What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

Last nite I was bandoned free ours while everyone did go out for dinners, I did not eat any cushions furnichur or plants, I was dead good!!!

Dey shud give you biglots of nice fings in compensashun for your hardship.
You is good boy.

I hope we get the new BBQ out of box today and I can get some sossijs, it's been ages !!!!

Praps you best not eet the nobs koda or yew won't get any more sossijers

But I do like the knobs as much as I do like the sossijs, coz Mummy and I play a game to find them ! Fun !

corse you is goodboykoda. we dus orl no that! i think you dus deesurv nobses and sossijis and orl good things - free ours!!! that is ded long.

we dus not eet lettas coz the postman puts them in a boks ware we cannot reech them, but we dus hav sumthing corled the reesykling bin with paypa and stuff and we dus helps ourselvs. i do likes carbord bokses and my brutha chaos he dus likes paypabags.

I am a dead good boy Millie, I am ! I did just do sleepings inside all day today coz it was lots and lots of wet outside. My Daddy will be home real soon and I will get a fing like a sossij called a cranksy ! Yummy.

I can't get to our post eva, but I can get to the recykling too so I will give that a dead good go coz I did not no that's where the bosxes all get hided !! Fank you Millie !

i luv recycling bin, it does have milk bottles in it and they are brilliant.

Mummy dun noperation on me. she tooked out a whole bit forn off of a bramble tree out of my neck wiv tweezers and it HURTED lots. I weren't appy.

My mummy dus that to me too Gizmo, I gets lots of brambles stuk in me milk bottles are grate fun, mummy puts treats in mine wif the lid on

My Mummy dus that too! I dus chewchewchew through da plastic top and den it is MINE

my mummy dus fornpullingowts too. i dus not like it it is neerly as horrid as bottum wipings.

we dus hav our bak dore open orl day now. we can do playings in the gardun or lyings in the sun wenevva we dus wonts.

I is super 'cited today. We did go to market and da lady gaved me venison boneses cos of me being lovely (I is) and I gotted an hole bag of boneses for me. Mummy and Daddy is mean though, and only gaved me one. I has to hide it quickquick cos Broody has been stealing bits off of it when I leaves to go somewhere else. She dun a peck in my face to get it and I done a bigboy bare teefs growls back. I don't takes their food.

Mummy wos gonna do my nails, so I ate all da nemry boreds so she can't. HA! *super staffy cleverness*

vennysun boneses! wowzers, giz, they dus sownd mazing yummy. i do hopes your peepuls hav not taked the rest for themselvs, you jus woodn't put it past them, wood you?

good job eeting the nale bordses! that is ded sooper staffie klevur!

Daddy did say some mite become soop, but I reckon they will all be mineses.

I glad you gets to go outside all day, we has to keep da door shut or da henses come inside and cause a ruckus.

I am being sick today !!

did you eats it or did mummy stop you?
poor koda, i hope you all better soon.

I did get to eat one lot real quick before Mummy did move me off.
Mummy did get me a new toy yestday I fink she did try poison me !!

Aww, toy eating can backfire on you. I ope all better soon soon.

I did see Bobin for the first time in ajis and he is all tiny small still and I is Big Boy even though he is two days older dan me. He is a Border Terrier and we does ruff tuff chasings round and round. His Mummy is an elderly lady now and don't hold no truck wiv us young'ns and our runnings and our chasings.

i did not no toyz cood be poyzunuss that is ded horrid meen! i do fink you dus need sossij and booma borl to makes you feels betta.

bobin dus sownd grate fun. i bet he is ded happy you is his frend to play rufftuff with.

I is quickquick wiv my runnings and can get him well good! He knows all trickses and hideys and stuff so we is playplay nice.

Gizmo you is dead fastest I bet!! I would like to play chasey chaseys wif you too!!

I did get sum sossijs Millie coz I was sick, I am better now but not told Mum so I get more!!

good plan, koda

it is not fare. we did meeted a nyoo frend yestaday with persun. she is corled koo and she is harf jurmun shepud and harf labrador and she is very norty and she will not come bak she just dus runningrunningrunning so mummy did tel hur daddy he can come and do practis in our feeyuld. but it is not koo's feeyuld, it is mine! of cors she can come and play with me in my feeyuld but not doing playings there without me. mummy sez i wil have to stay in the howse coz i wood be a distrakshun. as if!

Yor bewtee and niceness is super distracting miss millie!
I was playing wiv a big carpet dog and she moved and I dun a big backfliproll over her back and I am a bit owy leapin' up on bedses.

i do hav a nyoo bess frend! not as bess as orl my frends heer, of corse and not as bess as my brutha chaos and my sista nola, but next bess frend. she is corled grace and she did come to my feeyuld afta her sista koo had beened.

my frend grace is a jurmun sheppud and she is ded big hyooj! she did do tranings furst the i did come to say helo and she wos at furst a bit wurrid but then we did do chasings but she is not fasty fast like me. i do like hur ded lots and she dus like me ded lots too. she is coming to play agane nekst week

YAY!dead huge dogs is lots of fun, dey is never as quickquick fast as us staffies though.

you is rite, giz, we is soopa speedy

I metted my aunty isa what is over from france and now I does know the lingo. Jemapelle Gizmo, je suis un staffy. We dun a picnic which is where dey eat food on da grass and don't give me hardly any at all and I STARVE and then we dun runnings and I found aunty isa when she went behind a bush and mummy hid under a hill and daddy sat wiv da food so i got some off of him because he is sucker and it was great fun!

