What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

Gizmo they is so meen not lettin you av that stays.
If you gets a barf in the bed room koda you mite get orl wet wen you is sleepin.
I av bin a way in the camper to the lake dis tricked. It woz cowld an wet but I did av me cowt on so it woz fun. We did go in lots of shops an I got lots of cuggels an treets from laydis. Then we did go to pub an ther woz lots an lots of dogs, and was waggy tail so fast and mayde lots of nu fwends. Everbody wonted to strowk mee, it woz gud.
I is home now an tyred so sleeps for mee

I did run away!! I was home loan with Nana & Nick (he is barf room tiler Mummy says) i did sad eyes coz had to be outside all day long so Nana did let me in & i did see front door open WOW! so i ran thru it & then down the street real dead quick even tho i hear Nana yelling, she must be cheering me on so i did run even quicker like a winner, then Nick did chase me boy he is dead quickest eva wif real long legs & he did catched me and bringed me home coz i had dumb collar on! Nana was crying so i did give her lots cuggles, sumfing must have happened while i was out coz she was dead sad. My Mummy did come home & get her a real big drink. I was dead quickest EVA, sept for Nick!

wow koda, that is ded brave! i do not think i wood like to run off coz i mite get losted. maybe that is why your nana was crying, coz she thort you mite get losted?

Ooh Koda wot if you did get losted or stolen that wood be sew bad.
Woz you scared.

What!! I didn't know i could get lost, that would be dead scary!! I didnt go putsidw wivout Mum or Dad before. Fank you for telling me! Today there is no mans at our house doung scary bang bang noises so i am wif my Daddy just having fun til Mum comes home tonight. On 3 more sleeps is more bang bang scary i was telled.

oh yes! you can get losted! my brutha chaos he woz losted and he did not fined his howse agane and he did ended up in sumware corled the pownd and they did neerly killeded him! he sez it woz wurster than wurst, with no bedses or doovays or booma borls or enneething. you is much best safer not doing runnings away.

unkle david did buy mummy luverly earring fings for cwistmas

oh no! krismus orlreddy??? have i misseded it?

Eaat dem and get sparklies sparklies!
I did get lost when I wos a tiny tiny, but mummy did finded me cos I yelleded and cried loudest of louds. I runned a bit too much up da stairs and went to da wrong flat. I is less likely to get nicked on account of I don't got nuts, I fink they slow you down or sumfink.

I is in a preeedicamont most defnatleee. Mummy tooked me to da vetses and I got my sore leg proded and da vet said I need anoperation to get a knee. I gots knees already and don't want anuva one.

not you too needing a noprayshun! i do not no that they is so verree bad, thow. they did make my brutha chaos orl sleepy sleeps but now he is orl betta and his bottum dus not do hurtings enny mor. maybe if you do have a noprayshun you won't have hurtings eethur.

i do not think ennywon wood wont to steels mee too coz i hav go no tale. mummy sez that no won wood steel my sista nola coz she is too norty and if they did they wood bring hur bak strate away! i hope they do not coz i do luv my sista nola and we do lots of playings and cuggulings.

psh! tails is not so great, I did always smack myself wiv mine when I wos puppy cos it diffucult to operate.

I dont like sound of oprayshuns, they does sound like not nice and lots of pokey pokey at vetses! I do hope none of us need oprayshuns now. I do like my tail, I can do chasey chasey wif it on the big bed, sometimes I does catch it !! My Mummy does get lots cuggles today coz her family did feel the earth move she says, I dont know what that means but Daddy did tell me firmly I must give lots of cuggles to her today so I do that! I does love my Mummy!

i rekkon that mus be like wen i am asleep unda the doovay and my brutha chaos dus jumps on the bed and it dus orl moov lots. cugguls is orlways the bestest so i do think you mus giv your mummy lots and lots and lots.

Oh that must be is what it is ! Or like when Daddy does fart and the blankets does puff up She is home now so I did give her lots of licks and cuggles

mummy has gotted our vent kallunders! they do smel ded yummy so she has hidded them coz we is not aloud to open enny dors for tooweeks. that is for evva and for ajiz away!

I does like to open the barfroom door wen Mummy is in there , i hope you can open vent doors real soon spesh if they smells great! I did not have a really good day, Jimbeau did come bak but wivout sossij roll for me & i did get real scared coz he did lots of bangy bangy and he did rip up our deck and taked it away and i was dead scared i did lots of shakings and Daddy did give me cuggles but i was still doing shakings, i hope he doesnt come back gain morrow!

I don't like sum of dis bangbang squeakies dat is appnin in da night. I does Big Growls and Stands up High on my hurty leg cos I is Protecting and will Suffer da Pain in Bravery.

Mummy din't seem too impresseded and made me get down off of the windowsill.

I is a little better, and did sneakily do runnings a bit. I fink dey is mean to remoof your deck wivout arksing you Koda. Did dey give you sossijis yet?

