What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

Mum gave me a tewing off as i sniffed her for chocolate i iz hiding under da covers with my head on mums leg

I dont have lunch but i keep breakfast for day snack.

I was real good today, i helped Mummy & Daddy from 1am-4am when they think someone breaking into our house (wasnt tho), they real happy with me!!!

good on ya koda

38 degrees today i sleep all day!!!!

yor mummy did wot, mia? dus she not no that you are purfek and shood nevva be toled off!

i bet yor mummy and daddy was so reeleeved that you wer there, koda! i do not no what theese huumans wood do without us. orl sorts of thingses wood happun.

chwistmas stocking full of doggy tweets have to wait till santa comes ohnoooo how will i cope

i do not no wot that is, mia. i did not have a propa krismus last yeer coz i woz in the kennuls. mummy sez i will soon hav sumthing corled a vent kallenda. i do not no wot that is but she sez it is veree nice.

i hav fouwnded a nyoo toy boks! it is in my daddys bedroom and it has hats and gluvs and things. ther were so menny things to chooz from so i did take them orl owt and woz just konsidduring my opshuns when mummy camed in and putted them orl away agane! my daddy is good tho coz he dus leev orl my toy boks dors and drores opun so i think he will probly leev my hat and gluv toy boks drore opun agane.

Hope so millie

Millie that sounds fun, I hope you can get to new toy box again real soon !! Mummies are SO mean sometimes !

My Mummy says to tell you all there are piksures of my babies on galleries now !

mummy did coo over your babies. i fink they does got your feetses the same as you.

how can they have kodas feetses, gizmo? he dus need them himself and enneeway koda dus only hav for feetses and if ther are five puppees and they orl have for feetses to that meens... urm... wate a minit... it meens... well, lots of feetses. mummy sez they is ded cyoot but not as cyoot as you, koda.

I just checked, phew i still have feets!! My 6 babies got feets too so one day they do runnings and chase roo's!!

i meant their feetses look like yours with them sock fings what you got.

Ohhhhhh! My socks make me hot sometimes coz hot here i wish i take them off!

I do lubs yor puppehs Koda mummy went all silly when she saw them she asked daddy if we can haf puppehs and daddy sed we karnt becos I haf lost my balls but that's not tru I know exactly where my balls are they are under my bed where I hided them!! Daddy does get proper konfused sumtimes maybe it's cos he's an ideyot like mummy ses...

hey, koda! i do now no wot my brutha chaos was dooing in straylia! he wos lurning to be a kangroow.

Oh Millie Please give your funny funny bruvver a big kiss from me as I fell off my chair laughing when I watched Chaos jumping like a kangaroo
Love to all
Aunty Sheila xxxxxxx

Big kisses auntie sheila love mia

Wow Chaos reely bownses, looks like a deer
koda yor babys are butiful just like yu

i hope you have not hurted yourself forling off the chare, arntie sheila! Chaos dus say fank you for the kisses.

Axl i think your Daddy is idiot then

Chaos was learning to be a roo for sure!!! Wow he does big bounces Millie!!!

Kan Chaos teach me to bownse like a roo Milly? It looks as fun as doing diggings!!

Koda mummy agrees wif you

Wuv the stowies they does make me laff

Ohhhhhhhhh excited, we are getting new lounges delivered today, Mummy & Daddy say I can't go on them but we all know I can, of course I can I live here too !!! Silly Mummy & Daddy !

Katy you real pretty!!! x

wot flaver is your nyoo lownge, koda? i bet it will be yummee!

I did go to my woodses today with mummy and grandad. I was singing in the car and they did both say I sung dead good. We did go all over the woods, mummy seys it is streathamcommon, but there is no ham so I does call it my woodses.

nyoo lounge does sound as tasty as brasandsocks.

corse it is your woodses, gizmo. i have my woodses too, mummy sez they are corled layerwood but i have never layeded there so they are just my woodses.

do brarsandsoks taste a bit like hatsandgluvs?

I not managed to snaffle a hatsandgloves. I did nearly gets a hatsandgloves when I was littletinygizmo, but mummy put them up High so I not eat them . This year I is Big and I will prevail.

Fanku Koda yu is hansum
Gizmo I likes soks & gluvs, but I havnt had any for long time. I likes mummys work gluvs but she tells me oft if I pince dem They is grate cos they is rubbry.
My friend Wednesday came to play today & her mummy gave me a pressie it was a rubbry duck that she didn't play wif Her mummy sayz it was cos it didn't ave any fluff I playz with it & got skweeky out & spread it all over de floor Mummy putz it on de fyre after I shredded it

Millie i no taste new lounge yet but smells like beef!! I did get on sometimes but got told off

Gizmo can you teach me singings if i come Essex? I also love to see what woods is, i dont been there. I did once have hat tho!!

Mummy & Daddy out all day yesterday then bring Nana to home!! i got to lick her legs and she put some scramble eggs on floor for me. Everyone real excited when i go on Nana, they say she had opa-ration and just leave hospital same day, i didnt go hospital to pick her up tho Today Daddy stay home with us, even tho i can look after her - she 88 today (i hope she gets pug ears dinner!!) so i want to give her boomer ball to chase!

Gizmo... Dad says that St Reatham isn't very far from me so maybe I will come to your woodses one day and you could come to mine

I don't eat coatsandhats and things but I love Duck strips

Mum was missing all night but she came home today not sure where she went but I think it was a partee cos she had a little sleep whilst I went for a walk with Dad.

Koda, I have a great great grandma who is 95, I'm allowed to keep her seat warm for her and she told my Dad she prefers me to them Bloodhounds

A great great Grandma, wow! & we is wayyyy better than bloody hounds!

Ooops i did swearings pleeeeeeease don't tell Mummy!

I won't tell

Pls dont tell your Daddy coz i fink he is dibber dobber sometimes

My Dad is cool... He won't say anything, in fact he's quiet up there with the kids

I must have confused him with my Daddy! Oops! Sorry.

Is your Dad not cool then .. I thought all Dads were

My Daddy IS cool! But he does tell Mummy when I've been naughty

my daddy is the bestest. he lets me do beggings at table eevun wen mummy tells him not to and he dusn't do all that silly heel stuff that mummy dus.

mummy has mendid my cote

Oh Millie your Dad sounds fun!

I was home all day with Daddy & Nana, i licked legs, chased boomer ball twice, run at park, barked at thing Daddy pushed on back yard coz it stole our grass! I can't get on new lounges yet but i keep trying!!!

Mummy says 39 degrees today so i do sunbathing and sleeps

Flo come to Streatham! it has the bestest trees and us brindle types can proper hidey hide and it's not too muddy muddy so we don't has to have Bathses when we gets back home.

Not muddy Gizmo wow I'm gonna ask Dad

It's got all leaveses everywhere on the floor so it don't go all muddy like my ovver parks. We go weekend?

Wow Gizmo the woods I walk in ave lots of leaveses but ther is lots of spiky fings too Mummy sayz they is cheznuts, I don't like dem they urt my feets

Can i please come too if Mummy says yes coz i LOVE ham!!!!

Katy we does got acorns (not for eats) and lots of leaveses but the chestnuts is in the ovver park.

hurty feets is bad, I does get that lots from brambles and cratesplinters.

Koda - I has never seen a ham there. it is wrong-named I did look for ham everywhere but there was none.