What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

mummys! we do too have a tree we must not pee on and lots of liteses and pritty things corled 'donetuchthat' and 'getyournozeowt' and uther silly nameses.

surprised mia knew her name i used to call her everything from turkey leg and everyname i could think of

mummy hav losted my orinj wisslee borl she did taked me and my brutha chaos and hur sillee kamra into our feeyuld with long frostee gras to tak pikshurs and she did throwed my borl for me so i cood do good runnings and i did hav grate fun feching my borl but then she did throwed it in the long gras and i cood not finded it and we did looked and looked and looked and in the end we did gived up and my por orinj wisslee borl is orl alone and coled in the feeyuld. mummy sez we wil do mor lookings later. i do hope so coz i am shur i have no uther borls wotsoewevva.

i have fownded it!!! we did go orinj borl hunting this aftanoon and i did surch and surch with my noze until i did finded it. i wil keep a nie on mummy in case she dus looz it agane.

she sez she will put some pritty pikshurs of me in the galree layta.

I is sew glad you fownd yore borl it wood av bin a disasta if it had ed bin lost

I is poorlee.
I has bin sick an runny poo.
I think l did eat some fing yes terday that eye shudnt av etc
I is poorlee

i am ded sorree to heer that, duke. runny poo and siks is not good i do hopes you is betta ded soon.

Fanks millie but I is not better I is worser
My mummy did leave me home alowne this mornin coz she had to take nanna to hospetul and wen she got back I did make red poo orl over the floor, mummy sed poor baby...... so I ad to go kwic to the vetses.
I did get a jecshun to stop me be in sik an sum medicine an I feul so poorlee an I don't won anee food
I mite av to go bac to vetses to morow if I not a bit better

Duke why is you doing sicks ? I want you get better, sicks is just awful. Did vetses give you treats for good boy Duke ? I hope so ! You need extra cuggles from your Mummy and give her some too coz Nana is at da horse-piddle. I hope no more vetses for you, no more bum on floor bum on floor worn'ings ! Rest up brutha.

red poo! i has nevva seed red poo, that dus sownd ded porlee. i do hope the medsun dus wurk ded kwik and you is betta ded soon.

I woz a gud boy at the vetses I Did let him luck at me and pokey bum an jekshun an evry fing. I Did steel him a kiss when he cuddled me. He woz a nice vet. I woz not scared but I did not won't any treets

I is a bit betta too day and mummy give mee sum chikin an sum wice an it woz nice

you is ded brave, duke. i do think you is my heero that is grate nyoos that you is feelings betta.

my chikin sistas is ded cross coz they is not aloud owt for ajiz and ajiz. i think it is in case they do fly or something . mummy has maked them big piles of leevs and things in ther run but this is dooing orl skworky skworky coz they do wont to go owt proppa into the feeyulds.

Fanks millie x
I does like the vet man coz he sed mum has to giv mee lots of little meels of chikin n wice or chappee

I did ave a bit moor food an no blud to day sew that is good

I bet yor chikins is ded mad coz they av to stop in
I do not want to gow owt to play coz l is tyred.

hope you are better soon duke.xxxxxx

Fanks u luvly lady hen x

Dukes Momma wrote:Fanks u luvly lady hen x

if she is a lady hen dus she too have to be lokkeded inside for thurteedays like our chikins?

I do hopes not coz she will miss cwistmus.
Wy dus yor chikins av to b loked up millie

coz there is porlee burdses sumware and they flew or sumthing and sumwon corled mista defra sez that mummy must not let our chikinses into the feeyulds for thurteedays in case they dus flew too.

hope the chickens are ok

Duke I am dead glad you is getted better a bit coz I remember wot blud is now, I had dat when I bited off end of my tongue playing booma ball!

I do see y your chuckens need to be locked up Millie coz overwise Duke will get sum wif rice !! I does wuv chucken wif rice.

Hi Arntee Cwystal !!

no! you is not aloud to eeted our chikins with ennythings. eevun we is not aloud to eeted our chikins.

how is you feeling today, duke?

and i did forgetted to asks about yor nana, koda. is she stil at the vetses?

hello koda i think that means i stay in the house for 21 days have stayed in for 9 days already

I is till poor Lee but I wil no eat yor chikins coz they still doin skworkins an runnins.
My bum is still doin runnins a bit an I am eating my chik an wice
I is sleepy x
I av ing cuggels wiv mum

you is ded good for eeting, duke, coz that will make you feel betta.

mummy has just maded sum peenut butta biskits to sell for danaher (ware i woz wen i woz a littul baybee puppee) and she did gived us won eech to make shur they is yummee enuff and my brutha chaos he did get to lik owt the peenut butta jar and my sista nola and me we did lik owt the bole! she sed she will make sum mor for us for krismus if we is good. as if we is ennything els!

