What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Gizmo dey not mine ones, i keeping mine for today still I wonder whos dey are do, maybe Jack or Russell?

Dere is 12 of dem and dey is sparkly silver so I fort dey would go wiv your compleckshun (dat your fur colours) but if dey not yours den I don't know what to fink. Also, dere spade outside house.

Also also I went Grandma and Grandpa's today and dere was a tree indoors. It was right where I climb up the chair and look out the window. It didn't even have any squirrelses! I barked at it.

We have a tree in out place where we watch the boks win animals and hoomans inside!! Mummy gets ded eggcited if I go unda it she says dontyoudoweewees! I fort green stuff was for eatering and wee weeing I'm ded confoosed. Maybe you haf answer cos you are all ded cleva!

OMGOMGOMG I don't haf my balls I jus checked! :'(

so they must be yor borls, axl. did you have twelv?

trees is for lots of things, i no that becoz i am ded clevur. they is for my brutha chaos to wee up, they is for chasing rownd wen there is a skwirrul that has runneded up, and they is for diggings at the bottum of coz that's sumtimes where ratses make ther holes. so if your tree is not for wees, axl, maybe yor mummy meens it is for diggings or chasing rownd?

Grandma and Grandad's tree can't be for running round cos it is all squished up by the corner. Mummy did say it was naughty and dat why it in corner.

Axl woz your tree naughty?

It's okay Millie mummy sed my borls are at nannies fyoo!

I think my tree must be norty it's squished in the corner so it mus be for diggins then!?

I finked dey were your balls too, but I didn't know how you had 12 of them !! I just have two, they big though so maybe 6 inside each one !

I no do wees on our tree, yet.

we have this morning had the biggist of big wurries! mummy did take me and my sista nola to our heef for our walk and my sista nola she did jump out of the car and she did screem and screem and screem and hawul and everything and her leg was stikking owt orl rong. a nice laydee did come and hold my leed and tork to me wile mummy lookeded at my sista nola and did corl the vet, and i was ded wurrid and i did shake lots. mummy pikkeded my sista nola up and did put her in the car and the laydee did have to pik me up too coz i woz shaking so much i cood not jump in.

mummy sez the vetses have dun those eggs rays things and that there is nuthing broked by she dus hurt ded lots so we must not play with hur wen she comes home later.

por my sista nola.

I am real sorry to hear Nola got a busted wheel & i bet that was real scary for you all!! You need be soft & lots lickies for her and no let Chaos roughed playing her. I hope your Mummy is ok too!!

That does sound ded scaree glad Nola did not broked anything hope she feels betterer soon!

please pass on big cuddles and kisses and a gentle leglick for nola. how scaree! I glad she not got broked bones and I hopes you is not scareded anee more. Stoopid car, hurting miss nola.

helo evreyone, nola here! thank you for you wishes. i am feeling a bit better this morning but my leg does still hurt lots and i can't walk on it. whatever that vet gave me was amazing though, wow what dreems!

Nola I am glad you are still able to write! Can we get some stuff from the vet so we all have sweet dreams ? Last nite I think I saw a fox in my yard !!!

NOLA! We dus heer lotses all about you from your sista and your bruvva so it is good to know you is doing bits betterer. I did get a hurty shoulder once and the vet injectioned me and I gots the bestest dreams. Get your mummy and sista and bruvva to wait on you paw and paws til you is all walkable.

millie here agane!

me, wating on my sista nola por and pors? you must be joking! speshly as coz of her my daddys bedroom dor is closed so she cant jump on and off the bed.

i did manij to snuffle my number twenteethree and my number twenteefor a vents this morning.

Just a quick visit to say a big, big happy xmas to all you little darlings who put a big smile on my face every day
Your stories and adventures make me chuckle and I often wish I could give all of you big sloppy kisses and lots of lovely treats.
I hope you all get spoilt with plenty of festive fayre, nom nom........

Love to you all and remember..... be good for you're mammys and daddys
Aunty Sheila xxxxxx

Arntee Sheela!!! Lots and lots and lots of krismus kissis to yooooooo!

Flo sends lots of kisses (well not that many cos I don't give them away very much) and plenty of Staffy cuddles to you Auntie Sheila

Meeery Christmiss to all you and mums and dads i hope you can rip open lota treats I have free waiting for me i sniffed dem and mummy says can have tomorrows!! i look after nana tonite she come for a sleepover and wait for santa!

i hav just lurned sumthing shokking. parruntly santa does go to koda befor me

He does he does!!!!! But he will have lota left for you Millie my Daddy says!

I does special shoulder drop cuddleflump in your honour auntie sheila
mummy won't let me eat her hat

I second Gizmos shoulder drop cuddleflump auntie Sheila!

Awww can't you do what I do Gizmo? Pretend you is sleeping and when mummy's not looking creepy creepy ninja mode and eat hat?

I eated the ear off my monkey jumper no more monkey jumper shaming yay!

I did steal hat and snuck along da bed but mummy see'd me and did confiscate.

We rappeded presents and I battled all of the bubble wrap.

Important News! I did chase a Fox out of garden and protected the hens. mummy did Good Boy and daddy did Good Boy and I got lots of cuggles and pet pet pets.

You awesome Gizmo thats very cool for cuggles and pet pet pets!!!

