What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

AussieStaff wrote:Is you near London too Katy???

I's about 60 miles away from London, my mummy sayz Koda.
U is a daddy U is a clever boy
Wen can we see fotos off your babies? xx

That sounds real close to me!!!

Have to wait for silly Mum to get pictures, today i hope!!

Ur mumz vewy silly koda hopefully see dem pichures soon

OMG! baby kodas! Congratulations. Does you got enuf peanut butter for dem?

oh wow koda! that is ded mazing. will they be as byootiful as you?

I have eated half my beakfast dis mornin mum hasnt given me tweets in a wee while. So fot i betta eat my beakfast

Fank you! I can't wait to see them!!!

Mummy head buttered me!! I only wanted a cuggle and hopped on her lap. She says I launched at her likes buffoon is that like a gentle butterfly if it is then she's telling the troof. I have a feeling though that buffoons are mean. I did try to kiss her while she was squealing but she was holding her mouf and groaning ah well daddy is home soon yay!!

i do think the problum is that humuns is klumpsy. like wen mummy trips over me wen i am goodlee and kwiutlee hanging rownd the kichin when she is baking. shurlee she can see me befor she forls ova! so it is orl yor mummys folt, axl, she shood hav been mor kairful.

I agree Milly! Silly hoomans

I no know wot a bufoon is axl maybe a type of biscuit .my mummy twips ova me awl the time u are nut alone

My frend Wednesday came to call for me today Her mummy sayz I waznt gonna be appy Her & mummy put dis fing rownd my nose & clipped it on my colla I didn't like it so tryed to roll it oft & rubded it down the grass but it woodn't come oft Mummy sayz it was cawled a halti & wood stop me puulin her down the road I did stop pullin cos I waz to buzy tryin to get it oft my nose. Fink mummy is gonna try it again tomorrow She did take it oft wen we got to the feeld so I rollded all over the grass & got into mucky puddles so she new I wazn't appy

Katy my Mummy did that mean one too then walked me on road so i couldnt roll & push it off!!! Saw some dogs tho & went nuts and broke free then Mummy gived up! Dont let her trick you again!!!

Fink she mite try Koda, we did walk by the road but the grass by the road coodnt rubbed it oft, I nearly got it oft wif my feet but mummy pusheded it bak on my noze

My Mummy didnt make mine tight enough i think I can def get it off!

I nearly did but she saw me she sayz it was much nicer walkin me wif that fing on, cos I didn't drag her Its only cos i's reely bizy & need to no wats goin on in my village that I pulls her

I same!! I NEED to pull Mummy down road real hard, so much to see!! Mummy telled Daddy when i halti on i much better to walk, but then i cant pull ! Why she no understand!!

Katy and koda u musna pull mummy as she giives u tweets

But i only know pully pully!

She dund it again dis morning, she putted that fing on me again So I trys a difrent taxtic, i's keep stopping so she has to pulls me > Walkies took ages

This is no good, we must beat Mummys! Ill have a think how but 1st i gotta go eat my bed til my Daddy comes home where is heeeeeee????

My mummy uses the hawrti on me too I had to wear it indoors for agis mummy kept feeding me biskits frew it and everyfink! When I did good boy walkies in it outside I got more biskits yummy! I did try to get it off for agis as well but nuffink werked, I rolled around on grass, fan frew bushes, stopped walking but mummy wud stop wif me and we both stood there for agis so I gave up and walked but I don't mind it now cos I get biskits and we do fun stuff when out

I fink I will ave to put up wif dis till mummy gets bored wif it I've tryed rollin & rubbin but nuffing works

fyoo! my mummy is ded crool, as you orl no, but at least she dus not put won ov those things on me! i did hav a harniss but i eeteded it, so now i do just have a kolla.

My mum got me wots of pwesents

I hav a colla but i's got stubble were my colla is Mummy sayz its cos I pulls too much & it rubs my fur oft Yu is very lucky Mia wif all those goodies

I had a staring competition with 3 Foxes tonight ... I won

good on ya flo

Mummy was gone all day long to work then came home and stood on me, i did big yelpies! I had to give her cuddles to make her better

Mummy isn't talking to me I nearly got unkle Shane elekricuted it wasn't my fault! I saw a horsee field wif no horsees in it and I wanted to do roly polies how was I to know it had an lectric fence and stoopid unkle Shane tried to grab me. He missed so I got to do lots of slides and roly polies all over the field weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mummy ses the ofer reason is cos I got my new orange kollar all dirty she's so meen!!

Afta my walki mum openes cwisps i herd da packet crinkle i was off the bed fast as my wee legs wud carrie me. Then mum decided to lie on the square thing so i jumped up on the square thing gave mum my hopeful eyes . I did get 2 cwisps they were yummy smokey bacon mmmm.

Axl im glad stupid uncle shane is ok tho now he can take you again!

Smokey bacon? YUM!!!

Kan I sea yor puppeh piktus Koda? I like puppehs they are much betterer than hooman babies they had no fur!!

I got none yet! Vets says wait 1 week for settle in then can so maybe by Tuesday. I havent seen them yet

we want picturs tuesday den!
i hurted my paw again.

Gizmo why you do dis??

Aww Gizmo, wat did you do diss time

I got a new sofa blankie today... It's ded snugly

Does it taste good Flo??

I ate my fluffy bed but I love this new blankey... I don't think I'll eat it... Yet

You mus look after your pawses Gizmo!

Poor gizmo you need to share your blanket wif us flo its cold

mummy says i got a bruised wrist on my front paw and dat why it all swollen so I looks like I got a fat ankle

You got fankles!! Tee hee

axl you is meanie

Mummy ses I have to say sorry for my joke, I have a fat head so I shouldn't make jokes, I'm sorry.

P.s I don't have a fat head mummy is also mean!

dat ok axl, fankles is funny. I is just all mopey cos my mummy won't let me go walkies in case i hurt my fankle more.

you don't got fat head.

if you hav got a fat hed it is coz you has lots of braneses to put inside.

it is good you have for footses, gizmo. at leest 2 or eevun 3 mite wurk proply sumtimes!

i have been chaseded, by leevs! thay did come running up beehined me and i did have to run away.

I dus my poos on leaves, it stops them from chasing you. get them furtst

I do poos on leeves to but mummy complains they not ezy to pic up Mummy sayz Wednesday waz cumin to call for me today but it was rainin She put her funny trowsers on & got my coat out I's don't like my coat on >=P but daddy maid me were it Got reelly wet & muddy so ad to lay by my fyre all evenin

ok! i will try pooing on the leevs befor they can chase me.

i did hav my cote on today too, katy. it is not so very bad... i think...

mummy has finaly litted the fyre! she did say it woz not so coled so we did not have the heeting on at orl but today she did reelent. i hav been lying on my bed by my rayjator in the konsurvatry.