What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
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Theia x

Shure they dnt millie mummy just went a walkie wif me was weely cauld and misty glad i curled sleeping on the big square thing. Mum nipped out by herself after my walkies came back and her bag had no tweets for me how terrible wot will i do wifout the tweets .

Mum got me tweets had a coos lug and a denta stick i also have liver, choc jazzles, and a packet of open sausages i suspect someone has been feeding another dog my sausages. Oh no forgetting my tripe .

My Daddy told me yesterday morning I had to stay with my Mummy and look after her , so I did. We slept ALL day long and sometimes I gave her little licks on her face to make sure she was ok then we went back to sleep again. She really isn't well at all coz I got my big tug toy and shoved it against her legs like 10 times yesterday and she just pushed it away, so I jumped back beside her and kept giving her cuddles all day and all night long. My Dad said I was real good so I got boomer ball last night, I went nuts !!

Proud of mia as she made her usual walk and here she is

Belated wonyeerold birthday Millie sorry I missed yor birfday partee somefing orful happened mummy had to taked me to the dogtor becus my butt butt was hurted!! The dogtor sed it was my glans and she put her fingers in my butt butt to eggspress them I was ded brave but it did hurted me and I was whimpering for ages after my mummy finks she was too ruff and bruised me but I yam all better now

Anofer orful fing happened today as well I was practicing doing big boy wee wees and as I cocked my leg I fell down a little hole and toppled over mummy was larfing so much she did do a piggy snort it was not funny!!

Oh axl u have to be careyful pal them holes have a way of sneaking up on you when u least expect it.

Oh axl u have to be careyful pal them holes have a way of sneaking up on you when u least expect it.

Oh Axl hope your butt butt is better soon. You forgot the advice at doktors (bum on floor, bum on floor)

I did forget you are rite!! I fink its because my dogtor was cuggling me she made me forget grrrr

Oh deer dogtors ar sneaky, they no cuggles ar our favrite fings

Oh Axl your poor butt butt AND falling leg down hole, i hope you got lots of treats and its nicer now!!

Nana & Grandpa came over so I got lots of pats & got to lick Grandpa's legs AND mop up the lunch he left on the floor Then Mummy went to Scotty's and says he is butcher, I don't know what that means but it's real good because she bought me steak there !!! We are having BBQ tonight, i can't wait ! Best day EVER !!!

koda you arey spoiled butcher is good as he wull give pelnta goodies enjoy!

bonjor too le mond, je sweez on fronce!

that's the ded funnee torking they do heer, coz we is on our hollidays! i woz not too shur abowt hollidays to start off with coz we did have to spend AYJIZ in the car and then the car did go into a bit metul thing with utha cars (apparuntlee it is corled a ferree) and we woz lefted there for owers and owers and owers (mummee sed it woz only won ower but i'm shur it woz mor). enneeway, we did then get out of the ferree and droved to a ded good beech and we did do runnings and i did jumped up at a laydee who did speek that funnee stuff.

we have got a ded good howse to stay in with bunnees in the gardin and we can do lots of chasings. there are big blak and wite dogs in a feeld nekst to our gardin and my sista nola did go in the feeld to jump in the smellee pond but the big dogs did cum and snif hur and she woz ded scared so sez she wont go in ther agane. mummy sez that is a good thing!

i'm verree sorree to heer about yor bottum and yor foots, axl. i hope you are betta soon. how is yor mummy, koda?

Mummy was very noisy all last night so I kept sighing at her cos she woked me up lots. Den she hardly tooked me for a walk at all. Not impressed. Daddy kept saying she was cold, but dat silly cos I was cuddled up to her so she wasn't cold.

I did chases the fox lots this morning an I gots over-'cited and chased da hens and daddy used his big voice so I runned inside.

Oh Millie that sounds amazing, i havent had holidays yet but they sound fun, i hope Mum gets me some soon!! Tell Nola to stay away from the fence, the big dogs sounds scary! My Mum is getting better, yay, thank you she says. How long do you have tospeak funny for?

