What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

oh fyoo! i am ded glad your borlses is orl safe.

sossij role sownds yummee. we do hav sossij evree for brekfust and for tee now coz mummy hides my brutha chaoses pilles in sossij so we do orl hav to hav sum coz utherwise it is not fare. sossij is best!

I does luv sausij!! I dont know what pills is but ill ask Mummy if i can av sum coz i look like Chaos!

Millie does you get vegtearanin sausijs? I want to make sure my Mummy does getted me the proper ones!

no! coz my brutha chaos must eeted his pillses she did borted REEL sossij!

i think you shood not menshun pillses to your mummy. my brutha chaos sez they is ikky ikky horrid and he only eetses them coz mummy hides them in sossij and throes it for him to katch and he dus swolow it up befor he noes wot it is!

Real sausij is the best !!! Ok then I won't tell Mummy, tell your Mummy not to tell my Mummy please. Jim came today and did more noisy noisy on building fings outside and NO sausij roll (outrajus!), BUT he did have a fing called a tool which does POW! POW! like gun, is nail gun, and I have to run inside dead quick and hide and then Nana did find me doing shakings ! I am dead scared of it. DO NOT let anyone come over who has POW! POW! fing, is very scarry !!

Ooh koda that sownds scaree. Sosijus are yummy l get um sum tymes.
My kitten bruver went to vetses yes terday for a noparashun and he was crazee hyper wen he got home, it mayd me tired wochin him

that is od. i did think oprayshuns did makes you sleepee, not wizz wizz wizz. maybe it is diffrunt for katses? i do hope yor kittun brutha is ok.

Happee Birthday Katy lady!

Wurs dan pillses is dis squirty medsin dat mummy slung into my face! She tried to give me bred but i knew it woz bad bred wiv medsin.

I have had such a great day... Mum, Dad & my oldest human brother took me to the beach today it was fun fun fun, I did happy play bowing and kicked sand around and did lots of Stix chasing. Dad has added a picture for you all to see

Ok that lucks a good beech miss def, you look way cool in yor vest.

My kitty brover is sleepy too day fanks millie. He went wild for bout 6 hours splosh in all my warter out my bowl and doing kangaroo boxin

Duke your kitty bruva did kangaroo boxing ? My Mummy sees kangaroos all the time where we live, but I didn't see one yet! Flo you look dead great in your vest and at da beach, I do likey beach and it's real nice to see you ! Someone has stoled all our degrees again, is only plenty-four here today Mummy says, outrajus!! I do hope builder Jim comes again today and we can share sausij roll but I hope he no bring noisy POW! POW! nail gun coz it makes me real scared !!

that is a ded amazing big beech flo! purfek for playing with stix!!!

i think i wil stay unda the doovay orl morning.

Well mummy sed it lucked like he woz doin kangaroo boxin he woz sitting on him bac feet an punchin the air. He woz gone wild.
Wen we did go for my play in the field there woz sum baby cows in there so mummy sed they didn't wont to play wiv me so we had to go to a diffrent feuld.  I did like baby cows.

i have been vishuslee ataked by a tree! i woz owt with my mummy and my sista nola this morning and we woz just snuffling unda this tree and suddenlee it did pelted me with hard thingses on my hed! mummy sez they is corled haykornses. i do not think i do like haykornses.

Are haycornses good to eat, they sound yummy

mummy sez you mus not eet haykornses coz they can make you ded porly and eevun killed you!

my brutha chaos is ded sad coz he has not hadded his brekfust

Ok millie I will neva eat acorns Coa eye dont won't to get killeded
Wy can't yor bruvver have ene bwekfust he mus be starvin

I did bounce like tigger dis morning mum says I wooked wike her howse telephone

he is having anuther bottum oprayshun, duke. i do not wont a bottum oprayshun coz it wood meen no brekfust!

i wood like to see you doing bownsings, mia

mum neva had hur mobile phone she dowes wike taking pikshures of me I ope ur opurashun dus go well chaos wuv antee mia

Oh l downt like o pre shuns. I do like cumfee nek collar after thow

I ope Chaos dus get his noperation all quickquick over with and be all bouncingness again.

I dun got my bum pokied again by da vetses to check whatswhat cos I was scooting and she did also sed Ihurtied my neck and mummy is to make me eat medsin what tastes AWFUL. I is not lowed to play tugofwar at all at all for everings, a month dey seds.

Oh poor u gizmo havin to av  yukky medicine.
Chaos l hopes you feeling nice an sleepy and better now

hey all, chaos here! thank you orl for thinking of me. this oprayshun was not as bad as the othur and i is orl betta and reddy to GO! i'm feeling grate and do not undurstand why i cant go zooming rownd the gardun chasing ratses and playing with boomaborl! mummy is yorning lots coz i did keep her awake all nite with cuggles.

i's real sorry to heer about your pokey pokey, giz. a hole munth? that is for EVA! wot you do with the medsun is pick it owt and reefuze to eet it so your mummy has to fined real yummy things to hide it in. i do have my pillses in real proppa sossij and my skwirty medsun gets covered in hunny.

Hi Chaos!!!!

Yay! Chaaoooooos! We is proper gla to sees you is all  back again wiv all your bouncy bouncy. I fink I will tell mummy aboout dis hummmy fing and see if I likes it.

