What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Me and Buddy and Duke was a bit naughty today. We was playing rugbytackle the little human wiv Duke's little human and she did get a bit all covered in mud and felled over. We did all of the leapings and run run run and KISS FACE HUMAN ON FLOOR lots. His mummy did tell us all off and then I did knock over mummy too.

totally worth it.

little human did fink us wonderful, just the mummies what telled us off.

that dus sownd fun, gizmo! and ded eksiting. i think hyoomans just do tellings us offf coz they is jellus at orl the fun we hav.

Sorry i not writing its been dead hot with 40 degrees 3 days Mummy says, i do lots of drinkies & ice blocks.

Fyoo! That's ded hot it's freezing here in Lundon next to esseks and near straylia! I haf made too new friends who I go walkies wif they are spaniels and they are ded fast all zippy zippy zoooooom I love them

fink you did a wrong spelling coz mummy has a friend called daniel! Zoom zoom real fast is so fun!! I so tired and i cant allowed boomer ball today, worst day EVER!!

no koda, i fink it is yor mummy that dus the rong spellings coz i do have frendses that is spanyuls too, they live with my mopmop and poppop and i am jelus coz they is ded fat and that meens they eet mor than me and i wont to eet mor

it is DED coled!

I don't know their names I fink its "come here" and " oi" though but they are not ded fat so I fink their mummies are meen like ours and starve them too!

My likkle frend Bella is a spanyul & she's fast too but not as fast as me Her daddy textded mummy other day to say she can come walkies gain next week & she ist gettin a likkle sister in march So mummy wil be walkin 3 off us

lukkee you, katy! playing with puppees is grate fun, i would like to have a puppee frend mor offun.

mummy sez i am sillee millee coz i woz dooing zoomies in the pongd today orl on my owne eevun tho it was so ded coled i did hav my cote on urlier. zoomies is diffrunt tho!

'sillie millie'

I'm going to ask my Mummy if I can get a spaniel friend too, she has one called daniel and i will see if i can get his brother spaniel they sound tonnes of fun ! You so lucky.

I sorry it's cold in Essecks near Lundon, maybe you can put your coat on and come to Straylia for the day ? We can have ice blocks together coz today real hot again, we can only do small zoomies though or we fall in a heap ! Everyone can come !!!

but it if is hot in straylia, why do i need to bring my cote? i wood rather not bring my cote.

for Lundon and Essecks!

I is asweep I woz weeding ur stowies and I got dog tired night night wuv u awl mia xxxx

I waked IN big bed! Wet stuff from sky but i made Daddy take me to big park, he didnt smile much he must be over excited!!

in bed is good isn't it koda? today we have rane and winned and coled and orl sorts. i do not think i do like winta. mummy has rappeded me up in a blankit nekst to the rayburn so i am snug.

sleep wel mia and sweet dreems of chasings and things

Wrappeded up sounds great, i hope you get lota snuggles and good Nola resting too, hope Chaos cuggles too! Keep warmed. x

daddy has bronkitus. i fink it's like kennelcoff for humins cos he keeps going 'ah-hrghchchch' and is very sad. He won't even play biteyhandyrah rahrah cos he's all tired and sad.

His nose is all dry and hot, I licked it to check and did tell mummy.

oh no, por gizmos daddy. a dry noze is not good you need to make shur he dus get his proppur vaksynayshuns, those dropses up the noze. and he also needs to go to the vet to have his temprachur chekked.

he did already go to the vets, all by himself!

bum on floor?

Gizmo i hope your Daddy ok and saw Millies message coz must do bum on floor bum on floor!!!!

Mummy did leave our fred on so he must of seed.

I is been Very Naughty. I did eated mummy's tocklet when she was putting the hens away. Mummy does keep poking me and saying I has deaf wish. I did say dat Flo is deaf and that it is all fine and good but she looks all worried.

i do not no wot this tocklet thing it but it bet it was yummee! i think it would be grate to grow up like flo then i cood go to parkses and chase skwirruls. maybe that is wy your mummy is wurrid, gizmo?

