What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Oh gizmo i fink u wook handsum can u show me a pikshure we can swop numbas make an old wifey appy

It's Sunday & Uncle Neil cant come!!

koda, that is dredful nyoos! i hope he dus have a verree good ekskyoos.

i did go to danhur yesturday wer i did come from and i did meet lots of peepuls and dogs and eevun littul humans and i was wonhundrudpursent good! i did have treets from some little humans and i woz not verree scareded. there woz a paper tabul cloth that did flap at me, thouw, that woz scaree.

and lots of peepuls did ask if i woz valealbe for dopshun but mummy did say that i did beelong to her and no won els cood have me. so ther.

Aww koda sowee to heer unkle neily is no cummin miwwie im awfy glad u is stayin heeere the pwace wood no b same wifout u

i had not thort of that, mia! i could not go and be dopted by somewon else hoo mite not no that i must come heer to tork to my frends!

463 notifications!! Pleased to see you are all still yapping!!

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Theia's looking fab as ever

Why thank you Ian! I do try!!

hi theia, i have misseded you and did wunder wer you wur.

feeeeya! bewtiful lady whur has you bin?

millie well done on being all brave at the dananahahah.

Hi guys, missed you too!! I was on my holidays, then these two have had problems with the web (think it's cos I snack on the spiders) and they've been busy going out and coming home with bags! I hope there's something for me!!

THEIAAAAAA !!! Hi !! You look beautiful as ever. I miss you.

Millie I real glad you didn't go for dopshun, I don't even know if that place is nice but I think it means I won't see you then coz is it near Essex or no ??

My Uncle Neil didn't come coz he has no wheels, he should have told me coz I have 1 wheel underneath the veranda I tuck away for play times !

Hi Koda! Missed you too! How's things?

Better now you're here !!!

Aw, koda, you big flirt!!

Is that like flirt pole ? I like !!

Hai Theia I think you are verry pretty I haf rolled in fox poo specially for you do you want to do diggings wif me??

Is dopshun near Battersea? Cos I herd mummy say she was taking daddy to Battersea for rehoming cos he said he was llergic to me!

Guess what guess what! I am having sleepovers with unkle Shane on Saturday yay! Mummy and daddy are going to party I don't know where that is but last time they went they came back and mummy kept kissing me and daddy was laughing at everything so I'm glad I will be with unkle Shane!!

i do not no abowt battersee but maybe it is like mursee iyland were we do our playings on the beech? i do not no that they do dopshuns ther thow. it is orl veree konfusing.

yes, theia, you must come and do diggings with us! it is grate fun but i do get lots of muds stuk beetween my clors no becoz it is orl wet.

Your Mummy sounds real fun Axl !

Ur mammie sownds fun theeeia!! Awmost forgot wot u wooked wike uncle shaneh sounds fun axl and i fink ur mummy shud put ur dadda in battersee do i no no where dis is. Koda u must hide ur wheel weely well i hope u have not eated the barbeque

I haf the wind! I don't like it it makes a funny noise from my butt butt

I get terrible noises from my butt with chickling natures menu i woke meself up once

Theia weres yu bin, weve missed yu!!!

mummy and daddy hav been larfing at me. parruntlee evreewon thinks i have got sumthing corled a wipit in me (i don't now how coz i don't remembur eeting won). daddy sez that makes me a waffie, but mummy sez it makes me a wiffie. wie is that funnee?

Dats not funny, yu is a stappit

Our bewtiful Stappit Millie. I knows sum whippits at my park, dey does run along with their mummy fasty fast fast.

ooh, i like the iydeea of being a stappit. it is betta than being a stoppit, wot mummy sumtimes sez i shood be. i am ded fasty fast too, fasterer than my brutha chaos. i do like runnings ded lots!

Coz Chaos gets distracted , makes me laugh

My Mummy goes away, I see her pack a big bag tonight & Daddy says passport, I heard that before and think she never coming back !!

I did nearly get to follow her tonight though, she moved my kennel to drive way off verandah and I can jumpy on it and reach top of fence !! But then my Daddy see'd me & maked me get down and then moved it away from fences

Koda ur mum will be back mibbies u shud have layed in her suitcase again so she couldn't go

Good idea Mia!! Too late

Why has ur mum gone koda

Oh Koda, i's sure your mummy will be bak soon!! I went for walkies wif Wednesday & Bella today, I tried to call for Cooper but mummy says we cant as we is girlies only for a while parrently Wednesday is havin a seeson so no boyz allowd

Oh lucky Wednesday, hope shes having Summer!!!

Koda yu is funny Don't fink its that sort of seeson

Not Winter is it!! :-s

It is here Yu woodnt no wat that's like over ther Koda, I'm goin to snuggle up on my eated duvey now

Staffit sounds like a great name Millie. I bet your Mum is going to get you a great pressie for leaving you Koda, my Dad does wen he comes back from leaving

Season

I barked real good at two Foxes tonight

Duvet sounds good tho, Dad says is same as doona but you have an accent Is 38 here today, i can have ice!!

millie, why did your mummy tell my mummy not to feed me ever hardly? Is it cos I chased the floating man in the park and barkeded at him?

coz my mummy is mean . you should try living with her!

barkings at fokses! i am ded jelus, flo.

you can hav the ice mummy scrayped off the car this morning if you wont, koda?

i had a nice convrsashion wiv a vewy nice man he sorted my ceiwing i did howl he was at my tweet cupboard i fought he was steawing my treats . he smewed of dust

Why is it funny when daddy blows up my nose? It makes me sneeze! Daddy larfs

Daddys ar crewl Axl, mine blows my ears & dos rasberrys on my tummy He finks its funny

Mummy came home!!!! She bring'd my human bruva, i think he will let me on new lounges if i keep trying! I keep him safe in his bed last nite & today i nip his thumb & he get real excited! I fink he stupid not staffit

mite your brutha be a staffit, koda? like me? if so he must be ded kool and for shur will let you eet the nyoo furnicha.

mummy dus blo razbreez on my tummy too. more crooltee.

Oh Koda you are ded lucky haffin your hooman brutha I can't wate to see my hooman sista at the weekend! She squeals wen I kiss her so I can't stop kissing her!

I kinda like raspberry son my tummy

i hav ritted a letta to santa so he dus no wot we wont for krismus! akshly, mummy did do the ritting for me coz i cant holed the pen between my clors, but i did tel hur wot to rite and did make shur she spelleded evreething rite.



then daddy did putted the letta in the fiya so santa dus get it. (i don't no how that wurks, it is a bit hard for me to undastand)

What a great idea, I hope you get everything on your list ! You are real clever training your Mummy & Daddy to do that with you !

Axl is your sista real fun ? If she is you can bring her over to my place, I have big yard for us all to run around in ! Mummy says all my friends welcome any times !

Well don Milly you are ded clever I hope Santa brings yoo lots of good stuff!

Koda my sista is ded fun she does like to play wif me and I get lots of kisses and cuggles I no she wud love you I will ask her if she wants to visit you wif me. I don't have a yard so your yard wud be so fun! do you know wat bus we need to get from London to Straylia?? Maybe we can pop by Esseks too!!