What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

today is my sista nola's tenyeeroled burfday! that is ded growed up sownding but she dus still do good playings so that is orlrite. mummy sez she is making sardeen kake for tee. yum!

Appy birfday sister nola x enjoy yor sardeen cake.
My mum gotted a nu my crow wave and it beeps an l is so scared of it. I is shaking an don't eevun want a treat. I is not a big tuff staffy

not a my crow wave! that dus sownd dispikkabul meen. and it is orlso ded meen that my mummy is larfing.

Dispickabul is rite my mummy woz laffing as well. At least I is not scared of the hooova

Appy Birfday for Miss Nola for yestarday, I dus ope she liked all da muddys.

Mummy got me dis piggy and it dus a honk honk honk and I loves it best. I fell sleepies wiv it in my paws.

Did yu not kill the piggy yet gizmo

Not evun slightly! Mummy is making sure I don't nomnomnom on it, but so far it is still all alive and it has been a whole day of pigpigpig sounds and I is so very happy.

a hole day pigpig! wow, that is ded mazing! is you wot is corled jentul, gizmo?

I is being jentul a bit for now. keep dem guessing

good ideeya! it is important to keep them on ther footses.

I stoled a lead off of dis lady in da park. Mummy was mortyfied (dats what it called when hoomins does be super impressed) and did sed I was norty, but I did play tugofwar wiv lady and den she gaved me da lead so it was MINE.

ov cors it is yours! do thees peepuls not no staffy rools? if you dus wonts it it is yours. if you dus havs it it is yours. i did think that woz obvyus

i did meets a laydee yestaday wen i woz owt wiv my daddy and she did say i woz deevine

Gizmo of coors it woz yores
You is so much ded devine mille....wot dus devine meen.
I did get a party bag fromm the bar be cue today an it woz yummy.

Divine is when you is lots of loveliness and you sits on human feetses.

Daddy keeps barking, and mummy seys not to bother him cos he does got cold, but datsilly cos I could definitely warm him up so I snuck in for cuddlees and he sneezed on me.

that muss be it, i is orl luvlinuss likes an anejul (why is mummy ?)

your daddy is ded sillee, giz. it is not coled like it woz before so wot is he now coled for? but i do think you is rite that you muss sit on him to warmed him up.

A bar ba que party bag does sound dead good, did you scoff it all quick ? I don't fink you is anyfing but dead anjel Millie, coz you is so beautiful! I am sorry I did not get on here, I was all upset coz I finked Mummy said she did get a new dog but she did aktually get a new job!!

a nyoo job is grate but a nyoo dog is grate too, you can make lots of noyze playings and get into orl sorts of trubbul! i do think you do needs both.

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Mummy is sayin about taking me to bryton to see the see. What madness is this? I can already see.

but the see is grate, gizmo! you can do runnings and splashings and shakings on peepuls and things. an i bet ther wil be yummy things to fined, like chipses and eye screems and things.

Is it like my pond? Shood I bite the water lots?

Mummy's Dad always says dat a seagull is a very smelly fing to roll in and his dog bouncer did always snuggle in them and i fink they sound delishushlee tasty.

it is like a ded big pongd wot dus taste a bit funy and soltee. it dus orlso hav things corled waveses that do keep rushrushrushing but they is not hurtee so you muss not be scaredy.

we do fined lots of stinkystinky things to roles in and crunchycrunchy crabses to eet. they is ded good for making reel smelly fartses! i have not yet fownded a seegul but my sista nola she dus say she did wonce finded sumthing corled a seel wot was ded deelishus!

I dus love a stinky fartses. Waves is not scaree promise? I not so very ruff tuff

I ate mummy's cheese and ham sammich and she was dead cross.

maybe a littul bit scaree at furst but thay is ok reelee.

i do too like cheeze. we do hav cheeze in our kongses sumtimes.

I dun a sick up. Mummy was all fretfret and Daddy was all fretfret but I is feeling a bit better now and havin' a nap.

Gizmo yew will luv the see its reel good. Wiy id yew sic up.....wot yew bin eeting

did you eet it up agane? pukey puke is ded dlishus.

Mummy stopped me mostlee. I feel lots better today, and is telling them builders whatfor with their bangings and their buzzzings and their Gneeeeeeeer! machine.

I did have dead noisy billders too and they did scare me so much wif all the hangings I did do shakings for 3 munths!! But they is gone now and I know it is all ok. I hope you is not too scared x

oh theese peepuls and ther noyzez! i did go for a walk yestaday and ther woz a big duggaduggadugga thing wot woz eeting the urth and we did hav to stand and wotch it. wot is the wurld coming to?

