What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

I've had my legs and paws washed the last 3 days in the bath

Katy you is dead quick and dead good, your Mummy should let you on her seat anyway coz you were letting her on your lounge !

Millie you is so brave, all that water! I hope Nola is doing ok I been thinking of her.

Flo ! What ! Why ? Outrageous !

thank you, koda! she is doing ded good but mummy sez she thinks there is still a littul hoppiteenus.

your daddy dus seem to hav a thing abowt this baff biznis, flo. i am wurrid abowt him.

I'm sorry Millie I don't understand, can you please check your spelling for hoppiteenus ???

thats hoppitee as in hoppings, and like you do hav orfulnuss and happeenus, my sista nola has hoppiteenus and we do orl now have muddeenus coz we have just been for a grate muddee walk!

I got my lugs yapped off by my mumm and had to doo as I was told I got a coows lug as I was a gud girl.

Oh Millie i get it now & muddy is FUN!

that looks yummee, mia!

sillee sillee me. i did forget - shamps poo... and kondishnur is ikkee too. mummee sez it survs me rite.

We love poo but not sham-poo! It's a trick one!

My Nana did sleeped over last night but she closed door to sleeping room & i couldnt get in

I did just falled off da bed chasing my tail and Mummy did laugh very loudly, she so mean! I fink Daddy is making me toast now!!

Oh koda hope u never hurted yerself

Noooo i rough tough English Australian Staffy Bull Terrier!

Didn't nanny want to share her bed wif yu Koda I cant understand that!!!! Mummy puts me in de bath agains today but only showers my undercarriage as I was real muddy I went out wif my frends Whiskey & Flo, haven't seen dem since befor christymas & we hads great walk in brede woods then wen we got home mummy sayz did I want to go out wif MBF Wednesday? Did I !!! So she came to call for me & we runnded all around our woods & feelds in the mud I's reelly sleepy now

Wow that is so very cool, so much fun!! I was thinking of Wednesday in the holidays, coz seasons are changing soon!

Wednesday has finished her season now so called for Cooper yesterday, so he cud come & playz wif us

So much fun for you! I dont play eid dogs very much We lives in the country Mummy says and not many by our house. One day i will runned away to the city!!

'eid' ?? Wif!!

I lives in a villige Koda & there is lots of doggys. If yu wants to come for walkies wif us yu can Yu can make lots of frends here

frendses is good! i bet you would be good at frendses, koda. i would like to be your frendses for reel then we could sniff bottums and everythink.

Does wuv my fwiend the postman and the cat but the cat wuns away

Fank you Katy & Millie that sounds so much fun, I love to move to you and with you friends and your friends !

A hamster broke into our flat! Daddy putted it into a big glass container to keep it all safe and it did get toilet paper rolls and a bit of hen food. Daddy did like it lots and lots and I did feel niglecteded. It was from upstairs above Maisie's house and did sneak in.

As long as they give it back I don't mind it visiting. I ate its poo after

I bet your Daddy loves you a whole lot more Gizmo! Hampster sounds fun, leaving poo to eat.

hampster poo! that sownds deelish!

daddy did opun the door for us to go owt this morning. my sillee sista and my sillee brutha did rush owt but i did see how much rane there woz so i did rush back to bed and snugguled up with mummee under the doovay. i mite to owt later.

Mummy puts her coat & boots on for walks this morning so I wents out tiddled on hazel's grass & dragged mummy back home We did go for walkies s'afternoon wif Wednesday wen it was dry & called for Cooper Next week we shood call for Bella as she has a spade now & will be loud out next week

oh, i see! is it coz i have a spade that i is so loud?

i have just been having a look at uther parts of this forum and have diskuvured something - our hyoomas are torking abowt us beehined our baks! they are komplaning abowt the room we take up on our own bedses! hoo do they think they are???

Oh Katy you so clever by deciding on walkies, you too Millie coz now i did just read dem talking bout our beds too!!!!

Wat its our bedses, they shares wif us!!! daddy was shuving me other nite cos he was on my bit but wen he shuvs me I shuvs mummy cos shes in my ways! Huuumans

and my mummy dus also komplain about grit in MY bedses, but it is verree good grit so i do not see wot the problum is. onustlee.

I don't know wat they are komplaining about I let mummy and daddy haf the edges so they can get owt of bedsies wifowt waking me! And I let mummy share my pillow I am ded genirus!!

Out wages!! We must take actions!

I was OFF LEAD on park today!!!!!!! Only my 5th time ever i fink! I will write more soon Mummy needs take phone writing thing out with her now. I soooooo tired i must sleeps now!!

that is so genrus, axl. i do not no how that can't be preesheeaytid.

off leed, wow, koda! were you ded good? I am ded impressed you can cownt to five. i get stuk after won.

Won.. Too... Free... For that's all I know cos I yam freeyearold nearly foryearold!!

Was it funsies Koda??

gosh that is lots of numburs, axl! i no there is a siks cos we get our tee at siksurclok, and then there is a nate cos my sista nola is nate and neerly nine. so its won too free for five nate nine siks? is that rite? i think siks is at the end wich is wy we hav to wate so long for our tee.

I don't know anyfink about numbers I just know Mummy says to friends it was number 5 times roughly, it didn't feel roughly to me the grass was real soft and I did big rollys on it, I was dead good except just one time when I ran towards the gate but it made dad and mummy real excited so I will do it again next time too ! Then tonight I got a barf and I was so tired from boomer ball I just sat while daddy washed me and then they tooked me in the truck for a ride!!! I had tuna & rice for dinner tonight, now I got to sleeps !! x

I go'd so fast you can't even see my legs much!!!

Millie I found fink it goes won, too, free, for, five, nate, nine, siks and sevon cos I get fed at sevonaclok I fink siksaclok is much earlier I would like to be fed at siksaclok! See Millie we werked it owt we are ded cleva:D

Koda!! You are ded fast zoooooooooom! Shall we play chase? I yam ded fast too it wud be funny funsies!!

sevunurclok sownds ded ajis to wate! por you, axl!

yay, chasee chasee with koda and axl! i yam up for that! and look at that grass, grate for rollings but ekspeshully for diggings

Yay! Maybe we can do chuckits wit your chuckit too! I yam a boy though so I may lose the chuckit borl like your brutha:D

i will bring a spair won in case then, shall i? but don't wurry, i am ded fastee fast and will make shur i get ther furst!

See you boff soon YAY!!!!! I bring roo's to chase!

& my Daddy does real good wrestlings!! :

Off lead at the park AGAIN today, yessssss!!!!!! I am dead good!

did you play your fun game of runnings to the eksit?

hay evvreewon, it is my gocha day and mummee is making me a kippa kake for tee! are you orl coming to share it with me?

I didnt today Millie but i save that for tomorrow when Mummy says she take me on her own, it makes her real excited as!

Happy gocha day, fank you for invite but i cant come essex coz i got take Mummy to park, hope you love it tho!! x

happy gotcha day millie! dat is all good and tasty for cakes.

Kippa kakes sownd yummy Millie, happy gotcha day xxxxxxxxxxx

Fank you, evreewon. kippa kake was yummee! but mummy did gived it to us at tee time then she did forget to giv us our tee! we did sit payshuntlee forevver but mummy sed we had orl just eetun a sodding durty grate peece of kake and that woz eenuf.

Your mummy is ded meen Millie!! Mine is meen too she dos not feed me anymoar than my tee evun wen I stare at her meeningfully for agis!!