What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Mia05 wrote:Maybe ur dadda gimme woast chickling i no a no nibble when ma mumma dus put ma cowar on

I no Mia, but i jus wanna play all time, an wen dad figgling wiv me cowar i fink he play wiv me

Ni nighty maya dis owd ady dows seep mumma wakes me in mornin wiv cowar and weed in er han my mumma no welize i sweepy i dows big staffy yawn an i snor on big squary fing

Mia05 wrote:Oh maya dat cowar sounds hard wurky i bark at big woody fing when someone dere i oping it someone wif a tweat

Daddy sed i am all tweeted owt for one day Mia, i still sleepy, and makey nice bum burp for dad after that chickling

Snory well wakey your dadda in mornin wif teef on wiggly fing wiw maka dada squeel

Tezzers wrote:

Mia05 wrote:Oh maya dat cowar sounds hard wurky i bark at big woody fing when someone dere i oping it someone wif a tweat

Daddy sed i am all tweeted owt for one day Mia, i still sleepy, and makey nice bum burp for dad after that chickling

Zzzzzzzzzz

Mia05 wrote:Wewl diz owld wady does  tire i has sore eggs but i does jumpy on square fing fur long sleepy nighty maya  i does hope u dweam of woast chickling i duws dreem of wamb tweets zzzzzzzzzzz

Nite Nite Mia, was gwate chat wiv you.

Mia05 wrote: well wakey your dadda in mornin wif teef on wiggly fing wiw maka dada squeel

I seen dat wiggly fing in mornin wen daddy get out of square thingy, and i is wurking on a pwan Mia.

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Tezzers wrote:

AussieStaff wrote:Roast chicken nom nom nom!!!

I ad that for my lunch Koda, and for mi din dins i ad kibble wiv chicking gwavy poured on top.

Gravy too ? What this is outrageous, I will be demanding better service from my humans !!!!

Tezzers wrote:

Mia05 wrote:Bless you maya theres a big wide world fo explore hen with horses  cows sheep pigs and big noisy tractors maybe a big deer with horns. Bet you can't wait

I weckon i will get ded confuzed, coz i never seen any of these fings before. I was in garden wiv dad earlier tho an i was watch mahoosive birdies flying over. dad sed they call flaro panes or summat.

Let me know if you ever catch one of those flaro panes, I never caught one yet !!!

i do mis all the konversashun at nite becoz mummy turns my conputa off. but then she dus good cuggles for ages wile she looks at that book thing she likes every nite. i ated one yesterday to see what all the fus was about. it woz ok, but not as good as a bone.

mummy had empteed my paggling pool . she sez it is becoz it was full of sumthin call mozkee toes and that she will fill it up agane today, but i could not see any toes at all so i am ded suspishus.

Moskitos are bad chaos siwy doggy eat ir mummas book

AussieStaff wrote:

Gravy too ? What this is outrageous, I will be demanding better service from my humans !!!!

Yeah, but you get wump stake Koda

AussieStaff wrote:
Let me know if you ever catch one of those flaro panes, I never caught one yet !!!

Will do Koda. I is wurkin on a pwan to get on woof to make it eazyer.

LizP wrote:i do mis all the konversashun at nite becoz mummy turns my conputa off. but then she dus good cuggles for ages wile she looks at that book thing she likes every nite. i ated one yesterday to see what all the fus was about. it woz ok, but not as good as a bone.

mummy had empteed my paggling pool . she sez it is becoz it was full of sumthin call mozkee toes and that she will fill it up agane today, but i could not see any toes at all so i am ded suspishus.

I ope mi daddy get me a pagglin pule, day luke gwate funny.

My mummy got me a paggling pule but I don't like it so you can have mine Maya, I only like water when granddad puts the hoze on. I try and ete the watur. Its grate fun,made grandad laurf so much he said his lung hyrt.

Mistys Mum wrote:My mummy got me a paggling pule but I don't like it so you can have mine Maya, I only like water when granddad puts the hoze on. I try and ete the watur. Its grate fun,made grandad laurf so much he said his lung hyrt.

Aw Fanks for offer Misty, but dad say they not ekspensiv so will buy me one. I glad you made grandad larf, funni fings dem hoomans

Oh fyoo! mummy has putted mor worta in my paggling pool! and it is all funny and cleen so i can see the bottum agane.

do you not do biskit bobbing in your paggling pool, misty? it is won of the best games.

Mummy put some toys in the poole for me but I'm so clever i just stretched my neck and reached in and got then. I didn't kneed to put my feet in at all. Mummy didn't put any food in for me but I have a feleing she may do now.

HOT TIP !!!

