What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

i hav been porlee . i did have a ded runnee bottum and woz sikkeded, and i did feel so porlee i did not wont my tee and only did a littul bit of zoomies. mummee tukkeded me up under the doovay and gave me cugguls.

but i yam feeling betterer this morning and did eet my brekfust orl up so that i do not need to go to the vetses. fyoo!

so glad ur ok xxxxx millie

Poor Millie I hopes you is 100% betterer now. No dinner is a tragedee of poorliness.

It has come to my atenshun that my mummy is spreading falsehoods about me whilst I is napping. Accusations of bubblewrap theft, stealing bottles and hiding them in my bed. I dunno whats got into her, but dis slander has got to stop!

Oh no Gizmo mummys shoodn't tell tails on us

i yam much betterer now, fank you!

gizmo, i do giv up on your mummy, i reellee do. onustlee.

Aww Millie sorry you haf been ded poorly with a poopie bum bum, glad you ar all betterer now!!

I did get my self on my tippypaws and did see biskits on the kithchin side so I did stretch out as far as I cud and get all the biskits but I did not no mummy was watchin me she maded me jump so I dropped my last biskit and fell down and I fink I may haf knocked sumfing over cos there was a lowd bang!

At least you got to eated them biskits before she see'd you proplee. Whatever felled of is her fault for makin you jump. truefax!

1-0 to the staffies!!

Axl dat is a dead good job getting biskits from bench! Your Mummy probably maked somefing fall to give you a fright, my Mummy does dat sometimes if I get close to some foods. I dont trust your Mummy much Gizmo, sometimes she dose bad things! Millie I glad you didn't need to go to vetses and bum on ground !! My Nana is coming to stay tonight but I fink goes out for dinner first I am confused coz we got lots of kibble she can have if she wants it then we can cuddles all night after scoff !

Mum says 41c now, i fink my legs are broken i cant move an inch today!!!!

we do not have enny deegrees heer at all. in fact, yesturday we did have no deegrees less sum. koda, do you hav our deegrees coz you have got too many and we do not hav eenuf!

I fink i got denm all you want back some???

yes pleez! if you keep abowt twenteedeegrees and send us twenteedeegrees, we shood orl be purfekt!

can u send bisjiys insted I is starving fankoo mammie disnae feed me is a poor hungry staffy

My mummy dos not feed me either how meen!! I'm starrrrrrrvvvvviiiiiinnnnggggg! Mummy evun left a bowl of water on the kitchen side so I cud not steal anymoar biskits! :'(

i did get a potatowedge!

Nana sleepeded over! Mummy says you cant have any degrees (she real mean!) But BBQ steak if you want, is nuff for Gizmo Axl Mia Millie Chaos Nola Katy Flo Vinnie Wednesday and our other fwends to!!

Ooooh bbq steak YES PLEASE!

potatowedge was evil trick.

Mummy did get me with the advocate.

Your mummy sounds dead mean!

That's ded tricksy of yor mummy Gizmo!!

Your mummy is reel naughty trickin you Gizmo My mummy laffs cos she says I need advocate too I's not fallin for any tricks >=P

i yam speechlus. such meennus.

My Mummy says my Daddy is moose-less, I did laughs coz I don't fink I seen a moose that's why we IS moose-less ! She says he needs to cook dinner but he didn't and she was do the working all day and he wasn't but she didn't see he was doing da boomer ball wif me all day !!

your daddy is grate, that is wot is corled pryorrytees.

The sky is purple and theres big bright light flashes and roaring sound, i am dead scared i am not big tuff staffy like i finked!! My Daddy stays wif me today

Aaaaaand it's hot!

they is corled stormses, koda. hope it has gone now.

its Ianing me disnae ike the ain

We does got rain down here too. Also, dere is bad windyness that does make all of the wheeliebins go 'grugugururug'.

Mummy and Daddy does both sound like walruses.

I likes stormses Koda, I can come & looks after you if yor scareded

Mummy says you're right Millie they is stormses, phew! I fink I'm still scared Katy you better get your Mummy to drop you off!

Gizmo i hope dey feels better soon, it must be awful on your ears, i hope you're walking them!

me tooo! i'm coming coz i don't mined stormses eether.

is it also bad windyness that makes your mummy and daddy sownd like worlrusses, gizmo?

My Daddy has bad windyness sometimes! You can come over too Millie! Mummy said you did take some of our degrees though already today. Mummy & Daddy stayeded home wif me ALL day nearly, i got boomer ball free times and a new ball which is green! I helped Daddy pull out garden trees and i eated BBQ steak & cheese! Now i must have cuggles and sleeps. x

bbq steak and cheese koda u lucky boy

Mummy is forgiven. We did go on bestest walk ever and I did eated liver and sausage and den we did go back to see grandma and grandma gave me apple! I like apple.

Daddy still sound like walrus off of telly though.

my mummy did leeved me agane she did have to go and see her daddy becoz my cuzun tommy has been putted to sleep coz he woz ded oled and wonkee and my mummys daddy is ded sad so she did hav to go and try to make him a bit less sad. i did misseded her tho.

sowee fur ur loss miwee here are cows ears to cheer u all up

fank you for the eeya, mia, that is ded kined.

we have had a klamytee! one of our WBs (that is wissly borl) has forlun into the pongd and drownded! mummy did get a rake and did try to fined it but it has drownded proply deep and she did fined lots of rottun appuls and things but no WB! and we do only have 3 uthers

mummy sez we will fined it in the summa wen there is no worta in the pongd but that is ajiz away. por wb, orl wet and coled at the bottum of the pongd.

yer poor wuzzly bawl

today is all of the sad fings for you millie.

Oh Millie, sorre bout your cuzun & your wb lost in the pongd Cant yu ask Chaos to get in wen hes in there wif boomer Mummy had tex from Bellas mummy today to ask if they coud come for affernoon walkies. Mummys sayz yes so we went out wif Wednesday AND Bella We can walk wif her gain on tuusday but she is oft skiing wif her mummy & daddy on flyday She didn't tell me she can ski, Shes not seen snow cos shes only likkle

My new cuzin Dougal in ammerkah don't like snow. he sez it gets all in his fur even if he wears a coat cos he's a Scottie and does have lots of leggy hair. He is six like sixoclock for Millie's dinner and a scottie but not scottish cos he is merikan. We is facebookfriends.

Millie i am sad to read about Tommee and your ball, you can come play mine any time you want but i fink maybe your Mummy need cuggles too coz i bet she sad.

Walkings wif Wednesday and Bella would be funs but i dont know what snow is

Dougal sounds fun Gizmo does he sound Merican or Scootish? Is Merica by Essex near Lundon?

I only writted to him over facebook so I dunno how he sounds
I fink merika is near france cos it internashunal. Millie must know, she's got a passport.

That is dead cool though, I don't have Bookface ! If I give Mummy licks on face she might know I can get it or not

i do not no merika, mummy sez intnashnul is a ded big place so it might be ther with france. you will hav to too get a passport gizmo so you can go and fined him proplee.

i have anuther sadness. my babble borl is not torking to me any more. mummy sez it mite just be the battree and she will try to fiks it for me.

miwwie ur no havin much luck wif ur bawls maybe u shud twy a wope toy instead

me and my mummy went for walkies I is dog tired im snuggling into my mums leg