Bonjor Gizmo see I dus kno sum French france lingo Me & mummy wents to fetch bella & jess for walkies today & had to wait for Wednesday & her mummy to cum up My lane to meet us. Wednesdays mummy was olding a shiny pressie for me I new strate away it was a nu bone for me she always rapps dem in shiny stuff. Wens dusnt chew dat much so bone is nearly new lotz of chewies left for me I's bin chewin for ages now & mummy is callin me farty pup I don't no wat she meens?

bonjor toot le mond, i have been too timeses to my france and we is gowing agane in joon so i thinks is neerly floount!

your bone dus sownd ded yummy, katy. i is droolings at the fort. boney farts is deelish, i bet that's wot your mummy meens.

She sayz i's stinky bum I fort I smells good Its a yummy bone Millie, lotz of goodys left on it but Wens mummy dus scrape marrow out for her so I don't get dat bit

Bone farts is da best! You is very lucky.
I bin naughty. I stood on da hen coop and growly barked and wouldn't stop and got superover 'cited. Mummy spent aaaaaaaages getting me to stop barkin.

i do not no wot is rong with barkings. i do like barking but mummy orlways sez 'kwiyut millie'. then i am goodgurlmillie.

I can't do frenched so I can't talks wiv you I can do barkings tho, but not many coz it makes Daddy mad wiv me. Yesday I did get real sighted when my fwends from neck door did come over, I did scratch my Mummy real bad and maked her bleed but I couldn't give her cuggles coz I did have to leap up at my fwends at the door and then I did get played wiv and pork belly for dinner YUM !! Best day EVER !!!!!

you muss be kareful, koda! making mummy bleeds is not so very ded good. but i do undastand that vizzyters is ded eksiting. we do to have a vizzytur, my mummys daddy is heer for the weekend and he dus orlways bring treetses! he dus luvs us orl but i do think he dus luvs my sista nola best and she dus go orl giddy wen she sees him. it is ok for my sista nola to be speshulest sometimes as long as i is most importunt the rest of the time.

I bet he luvs you all same coz you is dead pretty Millie! I hope you luv your treats! My Mummy says fank you to your Mummy for helping put all my piksurs up!

How come we is all getting visiters all at the same times?
Koda you dus look veree hansum and kewl in your picturs.

I did be very good boy gizmo today and yesterday. Mummy and Daddy worked out dat I is coming back for cheese and bread and dey tooked it out when I lept on henhouse but before I dun barkings and I did get very good boy gizmo.

Mummy took a tiny mouse down da end of da garden but I followed her and when she let it out I did EAT MOWSIE SNAP SNAP SNAP.

Koda, dus you stare at da bobsalot and it gives you treatses? How dus it werk?

mowse and cheez treetses! yumm!!!!

maybe ther is a speshul vizytur seezun? it is grate fun coz i can go and see my grandad at harfpastfiverclok in the morning and give him big liks, wot he dus like ded lots

No Gizmo I have to give it a bash wiv my face or paw and then treats fall out just like majic! Sometimes they dry beef sometimes chikken! It's dead fun and gets Mum real sighted when I have it on the va-ran-duh coz it then is dead noisy!

You's is so lukky to have viztors and lots treats too, my Mummy did leaved me wif Dad & Nana yestday all day long coz she did av to go to a new work at cem-a-terry she did say is dead fun and wen done day was done & dusted then did big laugh wif Daddy!

why is my mummy larfing abowt it beeing ded fun at the cem-a-terry?

I don't no, she is funny your Mum!

Mummy is mean, she did leave me again ALL day today wif Nana & Dad and went back to cement trees!!

you are rite, koda. mummy is a ded odd, speshly at the moment. she has spended orl aftanoon putting stinky stuf on the worls and has maded orl of our worl art disapeer! we had spended ayjiz doing rubbings and shakings and things to make the worls orl pritty and now mummy has maded them orl boring.

as for your mummy and her cement trees... that is juss plane weerd. can you do weeings on them?

Mummy bandonned me to go to Berlin and I is NEver going to see her again until wednesday.
Katy ask wednesday to come quik!

I will ask Wednesday for you Gizmo, she can be qwik efen tho she is nineyerold Mummy took us for long walkies yesterday wif Wens we was out for toohowrs. But on our way bac I spotted a ball in de streem that I reely needed. Lotz of hard works to getzit, I got reely wet but I carried it all the way home Mummy sayz it only took me 10 minits to killz it >

wel dun, katy! that wood be grate if you cood make wensday come ded kwik for gizmo.

my mummy is making me ded scared. she dus put my food in my bole and puts it on the flore and then sez i shood eet it. but it is scaree and i do go to my bole and shakes and cannot eets. mummy dus make that sy sownd and dus that thing with hur eyes and sez 'not agane!'. she did putted my bole on my daddys bed last nite and i did eet a bit.

Wat dus yor mummy putz in yor bole dats scary Mille? I walks away from my bole wen mummy putz dog food in it
Sumfings appening!! Daddy dispeered in the hole in our ruuf & came down wif a sutecase I fink daddy is leevin me
Mummy sayz he is goin to French France for a few dayz wif his band jigging but will be bak munday dats ages away hoo's goin to playz tuggy wif me?

she dus puts foods in it, katy. ded scaree foods. yestaday she did puts a hegg in my bole too and that was yummy so i did eets it.

i is getting ded konfuzed. gizmo's mummy has gonned forevva til wensday, then katy's daddy is gowing to frenchfrance til munday. and kodas mummy goes to do things with cement trees. i do not undastan theez hyoomanses sumtimes.

I is sorree I havunt been hear much but me nanna is in hosp pitta for a stroke and mi mummy is leaving me sew she can visit. I is missing yew orl x

that is ded sad nyoos, duke. i do hope your nanna and your mummy are ok.