What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

i feer that is the case.

i did keep a ded klose eye on mummy this morning but she did seem to beehave hurself.

gizmo, my brutha chaos sez to tell you that you must insist that skwurty medsun gows in your bowl with sumthing ded deelishus on top. he did make mummy try lots of things but did like runny hunny bests.

my mum put dis white stuff on my nose, it smewlled nice but it disappeared where did it go I dus get white stuff in my foodsies too

dus that meen your mummy had gon orl funny too, mia? wot is it with mummys at the mowmunt?

My Mummy is dead cwazy, she is screaming COMEON ALL BLACKS YESSSS!!!

im shure your momma will be fine koda

maybe your mummy is feeling porly, koda! i do think you do need to sit on top of her and give her lots and lots and lots of face liks and bring hur babbul borl to play with. i am shur she wil a preeshyate that lots.

Our Mummys has all gone sick, my Mummy woked says she not feel well today. Daddy says too much whine, I didn't hear her tho coz she was just screaming at TV All Blacks Yessss ! I did give her a face wash this morning, made her real sighted No babbul borl tho, that's mine from my friend Millie !!!!! I no share this one. >

por your mummy, Koda. I think it woz orl that showting that did it. if your mummy starts showting abowt blakses agane you must do orl you can to stop her, ok? lots of runnings and jumpings and playing and likkings and evreething.

Ok I will tried but she is a bit crazy sumtimes Millie !!! I did get a new toy today, it is for my burfday from Arntee Ana, it is a big yellow fing I can chew, Mummy did bringed it home for me from her work !!!! BEST DAY EVA !!!!!

My daddy dus get sited bout orl bLask as well but eye downt no what they is

Mummy says is football. So confoosing!! Humans is just stwange.

Some men did stealed our barfroom today, day took the hole fing and left us none barfroom !!!!! Daddy was out, Nana was out, Mummy was at work and I did see them stealing it and taking it all away. We got no big barfroom now !!! I was dead sighted to see the barf be taking away, no more barfs for me forever !!!!!

and they did orlso steel the payjiz! at leest we now no hoo steels the payjiz, it is the same peepuls in sydney stralia neer lundun neer essix wot has stolened koda's barfroom!

I fink so and i was looking for much more pagiz but this is dead good better!!!

wot a zorsting day yestaday! we did help mummy garduning. my brutha chaos he did help prooning mummys blakbree bushes and i did do diggings in the strawbree plantses. mummy was so verree ded dlited and did lots of eksklaming

You have both been dead busy, im glad you did make your Mummy sighted! I as been dead busy too coz a man bringed sum fings to put in barfroom called barf and bay-sins, & a huge barf for outside did come today and made Daddy & Mum dead happy!

Barf outside Koda BRRR I wents to meets cuzin Dave today He's reel bouncy bounce & I had to tells him off lots cos he keps getting in my face I did lots of growlys but he dusnt listen so I had's to snarl at him!!! He gotz the idea finally He is ded nice but I don't likes in my face Did playz tuggy wiff my unkle & human cuzin tho Mummy sayz she will put piktures up for me

Mummy says is called a spa barf so is always warm,I hope she don't lie to me ! Dave is dead naughty jumping in your face, it is real good you can make him know it's not making you happy and then you can play twogether nicely, and luffs with your Unkle is dead fun too ! I will get my Mummy to show me your Mummys piksurs !

i have just seeded your pikshur, katy. you is looking ded luvlee. i do thinkk dave dus look ded nice and i be he wil do grate playings!

herro fwiends mia hear der has been wots of banging and funny noiwses mum sed somfing about bafs and pitty pattery showery fings mum says its wike wain but cwean water I is a finking why oh why dus they have to bang!!!!

i hav not hurd bangy rane, eksept stormses but i no it is not the rane but the clowdses wot bangs. that is very stranj.

Wot is goin on wiv orl the bangin an barfs be in stowlun as evree one gone mad.
I did see yor pichur katy you dus look sew cute.
I did go for a wark in my feuld and there woz a herd of deers cum running by me an jumpd over the worl and ran off down the other feeuld. I woz a bit scared but mum put me on my lead to keep me sayf.  One did have big antles on its hed

big antles dus sownd odd, i hav nevva seed antles. we do sumtimes see things corled munjaks in the woodes, thay is like little deerses, and my sista nola she dus like chasing them lots! she sez you shood not be scareded, duke, just do lots of chasings and it will be grate fun!

I loves antles mummy buyz dem for me for chewings on dey is yummy Mummy sayz I likes deers to cos she sayz we ave veneson wich is a nother name for deer & I likes that

My Unkl Neil did just comed over, without doubt its my BEST DAY EVA!!!!!!!!!!! I luvs my Unkl Neil!!!

i did seed your pikshurs with unkul neel, koda. he dus look ded grate fun!

Fank you for seeing my piksurs Millie, my Mummy has put sum up if any one more dogs wants to see them

I does luv my Unkl Neil, he is dead best fun EVA !!! I was so sighted when I see him come to my house I was doing shakings at the door, he grabbed me and ruffed me up and I did jump all over him and leap at his face coz he does luv that, and my tail wented so fast it nearly falled off !! I did stay wif him all nite, he is my best fwend. His fwend she does not like it wen I do jumpys on her face but he did do laughings and so did Mummy & Daddy so I stayed on their bed all nite, I did cuggles wif my Unkl Neil ! I was sad when he goed today but he will be back real soon he says ! I am so zorsted from all the playings I couldn't even have the roast pork coz my eyes was shutted ! BEST DAY EVA !!!

i do think your unkul neel is ded lukky to share you sumtimes. i bet he woz ded sited too!

sumthing orful has happuned this morning! mummy and daddy have both losted there mindses! The did forgetted to get up, forgetted to giv us brekfust and daddy has forgetted our furst thing in the morning walkies! We has dun orl sorts of remindings but it was ajiz and ajiz and ajiz before they did eevun get owt of bed!