Gizmo your Mum sounds dead mean & your Daddy a bit too, want to come to Straylia?? You can!!

Went for a big ride in Mummys truck, had scrambled eggs, played boomer ball, had cuddles, sunbaked in hammock with Mummy, had BBQ sausages, best day EVER!!!!! Koda x

no egges, no trucks, no sunshine, no boomer ball and no nuffin but mud. I DON'T LIKE NINGLAND.

edit - and mummy sneezeded on my face.

Gizmo my mummy did a snorty larf at yore mummy sneezing in your phace! Mummies are meen!!

I haf a furry cuggly kong mummy sed it was perfect for zoomies cos I can't break anyfing chucking it round! I'm not sure it's a bit scaree I don't like it much

We have beened on a grate walk! We did go for eva such a long way into woodses that did go down and down and down for eva and then we did come out at a big riva that was so ded wide my sista nola could not have swimmed acros if mummy had let her but mummy sed it did look ded fast worta so she woz not alowed. but the reesun it woz such a grate walk is that i did fined the bestest poo ever and i did eet lots and mummy sed i must leev it but i did swollow it kwik! ha ha ha. then i did fined sum mor yummee poo and i did eeted that too. so it is troo that they do have grate food in fronce (we metted a french dog and that he how he did say it).

i do not think fronce is neer yoo is it gizmo, or els you cood cum heer and eet poo with me insted of having to put up with your crool mummy and no eggses.

Sownds like yor avin a grate holiday Millie even if they do speek funny Went to see my frend Wednesday tonite as mummy said she was bit poorly Her daddy took her for a walk & a nasty Germin Sheperd ran up & bitted her on her face She was ok wen we saw her but her mummy ad put the madjic creem on that my mummy uses on me, so she will be better soon. I no the doggie that bit her cos she tryed to get me befor & i's scared off her

Gizmo Ningland sounds terrible, you should leave! & report your Mummy sneezed on your face!!

Millie dont eat the poo you might get sore belly and then go doctor (remember Katys advice bum on floor bum on floor!!). Holidaay sounds fun tho, i hope i can go to France.

Axl i can test your new toy if you like??

Katy im sorry Wednesday not well, im glad you all have magic cream. What a mean shephard!!! I'll get him!!!

Mummy says 36c today so i can have paddle pool yay!!!!!

IM A BE A DAD, IM A BE A DAD!!!! In 4-5 weeks my Mummy says! Delta is looking very radiant! Koda xx

Aww staffy puppies

Yay Koda yu is cleva, want to sea fotos off yor babies

I will i will! Thank you for being interested. Mummy is going back to work today, i liked having her home for 1 week!

Gwad ur mummas better koda . Now ur mum can make money for tweetsand bbq steak

you have makeded babees, koda! that is ded clever. mummy sez you will have things corled reesponsurbillitees. is that wot my brutha chaos had choppeded off?

we did have rane yesturday but daddy did still taked us for a ded long walk up and down hills and we are still having a ded good holliday. my sista nola did catched a big bunny - apparuntlee it is corled a hair eeven thow its hair was not veree long - eeven thow we were orl on our leeds! She is ded kwik.

Oh nola u are kwik gwad ur having a grate holiddee

My human sister Claudia is coming to look after me tomorrow night!!!!!

is your hooman sister claudia as much fun as your unkul neel?

we did all go to the vetses yesturday eevun thow non of us is porely or hurted. i did meet a nice puppee rotti in the wating room and then we did orl go and meet the ladee vet and she did way us (i am now 15kg!) and then stick sumthing up our bottums to make shur we are not hot. is that becoz mummy has not got any fishy lollies to keep us kool? then she did give us eech a treet to make shur we don't have enny wurms.

we did go for a ded eksiting walk in a big woodses that had lots of pussee cats at the beginning that we were not alowed to chase, and then we did see a foks! mummee sed it woz a poorlee foks becoz it did not run away but did go rownd and rownd in surkuls and she did putted us on our leeds so we could not chased it eethur.

mummy has taked a pikshur of us orl by our river Sayne but she sez it is not reddee to show you orl yet.

