What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

What is cratesplinters Gizmo

me too! i'm coming to eat ham but not haykorns in the woodses!

But Gizmo says no ham, guess other dogs eated them all up ?

oh. if there is no ham then i will stay heer and eet chikin poo insted.

mum telled me a funny stowy how she slipped and fell on her bum on the swippery pavement

Katy cratesplinters is what happens when I does my bigboy leapy runs in the garden and I go on the path what is made of woodenpallets and I does get cratebig*****splinters on my feetses. mummy and daddy did put a fence up so as I no walk on it but I leapses over  

chikin poo is the bestest of ALL the poos. But streatham is got all of lots of runnings and I bet it would be super funs if youse all came with.

We did go for walk and it was raining and I gots a bit muddy so mummy got me wiv the flannel. fair doos. mummy did fink my nipple was dried mud. AGAIN. the sooner her glassesdirect orduh shows up, da better!

mia did you mummy has to go humin vetses, or is her bum ok?

I hate the chestnutses and the concurs, they have really big spikes but not so many this year

My Dad says we can't go to St Reatham this weekend cos he has to take the mini human to some place called Loughborough and Mum won't gave the car. Don't see why she couldn't use the bus though

Koda, if you come can you bring your babies ?

Yes Flo if i can come I'll bring my babies but i cant see them on weekend coz Nana got sick and i had to stay cuddle her.

maybee we shood wate till your nana is better, koda? i'm shur your baybees would like to come to gizmo's woods too.

i did do my first a vent kalunda this morning! it was ded good. my brutha and sista were ded kwik becoz they have don a vents befor. mummy did open the dor for me first so i did then eet the dor. then i founded a treet were the dor had been! yum!

Fank you Millie that would be great coz Nana not well. It real hot today so i sleep, sunbake and look after Nana. I had BBQ sausage for dinner!!

A vent kalunder sounds real fun! I love to see?

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my chuckit is brokened.




mummy sez mista ocado is bringing me a nyoo won tomorow. i hope he dus not forget.

Eat broken chuckit!

that is a grate ideeya, gizmo! mummy sez it is not a chuckit ennymore becoz it dus not chuck, so it is just an 'it'. ha ha ha.

I got new tenis bawls In Normans garden hoo mummy works for dere is a foxy dat lives dere. he pinces fings from uther gardens & mummy fownd 4 tenis bawls but only gave me too cos she sayz the uffers looks likes i's alweady had dem

You got new balls? Mummy says i lose mine at Xmas, silly Mummy i not lost them!!

Oh Koda yu must put yor bawls sumwhere safe so yu don't loose dem I put fings safely aways in my bed if I don't wants to loose dem

i keep hold of my faverit borls so no won can steel them. making you looz your borls at krismus sounds ded meen. but maybe your mummy meens you will get nyoo wons insted?

mummy said I did lose my balls last year, but i found lots by the tennish caughts in the park so don't worry! My mate lola did get a spade, but she dunno where it is cos she never seen it.

millie - i did see the ocado truck down the end of my road this morning, so it is definitely on the way with your chuckit.

you were rite, gizmo! he had beended i do have a nyoo chuckit! it did not come befor dark so we have not trieded it in the feeuld yet but mummy did practis on the path and it does wurk! fyoo!

mummy sez i did have a spade wen i woz littul but i do not no wot happund to it.

I bet dere is a person somewhere wiv all these spades and balls what they've nicked off of innocent puppies like ourselves. <--dat me wiv my halo.

Mummy sayz I got a spade I fink it mus be the one she keeps in my car wen we goes to work

so its yor mummy has orl the spades then, katy? does she have orl the borls too?

i do like yor haylow, gizmo

Is it Sunday now??

wot is hapening on sunday, koda?

our nyoo chukit is grate! we did go in our feeuld yestuday and mummy throo our WB with the nyoo chukit and a blak and wite kat did shoot acros the feeuld! i think did come with mista ocado with out nyoo chukit, but mummy hidded it till yesturday for a spechul surprize. we did all get ded eksited and mummy did eksklaim with dlite.

mummy did take me to streatham on da train at seven fourtyfive and we played and wen we wented home it was after harf nine!

i been sleep since.

Yyay i got toona ,jazzles and a coows ear now im full and went to sleep . I had a spade too and it disappeared i also losted my balls fink i shud open my tweet cupboard door and see if they are there.

I found sumbody's ball in my fortress.

Coz on Sunday Uncle Neil coming!!!

Yay! Uncle Neil soundses brilliant, almost as brilliant as tickin poo.

nuthing is as brilliant is chikin poo.

Kat poo is betterer than chikin poo

How cans you say such fings katy? Chickliin poo is the finest poo of all.

I must say Gizmo, I havnt tryed chikin poo. I's tryed goose poo but likes kat poo betterer BUT fox poo is de bestest to roll in, anywon gonna argue wif that!!!!!!!!

poor koda aint never seed fox poo. We should send him sum for christmas.

what a brilyunt ideea! you is ded clevur gizmo.

I have never eated poo, do you think Santa will bring some ??? You are dead generous Gizmo, fank you !!

My dad says he can put the postage of the fox poo on expenses

Pls say thanks to your Dad Flo, I don't know what that means but man I can't wait to taste this treat !!!

I just took Mummy for a walk then it was real hot so I lyed down and wouldn't walk any more, I rolled on my back and peoples were loving it because they beeped their horns on their way past and Mummy was starting to get a bit excited with me !

Koda, was your mummy bending over trying to get you to move ?

My Dad does bend over when I lay down and pretend to be a rock but no one beeps us

Next time I'll pretend to be a rock, great idea ! She was bending over, pretending to laugh, petting me, pretending she was ok with me not moving but I know she was getting excited I win !

i have an ideeya! how abowt we kollect lots of diffrunt sorts of poo and make them into a vent kallunda for koda so he cood opun a dor evree day and find sum yummee nyoo poo behind it? and if flo's daddy sends it with the ekspensiz it'll get ther ded kwik so he won't miss too menny days.
chickin poo, fox poo, cat poo, ponee poo, goos poo...

Hopes da evelope big enuff for aw dat poo maybe send a santa stockin instead.

donkee poo, piggie poo, seep poo...
dus we gots anee moar?

Der is pigee poo and swirrel poo

and bunnee poo. not veree filling but grate for a snak in the gardun.

mummy is doowing sumthing corled krismus dekrayshuns. she sez we is not alowed to nok them ova or eet them. wot is the poynt of krismus dekrayshuns if you carnt eet them or nok them ova?

Maybes u shud roll on the dekorashuns so dey are nice and flat to put on da ceilung

Dis me in my new harness tryin to avoid da paparatsee.

That's a very smart harness Gizmo. I don't like people taking my picture either

Grandad said I does got the most photographed backside in south london. Fankoo Flo, m harness is nice and comfy and not too scary to go over my head.