What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Aw fanks auntie liz i had a good day today

I woz hungry at 5am todai I know it was 5am cos when I sat on mammy's tummy she said sumfink that sounded a lot like goawayits5am... Fur dog's sake Axl! I assured her I was very hungry with lots of kisses and wiggling and running to and phrom the kitchen. She got the message and gif me fewd yay!

can i hav your mummy pleez, axl? if i does wants anything at fiverclok my mummy sez sodoffandgobaktosleep and then humfs and turns over and ignors me. how crool wen all i wont is a cuggul.

Ma mumma does the same except ma muma says go night night i like to surpwise my mumma when the birds are singin as a fink its time for walkies.

Da fish lolly wasn't a good fish like sardine (nom nom) or Mack rill (nom nom nom nom nom) it was a stupid white fish that di'nt taste of nuffin. Dey gived me a fess hant and i din't like that neither, I took it out to the garden and letted the hens nom it all up. Dey gived me mince and I eated that proper quick quick in case it turned into anuva fish or summink.

Mummy laughed when she read about your paw prints Chaos - she said about you being a holly wood star but I don't fink you look anyfing like a holly bush.

I just had snuggles off my mum , was hoping for anuvver tweet mum didnt give in tho mean mum ps: i did have tasty twipe and and chicken pointer tho

You have all been busy with new run way to put paw prints in, fish treats, 5am feeds, and stuff! So much fun stuff!

I cant think today, someone stole our kitchen last week so now i get kibble and tuna and some BBQ sausages but no scrambled eggs, no cooked mince, no potatoes Mummy says they bring a new one real soon i hope so! But a man comed and gave us a floor in the kitchen yesterday so i made sure i yelped and squealed and he saw me but Daddy said i have stay outside but was fun coz he took me on 2 big walks and we played boomer ball 3 times!! I fell asleep with Daddy too real early last night & woke to cuddles on my Mummy

Millie you can buy my mummy if u want? How about a bag of biskits and sum of those fishy lollies everyone talks about, you can haf her for that!!

Oh dear koda ull have to fone da animal cruueltie man no scrambled eggies tatties or mince you will be skinniee time the kitchun comes back wunder where its a hiding? Ill have to see what deese fish lollies ars as they sound gooood just like tuna.

Axl i dont think you can sell things on this site!!! Be careful. Koda x

Herro koda

Is okay Koda I don't want to sell my mummy anymoar I haf been finking about it and without mummy I will be left with only daddy and he doesn't give me fewd and can't clean up my pukeys it wud be awrlful!!

you could hav my mummy in ekschange, axl. she's not always ded strikt and meen, onist.

No potatoes? Dat is tragic koda.

A very big box did arrive today and it had a hugest bag of my proper food inside it. What a relief, none of this raw burds and wrong fishies business anymore.

I refused to eated my Squirrel until daddy cooked. What do they think I am, a savige?

ha ha ha, you hav got them rapped rownd yor littul clor, gizmo!

i hav been ded, ded brave today and i did have a cote on! i did not like coteses wen it was a littul baby puppee but mummy did make it nice today and did play with me lots with my cote and then she did put it on wen i woz not looking proply and then it woz on and it woz ok and then it woz worm and dry and i think i did like it. and i did only trie to choo it just a littul bit...

mummy sez she will take a pikshur of me in my cote looking ded smart but not today coz the wethur is ded crappy and not good for pikshurs.

you is very brave to wear a coat Miss Millie, I does not likes them either. I did have coat when I was little but I kept weeing on it cos I did crouchy wees not standyuppy wees. I fink wearing a coat might be wurth it if it saves you from the nasty rain.

Mummy putted my new cote on me today, I useley hided under the table wen she gets it out but daddy was ere & he wont like that. Mummy said it was pooring outside & wen Wednesday coms round to call for me she wood be wearin hers. So wile we wer waitin I rollded on the bed & all over the floor trying to get it off, Didn't work, like its stuck to me Wen we was out with Wednesday I tried chargin through the bushes & commando rollies in the feeld but it woodnt come off Must fink of another plan to excape the cote

I don't have a coat, now I think I'm missing out !