When you hear the humans getting ready for bed quickly pounce on it !
When Daddy hops in make sure you move over to Mummy’s side quickly.
Shut your eyes as quick as possible as Mummy won’t move you then, she will squeeze in around you
SUCCESS !!! A) You stay on the bed, B) She keeps you warm !!  

You’re welcome. Koda x

sounds like a plan koda

that is a verry cleva plan, koda. i will remember it if my mummy ever thinks about not letting me on my bed. by the way, you look ded like my brutha chaos when you are upside down. and sometimes otherwyz too.

we did get a new toy yesterday . it is called a tiya and it cummed off daddys bysikul.



i can play with it on my owne or i can do tuggings with my brutha chaos. mummy sez we hav to be kareful coz it dus probubly hav sumthing called wiya in it but we are alwayz kareful

Aww liz millie is a wee cutie bet she looked to see if you were watching

mummy did sumthing ded odd last night. i had just got all cumfy pressed right aganest her with my legs stuck out like they should be wen mummy got up and went round the other side of the bed and got in again. on the rong side! so now i was in the rong place to do snugglings and it was very confuzing. but then i deciydid the best woud be to clime over mummy so i was on the rite side agane but i did have to push her a bit becoz she had not lefted me any room. mummy did larf lots, wich was not fare. i will keep an iy on her to make shur she dus not do that agane!

great its your bed but you have to get up and go round to the other side to make rook for yourself mia kicked my stomach last night trying to stretch

LizP wrote:mummy did sumthing ded odd last night. i had just got all cumfy pressed right aganest her with my legs stuck out like they should be wen mummy got up and went round the other side of the bed and got in again. on the rong side! so now i was in the rong place to do snugglings and it was very confuzing. but then i deciydid the best woud be to clime over mummy so i was on the rite side agane but i did have to push her a bit becoz she had not lefted me any room. mummy did larf lots, wich was not fare. i will keep an iy on her to make shur she dus not do that agane!

Your Mummy needs to learn !!

I'm a bit sad tonight My Mummy came home and my Daddy was laying down on the lounge and my Mummy cooked dinner and told me that Daddy was real tired from renovating our house, I didn't understand what that means I just know I was real happy Daddy took me for a walk before he lay down. Then they ate dinner and I lay under Mummy's feet at the table, I know not to ask for humans food there. Then Mummy took me to kitchen for small treat (BBQ steak), then she had to do some stuff and I kept smashing my chewed rope toy into her legs then she got mad at me and Daddy took it (& me !) outside where it's cold. Mummy came & got me soon after a while and I gave Mummy kisses and stared at Daddy, now I am taking myself off to bed (the big one of course!). They did tell me they have bought us a new house and we move in 1 weeks time, they say I will love it, I hope so and I hope it has a fireplace so I can lay right in front of it all night long !!! Koda x

Another cushion exploded under my paws again last nite

substandard kushuns, flo. that is the onlee eksplanashun.

don't wurree, koda. hoomanses do have funnee moods and they do not alwaze apreesheeate us proplee. but they do luv us reelee, i think.

-Ian- wrote:Another cushion exploded under my paws again last nite

Oh Flo you need to make daddy take it back to the shop, they shouldn't explode when you stand on them
Koda you have steak AGAIN for your dinner, you are soooo lucky, I helped mummy with her Tucky flied chicken yesterday

im doing the voices whevever someone posts is that wrong?

I could find you the name of a good shrink Crystal, or you could just enjoy yourself doing it

It's worrying when cushions can't be trusted, I have similar problems wiv the dooofays.

Koda I fink renovating's like hoovering so your daddy was proberly knackered. My humans are always knackered after hoovering. hoovering's when they get the bad machine that goes "wheee" and it eats all of the carpet bits.

my tummy hurts cos of I had tripe and beef mince den I had TWO sardine lollys and den I found three eggs off of the hens so I ated them too.

The hens ated my last lolly cos I was busy barking at the floating people up high.

Thats a great feed, i bet your bellys real round now!!

Flo that sounds fun, do you get more exploding cushions??

Oh man I'm soooooo happy today!!! I slept between Mummy & Daddys shoulders all night long, it was real toasty and soooo soft! Then i got up & attacked the paper waste bin in Daddys office, he got real excited yehhhhh!!!

Aww koda you are a bundle of joy bet theres never a dull moment in your house

Never ! I get to see Uncle Neil tomorrow too !!!!!