Nope, nowhere as much fun as Uncle Neil but he's sick now so he can't look after me, Mummy says he has 'the black dog' I didn't even know he had a dog, i thought i was his only dog !!!! My Daddy says it is called depression, funny name for a dog I think !

why did you have to all go to the Vets? Remember what Katy said, bum on floor bum on floor !!! Hope you are all ok. 15KG is dead good for one year old !

Vet s said i iz 19 kilos dunno whot that iz but he seyz i am fat! How vewy dare she i fink stick up bum is too see if u are hot or cold not shure but i got a very much shocks i did a mess on the table . Then the vetsee did gimme a bisckit but i didn't take it i ownly like mummies biskits they are tastee

we did hav to go to the vetses becoz we is in fronce, koda, and they do have norty wurms that are not alowed in ingland so the vetses had to give us pillses to make shur we don't have norty wurms.

that is a veree rood vet, mia! i am shur you are not fat, just making shur you dont get coled in the winta.

we did go for a walk in the woodses agane today and there are things corled bores that are a bit like pigses wot do liv in the woodses so my sista nola had to be on her leed. Bores do smell ded intresting.

Ohhh France has nasty worms, ewwww i bet you didnt eat them!! Mia you're not fat, you look mighty fine to me!!

Its my buffday today Mummy sayz im free & a big girl now, but she still calls me puppy I opened a prezzie that had a chewy tire in it but the paper was much more fun I like makin messes. Mummy sayz I can hav some more wen daddy comes home from work I hope he comes home soon Will tell you bout my prezzies later

happy buffday katy arent you getting owd no as owd as me tho

Happy birfday Katy I'm blowing you a birfday kiss! Mummy sed everybody likes my kisses cos I'm so hansome!

I haf a problem mummy is doin howsewerk that meens she gets the other doggie owt he's called hoo-va I am scareded of hoo-va he's so noisy!! I haf packed my bags and I'm runnering away unless mummy gives up hoo-va I'm not having it anymoar!

Oh axl i has a bag you will fit nicely in woof woof

happy freeyeeroledleenus, katy! that is ded growd up!

we did go to a beech today but it is not the same beech we do yooshully go to. it was a ded good beech with lots of sand and it was ded long and daddy did have our chukit and we did lots of chukiting until we wer eggsorsted.

we did also walk rowned a town that had grate smells and there were some french dogses and i did say hellow and we did fined some chipses. they were yummy.

mummy and daddy are now putting orl our thingses in bags coz tomorow we are going home agane.

axl, we do have a thing corled hoo-va too, and i woz scareded but mummy did use my frend the clika and showeded me that if i torked to hoo-va then i did get treetses so i do not mined hoo-va now. but it dus not matter reely coz mummy dus not use it too much.

Fank yu for my buffday wishez I had lots of prezzies. tyre, treats rudby bawl & a huuuge rope to pull daddy rownd the flor with

Oh wow katy a huge rope arent you lucky rubby boll sunds fun

Havin twouble pikin it up Mia, its huuuuge

Get ur teef into it katy then will woll ike an egg

Happy Birthday Katy!!!!! 3 yrs old presents sound great! You are very beautiful! xx

Congratchewlatchuns on being a Daddy Koda and on being free Miss Katy and well done on not getting any nasty frenchwormses Miss Millie.

A fox came into my garden and killed one of the hens when I was out for my walk.

Oh no Gizmo, i hope you caught it!!!

My Daddys home!!! He was missing for 3 days and yesterday Mum disappeared too so my human sister looked after me but they're both home now YAY!!!!

Og glad ur daddys hame koda and sorry about the hen gizmo baddy fox