I can't stay long today coz my Mummy came home from work sick so I am just checking in then off to cuddle her on our big bed! Koda x

Oh poor mummy, you stay & cuggle her in bed Koda, mummy sayz hope she feels betta soon

So muchly for big bad staffy waffles , bet the cort is warmerer than my mams embrace that cort katy will keep away pittery pattery stuff. Sowy to heer you arewnt well auntie bek get well soon you can uwse me as a hottie watery bottle anytime mia .x

I didn't fink it gets cold in ozstralia Koda? You don't need a cote! I want to live in ozstralia cos mummy says it's always nice and snuggly warm!

Hope Mrs Koda feel betterer soon big cuggles and licks from me! Do you fink Mrs Koda needs a fishy lolly to maek her feel betterer or maybe grass??

yor rite, axl, i think missiz koda needs to eet gras if she is feeling porlee. and fishy lollees aftawuds.

i did go with my mummy and my sista nola to my tiptree heeth today and she did sumthing veree odd (agane!). we did have a nice walk and then she did go to the car and get a big bukit with sumthing nice smelling in it but she would not let us have it coz she sed it had medsun in. we did then go and do anuther walk with the bukit . then we did fined the big dogs. ther are for big dogs on the heeth that mummy likes. they are HYOOJ with funny footses and funny taleses and they eet grass. mummy did corl one of the big dogs and it did come over to her. she sed he is corled po nee. she did put the bukit on the grownd neer the fenss and she did tell me and my sista nola to stay the other side and po nee eeted the yummee stuff from the bukit and i did not get enny but i did sniff the big dog and mummy sed that woz ded brave becoz when i have seed them before i was ded scareded. then the other big dogs came - they are all corled po nee apparuntly - and i did sniff nozes with won of them too. that meens i am veree brave.

Aww ky mumma loves poneess .

You has the bestest life Millie!! I wish I cud smell po nee bet they smell yummy. I do see hor seees sometimes but I'm not allowed to go near them cos I'm not as brave as you!

I seen hor sees befor & they scared me, I don't mind sheepsies & rabbiz, they not scarie. But me & mummy went walkies tonite & mummy said the cowz was in the feeld with their babies I don't like cowz they ar scarie & they chasdid my friend Wednesdays sister befor I saw a skwirrel at work today so I chasdid it, nearle got it but a fence fing got in my way Mummy said I was a reelly good girl & gave me a treet, I wood rather have the skwirrel

Daddy's setting fire to things in the garden. the world has gone mad.

oh katy i dnt imagin ssqwirrel taser very nice hen. i woz munchin a cows ear earlier i wunder if its the same as the bluck and white fingys in da field who kens?

I posted a reply to you all and it's not here !!!!
Koda x

do you meen you have losted it or has sumwon stolened it? wot a mistry!

howe is yor mummy, koda? did your cuggles do the trik and make her betta?

I wrote and hit 'send' and it disappeared

I had told you all that I have seen the horses & cows and I like them, I stare at them for ages but Mummy doesn't let me get real close. I didn't give Mummy a fish lolly coz I know she doesn't like any fish at all but I did try to get her to eat the grass, she didn't She says she is feeling better now, "thank you everyone". Oh & a man came and put some kitchen in which was real cool coz then I got Boomer Ball ! but Daddy said can't use it for 1 week still, I am watching that BBQ very closely coz there's a leg of lamb in there (poor lamb only has 3 legs now ) !!

Snuggled under blanky with Mummy & Daddy watching rugby world cup!

