What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Oh she sounds real nice Axl! We cant go on bus here so i don't know but if you get to Essex we just next door!

i do not no that ther is a bus to essiks but ther is a trane coz my daddy gets on it and sumtimes i help mummy go and pik him up from the stayshun. so you just need to get the trane, axl, and then we can orl meet for diggings and things heer.

I haf not been on a trane so I will ask my sista how we get on one maybe I will like tranes betterer than buses I do like buses. My sista will no cos she's leven and that's ded old.

my sista nola she did go on the trane with daddy to lundun won day and she did say it woz ded scaree at furst but then she did fined it not so bad. she did have grate fun leening aganest peeple and leeving hare on ther blak trowsurs.

A wooly dog did pass me dis morning when i was mid p how wude eh

I gets trains all the time. Once I did get a train all the way to mummy's work in the city and her work people did petted me and i did lick one on the face and was generalee charming.

Best time to say hallo to sumone is when their peeing, no?

Mummy says we never allowed on trains, guess ill have to come to Essex to try one!

I's not been on a train but mummy put dis pic off me wating for a train to cros the road



take ages hear for dem to cum

that is veree good wating, katy. you do look ded payshunt.

i think my mummy must have anuther leg sumwhere. she woz verree pleezed today becoz she did fined 3 stokkings in the charitee shop. if she onlee has too legs, wie does she need three stokkings?

Auntie liz maybe its incase the wishy washy does eat one mum seyz all her socks go there and mashune does eat them

Or i might eat it!

My Dad has 24 Stockings, I think there's deliciousness in them cos Mum has put them up high so I can't sample them

Look how they tease me

Oh flo dats a lot of stockings

Oh Katy you is so beautiful !!!

Flo just give a little jump you can get some!!! And lots so they wont know if one is missing !

I go to the park and was allowed off lead and boomer ball and i chased a GERMAN Shephard (dont know why it in Straylia!) And then i cant walk home and Daddy had to carried me, now i eating ice its hot today isnt it!!!

Why can't you walk Koda

I tried jumping up while dad was outside... I just can't reach the deliciousness

Coz it is hot I could barely manage to eat some BBQ steak when I got home.

Jump again, keep jumping til you get one (or two!)

I need a chair... I'm good at using chairs to get things

Steak !?!? I never get steak (I get roast beef sometimes) humans here near esssex don't share steaks

You can sunbathe Koda, I loves sunbathing

Push the chair over then you can get the yumminess ! Make sure you rip one right off and run off with it though, if you leave some pieces they get excited but badly !

Humans of Essex are mean, no stockings, no steak, can you have sausages or no coz it starts with "S" ?

You can come over and eat steak and sunbathes too if you want Flo !!

I don't get sausages either, unless dad does the cooking in the garden

That would be grate specially if Millie n Axl n Katie n Mia could all come too. I would be happy watching them all doing the digging thing

My Mummy does cooking in the garden too !

You can all come over, my Daddy is going out tonight (he says party boat, is that like your Daddy's mega yatch ??) so we are just with Mummy & human bruva, we can eat anything and do diggings and bark and everything !!!! Can come please Millie, Katy, Axl, Mia, Gizmo and anyone else who wants to can, and of course you Flo !! (wow so many pretty girls!)

i'm on my way! see you in a minit

YAY !!!!!!!!

Mummy just put up piksures, let me know if you want to go there!

I been sleeping on human bruvas bed every nite, Mummy & Daddy say i very good boy!!

I'm not allowed to sleep on beds at night

I do get the whole sofa to myself though

No beds???? Outrageous!!

I have not been allowed on new lounges 2 weeks now BUT I hearded Mummy ask Daddy if i can come up so i fink soon i will just get on one!

Mummys always give in Koda, they cant resist us cos we is soooo cute

No bedses, Flo?

Mummy sez it is portant for us puppees to have plentee ov mentul stimyoolashun, so i have tryed sumthing corled a lybree book. i did only try it a littul bit becoz it woz abowt sumwon corled churchill and that does sownd coled. mummy did eksklame with dlite and say we will have to bie it now. i do not no wie she wonts to bie such a boring book.

