What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

i dus luvs you to, arntee sheela

I wufs u too sheeeiiillla  

Me again, football is on so I've snuck on Mums phone again!!! Silly Mum thinking she can ban me pfffttt. Who stole the clocks & put them back?? When i steal knobs off BBQ i no put them back! I hear Mummy coming to bedroom byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!! Koda xx PS I was no here if she ask!!!

I wiwnae tell koda honest  pwetend yer asweep dats wot i do

Hi Auntie Sheila we mist yu, least yu can sea we bin reely good pups, cept Koda

Shhhhh Katy dont want Mum know ive been on finding out or more ban or no treats!!!!

Koda here my ban is off!!!!!! Man my Mummy is SO mean!! Anyone have room on their bed for me, permanently? Daddy stayed home with me today

me, koda, you can come and live with me! but you hav to bring your own bbq knobses coz we don't have won.

Excellent koda stralias bit far for my owd legs good luck with finding someone letging you sweep on the big square thing

Sorry Millie i cant come, Mummy is BBQ'g lamb tonight!!! Thank you tho, cant wait to share a bed with you!

mummy sez to tell you that you are welkum to stay heer but you need to no a fyoo things befor you deeside:

- mummy is vejetarun, so we do not have bbq lam or chikin or anything yummee like that

- mummy is ded strikt. she makes us walk nisely on our leeds and we do have to be kwiet wen she sez so. we kan walk orl over daddy, of corse, but mummy is a tuff nut to crak.

- it is ded coled in essix sumtimes! wen i was a veree babee puppee, ajis and ajis ago, we had sumthing corled snoe.

so mummy sez you can cum and liv with us ded for shur, if you do stil wont to!

Koda, yu cud stayz wif Millie for a bit then cum to my ouse wen yu needz meets to eet. Thers no vegeteranians heer but we avn't gotta bbq so yu'll ave to pak yor mummys 1

Your Mum is dead nice for letting me stay, extra licks for her from me pls, but i cant stay coz no BBQ , & i only know how to drag people down road on my lead real fast (they get real excited!), & i dont like cold so I'm real sorry coz it be real nice to see you and especially coz you just down road in Essex near London near Sydney but i think i stay here, you can bring your Mum over any time you want tho my Mum & Dad says!!!

Katy thank you! But why no BBQ, what does everyone eat? Do i need to send you all some foods??? Is you all ok????

No point avin a bbq heer Koda coz it rainz a lot got lotz of foods heer, mummy gave me veneson for my dinna it was yummy Its getting cowld heer now so yu wood be betterer visitin in our summer but it don't last long & not as warm as yurs in straylia

Veneson sounds yum! Think I'll stay here but Dad says cold today just 21c whatever that means!

i has just had toona and springy water mum didnt put in sink dis time i licked me bowl fur aggges .

you hasnt had venison oh koda you are missing owt its yummy mum says its stinky though.

Mum & Dad SOOO mean they leaved me alone last nite to see Wobbly Williams and we no go bed til 3 o'clock hard to see coz was dark! I was bored but didnt eat exploding chair or BBQ so i got extra long cuddles and sleep on Mummys pillow!!!

They saw Wobbly Williams Oh Wow mummys ded jelus now sez she cud eat him. I didn't fink huumans ate huumans

My Mummy said hes delicious!

Uh did she eat him? is there any left for mummy?

I dony fink so but she did say he throbbie robbie and i worry coz he must br hurting coz last time i go vets i leave with Throbbie bottom!!

Ow I had a throbbie fut the ova day, mummy woodn't like that

My Mummy says tell your Mummy best stay away, very kind Sorry you throbbie foot you lick and eat it better?

You can come to my house Koda, we have BBQ though it is in its own shed now cos it's cold here and dad won't burn his n*ts whilst getting rained on or sumfing

I have a ded nice sofa you can lay on too but don't eat it cos it's real comfy and dad said it cost lots on money

Swap stralia for scotland koda you might need a wooly scarf or jumper very here.

No i dont eat sofa, sometimes they just splode!! No thanks Mia brrrr!!

It is raining. Mummy and Daddy won't turn off the rain.

I had a throbbie bottom from last vetse visit I still can't talk about it!!