I did get carried across da road today because dere was proper loud scaree lorry beast and I weren't moving for NUFFIN!

oh the indigneetee!

Mummy sayz daddy has a nu toy I fort it was a nu toy for me but it's not it's all for daddy, it's his nu car to playz wif! He's tucked it up in his garige & playz wif it at weekends, it is quiet most of the time but wen it wakes up it does big growly snorty noises lowder than me I's not scared of it tho & have bin in the garige wif it snorting

Katy that does sound dead grate, Mummy asks what flavour it is ? She does like growling carz she says ! I was told today dat my Mummy is no go work today, so we can watch Greys Anatomy togetha all day long !! I hope my friends has all been well, I did miss you all. x

Mummy sayz its cawld a dodgy demon > Daddy sayz its reely owld but mummy said its the same owld as her, she's not reely owld I will ask her to put foto up for your mummy to see, she has got vidjo too of growly snorty noises wen it wakes up

nyoo carz is for making orl stinky stinky, i do hope you do get proppa muddy footses in it! i do not no that i do like the ideeya of growly carz tho.

no work mummys is grate, i do hope yors is doing lots of cugguls and playings and fings.

we dus have lots of noyz heer, with big masheens eeting our rode! we is not aloud to drive down it - coz it is too scaree i think - so we cannot go to our woodses . we do go for uther walkses insted. mummy sez we will get a nyoo rode this week, with orl the bumpses gon.

Its very stinky stinks Millie Its not scary but I havn't bin in it yet, daddy sayz its reely fast is the masheen hungry then, I don't fink rode wood taste nice but I havn't tried it

we do sumtimes fined yummy things on rodes, like skwoshed ded things and poo and bits of foods that peepuls has throwed owt of cars. but i do not think the hole rode wood taste nice at orl.

reely fast stinky carz do not sownd so veree nice too. i do like my mummys car, it is cored eevee and it is ded cumfee and ful of dog hare and stuff so it smells just rite.

Mummy doesn't know what that new car is but says it does have a grate name! I fink I would like the stinky! Millie did your new car come wiv no bumps ?

Today Mummy did buy a new BBQ !!!! It has 3 knobs, right now.

it is not a nyoo car, koda, it is a nyoo rode! the oled rode woz ded bumpybumpy and peepuls did konplane so the mens are makeding a nyoo rode. mummy did taked me to see won of the big masheens yestaday. she muss have thinked it woz hungree coz she did try to gived it treetses but it did not eeted them so i did i did still shaked lots

Millie I downt think I wood like them mashines . I is still sew scared
Of the my crow wave. It makes a scaree beep lyke the scary smowk alarm
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I is still scared an ru an hyde in my den wen mum opens the my crow wave door

Koda tells yor mummy, that my mummy sayz she wasn't born when daddys new car was born (1972)
Nu bbq wow nu knobs to eats

I bet bbq nobs is tastee, yum

New toys, Bbq knobs and scary outings what have you all been upto

Millie I don't like loud ma-sheens either, I do shakings too & then I do dribbles!

Katy that is dead kewl to be THAT old coz my Mum is like 240yrs!!

Yup new BBQ knobs YAY! It is in box tho and I can't touch it yet Mummy says, I will get it when they is go out tonight wiv out me! :O

Do yu wants me to come & open box for yu Koda, I's ded good at box openings

me too! and my brutha chaos! we dus orl wont to come and help with box openings and bbq nobses.

my mummy is eevun ded older coz she woz 70 orlreddy in 1972

I like post, cos sumtimes it dus come wiv bubbleeywrap what I can poppopopopop and wraw!shakeyshakey wiv my teefs.

I likes post too Giz, my daddys post comes with big bubbleewrapp bubbles, they is great fun I likes nenvlopes wif crunchy windos in too

Windy Nenvolopes? Ohhh, dat is a rare delukacy Miss Katy, rare indeed! Bigbig bubblywrap and tinytiny bubblywraps is my bit of post what I gets, and mummy and daddy know it's all for me mine.

You can all come and eat box wif me if you like, my Mummy does say we will open on Sunday! Piksur on box does look like one we had before when I chewed knobs off, it did make dead lots of steak and sossijs for me but when I eated knobs Mummy couldn't make any more!
I don't loud to touch post stuff but sometimes I do get treats in post from Mummy!