Mewy chwistmas auntie sheila and evewyone elwse kisses from mia

wow, gizmo! you is ded clevur and deesurv huje lots of cugguls!

i am glad to no that there is lots of prezunts left for me, i am getting ded eksited coz it is my furst reel krismus coz last yeer i was in the kennuls and they do not have a chimnee for santa to come down. poor dogses in the kennuls. mummy is gowing ther to cuggul them toomorrow so they won't be so sad, and mummy dus do grate cugguls!

Oh WOW! i do like krismus!!!

we did have turkeewings for brekfust but i did not eet mine so mummy sed i woz sillee and gived me meet insted. then we did open stokkings and we did all have anklurs and big rownd choos and my brutha chaos and me we did get skweekyborls and my sista nola she did get a tuggy toy and my brutha chaos has killded the skweeks allreddy.

then we did get proppa prezunts and i did get a aktivtee game that has treetses beehined skwares i hav to moov with my noze and my brutha chaos he did get a boomaborl.

wot is a koppee book? mummy sez is have maded a blot in mine. i think it woz wen i did wont the boomaborl and i did do snarlee snarlee at my brotha chaos and he did run away. mummy did take the boomaborl away and then did give it back to chaos in the gardun and i was not alowed to play with it till later. meen mummy.

i hope orl my frends are having a ded grate krismus and have lots of toys to kill

I's got a new boomaborl to Millie, I's haf one in de garden & one in my house I's killeded lots of pressies, Sqweeky duck, penquin, ropeys & two boorls I helped eferyone open there pressies too

wow, that's lots of good prezzies you did have, katy! killing prezunts is grate fun but mummy did take sum off us so that the do last a bit longer. we do have a babbul borl that makes ded good noyzis and i like carreeing it arownd in my mouf so it dus sownd like me making the noyze! mummy sez we must not kill that.

My mummy did that too Millie I only got penquin dis mornin & shredded it all ofer my bed My bestest frend got me lots of fings, to boorls( that I killed ded qwik) biff jerky(nom nom) & jumbones Mummy did gets me to stixs so I don't ave to go find any, buts shes tellin me oft caus I keep tryin to chews them

Happy woofmus! I am glad you all got lots of presents to kill!! I haf a new borl and tuggy and I had two more presents to kill but I haf to wait cos mummy ses they are fewd and I'm not allowed too much fewd or I might start pukey pukey agin and she does not want me to pukey pukey cos it cost her lots of money and she's tired of cleaning pukey!! I will let you know wat yummy stuff I get when I am betterer

Merry Ex-mass poochies! I did get fishies! They is calleded white bait but they is not white and I dunno what bait is. They is all frozen and crunchie like lollies for summer but it is not summer and I likes them still.

oh deer, not more konfuzing hyoomaness. cleening up sick is not hard work, it is fun and yummy. i don't no wie your mummy has a problum with it, axl.

and as for having fishee lollees in the winter, well wot an odd iydeea. mined you, my brutha chaos is spending AJIS in the pongd doowing booma borl bobbing (mummy did posted a vijeo of him ) and it dus look grate fun so i did go in the pongd with him today and it was onlee a bit coled. he wood not let me play booma borl bobbing though he is meen.

Mummy Daddy & human bruva left me home alone ALL day!!!!

Koda where did they go?

a mean carpet dog did snap at me when i went over to say hello and I runned away and mummy did give me pettings and cuddles for not 'pushing the issue' so i guess the dog was called issue.

Why dus mummy keep calling me a snuffle pig? I is a staffy rotwiler amuricun bulldog, no piggies nowhere.

my mummy corls me that too gizmo! i is a staffy jurmun shepurd and maybee sum wipit, no piggies in me eethur (unless i have been eeting trotturs!)

i have just been viziting. i did go and see my mopmop and my poppop (that is wot my daddy's mummy and daddy are corled) and they did have uther viziturs. they had lots of names, they were corled jak and russul but they were also corled sponge and crumble and they were grate fun, speshly my cuzun crumbul who is onlee a bit yungur than me and i did take my nyoo babbul borl and we did play lots!

Millie that sounds real fun! Did you take your ball home later? We had apple crumble last night!

I gets cawld a warthog sumfing to do wif me snortin wen I playz wif daddy he makes lots of noizez too, likes arghh & uumphs & owws

my tummy is awl sore and I did hear mummy say something dreadful about me wearing my face cage to stop me eating bad fings.

Face cage ?? I hope you is better wheel soon !!!

I did eat mummy's smelly cheese too just now off of the bed. HA! Dat teach her!

I am going to see my babies tomorrow !!!!!!!!!

i have chekeded and my cuzun crumbul is still ok so you did not eet hur by mistake, koda! can't wate to heer about how big your babees are and playings with them and things

a face cage dus sownd a grate orfulness, gizmo. i d hope your mummy dus not do that to you. how will you be able to give her big smelly liks if you do have a face cage?

Puppieses! Show dem how to do lots of eatings. Should we get a poo stocking for the kodapups?

Face cage is just for walkies to get to park cos I dus know where all the bins is now and the tickin boneses and the recyclung is. Recyclung is where the humins leave out bags of lots of fun stuff and I find all the best bits and mummy tries to steal them cos she can't get the good fings for herself.

daddy is still very atishuing and we have a hen sleeping with daddy cos she did sneak into the bathroom window and now its raining.

is henses good for atishooings? i will tell mummy that next time she dus that she must get the henses. (then we can chase them orl rownd the howse!)

I did see my babies today they is gawjus, i maked real good babies!!!!!!! Dey is all off to new homes today i know they will be real luved coz my Mummy picksed what homes day going to!

they is lukky babees if your mummy did pikkeded the homes.