Today I is FREEYEARSOLD !!!!! Mummy says we do have a party wif sum cake and sum sham-pain woteva dat is and pwesents and and and, oh man I am SO sighted !!!!

Appy birfday koda I hopes you get sum good pwesents
I am so glad you bum is neerle better chaos x

Happy Birfday Koda

Hope you have a fab day wif lots of good tasty fings

happy burfday koda love ur antwe mia

Hey koda! i do hope you hav had the best burfday EVA! that all sownds the most mazing day. not sure about the sham pain. too much like shams poo, but hurtee...

i hav tolded millie she cannot hav the komputa bak til i is all betta!!!

Thanks everyone, i am dead tired now so piksurs tomorrow. Was best day EVA!!!!

happy birfyday mr freeyearsold! wotchit wiv da sham pain, mummy and dadddy did drink dat on new years and dey was all silly afterwards.

Appy burfday Koda hope yu ad lots of luvly presents to shred, oops I meens unrapp
Nice to see yu Chaos hope yu is feelin betterer now

i is feeling heeps betta now, fank you. i did hav a nusfettik and mummy sez it did giv me funny dreems and made me fart summat orful, but i do not care!

i hav just been for my walk down the rode to do my poo but it is raning so i did not wont to. mummy sisted and wood not let me come bak till i had done it. so now i is drowned.

you dus hav my simpafee chaos, as i too did get drowned from orl ov da raining rain. i dun a poo quickety quick, but still was forced to walk in da rain for years. I fink we've run out of rain now

Am dead sorry Chaos I was dead sighted from my birfday dat I didn't see you did have anuva op-ray-shun, I hope you is dead good now and even if you are don't tell Mummy den she will keep giving you real sossij's!

I did have best birfday EVER !!! I did have free presents, lamb bone for brekfist, lamb for dinner wif my candle (I didn't eat candle), lots of playing and petting and pats and some friends did come over and Mummy did have too much sham-pain and maked her silly I did sleep nearly all day yesterday, was dead tired ! BEST DAY EVER !!!!! Fank you for all my birfday wishings !!

Mummy did just put up sum piksurs !

I did sea yor birfday picchures they is ded gud. I sea you killed the ball ded kwick.
I likes the lam it lucks tastee yum yum you is soooooo luky

helo evreewon, millie here! my brutha is feeling ded good now so dus not need the konputa to cheer him up. mummy is still beeing ded meen and sez he must not do runnings or playings for ajiz and for eva, til thurzday wen he has beened to the vetses agane.

it is just as wel i do have my sista nola to do playings wiv.

why dus mummies be so mean why why why? I glad yu dus got Nola to help pass da time. did you get your sista and bruvva from the batter se? e Mummy dus keep lookin at da battering see website and sayin I dus need a bruvva or sista but I dunno bout dis

i have swummed in the see with my brutha chaos and my sista nola but i did not finded them there. i did finded them heer, they woz orlreddy heer wating for me! my sista nola she did horijinully come from sumwer corled iyerlund but they did not wonted her ther ennymor coz she wos to norty, and then she woz supozed to be lurning to help def peepuls but she wos to norty, so she did then come to live with mummy and daddy so she cood be norty and no won wood mined

my brutha chaos he woz in sumwer like the batta see but diffrunt, and mummy did fined him there. i wos at the arespeecyay.

i do hopes your mummy dus fineds you a brutha or sista, they is grate!

we hav had a big orfulnuss. mummy did atak my sista nola. it did happun this morning but i hav onlee just got ova it.

so ther we woz, goolee and kwiutlee eeting our brekfust, wen mummy did rush ova to my sista nola and did start strangulling hur! then she did hitted hur and skweezed hur ded big and hard and kwik round hur tummee! my sista nola she did wont to keep eeting hur brekfust but daddy did taked it away!

i did runs away kwik kwik and did do hidings and shakings. and i wood not come owt. mummy did bringed me my brekfust but i did wotch her ded kareful wen i eeted it, just in case.

my sez my sista nola was dooing sumthing corled chowkings. i wil make shur i do not do chowkings so mummy dus not beeted me up too.

Poor Miss Nola! But it ok Miss Millie, I did sees dis befor! Dis a fing hoomins do to helps! Chokin is when fud don't work proplee and dus do a fing where it hurties you and den summon dus smack you so your insides smack da food and den da food dus pologise and go where it sposed to be.

WHAT!!!!!! So your Mummy did stwangle Nola den take her brekfist away, then Daddy tried 2 give 2u Millie? OUTRAJUS!!!!! You must watched out four your Mummy coz she does also keep making your bruva go to vetses too!! I fink she mite need telling off!! Im dead glad youre ok, but watch out four her ok!! If use want you can come to Straylia near Lundon next to Sessex!!! I have a big new deck now my fwend Jim who gives me sossij roll did maked it and yesday he all finished, we can do bakings in the sun on it!

But Giz wot if it is not chokings wot if Arntee Liz is just being dead mean coz she also keeps taking Chaos tto vetses!!!

Eye wood bee so scared if that did appen to me,

Me too Duke! I am dead glad every won is all okayed!!

i fink we hud best keep an eye on your mummy jst incase she is gone mean, but i reckons it is for foods.

mummy did squirt all of my medsun on my nose cos i moved quickquick. but den she got more how dus i gets her to stoooop  

Av all the Mummys gone mad ?????