What have my pooch pals been up to?

I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

That sounds awful!! I no get that one, mine different. Phew! Haha what a fun walk, i never walk with other dogs i like to tho so if you want come over still we can! Can Wednesday come too, she sounds fun! I think Katy right, roll on carpet & doona and it come off ! im glad you're all my friends! x

woof woof

Mummy did get me a difrent one Koda but it made me poorly so mummy wont get it gain I lik pac walks but sumtimes they scare me if they too jumpy jumpy. Mummy sayz it dos me good to go walkies wif uther doggies yu cood come hear & come walkies wif me & Wednesday, she wood like yu, I towld her yu was goorgeus

I can come there? is it far? I dont want to leave Daddy long coz Mummy says hes an idiot. Wednesday AND Katy!! Daddy will be ok alone

Haha! Mummy says my daddy is an idiot too maybe they can be idiots togefer and we can go to see Wednesday and Katy!

I haf tried rolling on the karpet but it still smells baaaaaad

i amma in shok mum has just put my 2 tins a tuna in her cupboard and my mackawel fillets what will i do ? has anybody got stepladders so i can weach the cupboard?

Its a little way from stralia & a bit cowlder but yu can share my bed, it has a eated duvey but not a king like yors. We can push mummy & daddy on de flor But Wednesday livs at the botom off my lane & little Bella livs rownd the corner so we can playz lots. I'll let yu play wif my boomer & chases sqwirrels in my woods

On my way Katy!!!!!! Ill bring BBQ knob thats 'missing' still

Mia if you climb on top me you reach now??

no still no joy

Nana & Grandpa is coming over for dinner and it's raining so i can be inside!! Normally when they come i have to go outside coz i jumpy jumpy on nana & she gets real excited, Daddy says she is 13 dog years old! I can get to lick Grandpas legs (he can't move!) & lick up under table from him!!!

tinses are meen things enneeway, mia, coz they needs speshul majik openings by humans.

i wood like to come for a walk with you all but i have to stay at home and look afta my brutha chaos coz he has got a porleeyey. mummy is wating till the vetses open then she will make an poyntmunt for him. i hope the poyntmunt will make him feel betta.

How citing koda, and chaos hope ur beta weely soon

Hope Chaos is ok, bum on floor & take the treats!!!

hello evryone, Chaos here. Acshully, mummy is typing for me becaus I am incapsytated. I will make shur she spels evrything proply, tho.

I do have a porly eye that hurts me very muchly so mummy taked me to see my Unkul Keeth the vet and he did shine a lite into my eye and he did then put some dropses in and he did say that my eye is porly (I could have told him that!) but that it is not damijed, fyoo. Then he did giv me a ninjekshun that stinged and I did not like it but I was a good boy. He did leeve my bottun alone, fyoo number too.

There was a very fat laberador hoo barked at me and I did bark a bit but mummy asked me to be a good boy so I did sit and have treets, and then a dog with a porly foot came in and I did not even bark becaus I am good.

And after beeing so good mummy brort me home and has putted The Cone of Shame on me! How can I burrow under my doovay with the Cone of Shame on?

Awww Chaos I hope you feel betterer soon and haf lots of cuggles and treets!

Aww chaos huw wull u cope wifout your doovet hope ur poorly eye is beta soon you wiw ave to fink of a way to take dat cone off. Heres is sum tweets from my cupboard it wiw just meen mummy buys me more

Chaos I am glad you are ok but am sad your eye is sore, and now the cone of shame noooooo !! How can you eat knobs off BBQ if you have that on ? I hope you sleep real good tonight, treats and lots of snuggles.

This is me tonight

My mummy seys you look like me sometime, Koda, 'cept I am bringle and wite insted of bloo and wite. I can see you are admiring Mia like I do too.

I did have my cone on for ajis once before so am pritty good with it. Mummy seys it will be fun having me under the doovay tho!

My eye is a bit more opened and feels not so hurty alreddy.

oh liz i just noticed koda i finks i am a bit old for you

Hope yur eye is betterer soon Chaos, gonna be hard getting under duvey wif that on
I's bin out to play wif Wednesday & Cooper this aftnoon Had lots of runnins & rollins Den tonite Bellas dad texted mummy to sea if we was going walkies corse we ar. Cooper is like a growd up Bella, they is boff workin Cockers but Bella isn't a year old yet but I luuuuve playin wif her

Koda is in a LOT of trouble and banned from the computer until next week!!! Kodas Mum.

