What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
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Theia x

grate photo of the sheepies ian, chaos your hoose souns a lot of fun. i had salmon and raspberry yesterday and it was fabulous i didnt share any wiv mum i was also smelly a wee while wich warmed the hoose up

Can I come to the beach too ? Mum hasn't taken me yet coz she says I am too naughty, how does she know if she hasn't taken me ?

I do know those are sheeps coz my Mum is from New Zealand she says. I wonder if that's next to the big park in Lundon ?? I have never seen a pink one though, maybe it has been a little too long in the sun and no shelter ??

I have had a real fun day coz it's Fathers Day here today so my Nana & Grandpa came over to spend time with us and I got to lick Grandpa's legs which makes him real excited coz he's real old (like about 12 dog years) then when he was sitting on the toilet I shoved the door open and we could all see him and we all had a laugh coz he couldn't get up to shut it Then I got to 'Skype' (Mum says) my human sister who is in Canada, she was real happy to see me, she says I can come visit but Daddy says no coz it's not near Lundon  Then Mummy & Daddy went out for dinner coz they is getting a new kitchen she says so I thought I would have BBQ for dinner, just one knob/button tonight though otherwise it makes Daddy too excited !

I hope you all have a fun naughty weekend! Koda x PS Have the new dogs & owners not found us here yet ??

mummy has just showeded me your jumpy jumpy pikshurs, koda. you do ded good jumpings! i think all your hoomans are very luky to have you to do speshul likkings and things.

sammun and razbry sownds yummy, mia. i'm not suprized you didn't share!

i did have a scareeness this morning. i woz lying on mummy's bed when she was in the rane thing getting wet and suddenly there was a noyze! it went beebeebeep beebeebeep beebeebeep! i'm shur i have never hurd that noyze before. i did run away.

You should have eaten the beepbeepbeepbeepbeep thing then it cant get you no more! Your Mummy muat have put it there to scare you! :/

we had a monsta in the gardun!!!! it was ded humungus and verree verree noyzee. we did bark at it lots till mummy sed we did have to come in.



it has maded a big hole in the flor were our konservatry woz. can we not have our konservatry bak, it is a good hole but not verree kumfy.

pee ess. my brutha chaos sez you must not larf at that littul line down his bak that is his hakkul. it is only a verree littul hakkul but he dus not need mor coz he is so buch.

Hi!!!!! I thought you all went to the beach without me and i was real sad! Koda xx

Looks like a scary machine no surprised you barked

HI KODA I STILL not been to the beach, but at least mummy's walking me proper again. We went to the big pond park and I runned lots and den went to sleep.

I chased a fox through a hole in a fence and found another garden for me to play in. It was brilliant. I fort maybe it was going to be Millie and Chaos and Nola's garden cos of there is conservatree but I din't see none of you.

I was at work with mummy today at my friend Polly's garden, I was really good cos I didn't go in her pond this time We got home from work & I got out the car, my bestest friend Wednesday came up to call for me so we went for walkies. We met a scottie dog, mummy says it was, she was nice I gave her a good snuffling I got home for a sleep then mummy's fone thingy made a noise & she said did I want to play with Bella? Did I !!!!!
So we went out for anuther walkies to meat Bella, I like her she plays chasey games with me I'm pooped now so I'm going to bed

Today is wednesday, how is your friend a day? Is this like Jack Russel where there are lots?

I LOST MY VIRGINITY YESTERDAY!!!!!!! True story!

congratulations koda are there going to be wee cute bundles of fluff in the coming months?

I will know in a couple of days. Delta is HOTTTTT!! K. x

I had noperation so I don't know 'bout all of this. Did you gets telled off?

hot as in roasting oh my koda u wee minx

Hot as in boom-chicka-wow-wow! Awwww an operation?? :O Me no operation Mummy says for Xmas i get one! I didnt get telled off, I'm just glad i knew what to do - all that practice on the towels paid off!!

oh koda

Mum says Xmas puds!!

Goblin wrote:Today is wednesday, how is your friend a day? Is this like Jack Russel where there are lots?

I no its a funny name for a dog but shes luvly. I don't no why her mummy called her that but before I was born Wednesday had a sister called Thursday too Her mummy has had lots of setters.
Wow Koda are you goin to be a daddy You are clever, good job you praktised with them towels Bet your babies will be beautiful like you

i have no idea wot you ar talking about, with towuls and opratshuns and things. but then i am only 11 munths and 15 days oled. and i am sorry to heer you losted your vurginitee, koda. is that as like wen i losted my favrit wissuly ball in the see? you must be ded sad. wich shows how crool my mummy is coz she's making all those snorty noyzes she dus wen she thinks sumthing's funnee.

Liz

I havy had a wee play with ma ball in howse i had a wee happy growly noise and my mummy is laughing at me dnt kno why?

i did hav a grate new toy yestuday! i think it woz corled a race trak, coz i could run up and down it kwikly. it is hard to eksplane so i will show you



aparuntlee it is made of sumthing corled konkreet. i did get a bit distractid a kupul of times becoz there woz also grate diggings to be dun



mummy did eksklame with dilite wen she did see wot i woz dooing and then that man corled ben, the won ho has stolened our konsurvatree, did cum and he and mummy did larf lots and he did get us all eksited to do mor diggings but then he did put lots of briks on my race trak so i canot race ther ennee mor

Wher hhus ur conservatree gone ? I hope it doesnt come back it will give u a nuw place to exploree

LizP wrote:i have no idea wot you ar talking about, with towuls and opratshuns and things. but then i am only 11 munths and 15 days oled.

You are real close to a birthday & LOADS of treats !!!!!