We does got an Interloper. Free days ina row I does growlybark at stoopid tabby cat what smugly sits on fence but it still comes back. Mummy came over and picked me up and I fort she was going to help me get the cat, but instead she carried me all the way back down the garden. AND she calleded me a hefty lump.

We is not llowed to gets the cats Gizmo Hefty lump is good, I gets cawled big dollop

we is not alowd to get catses eethur.

yor mummys sound ded rood, gizmo and katy, corling you those things. i think you shood stop giving them cugguls until they is mor purlite. my mummy corls me skwiggul. i do not think that dus sownd to bad.

I don't know what catses are but my mean Mummy says i no get birdses

I eated birds! I did eat a little one I found on the floor, pigeon, hen (very tolded off for dat one) and lots another pigeon.

MY fence. Stoopid cat.

Stoopid cat indeed. I herd the squirrels back up their trees and the birdses are just a pain so I don't chases them anymore.

Now foxes... I chase them nasty foxes

Glad u behaved koda ,i does like cats im a weird staffy

I founded a catse hiding in the bushes this morning but mummy wud not let me chasey it booooooo!

I do chasey birdies in nanny's garden I pretend I don't see them and suddenly charge but they always fly away! Mummy sed she's not surprised cos I sound like a herd of nellyphants running but one day I will catch the pesky birdies!

Dnt fink ive seen a nellyphant axl

Mummy says i's like a rino fink she means wen I flop on her lap or run into her wen i's playing I never feel a fing

i do not no wot a nellyfant is? i do not no we haves them in essix.

mummy is making lots of funnee noyzes. she dus 'achoo' and then she puts a wite thing to hur fase and makes a snortee noyze with hur noze. she is dooing lots of cugguls in bed tho.

I fink your Mummy is being a train if she is doing achoo, what a fun Mummy !

My Daddy has run away, he didn't come home from that thing called work today !! I keep looking for him at door but he no come

Aww koda im shure ur daddy will be home soon my mum said she been to rhe dentist i just new der woz sumfing wrong wiv her

Nellyfants live in Afika and they have big ears and a long fing as a nose. I fink Afika is next to Straylia and Essiks and London!!

i will look owt for nellyfants then

i have fownd a nyoo toy boks! it is the thing my daddy stands in evree morning to get wet. i did have a look in ther tooday and it did fined some bokkles to play with and ther wos won that did say it did have poo in it! oh wow, a bokkle of poo! so i did bring the bokkle of poo onto my bed (the big won daddy sleeps in) and i did start to choo on the bokkle of poo... yuck! bah bah bah bah yuck! it was horrid poo and it did make my spit go orl funny and bubbuly. i did not want to choo it ennee more so i left it for my brutha chaos but he did not wont it iyther.

so if your humans leev bokkles of poo around to try and fool you, don't forl for it! it is speshul poo - sham poo i think it is corled. i think shams must be meen kreechurs to have poo tasting like that.

bah bah bah bah bah!

i will look out for bokles of poo it sounds nasty! But if we are sending Koda his krismas present of all sorts of poo I fink we shud also send bokle poo too just so he knows not to choo it cos he doesn't have poo in Stralia!

My mummy made her snorting larfing noise when she red this and she was crying again weirdo hooman!

Hi everybody mia heer i got my mummy to buy us a tasty bone for chwistmas

I have had sham poo before one time it is YUCK!!! Fank you for think to send me but i dont need. I fink elly fint must be like kangaroo then coz they real big Mummy did see one yesterday, maybe she was at Afrika! My Daddy did come home, i not leave him again EVER!!!!!

you give me hope, koda. my daddy has not come home from wurk today iyther. mummy is so kallus, she dus not look eevun a littul bit wurreed.

how come you hav gotted your krismus presunt awreddy, mia? mummy has rappeded ares up and we are not alowed them till nekst week

Your Mummy funny

Mia got a present, i missed that! What js it what is it????? I got some under tree with balls on it, i like balls, i smell the presents and i fink i mite water tree!

we do not hav a tree with borls on. mummy sez she dus not trust us! wot a thing to say!