Mummy is larfing at your comments above and she snorted maybe she wants to eat wobbly Williams too humans are weird but I don't care cos I'm sulking as its raining and I had to go wee wees in it. Im ded gud at sulking mummy ses so.

It still rain here too Axl. I ain't going out in this.

Me either! I pretend I'm sleepies and don't hear mummy calling me hopefully she will give up!!

Mummy dragged me out in the rain said I had to have tiddles & poo befor we can go home She no's I don't like rain, I tiddled then dragged her back home I do poos later wen rain stops. Made a nice snuggly nest in our bed & i's going back to sleeps now

Poos can be held to later they take too long I did wee wees and dragged mummy home then I shaked all over her and then I runded arownd rubbing my nose on anything I cud find!

not the wobbly willums agane! i am ded konfuzed - if it is yummy is it made of vensun or sumthing?

i have tolded mummy that i won't be gowing owt today, it is to ranee. she sed sumthing abowt my cote...

pee ess, she also sez flo you must tell your daddy to be careful with barbeekyoos inside coz they can be ded danjrus with fyoomses.

Mum took me owt dis mornin before da pittery pattery stuff started fank goodness my mum is good to me

We have sunshine not many rain so I no need to pretend to be asleep BUT I do know I can if I just don't want to go

Flo can you get to the BBQ knobs if you wanted to chew them off ?

My Mummy & Daddy did leave me all day long today but I was real good (still 7 out of 8 knobs on BBQ) and Mummy came home 1st and got the Boomer Ball out so I chased it round & round barking real mad at it (fun!), then Mummy BBQ'd me a steak for dinner, then Daddy came home so we wrestled, then I had more dinner, then Mummy took my stag bar off me so I nudged her and then we playfighted and I got real excited and leaped up at Mummy as high as I could and on the way down my tooths got caught on her hoody and then Daddy yelled because it's his and it's his favourite one & Mummy shouldn't even have it on and now big hole just appear I can't wait to tear the arms off it now !

Oh koda

oh yum! mobile phone cover!!! Delish.

i dont fink you eat those, better hide it!!

don't worry, koda, mummy will never no. i did shredded it into tinee little bitses so she won't rekognize it. see how clevur i am!

My squeeky ball don't got a sqeak no more. Also, I did save Mummy from a spider what was on her bed. I chased it and huffed at it and den I ated it. nom nom.

dus spidas taste as good as fliyses, gizmo? I do like eeting fliysis. i bet your mummy was ded pleezed you did saved her.

i did go for a walk with my sista nola today and there woz a littul human thing behined and tree and it did scaireded me so i did put my hakuls up and did bark and i did scarded the litul human and so we were both scareded togethur but then mummy gaved me a treet and it wos ok. the litul human did not get a treet. maybe she had been norty.

I don't like eating spiders very much but I love flies

Why doesn't the ball sqeek anymore Gizmo I don't have sqeek toys as there's no point really

I like littl humens Millie, they always touch me nicely even when their fingers go near my eyes I stay ded still and dad always gives me a treat

I went for squirrel time in the rain today ... It was grate fun

I do try really hard to eated spyders but they always get snorted up my nose

I love licking lickle hoomans they always taste of yummy stuff!!

not a good day for me today,mummy was on the phone thing today and i heard the word VETS last time i went there they stuck a needle in me,i think it's some thing to do with a lump i have on my nose

don't forget, sasha, bum on floor bum on floor bum on floor.

litul humans are scaree. wen i woz a babee puppee ther were lots of them with big flags and they did crowd over me eeven wen mummy asked them not to and i did have a millie meltdown. but mummy sez it dus not matter if i do not like litul humans coz that meens i won't run up at them for a fusss like i do big humans.

stella wrote:not a good day for me today,mummy was on the phone thing today and i heard the word VETS last time i went there they stuck a needle in me,i think it's some thing to do with a lump i have on my nose

I hope your nose is ok, scam lots of treatses off of the vets just in case.

I'm not sure of littel hoomins. They is awfully squeaky but not in a fun way like my ball. Mummy made it squeks again.

Vetsee sometimes make u beta sasha hen it meens u get a few tweets and cuddles from mum and otha people at the vetsees . I just ook when i see spidas millie but mum scweems when she see um dunno y.