What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

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I WAS IN A TORNADO TODAY !!!! I no joking. I real scared. My human bruva scared. My Mummy & Daddy was at works and they was scared, I hear'd them talking to my bruva. Was real not nice. I am right beside them all right now, I no move - ever !!

Ohno koda maybe u shud hide unda da bed must b vewwy windy outside

I cant' get under bed but I don't want to leave them. Wind has all gone now. It was mean !

Oh sownds vewy scawy koda i no like wind eider ushually i run to da neawest shelter

mummy did reed about the tornaydow and she did wunder if it was coz you had done zoomies rownd and rownd ded kwik! it dus sownd verree ded scaree but i bet you woz brave reelee and i bet orl the hyoomans woz ded glad you wur there to protekt them.

How extra speshully scaree! I dus hope it not happen again Koda.

Fank you everyone. My Mummy Daddy bruva all stay home today they say coz some friends dont have house now and we is helping

No house? Bad wind.

Yup was real mean & stealed dear house!

that is reely norty wind! i am verree sad for those frendses of yours

Fank you Millie but they can stay with me, they have my bed and i go on Mummys!

aww bad wind nice of u letting your fwiends steal your bed koda

gosh, won an onnur to be alowed to sleep in your bed! i woz thinking, your frends will be verree upset. make shur you giv them lots of kisses and cugguls.

Mum took me a walkies its ainin again but i gave mum kisses when we came back i woz dwied wif a big sheet dat was nice and warm den i rolled on da carpet . My bewwy is fu as i eeted my breakfust too .

Mummy did leave lots of tasty atishooes in a bucket by her bed and then get cross when I did eated them.

I likes getting daddys atishooes but he gets crost wif me At work wif mummy I scarded fesants in the garden so dey flew oft making lots of noise, 1 silly one ran into de hedg but got stuck Lots of flappins & mummy fort I mite gets it but i's a scaredy pup & watched it from up the garden

that fezunt is ded luckee, if my brutha chaos or my sista nola had been there they would have gotted it, ded for shur!

i do like eeting atishooses too. mummy puts the oled wons in the rayburn so i do have to eet nyoo wons insted. i gets the hole pakkets and rips them to littul peesiz!

Fesants makes me jump so I runs away, good job Chaos & Nola weren't there I only chases sqwirrels & pidgens

feasant chasing sownds fun katy , do the tissues no get stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Wow that sounds like big wind Koda, I get big wind sometimes but not big enough to make a house disappear

Mum n Dad was talking about a baff... It's not gonna happen, I'm going to pretend to be a sleeps

I had fun earlier though, two men brought some big boxes in to our hous and I did lay down on the biggest one, dad said good job he got ins surance or somefing. I thought they might be new toys but Dad did say I had better not play with the new table

Katy, Dad says we have some cycling to do and thinks you might help wiff the boxes

baff

I did catched a whole pigeon when I was littlesmall and mummy was so impressed she did take me back home to show daddy how I still had it stuck to my face.

Yey!! on my way Flo, i's grate wif cycling boxes Haf you got a fire for burnies on?

I's not caught anyfing yet but try really hard

Mummy is drunked agin I'm getting kisses all oper my face halp!!! Pah pahh!

Give her kisses bac Axl, do it all over her face & spechally up her nose I gets soooo many kisses off mummy & daddy, think i's all kissed out now

I did get her up the nose and in the eye those are the bestest ones!

i durty my mums windae on her face they are the best kisses

I ball kisses are the bestest Axl

and eers! dont forget eer kisses, rite inside.

I heard them say the Baff word again today ... I pretend to sleep again

It's baff season I reckon. They got me yesterday, mummy crawled in my fortress after me and I had to go out because there was no room and she did speedy out and nab me. Even worsest news I did hear daddy say about me having advocate.

In over news, dis morning I was kindly licking mummy's nose to help when she atissues and she did sneeze on my face! So rude.

I know a neat trick with advocate Gizmo. Make a big fuss as usual and then let them show you the tube. They will make sounds like oh it's not going to hurt and things and then... let them do it.

It shocks the life out of the humans, so much so that they give out lots of treats

but, but stinky! and no cuddles after for ages! not sure any tweet is good as cuggles and scritchy back.

mum caught me scratching again, I fink I'm busted and she gonna get me tomorrow for sure.

advocate???

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I dus like your picshure Millie, it is dead clever.

i have lurned a nyoo clevurness - i can do cachings! befor i did just let a borl bownse off my noze but mummy has torted me that i can cach borls in my teefs! i have dun it for times now and mummy sez i am ded clevur.

You is reel clever Millie

They did it to me they dragged me in to the Baff

But, but, my biggest human child is home so I'm gonna sulk this evening to show him I don't like him going away

Last nights i got roast pork!!! & played with ALL the humans, they came for christ mist but i know chris is in canada so mummy is just being silly! i sleeped on lots of beds and i wake dem all up wif bug wet kisses which make them real excited!! Im off to nanas now

Exciting Koda, lots happening here too and I am getting confused about who's an uncle and who isn't

Millie dat is a very good cleverness! I can onlee dus that in the park when it is notmyball by accident. Well done!

My humans is just being atissues all of the time. It is getting just silly. Dey has heaps of atissues everywhere in bins and they still won't let me have any. EVen when they can make more.

i do like the ideea of notmyborl, gizmo! we do not go to parks so i have not metted a notmyborl.

i have also not metted the baff so i do not no that baffs egzist in essix, but i will look owt for any lurking just in kase!

don't be silly koda! kris is not in canada, she lives in wulvramptung and mummy sez she is coming to stay nekst week. i think your mummy is very konfuzed, it must be becoz you orl live upsiedown.

oh Millie you is got it wrong ! Chris IS in Canada, and Chris is boy not girl you silly duffer !!

that could not meen that there are too krissis, could there?

Two?? Whoooooa!!

Mummy says its 41 degrees, we cant sleep!!!

millie u is vewy clever koda u shud jud annoy ewewyone as yoo cant sweep anyway

Finally I did get my proper walk with Grandpa and did runs lots and lots. I saw all of the stone beasties and played with lots of dogs and I is tired. I so tired I didn't mind being Advocated because I is planning to sleep froo da bad smell.

I don't know a Kris at all. Is it like Jack russel when dey is all calleded jack or russel?

Baff is like big puddle only not fun and sometimes they gets you wiv the shampoo and sometimes they just does indoor rain on your feet. It is awful.

gizmo, can you pas a messij to your mummy from my mummy? she sez that the scaree thing wot you rote abowt bits of me rotting away woz just to scaree for heer so she has putted it in the chat sekshun. i think i am gowing to have nitemareses.

i am also gowing to have nitemareses about baffs. they use sham's poo??? i do wont nuthing mor to do with sham's poo, thank yoo verree much! it is just as well that my mummee dus not do that to us!

Gizmo baffs is ok i have dem and sham poo tastes like oatmeal!

I hope i dont rot off.

Jack & Russell is very confusing to me too

Dis why mummy not alloweded on here she don't know what's what. Dis MY thread.

Koda, I fink I got your balls what your mum said she was nicking for christmas. Dey all silver and I did find them in a box on the table. You want them back?