What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Worst humans EVER!! They went to place called wedding & no come home til 3am Mummy said!!! I outside in cold (just 19c!) on own all that time, i hate them!!! I eat 1 shoe, 1 BBQ knob, 1 towel, & 1 lamb shank.

that'll show dem koda! call da rspeeseeaye if you has it hapen again. cruwell.

yeah, that'll lurn em!

Yeah! That'll learn em! Shudda eated one shoo of every pair then they wud haf to wear odd shoos!!

I just eated one called Nike but if I find any more ... ! I still sulking today but I did take Mummy for a walk since she was insisting, I also let her give me another lamb shank.

Eat all the Lamb Shanks Koda... That'll show them

so, this morning I did go owtside with my daddy ded urly to let the chikins owt, then i did go upstares to get bak into bed with mummy. but wen i did shuv my hed under the doovay, i did fined that my brutha chaos had taked my plase! shurly he noes that i do like to ly kurled up by mummys tummee? so i did push my hed to get in my plase but he wood not moov, so i did ly on top of him and a bit on top of mummy and then i rigguld and rigguld and eevenchullee i did get between them. i hope he dus now no that is my plase wethur he likes it or not!

mummy did larf. riggulling is no larfing matter, i'll hav hur no.

Oh Millie you have to let Chaos have the cuddles too, boys need their Mummys! Its nice you all cuddled together, is there room for me too if i can get to Essek or Lundon?? It was cold now and Daddy put me in Mummys truck and we took her somewhere, i was shaking but Daddy just laugh!

Mum took me owt in the rain oh i got my revenge and did give her a durty look pawents are so mean

Mummy asnt got fed up wif putting that fing on my face yet I fort she wood by now We went to call for Cooper today & saw Bellas mummy, she sayz tomorrow wen we call for her she will leeve a halti out for mummy to tri on Bella Bella dosnt no yet If i's gotta suffa so can she

Oh katy

Katy you MUST escape it and save Bella!!!

I cant escape it Koda mummy keeps watchin me I do trys. i's done rollin, rubbin scratchin wif my paws nuffin works. Even rubbin on mummys legs or anyone else I can find doesnt work I's even tryed getting at dogs I don't like & cant

My mummy says she wants to talk to your mummy!!

Why Koda does she want to tri one on yu again on my walk dis mornin I tried again but it woodnt cum off until I saw the rat pak (dats wat mummy cawls dem) the lady walks lots of yappy little dogs & there all nasty, so I reelly squirmed & thrashed & it came oft my nose but mummy grabs my colla & puts it bak on

Uh oh Koda nuffink gud happens wen mummy's talk!

well dun, katy! shurly your mummy dus no that us staffees will win in the end?

i agree, axl, we must stop mummys torking to eech uther (and daddys too, eevun tho Flos daddy dusn't sownd as crool as our mummys).

Silly my brutha chaos got it rong last nit, he did ly on top of the doovay that did make it hard for me to push my way under it but i did manij to pull it off mummy so i could get under.

i helpeded my mummy study by licking her feet whist she typed.
i fink u should eat the halti whilst it's asleep.

Well done Millie, silly Chaos being on top

Yes i fink my Mummy wants halti on me again, no way!!! Good you did escapes!! Does Bella have it today?

Gizmo i like doing the licks too!!

My Mummy & Daddy went out last night!! I was sad, i think they never come back to me, but they did!! Mummy says out tonight too, Nana birfday but i no go, u think i will treat myself to BBQ dinner!

I took Dad out for a walk tonight and saw a Cat a Fox and a really scary wheely bin

I didn't take Dad into the pub tonight though... It looked too busy in there.

Flo i hate those wheely bins too! At least with no beers you get more cuggles from your Daddy tonight!

We went to cawl for Bella & mummy came bak round from the bak door & said she cuddnt get Bella owt cos there was a key in de door  Mummy ad to cawl Bellas daddy to let her owt. had to wate for him to cum so Wednesdays mummy went to get Cooper wile we was waitin. We ad a grate walk even tho is was rainin & windy
Koda, bellas daddy didn't sea the halti so she didn't av to wear it today
I don't like wheelie bins eever Flo, they is scary

i HATE wheelie bins. when i was little puppy one of the wheelie bins moved when i was attending to important canine business and i did pee on my leg in surprise and mummy laugheded at me.

Gizmo how olds are you? Are you big now?

