What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

You is an inturnashunal travellar!

Da hejhog was snuffling along on my leaves bit outside by grandma's howse. It pertended to be leaves and then did move. I didn't know WHOT woz appnin.

Your Mummy dus fink uup super-excellent-clever gameses to play. Dus you win da best?

that is unbeeleevabul dastadlymeen! preetending to be leevs!

i is best treet snufflur. my sista nola is silly daft and dus just wate for sumwon to giv hur the treests but me and my brutha chaos we is ded good! we dus have french treests wot dus smell of old sok. yum!

Old sock! Mmmmm, dulishus. Imma tell mummy to go dere and gets me socky treats.

I is going to visut Daddy in canturburry and he did sed there is a field! Fields is grate.

I is faced Injustice! I ad a Barf AND my toenail came off.

Whys yu made to av barf Gizmo? did yu rollz in sumfing gud Mummy fownd one of my nails tother day in de carpit I didn't no i's lost one

I gotted fleases, and den after I wos dee-fleed I wos baffed to get rid of all dem poopy fleases.

Mummy seed my dewclaw wos poking owt and sed I was going vets cos it my rip my toe off. I was all 'cited cos my vet is lovely and then my nail felled off and mummy said we weren't going
I might of eated my nail.

I just checked I still got all my nails! No vet for me YAY (vet does pokey pokey!)
I as not been able get on here coz mummy says its funny looking and hard, I does miss you all LOADS tho!!
I did turn 4yearsold one week ago!

YAY Koda we mist yu here Happy Burfday for weekago, fouryearsold is growd up

Kodaaaaaaaaa! We dus miss you lots and lotses. Manee happee returnses.

helo my frendses! i did not now you woz orl heer agane. mummy has been rite proppa siks and she did stay in bed wiv us lots insted of playing with the konpyoota.

i dus feel ded gilty i did missed your weekagoburfday, koda. it is orl mummys folt. i do hope you did have big prezunts and evreething.

fleeses and barfs do not sownd ded good. did your mummy not gives you yor clor to eets anyway? i bet she did keeps it to eet it hurself. tipical of mummys that is.

my brutha chaos is not aloud walkses or runnings or boomaborl! he dus keep doing hurty foot and mummy sez he must rest longa this time so he dus heel proppa. but my brutha chaos he dus do ded proppa heel wen mummy dus asks!