Ohhh nooooo what has Koda done mummy Bek

perving on mia and sending rude messages

Koda will not be online until next week after doing this !!!!!

Hey Koda, that looks like a great place to hide bbq knobs! well done, mate!

I just wanted to tell you all how dredful my mummy is. not only does she does larf at me in my cone of shame, she does also squrt stuff in my porleeye! and coz my porleeye isn't porlee any mor I think she shood stop rite now.

i did sleep under the doovay with my daddy and my cone last nite. mummy sez daddy cood sleep through anything!

Oh Koda

Sorry bek i know you don't see the funny side but

Not Koda's fault you did buy a sploding sofa. Justice for Koda! Most of it is still siter on-erable.

My Mummy is so 'mbarrising. We was in the park and dis man on a bench said "Is that dog agressive?'' and mummy said 'not remotely' den he said 'Your dog looks proper tough" and she said "nah, he's been beaten up by a pug before now."

That pug was MEAN, I am TOO tough.

We was doing our big walk and it's all dark and all of the dogs has glowy collars and the Mindthebikes has glowy bits too so I don't know whats dogs and whats Mindthebikes.

My mummy is meen too she jus larfed at the pug comment. Pugs are verry dangerous they look all nice and cutsie but underneeth they are ninja's!!!

I think you did a good job decorating the sofa Koda and your mummy is meen too JUSTICE FOR KODA!!

hellow evreewon! millie heer! that brutha chaos has been hoggings the konputa for long eenuf. it is mine (not my brutha's or my sista's or my mummy's or my daddy's it is mine)

i think yor mummy is just rood, gizmo. fansee saying such things. we orl no pugses and terrierists are all cyootsee on the surfis but underneeth are laying in wate for an inosunt staffy to savvij.

my brutha chaos sez to tell you orl he is feeling much betta and is making shur his ey is staying wide opun so that mummy dus not think she has to do that skwurty stuff agane. he dus not like skwurty stuff in his ey.

Gwad chaos is feewing better i no kno what mind the bike but i mow wot a motorbike is a big scary fing a was scarded off but mummy showed me deres nofing to be scarded of .  I am unda da duvet very sleepy as mum said its hard work when ur so cute

Mummy is up at 2am screaming at TV go all blacks so i snuck on on her phone in bed hi!!! Miss you all. Koda x

Koda, good job with the phone. Your mum won't even notice cos I bet she's watching them people running on the TV thing just like my dad is... And I want my dinner

Koda  i have just scoffed beef jerky one min was there mum turned round it disappeared

Why you both no food? Outrageous! Chaos good no more quirty eye. Gizmo beat up by a pug

Dinners coming... Dinners coming

-Ian- wrote:Dinners coming... Dinners coming

But it's 3am ?????

mummy sez we have to wate for our tee coz tomorow it wont be siksurclok now itll onlee be fiveurclok . i no clokses are diffrunt in fronce coz i is an inturnashnul travler but shurly siksurclok is siksurclok and not fiveurclok? and siksurclok is tee time and i wont my tee now!!!

Aww imma sure ull get ur tea i got my tea was lovely i does like my chickling

I did get my tee on time, but I heard mummy saying that my walk will be onehour later cos the clocks gone back.

Back where? Diss confuse.

Dunno where da clok goes gizmo mabee a nice warmy place in sunshine .

Siksoclock, fiverclock, freeayem I don't know how to tell time but I'm confuzzed too! I fink hoomans shud leave the clockses alone ...

i did have a ded long cuggle in bed with my mummy this morning. i do like cuggles in bed, speshly wen it is coled owtside.

daddy did say that the chikins (the wons we are not alowed to kill) were ded confyoozed coz no won tolded them abowt the clokses gowing placez. but then chikins is not as clevur as staffis

Bribed wiff beef jerky wot next late brekkie

LizP wrote:daddy did say that the chikins (the wons we are not alowed to kill) were ded confyoozed coz no won tolded them abowt the clokses gowing placez. but then chikins is not as clevur as staffis

My chikins was also confyoozed and tried to get out of their house before they was meant to.

Aunty Sheila calling again!!!
Wow, you all do make my day with all of your adventures and funny stories.  Uncle Jim says you have to stop making me cry.  I had to explain to him that I'm not crying cos I is sad - I'm crying cos I is happy  
Keep it up!! Love you all xxxx