What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

my sista nola she dus have the kone of shame and the wind dus make it did hard for to her walk. mummy did laff coz she is meen. i do not no wot that is, ovazellus. if you is ovazellus it must be nice.

i bet your cote will look luvvlee reely, gizmo.

Cone of shame Wat a cruul mummy larffin at yu Nola hope yor footsie gets betterer soon

How dus your Nola eat stuff off of the floor in da park if she got the Cone of Shame on? Shood we send her poos as get well presant?

park? wot is a park?

i have askeded my sista nola and she sez yes pleez to poo! or maybe sum park flor stuf so we can orl try it togetha. yum!

hope ur foots betterer soon nola

Park is grass and trees and lots of smelly smells. There is ova dogs, and humans on their own (poor fings) and Mindthebikes (scary) and all tasty fings on the floor.

I fink it's like your feeld? field?

Went walkies wif Wednesday & Bella today cos shes bak from skeein had lots of fun sniffin & chasin Bella. She kept trying to rollies but mummy catched her befor We's all got wets & muddies but her daddy was home so he had to baff her, mummys laffs I's didn't laff cos mummy puts me in the shouwer wen we got home So I did lots of rollies & zoomies wen I got free

oh i see gizmo! i think my heeth is like your park but with no so much yummee stuf on the flor. sumtimes i do fined bunnee poo. our feeyuld is just the utha side of the fense from our gardun and it is just for us, so it is fun to run and play chukit.

i did too see a hyooman on my heeth yesterday that woz not with a dog . i thort it must have got losted. i was sad that the poor dog woz probly looking for its hyooman orl ova the plase.

I gets wurried wen I sees hyoomans wifout doggies & keeps lookin for ther doggies but they is aloan Strange hyoomans

dat is vewy stwange katy

Maybe they is the ones what have catses instead of being sensibul and living wiv us dogs?

Millie yor mummy is meen she told my mummy to get pink sparkly ribbon to tie my face prison to my collar!! I yam a boy and boys can't wear pink my daddy ses so. Mummy finks it's a good ideaya noooooo!!

I eated horsey poo yummy!

tel me abowt it, axl! and i hav to liv with hur!!!

and just in kase ther woz enny dowt abowt my mummys kroolness, she has now put a brite orinj bandij on my sista nola's porlee foot, for no uther reeson than she keeps likking it! i think my sista nola is ded clevvur that she can lik hur foot with the kone of shame on.

Pore Nola! That is verry krool Millie you shud report her kroolness it's owtragus!

por my sista nola has been to the vetses. mummy sez it is her folt for likking her foots and making it a big mes and she dus now have a bigga kone of shame and tabluts and evreething.

Oh no! Tablits is mean.

I went walkies wif Wednesday, Bella & Cooper today Lots of fun, Bella did hav a new hare cut & looked luvly until she rollded in fox poo Mummy did laff cos she no's Bella's daddy was ome so he had to baff her

Pink sparkly ribbon Axl!

Awww i hoped Nola does get better real quick and can get kone off so she can do real good foot lickings.

My nana come stay tonight when Mummy gets home!

Katy i didnt know Wednesday has a job!!! I hear'd her on the radio she is pro-ducer coz they say Wednesday name! She sooo clever!

Wow! Dat real clever havin' a job on radio.

Fox did take our hen Stumpy. Hate foxes. Daddy didn't hear it, I didn't hear it and dere was no alarmcall.

I pee everywhere and dun big poo to scare it off.

norty foks and por hen stumpee. i bet you is cross, gizmo. are you going to be pertrohling tonite?

I can come to do patrols if you want, i was going give Nana snuggles but i can come yours instead! Ask my Mummy i fink she say yes!

grate ideeya, koda. me and my brutha chaos can come too, we is grate a pertroling!

aw nola ur powlee foot I fink its a grate ideea abowt the petroling I downt fink ive seen a fox is it wike a big dog? I puwled my mummy onto da gwass today dat hard stuff no nice for widdling. came howme and had a sausage and some lamb natures menu mum dowsnt like it she kwinkles her nose up maybe she showld just eat gwass that dowsnt smell.

I's just been pertroling round my ouse cos there is a wrat that comes round here I's havnt got it yet but I will

A wrat??

I am furious!!! They put me in the bath!!!

sownds like you have a reel job on yor hands ther, gizmo. fokses and ratses, they orl need lots of pertroling. you must heggsorsted.

wot is it with hyoomans and baffs? i am lukky my mummy dus not do that too us but you orl seem to suffa imeslee.

I want to chase wrats! I saw a dead won once and I did growl and show my teefs to show it I yam a badass grrrrr... Mummy larfed

I yam barf free mummy ses I am too big to lift in the barf and I wud jus jumpy owt enyway:D

We did see wrat in my biggest park today. I followed it and seed it go in the pond.

I dun lots of patrolling last night and all of yesterday and jumped at fings and did growl at the stoopid bilders what is floating in the air and making stoopid sounds.

barfs is bad.

good for yoo, gizmo. you tel them orl!

we have just dun chukkiting in my uther feeyuld with daddy coz the chikins hav not gon to be yet and thay is still in are ushul chukkiting feeyuld and it is ded wet in are uther feeyuld and i did do splashy splashy and i is ded durty and stil no baff!!! hee hee hee

our henses is sitting on da winder sill cleaning mud off of each other. They don't clean mud off  me though.

I dus wike birds my mummy had a wee budgie I used to watch him in his cage used to wike his singing no seen a hen is it the same hen as aunti inez I dus wunder?

Happy Wellin-tines Day to Katy, Nola, Millie, Wednesday, Bella, Mia, Theia, Flo, (i hope i no forget any1) heres some licks for you real pretty girls!!

I pretty! Man in park did say I have pretty fur.

Awww Gizmo Happy Wellin-tines Day for you too x

I did have to drag Daddy Mummy down the road real quick today coz they say it will be hurty-eight degrees today and Mummy has made me ice blocks yum!!!

Thanks for the wallentines Koda

fank you for the walluntines, koda. lots of walluntines liks to you too and to orl my frends.

thurtyate! that is ded hot. my arnt cris is getting to straylia enny minit now so i will send her a messij telling her to get ova to yor howse for ice bloks, Koda!

Fank you!

Dat is dead cool bout your Arnt Chris, i hope she doesnt melt! I didnt even have boomer ball today & i no eat my brekfast or dinner. I dont even fink i will sleep on Mummy Daddys bed.

Happy Wellin-tines to you too Koda from me, Wednesday & Bella Mummy just showd me your fotos wif ose, you is ded gorgeeos

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