Oh Gizmo is tocklet like daddys chocy wen he sayz its daddys meanz I's not llowed cos its bad for me. Do u feel poorly?

I don't feel poorly at all and did just catched fly! tasty.
Sides, if mummy didn't want me to eat tocklet, she shouldn't of left it on the table in its skin wiv the chair next to it so I could climb up and eat it.

Oh Gizmo dats steelin dats nawty mussent steel fings!!!

Katy i dont fink he stole it coz was on table with chair next to it and his Mummy was outside so was a snack for him. I fink being deaf like Flo be call too coz Millie says you can do all chasings and not have to stop when humans say had enough! I am going Nanas today, i love ride in Mummys truck, humans all look at me ammd i get lots patting and my Nana gives me treats too she has in fridge!

all fings is mine if they is in reach. I no steal.
see? koda knows what's what.

I do steal cheese tho when Daddy has his breakfast getting ready

Koda if its on table we's not llowed!! i's got Katy choclate mummy sayz its caremack or sumfing. its reel yummy

I cant take from table eva but can from bench if i can reached! Katys choc sounds yum, did you have for brekfast just now?

Mummy was doing the cooking today and I nearly did get to the bacon, I closed my eyes & tried real hard to reach it !! :-$

you need to do jumpings, koda! then you can reech anything. mummy dus sometimes leev me yummy things on my tabul in my kichin and i no that they is orl for me. ther wos a big bole of eggses wonce that she had just gotted from the chikins and i did eeted them orl up. no toklets, tho. i don't think mummy has tolklets.

we did have gests come to vizit us last nite and i did show them my babbul borl and then ther woz a ladee corled tereeza and i did climed on her nees and she did like that lots and she did cuggul me. then my brutha chaos did climed on her nees later and she did larf lots.

I YAM FORYEAROLD!!!! Mummy has said she will cook me something nice like cake later!! She has never cooked dog cake so I hope it's nice although I think she's talking to your mummies for advice

Also ITS SNOWING YAY!

I am working on jumping, fank you for the hot tip ! Wow eggs on table and table for you to get fings off, that's dead good ! Tereeza sounds lots of fun too !!

HAPPY BIRFDAY AXL !!! I don't know what FORYEARSOLD compared to me but that sounds much bigger, how exciting I hope you get a real yummy cake it's so cool you let your Mummy use our stuff to get the cake thing she needs. HAPPY BIRFDAY my buddy xx

Happee Burfday, axl!

look, i have fownded you a picshur of wot yor mummy must make for you wiv for canguls and evereefink! wot time is yor partee?

Fankyou guys!! I can't wait for my cake but I will save you both sum you can haf it later at my birfday partee!!

I fink my partee is at freeoclock cos I heard mummy say that's when my cake will be dun and my unkle Harry can haf sum he's an englishsetter he's bigger than me I hope that dos not meen he gets moar cake

I like birfdays I can be norty as I want and nobody can tell me off I heard mummy say that to daddy earlier

That is dead good Axl, I hope you have a great party and you get the most cake ! That means my Mummy can have big cake coz she has birfday real soon too, I finked she is big enough already

Happy burfday Axl yor cake sownds yummy cant wate to try it

hapee burfday axl and koda u need to jump on the bunker for the food son

Happee burfdai axl! It is your birfday so it gives you most big slice of the cake.

I had a tin of toona then went to my cupboard and howled at my mum for a biscuit she gave me a lamb biskit woking was hard its slippy slidy wif da the white stuff melting and its waining

daddy is still proper poorly and dus sound like a walrus. I halp clean him so he feel better.

Oh dear Gizmo your daddy needs lots of snugglies & kisses to make him betterer

Now mummy's tissuing again.
Honastlee, I does got sickliest hoomins ever.

Oh no theys need more fresh hair, takes them out for a long walkies Gizmo. that'll make dem betterer

Found old stash of eggs, smashed them and rolled in what I didn't eat.

SMELL MEEEEEEEEE!

aww Gizmo

Phewwwww was they fresh eggies Gizmo