What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

We is home! Hollidayses is grate, but home is best reely.

Happy burfday Katy and glad you is back home Millie.

I had a nice surprise today, after Mum & Dad got back from a place they called hoursebital (I wasn't allowed to go) they took me to my Big park and I met Terrence I thought he had moved far away but he came back and we did play

When Terrence had to go home (I love Terrence, he's so handsome ) I went Squirrel chasing and met a nuver dog called Boston a terrier. He looked a bit odd and not like others called Boston I've seen but he ran around with me and we had fun.

I am now taking over the Sofa... It is MINE

welcome home liz and glad you had fun flo, i did chase a seegull diz smorning tho they're more the size of a small dug here

Welcome home Millie, I bet you had a real good holiday in Fronce !! My Mummy & Daddy went on a holiday to Melbourne, I wonder if that's close by ??

Flo Terrence sounds fun & then squirrel chasing WOW !! I have never seen squirrels & Mia I have never seen seagulls either Have you seen kangaroos though ? They are HUGE ! And wombats.

My Mummy & Daddy left me home alone all day long today Daddy says he will stay home with me tomorrow now, I better get boomer ball OR ELSE !! >=P

you have neveer seen a seagull koda? never seen a roo owny on the tele and was wif a bear and a donkey

A roo with a bear & a donkey ??

Nope, Mummy said I've never seen a seagull. We have lots of birds but no seagulls at home.

Welcome home from France Millie, did your conservatory reappear while you was gone?

I has been on high-alert fox patrol all of today and I dun a giant poo where the stupid fox killed Frosty so the fox knows I means business. Upstairs is hooovering so I'm going to go hide in my cave til they're done.

Dad did Hoover the grass in the garden this afternoon, I just layed on my Deck and watched even when it got close to me (normally I sit in the way ) they not scary really

I did more Squirrel chasing today and I looked for giant Roo's but I don't know what they is Koda, are they really big Squirrels

Glad yor bak from holibobs Millie, hope yu didn't get any of them worm fings
I's rippin up my rudby ball that I got for my burfday Mummy sayz I not to use my tin snips on it don't no wat she meanz i's only usin my teeths its got a big ole in it now

Sunds ije fun katy hope u aye aw your tweets

Only ad some off my tweets Mia, mummy doesn't want me to get fat
but i's havin grate fun killin rudby ball

Your mammy will have to get the noisy fing owt soon

but shurly that's wot borls are for, rippings and killings?

no, gizmo, our konsurvatree is not proply back yet but it is a bit back. it's sort of ther but there is no glas so it is a bit coled! mummy sez that unkul ben (he's not a reel unkul but is ded nice like won) had a problum last week.

mummy is looking for our nekst holliday!!!

Oh Millie how exciting, new conservatory to be finished AND another holiday !!! Are you coming to Stralia ????

is straylia in fronce? if it is we might be close! mummy is asking abowt a howse neer sumwer corled dee-ep.

it is getting ded coled heer, i am stil under the doovay.

I haven't heard of dee'ep?? Are you not coming for my birthday this week?? :O

I HAVE A BALL THAT GOES "EEEEEEP!"

What flavor Gizmo ??

is tennis ball flavour, and i have nearly got off all of the fluffy bits so it's all proper.

dee-ep is in fronce too, koda, not far from were we wur last week, wich meens it's fab!

i don't no why they put that fluf on borls, gizmo. they are so much more properer wen its all been taked off. is it still gowing eeeeeep or have you killeded it yet?

burthday? you bet i'll be there!!! is we gowing to play gameses? and eet the nobs off the barbeecyoo?

Your burthday is close to mine Koda mummy said we is Libras must be som hanimal I havn't seen yet

Ohhh near France, i hope no more nasty worms remember Katys advice 'bum on floor, bum on floor!'.

Tennis ball flavoured EEEEEP ball sounds fun!! Want to bring it to my party?

Katy i so confused now coz Mummy days I'm English SBT but i live in Straylia and now your Mummy says I'm Libra???? :O Our birthdays are real close YAY, today Mummy says is birthday eve but we have party on Sunday EVERYONE is invited - there will be BBQ steak, boomer ball, party games like who can get the knobs off the BBQ quickest - warning tho I'm pretty good at that one!!! We can all sleep on King bed, & Uncle Neil is coming over too!!!!!!!!!!!