Woo hoo!! Bet you love uncle neil as he will let you off with murder

oh fyoo! i did avurt a neer deesasta this morning. mummy did neerly forget to wake up! daddy letted me out evver so kwyutly so i could play with my brutha chaos but then i notissed that mummy was nowere to be seen that was so verry wurrying so i did go to finded her but the dor to her bedroom was closeded so i did have to stand owtside and yip. then she did come and let me in so i could get back into bed for my cuggle. i had beened owtside and did have cold wet feets so it was good to warm them up on mummy's tummy.

Mia05 wrote:Woo hoo!! Bet you love uncle neil as he will let you off with murder

True !!

As mi pals ken i kno likey the rain, mummy dis taketh me oot i gotty up and doon 2 flights of steppies myself nae struggles steped back in howse and heard the litter patter thingy no good got back in and lyed on furry fing jus in time . Mammie told me pitter patter fing came on again i luked at her and sighs i mi ly on square fing when mumma goes to earn pennies its a dughies life twue enuff .

tooday i am my tenmunthsold. i did have a big bone for my brekfust to selubrate.

last nite we did kwyer praktiss. we did sing Bark.

LizP wrote:tooday i am my tenmunthsold. i did have a big bone for my brekfust to selubrate.

last nite we did kwyer praktiss. we did sing Bark.

Happy tenmunthsold! I like the singing !! Koda x

Poor Mia, I hated the rain too. It stole the last bit of my walk today.

Happy birthday Millie, your choir is dead good and you shud be on the exfacter.

exfacter Sorry the rain stole the end of your walk, I think you can get a refund ?

I am well confused. Sat morning Mummy took me for a real long walk and when I got home Uncle Neil had just turned up ! I loved jumping all over him and I gave his face and neck a bath with my tongue, I didn't forget the ears tho ! But then he left me, he went out with Mummy & Daddy and they were gone all day long ! But then they came home and Uncle Neil stayed over !!! I was SOOO excited I slept on his bed all night long to make sure he was warm. Then yesterday they all went out again and left me all day on my own, they said they were painting the new house and I was told to pack up my toys to move them to the new house next week !! I hope they have the interwebz connected so I can blog ! Anyway, when they got home I heard Uncle Neil but he got in his car and drove off, he told Mummy he was exhausted and couldn't come inside to play with me as needed a bath - I could have given him one of those !! I played with Daddy for a while and then cuddled with Mummy on the lounge then when they went to bed I sat outside the bedroom door from where Uncle Neil stayed as it was shut and I hoped I could find him inside but the door never opened and I was real sad, Mummy said that she just shut the door coz she was packing up the house and didn't want me in there, I hope she didn't pack up Uncle Neil !!! I hope he knows our new address for when we move next week, I'll be real sad if he doesn't know and we can't play ! Today though Daddy took me to Nana & Grandpa's, and I got to lick Grandpa's leg and nearly got Nana to wrestle on the floor with me when I leapt on her, it made her REAL excited !! Koda x

i wunder if your unkul neel has hamneeshur and keeps forgetting that he should be with you, koda? your nana sownds grate fun, ressuling an all.

i did waked my mummy up at kwortapastfive this morning and she did eksklame with dlite, the she did getted up and she and daddy tooked us to the beech . we did not takeded my sista nola coz she just buggers off looking for tentses so she can snufful up peepuls brekfusts.

we did have grate fun with our chuckit and i did even do proper swimming in the big waves but then daddy throo our speshul WB (that our wissuly ball) and it did go in the worta and did drown and we did look and look and look but we could not find it becoz the worta is all dirty with sand and stuff. poor WB. my brutha chaos was deestrort becoz he dus not wont to play chuckit with a hordinury ball, only with WB.

wen we got out of the worta it was a bit cold and i was

ooooh hai furiends! I dudn't see this until just naow!

Maybubs you can halp me werk somefing out... do any of you know wat yearly glands are???? Mummy says I need to visit the furdokter cos I has smellz from mah yearly glands!!!! I'm a bit scared....

Anyways I had funtimes at Nannys at the weekend!! I found a huge stick, bigger than any I ever saw before my eyes were liek so I did the only thing I cud dooooo I picked it up and ZOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEED .. I may have ran into mummy's legs with it, she made a noise that sounded like cluck. She showed me the bruise on her leg later that day and OMG did you know human don't have ANY fur!! I was shocked!

Anyways I'm sulking cos mummy says I can't have any more carrots this week because I do eggy puff puffs ... hrumph

Ohhh STICK!!!! ruuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I've not done any zoomies today cos my tummy doesn't feel too good. Mummy gave me treats last nite & they upset my tummy, I got her up at 2.30am & 2.50 cos I needed to go out It turns out they weren't treats but medicine Mummy promised me that we would go back to our old medicine cos it didn't make me poorly. Did lots of poos & smelly bottom burps today