Jenc wrote:

Goblin wrote:Today is wednesday, how is your friend a day? Is this like Jack Russel where there are lots?

I no its a funny name for a dog but shes luvly. I don't no why her mummy called her that but before I was born Wednesday had a sister called Thursday too Her mummy has had lots of setters.
Wow Koda are you goin to be a daddy You are clever, good job you praktised with them towels Bet your babies will be beautiful like you

What if she had more than 7 babies, she would run out of names ??

I hope I did ok, I don't know yet I had fun !!

LizP wrote:i did hav a grate new toy yestuday! i think it woz corled a race trak, coz i could run up and down it kwikly. it is hard to eksplane so i will show you

Wow that is very very cool, and look at your paw prints I bet you went REAL fast especially when your Mum did see and the man who stole your conservatory !!

Too many fings got the same names. I confused.

I did go to Crystal Palace today, but I didn't see your mummy Mia so I reckon it's not your house.
Last night I did do lots of Barks cos Daddy said that the 'The Bloody Australians was having anova bloody party all bloody night.' so I helped by telling them off. I was yelling that if Koda's having parties wivout us den I fink that's super unfair and why can't me and Princess come over to play cos we is right next door. I think these might be other Australians cos I heard Mummy asking Daddy if these ones is Bogans. I fink Bogans is maybe like a mastiff cos daddy said they drool.

Aww Gizmo I wish you come to my place for play, today I had boomer ball, chase birds, yap at neighbours, BBQ sausages, and little sleeps in the sun! There was no party though

Crystal palace have u any idea how many times between crystal palace crydtal maze and crystal chandalier if i had a tenner anytime anyone mentioned this id never need to work again

oh fyoo! i thort i mite have misseded a partee! i am alreddy sad that i did misseded playing with koda and his booma borl but to have misseded a partee too would hav been eevun sadderer.

Did your conservatree come back yet millie?

No mummy sez it will come bak but it will take a fyoo weeks becoz it has to be maded by that ben but i do want it now becoz i do stand at the dor in my livving room and asks to be letted into my konsurvatree and mummy opended the door for me and i woz owtside!

That must be reel confusing Millie hope yu get it bak soon. If yu want yu can come to my howse & play boomer with me, as long as yu make lots of noizes like I do Mummy sayz I sound like Cheeta from sumfing called a tarzan film

Katy you have boomer too? I bark at mine and go mental, I WILL get whole thing in mouth one day for sure! Why did Ben steal your tree Millie??

Koda it's called Conservatree but it's not a tree at all its really a seefroo room with all plants and chairs and stuff. My dog mummy and daddy and nana and ganpa's house did have one.

I don't got a boomer ball.

Conservtree? Conserve is jam for on morning toast and tree is well tree, so its a tree that makes jam oh man i would want that back too, greedy greedy man Ben!!! :/

Gizmo you can come play my boomer ball any time, im just down road from essex and lundon they say, im in straylia. BUT someone did steal our kitchen and now a man is putting another one in but its taking ages, but BBQ still works - i didnt eat all the knobs off!

Oh hai furiends! Mammy taked my compooter off me cos I puked up on the floor and made daddy go white! I haf been sleepies alllllllll weekend my tummy was hurted

Hi Axl hope your tummy is better now, I had bad tummy too on satatday & was sick 2 times I feelin better now, mummy said I propably ate sumthin I shouldn't
Koda I go crazy bark bark at my boomer too, but don't fink I could ever get it in my mouth

Debs01 wrote:Oh hai furiends! Mammy taked my compooter off me cos I puked up on the floor and made daddy go white! I haf been sleepies alllllllll weekend my tummy was hurted

Aaaaaaaaaaaxl, hi !!! Sorry to hear you had a puke, I hope your Mum & Dad have been giving you nice treats now to make you feel real better, can't wait til you come over for a play soon (don't puke on my Mummy's new floor she will go real mad!) >

oh yum! vomit! i do love eeting vomit. can i have yors if you dont wont it, axl? my brutha chaos sickeded up his fishy hed the other day and i did wont to eet it but mummy sed i'd eeted enuf fishy hed and she did give it to the chikins insted and they did gobbul it up.

i do not have a booma borl.

I wonted to eated it but mammy sed "leeeeeeeeveit" wich cofoosed me and before I new it mammy had used the whishy washy fing I liek to bite to cleen it up!! Daddy was walking in circles making funny noises so I jumped on him insted cos I'm sure he wonted to play!

Hope ur tummy better soon axl xxxx

After i twipped up a stair i jummped and lay on the big square thing for a cuddle with my mammie and a kiss mum loves kisses and cuddles i reckon as she snuggles into mee.

Daddy did give me a fishy lolly but I din't feel like eating so I left it on Mummy's bed as a presant. I have never heard such screams of joy.

Will do again.

Can I haf your fishy lolly next time?? I fink I wud love maybe I will tell mammy I want one with my fewd stare!

Goblin wrote:Daddy did give me a fishy lolly but I din't feel like eating so I left it on Mummy's bed as a presant. I have never heard such screams of joy.

Will do again.

you do not like fishy lollies??? are you still feeling porlee or sumthing?

We did help that ben yesturday. he was veree pleezed. furst we did help him spred sum stuff around:



then he did put sum sheets of stuff on top and we did run arownd on it. it was ded slippy. then he did por sum more of that konkreet stuff on top and my brutha chaos did run rite acros the middul. mummy did take him into the rane room to have his footses woshed.

Hello my wee staffy pals heres mia after her walk tarting with a neighbours jack russell and having a play with her ball



Sorry i never used a funny text today

that is a very good borl, mia. my mummy sends you a big sloppy kiss