Ooh I lyke pee nut butta an the biccis sownd yummy
I do get peen butta in my kong sum times

champagne and biscuits for the dogs mias back .xxxx

hey koda, you has been rapping prezuntses? and dekrating the tree? mummy did showed me pikshurs on fasebook and i is ded himpressed! i can only do rippin owpun prezunts!

aww koda u is a clever boy i had a chritmas tree with built in lights then uncle david broke it . i gett a new phone tomorrow samsung galaxy s7 i can put mias pictures on it

I didn't do the wrappings Millie I did have just one wee pee on corner of one, I did get in trubble so I not do again. Arntee Crystal I love pics of Mia I did get 38 the-grees yesterday and I did get it againn today Mummy says so I am staying inside wif Nana and look after her, when I'm not sleeping I do get icey treats!!

hope you get strawbebbies wif your ice cweam and hope you didn't steel nana's have wots of cuggles wif nana . nana cuggles are da best .

it is to coled for isecreems . we do hav sum decrees so i do not hav my cote on for owtsides but it is stil bestest unda the doovay.

Under the doovay would be hot for me now, im in sydney near lundon near essex, was 38 the-grees gain today. Mummy and Daddy did goed out wifout me tonite!

yer a poor hard done by wee staffy koda . you sure your mum and dad didn't go to work for pennies for treats.

koda i dus heer you has a sellubrayshun! happy gocha day!

your mum and dad were celebrating your gotcha day koda happy gotcha day pal.xxxx

I did have a happy good boy koda gotcha day, fank you ! Did you see sum piksurs ? It is waining here today and I am made to stay outside which is just outrajus, coz sum person called cleaners is coming to home and also 4 men is making my Daddy a new barfroom ! I will do whinings at back door so they can all see me and I might get sum pats and someone might let me come inside !!

aww koda you poor hard done by boy on the upside if you are good you may get biscuits off nana.xxxx

Nana has bandoned me outside too, wif NO biskits !!!

wot a nowtrayjus way to treet you on your gocha day, that is ded rong.

you must look ded ded sad so they dus orl feel giltee and dus give you lots of sossij roles and things.

I is sew glad that yo did have a appy gotcha day x

hey duke! i hav been wundring abowt you and yor porliness. is you orl betta now?

Fanks millie I is betta now. Mum did teech me a new twick of catch the treat. I is vewwy good at it an l nearlee catch em orl x

glad you are better duke and scoffing treats

yay for feelings betta!!!

yay for caching treetses too, it is grate fun! wen i woz a babee puppee i cood not cach treetses or ennything and it did orl bownce off my noze but mummy did teeched me and now i can cach ennything at orl and speshlee my bestest borl (that is my wisslee borl wot wissuls). i dus nevva mis that coz my brutha chaos he mite getted it insted.

mia was a pro at catching treats but when she felt like too much of a lady she would run to her treat cupboard and howl instead looking at me then the treat cupboard . if i nipped out o.h would sit with mia he told me she used to tap constantly on the kitchen floor to direct him to the cupboard o.h is blind btw

Mummy did go out wivout me today and did come home smelling like a nuva dog!!!!!

do not wurry, koda. my mummy dus that orl the time but she dus come bak smelling of lots of dogs and cats and sumtimes wabbits and hamsta and ginneepigses and orlsorts.

my mummy and daddy did yestaday go to visit my mopmop and poppop and they did taked my sista nola and not ME! that is very not rite, i am bestest at gowing viziting.

oh dear millie and chaos that's definitely not right maybe your mum left you to guard the house and chickens

i hav meeted a see monsta! i no it was a see monsta becoz it did come owt of the see. i did do my bestest barking but it did come rite up to me and i did bark and bark and shake and shake and evreething but it did still tutch me! and it did stroked me and say that i woz a pretty gurl (i did not no that see monstas woz so purseptiv) and daddy did larf and heksplane that it woz a laydee wot had been doing swimmings but i do no that it is too coled to be doing swimmings now so that cood not be troo. but the see monsta did see kwite nice so eevenchooly i did stop barking - i did keeps an eye on it tho, justinkase.