That's real confusing Koda You havin a partee I didn't get 1 So if I come to straylia can we share partee

i hope your mummy feels ded giltee for not letting you hav a partee, katy.

boomer borl!!! i cant wate to play with boomer borl. we don't have a boomer borl

Oh Millie you need to get boomer ball, best thing ever!!!

Katy YES we can share party, i hope all our friends come!!!!!!!!

I all phrustrated I haf been staring at my sweetie cubord for AGES! Why won't anyone gif me a biskit my mummy is so meen :cry

I liek tennis borls eggspecially the fluffy bits that get stuck in my teef!!

Gettin weely cold here i stay under da covers in da mornin and i heer mum take my lead offa door handle i stay nice and snuggly. Then mum ruins it an strips cover off me den i must go owt. Den when i come back i look at my tweet cupboardy wag my tail and give a howl mum gets the message

Axl & Mia your Mums sound mean, have you tried a Daddy instead?? Theres lots of them!

I AM TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!!!!!!!!!! Im big boy now they say & I'm getting special treats!!!

Happytwoyeerold birfday!!!

I have tried daddy but he is unda strict instructions from mummy to not gif me biskits unless I do good boy fings! I am ded good but no treats yet I need to do better good boy fings...

Happy birthday Koda, 2 years old wow, yur looking gooood
I's real xcited now but watch out i's grate with boomer
Millie yu must tell mummy to get yu a boomer, they is great fun I loooove mine

OMG! OMG! Upstairs's human did give me the bestest rawhide ever and I am nom nom nom on the sides so it is all of the mashy bits on the duvet.

Mummy has been trapped cos I done sit on her. She took ages getting home on account of the bloomingtrain. I dunno what that is, but it is MEAN not letting Mummy home on time.

happy tooyeeroled burthday, koda

mashy bits of choo in the doovay is grate, isnt it? lots of likkings later wen you fancy a little sumthing!

i have aninportantjob today. silly my brutha chaos did looz his WB (wissly borl) in the long gras yesterday but it was neerly dark so mummy could not see it. i am super ded good at finding wb's so mummy sez it is my job today to find it. he is ded silly, that chaos. he does luv wb as much as i do - we both have to have won wen we is doing chasings - but then he gets stracted by mouses and things under the hej so then he drops his wb and unles mummy or daddy is looking we cant find it agane. boys are silly things

I dun a swear

Wen did yu swear Gizmo? I didn't heer it

Don't worry Gizmo my mummy always sweers but she ses oopsie afterwards to make it betterer then all is forgiven!

Happy Birfday Koda, sorry I missed it yesterday but Dad was on the puter thing moaning about someone called Moét

We have new cusions ... Hope these one won't explode

I don't think anyone saw you swear Gizmo

new kushuns? i think you need to test them, flo. just to make shur they are safe.

we hav fownded the wb! yay yay yippee yippee yay!

my mummy sez rood wurds too but she dusn't bother with the oopsie!

Ian! !

I had a wee tin of macawel today and it barely touched da sides mum did wash makawel in tin fing befa a got it dunno wot makawel tasted like barely touched the sides

Makawel sounds nom nom!

I'm having my party today!!!! Its going to be 35c Mummy said we can have swims too!!!!

I have tuna and spwing water but mum says she will wait till tomowow before i eated it dats terribly aas its wude to keep an owd wady waiting

mummy has got sum trottas out of the freeza. do you think they are to bring to yor partee, koda?

why is yor mummy making you wate, mia? that's meen.

mummy lited the fire yesturday. my brutha chaos and me we did lie in front of it for ajiz.

I hope so Millie!!!! Uncle Neil is on his way now, ill see you real soon!!!

Mackwell is the bestest next to sardines of all the fishies.
I is concerned. Mummy keeps talking about her going highlands for holiday but I don't want mummy to go up high, it's bad for humans. How is she fitting all of my toys and acksessories in her bag for taking with? She can't be thinking of leaving me

Gizmo come to Straylia, i live 20 mins from Southern Highlands so we can see your Mummy after my party!!!

Hey guys axl's mummy here I just wanted to say I do not sweat and I don't say oopsies afterwards, I also don't withhold treats from his highness he had just inhaled his dinner the little fatty! Anyway he's dying to get on here so I'm off again but before I do I just wanted to say you guys are the best and I love your stories!!

Ohmydog!! How barrassing mummy!!!!! She's lying everyone she does sweer she did it this morning when I got eggcited and knocked her cup o tea all over the place!

oh no, axl. you've dun it agane! my mummy has that wet stuff on her fase agane.