I hate wheely bins too they are scaree, so are leaves and the goose down the road he try's to eat me through the fence when I do poopies in my favourite spot!!

Unkle Shane did a vidyo of me doing roly polies in a field but mummy is stoopid and can't work out how to upload it here!

U no worrie abowt da wheelie bins , they only scarrie when they fawl on the grownd and make a lowd bang. Mum had me in the rain agen didnt want to go owt i did get a treat and mum had the towel and was drying me and i gave mum cuggles i do like cuggles

we don't hav weelees on our binses, just bags that hav yummee things inside that i can sumtimes get if mummy doesn't put the lid on proplee.

it was ded windee yesturday and the wind did blow the gate open from the feeuld and the chikins did all get in the gardun and they did have a grate time pekking on the lorn till mummy notissed and put them back. but they did leev behind lots of poo - yum!!! i do like chikin poo.

Oh chaos chicken poo lovely

Mmmmm chikuns and chikun poopies yummy!

Was 38 degree yesterday and Mummy says lots water for me coz will be 40c today

wowzers, koda, that is hot. i mite not eevun need to go under the doovay if it is that hot.

mummy has putted sum pikshurs from this mawning in the galluree. i did lots and lots of running and my brutha chaos roleded in poo then did lots of digging. it was orl grate fun.

Wow Axl, we av gooses hear too, these live in de pub but can walk anyware they want Sum law mummy sayz. They don't like me, theys always chasin me, der is 7 off dem:o  spesially wen I wants to poo on de green, they chases me  don't understand they poo everywere

hen poo is the best kind.

i hurted foot again. dis time i dun a scrape off of fur bits.

Oh Gizmo ... Hope your paw gets better soon.

Katy... Gooses in a pub ... I been in lots of pubs and never seen gooses !

Sunbathing time Koda ... I love sunbathing

Katy why won't the gooses let us do poopies in peace?! Gooses are meen!

Millie you are very pretty and Chaos is hansum! He likes to do diggin and get dirty face too I think I wud like him as a brutha!

38c today, phew!!!!!!

thank you, axl. my brutha chaos is ded hansum sept when he has his hed in a hole! you are welkum to come and do diggings with him wenevur you wont.

thurtee-ate is three times hotterer than heer! that is seereeuslee hot.

Can i do diggings too? Is it cold tho? I don't like cold!!

We shud all do diggings togefer it will be fun! I don't like it too hot tho, or too cold, or wen its rainy, or windy...

Yu is very fussy Axl wat wever do yu like den?

I like watching the weather from my comfy sofa!

41 degrees here today, frozen peanut butter treats yesssss!! *paw punch*

if we do all start diggings toogethur and we do start were it is coled and koda dus start where it is hot we will meet in the middul where it is warm!

i have just lurned something dredful! my mummy is bandunning me, agane! she is gowing to sumwhere corled wulvramptung to see my arnt cris and my arnt crissis daddy and my mummys daddy but that is not too daddys that is only won coz they do have the same daddy thow they are not litter mates. mummy sez she will be gon for tooandaharf days and that i must be ded good wen she is away, but she will not no coz she will not be ther so i can be as nortee as i like!

I like diggings, see you Essex!!!

Your Mummy soooo mean leaving you, my Mummy leaved me today in hot hot hot, i do diggings and hide in garden, Mummy bringed me home lots of new toys!! But i too tired, goodnite see you Essex!

koda i done diggings today too but everywhere is mud and i scratched my bum on the branches when i was digging.

mummy said i should be wearing a dunce hat cos i so clumsy.

You scratched your bum?

I home today, new toys and chewed hose, Daddy real excited he throwed a shoe at me! Then i got BBQ chicken for dinner, i good boy!!

i have chewed lots of garden hoses in my time, they is ever so good fun.

i wore my coat today. at first i was NONONONO! but den it SNOWEDED and hailed so I was glad. it wasn't proper snow that you can eat and play with, it just was like rain but landed all funny.

I asked Dad to open the door this morning and got an ice cold blast in my face ... I refused to go out in that

We went out walkies i seen an open black bin bag there was yummy fings inside why wouldnt mum let me look? Mum said i hadnt been nosey in a very very long time, i am cozy now under my covers on the big squarey fing. I wike to hear all your stowries i fink mum does too betta go before my mum catches me . I did have a sniff of the phone i herd my uncle on the phone i does like him he pways wif me and gives me tweets

I ate a spider