That is awful Millie, did they do sleeps in ???

Yor unkul new sownds lyke great fun yoo is luckee.
Millie my mum woz layt owt of bed too but I woz sleepy so I dint care. I did roll in summat nice an smelly wen we went in my feuld thow

parruntlee it is sumthing to do with cloks gowing bak but orl the clokses is stil in the same place and hav not gonneded ennyware.

feyuldses is grate, i do like ours ded lots but we do not hav smellees for rollings in our feyuld. insted we hav lots and lots of chikin poo wot mummys chikins do speshlee for me to eet! chikin poo is yummee.

We onlee got one chikin left as the fox got the others. Mummy did cry. She is in a en clowsure so I carnt get the poo but it dus smell yummy.

you must come heer, duke! we hav got furteen chikinses at the mowmuntd so lots of poo, plentee to share wiv orl my frendses

I have spear-ee-inced just dead orfulness, worst hoomans ever ! So what did happen was a man called Jon did come and stealed my fence yesterday which was dead grate becoz I could do runnings into sum peoples house which is next to our house, my Daddy did have to chase me and said I am worst dog eva which was dead mean !!! So i did sniff knew trees and run wild but then my Daddy did getted me and dragged me home by my collar and he did maked me stay inside the house ALL day and wen I did do crying noises he did let me outside but I has to be clipped up on the long lead, outrajus !!!! Jon did give me pats and says he will give Daddy new fence today so I have just one more day of being in house or tied up, but just one more is awful !! WORST DAY EVA !!!!!!

tis vewy cowd hear der is white stuff on da weaves and ders wots and wots of weaves on da gwound . too cowd for my owd bonses . and the bangy bangy noises are tewibble but weast dey are owtside and not in howse above my head

You mus do ded lots of cryings and wimprings and look ded sad and mizrubul so yor daddy feels giltee, koda.

It is ded coled heer to and I did hav my cote on yesterday. I is getting ded brave abowt my cote coz I gets treetses


My mummy's konputa is broke. I is using hur fone but it is ded hard!

Oh Koda dat is jus so meen but u will be o k
Millie I dus luv my cowt it dus keep me snuggy an warm. If I downt av me cowt on I just shake an shiva an av sad eyes

mummy has mendeded the konputa, she is so klevur!!! it is so much eesya than that sillee fone.

i do like my cote wen it is on, duke, but i do not like the putting on ova the hed bit. mummy is playing fun gameses like dooing kisses and things throo the bit ware my hed goes and wen she dus that it is not so verree bad reely. she dus say i will lurn to like it but i do not no. i is not so verree ded brave.

I don't like the ova the hed bit. My mum puts it on her arm and gets atreet and slips it on kwik while I eets the treat. I av got 3 cowts an one dusnt go over my hed it fassens wiv. Noisy sticky stuff.

Yor daddy is ded meen Koda, how dare he tye yu up
Millie I runz unda the table wen mummy getz my cote out I don't likes ova hed efer but mummy triks me wif treets my arness is the same

evenin all! coatses is funnygoodbad. Mummy's gettin me a coat with a szip. I am lookin forward ti zippin it myself, i bet i can no trouble.

koda did da vet say about you bein tied up? Cos I id not lowd to do anyfink at all at all of a woooole week. No leapins or jumpins or walkies or fun and i did hear daddy sayin theyd have to ti me in my fortress to stop me.

stoopid vetses. They are BADDIES what tricksies me and den I getses hinjectchuns. Dey is lovelee fow and dus give me the bestst cuddlesies and fudses. QUANDREEEEEE!

you is rite, gizmo, lots of funnygooodbad thingses. ded konfyoozing. mummy is dooing tranings with my cote and she dus put hur face for me to do kissings and i think it is not so scaree when i can see hur face.

is you stil hoppitteehops, gizmo?

Ess, and I is bin tolded I mite need a nextray and pokeypokey if i don't do proper rests.
Daddy was proper poorly today but i gave him lots of help using his arm for scritches so that's ok.
Your mummy is ded clever poking her hed froo your cote, i bet dat is proper funee.

rests is no good but pokeypokey and neksrays are wurse! maybe you mus try to be a littul bit kwiut.

my mummy is funny sumtimes. wen she is not beeing meen and scaree.

We still have no barf in our barfroom !!

is your mummy orl proppa stinky stinky, then?

No Millie, I fink she is having one in her bedroom !!!

she has barfses in the bedroom??? wot is the wurld coming too you mus tell your mummy that bedrooms is for sleepings and playings and cuggulling unda doovays and standing on bedses for looking owt of windowses and things. not barfs!

I is still hincapacitated so I tried to still a steak from da shoppin bag to aid mah recovery. Mummy and Daddy did Oi! at me and tooked it away.

Ow dus yo got a barfses ina bedroom wivouwt everything getting all wet? I dont fink dis is right atall at alll.

but shurlee your mummy and daddy do no that stakes is ded good for hinkapasseetayshun!

it is ded noyzee weekend, lots of bangses and windses. mummy sez i is ded good coz i do not mined, not eethur dus my brutha chaos or my sista nola.

Dey mean and greedy and spiteful. It is all bangy down here too.