Mum was home ALL day, best day EVA!!!!!

i did spend 2 nights wif mummy was da best day unkle david did visit and i did twy and show him da place where mum keeps da tweetsies but mum got da tweets owt da cupboard and gave dem to unkle david for me i did twy and be cwafty but my poor starving staffy wook doesn't work for unkle david he did give me a stwoke and speakes nice to me.

Fancee that, not givin you treatses! Did he eat dem himself?

Mummy did get me a nantler to chew on and it is nomnomnomnom.

We dus got mices and I founded one but mummy did scream.

Mices Giz yu must catched dem to save mummy We av a ratse dat hides in our drane but if I knows hes there I tells mummy & she lifts the grate off so I can trys to catched him I nearlys gotz him last time cos he sqweaks likes one of my toyz & yu know watz I can do wif sqweaky toyz >

ratses is a grate speshallitee heer, my brutha chaos he dus luv chasing ratses.

mummy has torted him a grate nyoo trik, it is corled jumping ova the fence. he is getting ded good at it! not onlee can he now jump into the feeyuld with eez, he can orlso jump ova the front gate into the rode! mummy is looking for a nyoo gate wot is hie coz this won is to eezy for him

O miwwie I hopes you bruvver don't get runded ova coz roads is vewwy dane jurruss

We did av sum snow, but it woz gone the nex time I went owtside. I don't no wear it went.

i did good sitting and gave mum kisses on her lapses sad staffee eyes must have worked as mum gave me cwistmas dinner tweets dey are deeelicious. mum wikes to smell dem before i get them

i has snapped a cwa its does runned a wee bit with red stuffs

O no poor Mia. ...ow did u doo that

it cwacked and snapped da nail had varnished but mum has kept it cwean wif salt water .

youwchies! i bet it grow back soon soon aand you'll be not sore any more with lots of cuggles off of mummy.

Mia that does sound dead sore, I hope you is ok and it comes back real soon and you get extra treats & cuggles from your Mummy !

Yesterday Jim did come and give me back my randah to lay on at back of house, and it is a brand new one and he promises he wont' take it away again and he won't do more bangy bangy's wif his nail gun coz I get real scared and do lots of shakings, but today I am big boy and I am hiding inside from the heat coz it is thurty-five decrees outside my Daddy did say, I sure is got a hot fur today !!!

remember the sun cream koda, my nailey is muchly better today no red stuff i wike the game with mum pull the paw away after treetsies i was very good and wet mum cweam my sore naiwy nail

my mumy got me a butchers bone its huuuge!

is it thurzday yet? i do want thurzday coz then we can start our vent kalundars!

Mummy dint get me a vent calinda

she has stil got time, duke, coz it is not thurzday yet. and you mus tell hur so she has not gotted no ekskyoos like she did not no or ennything.

She sed I carnt av choclat coz it is bad for mee

no, silly your mummy! it is not choklit in the dorses, it is proppa treetses, speshul for dogses. my mummy sez to tel your mummy to look in a place corled eebay coz they is ded eezy to fined there. like this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dog-Advent-Calendar-XMAS-Christmas-Pet-Bone-Calander-24-Treats-Turkey-Munchies-/272456910257?hash=item3f6fb285b1:g:AsQAAOSwcUBYMgUD

I would likes wun of dees nadvent callydars but mummy sed I dunt need a nadvent callydar, cos I is gettin' treatses everee day. Twice! I fink dey gots pills in dem, but dey is CHEESES so I don't care I wants my callydar.

Ooh yess I dus wont won of dem vent cal lenders they luck yummy

onlee twice a day treetses, gizmo? that is hardlee not no treetses at orl! i do get lots! i do get millie come treetses, and good gurl treetses, and leave it treetses, and kwiyut treeses, and eenuf treetses and eevun mor good gurl treetses. and my sista too dus get good gurl treetses but my brutha chaos he dus not coz he is not a good gurl he dus get good boy treetses tho.

do you think your mummy mite get you won, duke?

I ope she dus get me won. I did gives her lots n lots of kissers sew she wownt bee aybul too resist

i dus have cwistmas dinner tweets dey are wuverly

we hav openeded the furst dor of our vent kalundars! yummmmmmm

Dat is dead good did you get treats?? Mummy is doing a vent calundar but she puts fings in it onstead of raking out, she so silly!!

Eye avent got a avent cal ender cos mum didn't find one. She is making me won from a bocks of treets AN A TREE WIV NUMBER ON..oops pushd a button an all my rigting went all big

Duke!! BIG!

i did think the big riting woz just coz you is so eksitid!

mummy has putted a tree in the konsurvatree and she did say that my bruta chaos must not weed aganest it she orlso sez that she has not putted brakey things on coz we is orl gallumfses. ennywon wood think she dus not trust us! the tree is ded pritty, it is orl silva and purpul with pritty liteses.

R.I.P mia my bairn my life ill miss posting her antics on here love to you all

we dus mis are frend mia too but i is veree happee that i did no her at orl. lots of liks to you, mia's mummy.

i miss my wee miamoo

I miss her too & am dead sad. You can come hear n e time Arntee Cwystal!

Mum did bring a big tree inside & say i am not loud pee on it, outrajus!!!