Enjoy koda

Dogs in bed snoring

oooh a new bottum to snif! hi lexi, you smell verree inturesting. pleez tell yor mummy that she can tipe for you a bit to get you gowing but utherwize this is a speshul thred for us dogs onlee.

por koda's lam with onlee three legses. i think my brutha chaos has harf of its bak at the moment, it is the biggest bone i have seen eva eva eva. and i do have some ribses. yum.

Mummy has gon crazy! She keeps patting my butt butt and sayin she's playing the drums I don't know wat drums ar but it makes me run in sircles!!

Going to see nanny in a bit I like nanny's garden is funses an I kan run around with my tennis borl yay!

i is zorsted from being at a new park with Mummy and mummy's dad. We were in the car for ages ages ages but it was worf it cos dis new park is brilliant. Mummy said we was going to street ham but there was no ham so i fink maybe she was confused. One bit was all grass flat for run run run and then it was all trees and sniffy sniffs and squirrels. I gots some scratches on me.

My petlog did arrive so now they all know to give me back to mummy and daddy if I gets lost but they did says I is Staffordshire Bull Terrier but I is Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Rottweiler, American Bulldog and mummy did say so on the form.

Dads home

He got home yesterday and went to sleeps, well he tried to but I just kept cleaning him so he got up and huffed a bit... I think he was tired from walking back from merica

Hey Gizmo, we have street ham near us too, I never been but it sounds yummy

My muma taught me a twick i knows already but in diffewent way fanks ti auntie liz done second time awound so vewy pweased mum says u can aways teach an owd dog ike me ne twicks i amny old am i?

Don't sniff my bottom too long I might growl this morning I went out to use the little staffies room and saw an invader of the feline kind. That won't do at all! I said to my mildly amusing dog friend Billy that he should chase it for me, and he obliged. This tired me out greatly so I came in and got back into bed to digest my breakfast.

Lexi reminds me of mia as a 3 year old

It's taken me ages to read about what you've all been up to, sounds like everyone is doing good. Lynn and the fat lad are back from their holidays now so I should be able to let you know what I've been up to again.
I went to live with Nicki when they went away and she was lovely to me, but it's much better at my own house.
I'll get Lynn to put some photos of me on here (the fat lad can't work it properly).
Speak soon everyone,
Theia

Theia, hi!!!!! Looking mighty fine i must say! Koda xx

Good to have u back theia

hi theia, i have misseded you and did wunder where you were. i am ded pleezed to see you bak.

Hi Theia I misted you, you can tell us all bout your hollybob I went out for walkies tonite & found a reeeely good smell Wen we got up to my field my frend Marvin was up there playin with his mummy & a STICK I like sticks so wen he put it down, I pinchded it off him I didn't really want to keep it cos it was toooo small but it made him chase me I like being chaseded almost as much as I like sticks, I did let him have it back

best way to gets yourself a chasin' katy. BEST WAY!
Mia you isn't old, your mummy's mean for saying dat. My Mummy's parents does sound a bits like you but not lots cos of they been down in london since they was young hoomins but they is from norf eest scotland and I seed you got Scotland on your profile. I is learning about profiles cos all of our hoomins has them wiv pictures of us and not them.

boo it is raning. i do not like raning. mummy did put my cote on yestuday and it did keep me dri but i do not think i did like it and i did not wont to run arownd or anything with it on. and it is coled so my brutha chaos and me are under the doovay were it is orl snuggulee

It's raning here too I haf a cote but mummy haf given up puttering it in me becas wen she does I walk sideways, she says I look like a crab and it's embarrassing!! I can't help it it does make me walk sideways!

I am refusing to go walkies I'm on my sofa wif my bak to mummy and nose under the kushon but I fink she is getting her shews on halp!!

i did ware my cote on my walk and it was ok, and i did not get orl coled and shivvury. i will think about liking my cote... maybee.

bie the way, evvreewon, it is my burthday on saturday and mummy sez i can hav a partee and you ar all invited and we can have sammun heds and she will make me a pilchard cake and we can do zoomies rownd the garden and orl sorts of fun things. are you orl coming?