What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I hate it Axl, have yu tryed to rolded it off on karpet or duvey yet that makes it bit betterer. I wont get it dis week cos mummy sayz she cant fford it

that is troo, mia. ther are ded nice peepuls at vetses and you do gets lots of treetses. i do hope yor noze is not too hurty, sasha.

your mummy is ded clevur, gizmo. i wish my mummy did make my borls skweek.

Mum did tell me off for mooching, wot dus dis mean i only wanted to eaty a biskit fing mum had afta i scoffed my own tweet. I give mum kisses paws everyfing nofing worked dis time i wiw starve to death.

Sasha does you survive going to the vets, why you hurt your nose?

Mia has your Mummy feed you yet??

I just took Mummy for a walk, we see little humans who rush over and want pat me, their human say THAT puppy doesnt want pats, huh what, yes i do!!! So i jumpy jumpy and lick little humans and they squeal with delight and we all laugh but not human he tells them come here so i give one more jumpy jumpy then Mummy and me leave. Lots of fun, i come home and Mummy tells Daddy and Daddy gives me ham!!!!

Some big hoomans koda don't likey us staffies wew they can take a long wawk off a short pier.

Why not like us? I like everyone!!

evreewon dus like me but not evreewon dus like my brutha chaos that is ded odd coz he is the bestest brutha and he dus luv evreewon. mummy sez he is a gallumf sumtimes but that's not scaree, that's just coz he dus evreething qwikly and without thinking. i think that is coz he's a boy.

dus you wurries peepuls coz you are a boy too, koda?

Thats silly isnt it Millie, we all loveable! I fink coz I'm English staffy Mummy says, i guess coz i live in Stralia maybe.

Watching rugby All Blacks why they no eat the ball??

i can heer dredful noyzes. i did think it must be becoz of halowween but mummy sez it is probly yor mummy showting at the telly, koda.

Grandma does call me gallumph too but she says it to mummy too and mummy not a boy.
I went to the best park today with Mummy and Grandpa and I did see the big scary statue dinosaurs (dems big lizard fings) and stare them out like a cowboy (dat what Grandpa say) and then I ran off after squirrels. I did meet the elderly lady staffy called Bella again and I got a bit upset cos she sat on my humanses' feets and they is MY human feetses to sit on. Mummy said to not get jellus cos I did shove Bella a bit but then I stopped so I did get Livertreet nom nom.

wha' just happen? I was on page 22 and now I page free? Mummy did laugh when I say dis and tell me I don't have right equipment.

Must be sumfing to do wif this alloeen fingy today, that's sposed to be spooky > I was surprized to see me at de top

proper spooky. lots of bangs and lightses too.

sumwon did eeted the other pajiz! it woz not me, i hav a bone. yum!

Wasn't me i's got my tire

I did eated mummy's bra and a whole jumper all to myself. Mummy won't see cos I hid it in my cave.

yu mite get in twouble for dat Gizmo, mummys don't like ther stuf chewd Daddy waz goin to frow his joggies out but mummy saiz don't n let me playz wif dem I's got dem wripped in too alredy

I haf poopie problems mummy did gif me rice and rice water yummy. We did go to gramma's and gramma did gif me sum biskits cos she sed I look verry hungry! I love gramma but mummy did tell her off so I sat by gramma and gived mummy stink eye stares norty mummy being meen to gramma!!

is it you wot eeted the pajiz, axl? is that why you have got poopie problums? i do like rice but not so very much on its own. it is much better with meet or biskits, so your gramma was rite to give you them. silly yor mummy not nowing that.

I didn't eated the paijz I promis I haf been sleepies dreaming of chasing squirrels and nasty cats mummy ses my feetses were runnering all on their own and I was growling musta been the nasty cats I don't like em

My Mummy did shout real loud at TV thats why you hear it, it real dark outside and we wented to bed already so i not know what wrong with her she funny! All things came to house and shout Trick or Treat earlier on, i did real loud barks and some run off, Daddy say i good boy! Daddy is lighting BBQ now for champions breakfast oh man i hope i get treat off it!!!!

Hey i on page 3 now too!! Daddy says he used to like page 3 then laughed, he weird. Anyway i writing on phone so page 3 good, betterer than 20!!! So fank you whoever ate it x

Mummy put pictures up in gallery.

they are ded good pikshurs, koda. eksept the won in the bath, that is scaree. were you norty that you had a bath as a punishmunt?

i hope your poopies is betta today, axl.

my brutha chaos he did just sickeded up his brekfust but we did eeted it up agane so that is orlrite.

Is yor brutha a birdy Millie? Mummy Birdies sick up their brekfast so their babies can eated it maybe that is wot yor brutha is doing?

maybe he is, axl, coz he can flie acros the living room ded fast!

I hope Chaos feels good again real soon.

I run off when they say bath but Daddy always catch me and Mummy shut door when I in bath, I shake in bath but then I get big cuddles & treat and can roll around on grass and big sleeps in sun afterwards, fun!

Wuw hearing uvely stories

Big big loud noises and flashes in sky then big rains but was real hot!, i hide with my Mummy and wake today we on lounge, i protected Mummy !

oh! i did not no i had to protected my mummy! we did have lowd noyzes last nite too but i did just sleep. mummy sed i woz a good girl. i do not no that it was a speshully good sleep or anything, but if mummy sez so then i must have been good.

Do you have thunderstorms too, was it real hot there then big lightnings and hard rain? I was so glad i looked after Mummy coz i got treats!

this is ded konfuzing. we did have big boom noyzis and flashiz but in essix they is corled fiyawurks. fiyawurks don't make rane, though, just noyze and flashiz.

i do remember we did have sumthing corled a storm ajiz ago and there were boom noyziz but they wer diffrunt. and then there is anotha boom noyze that is corled a pijin scarur. i don't no why they need a pijin scarur wen my brutha chaos is arownd tho!

Ok we no have fiyawurks here, we have lots big storms coz its real hot. Thats only bangs and lights i see. Maybe coz you're Essex im Stralia?

Hi everyone I went for walkies today, but it was only me & Bella Mummy sayz Wednesday was buzy & I wont see her tomorrow or Thursday cos mummy is buzy Bella is fun to play wif but mummy has to put her lead on wen ther is sheepsies & cows in the feeld, I's seen her chasin sheepsies. She's only a baby & doesn't know yu cant chase them, I don't have my lead on cos i's a good girl Not that really, they scarze me & I runs away

I spent the Whole day with Dad

We did laze in bed till gone 9 and then lazed on the sofa together
Dad took me to my small park and I chased all the squirrels back up tree and over the stream 4 times... I got wet paws

When we got home we did more lazing on the Sofa and then it was Dinner time it's been a brilliant day

Hai everyone

I haf been verry poorly and mummy didn't gif me fewd for agis and agis I did ask lots of times but she just sed I was sik as a piggy I don't know wat that meens but I'm not a piggy! I haf jus had chiclin and rice so paws crossed I am not sik again otherwise I haf to go to the vetses!!

What a great day with your Daddy! I know hes been sick lately,i think you keep him busy he be ok, lots of jumpy jumpy and chase! I love laying around too!

Katy why your Mum want buzy & not Wednesday, she real cute - i like redheads!

My Mummy was wobbly, Daddy says she watched horses, lost money and drinked champagne - why you want to drink pain I dont know! She much better this morning but Daddy take me walking (in the rain!) Mummy is in no state Daddy says - i thought she was in New South Wales, so confusing!!

Axl i hope you're better! You prob sick coz Mummy not feed you?? Stay away from vets, remember bum on ground bum on ground if you have go!!

aww flo your dad had a lazy day, paws crossed for you axl , wednesday is tomorrow katy bella sounds fun maybe i am getting owd.

Koda.. Was your Mummy drinking the same Pain as my Dad did. He really wasn't very well on Sunday so Mum took me walking instead (not as much fun without Dad)

Axl, remember wot Katy says... Bum on flor, bum on flor

Maybe! Coz are you near Essex? Coz Millie says thata right by Sydney!! Could be same pain. Did you see goats this morning on corner from our house? I think i can see you!!!!

I don't fink I'm near esex, i'm near the small park but there's no coats there just Squirrels.

I does got hurty leg. I was ridding the garden of catses and I scraped bits of fur off of my leg. Mummy did wash me and den daddy and mummy did give me proper cuddleses but i did not get a big park walk yesterday or today.

I feel a bit betterer today, but not when I'm walking outside.

i do not think surree is ded close to essix but it is not so veree far eether coz i did go ther last yeer wen i did win my prize and i did eet my seet belt in the car.

sidnee dus sownd a ded konfuzing place, with pains and gotes and things.

i am sorree to heer your piggy is sik, axl. did he hav to go the to vet with you if you wer sik togetha? i hope you are both betta now.

that is not fare that you have got hurted dowing such an portant job, gizmo.

but gess wot evreewon? our konsurvatree is back! eksept is it not our oled konsurvatree it is a new won and it is masiv and it has go orl our oled furnicha in and our bedses and evreething! and our new konsurvatree has got a rayjator in and mummy has put our big bed that we can orl lie on togetha nekst to the rayjator. that is a good plase for a bed.

Your conserveatree sounds awesome!

Wow millie da heated fing sunds grate spesially now its cowd . Sowy abowt your poorly leg gizmo does sownd vewy sore i no seen a pig before i have eated a pigs ear is dat da same fing i no sure i get vewy confused at times .

I want a conservatree they sound wundaful! I do have a rajyator near my bed at home but I prefer human laps they ar much more comfty!

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Ooops gizmo, I wont tell them

yor seekrit is safe with me!