What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

I got mia cows ears her pointer sticks choc jazzles and chicken natures menu i hate the chicken tbh but mia likes it

ok, bum on floor bum on floor bum on floor... i think I got it. is that like bum on floor when mummy tries to wipe it wen i have a pooey bum? i don't like that at all.

Ok axl i'll remember quickquickquick & bum in mummies way sounds like a plan
Millie I run to my mum when I have a cling on cos they scare me & I cant get away so mummy has to pull them out They do have sum uses

but i do not like it, katy. it is bad enuf if it is just a bit of gras sticking out but if i have a dribbly one coz i have eateded to menny crunchy crunchy crabs an mummy has to find something to wipe my bottum with i do not like it even more and i run away.

Man I am so excited being in my new home, I bolt right up to the windows and can stare out onto the street (couldn't in my last home), I see people & other dogs walking past and get myself into a frenzy, it's amazing! My human sister & her boyfriend came to stay last night, I helped him with building Mummy's new steps onto her verandah and then tried to eat the chicken wire Daddy nailed to the fence to stop me pushing the pailings out and escaping, so much fun being with everyone ! Mummy goes back to work tomorrow, I will miss her but I will be with my Daddy and hope to lay in front of the fire all day - although it was 20c today, not bad for middle of Winter eh ! I lay in the sun on the verandah when I got too tired to keep playing, man those humans go and go and go don't they ! Hope you've all had a good weekend ? Gdnite. Koda x

Hard work being human sometimes koda. I had my head in my mummies bag i sniffed out the chicken natures menu mummy bought me. I like when mummy opens the packet she does make funny sounds

it sownds like you are having so much fun, koda. i wish i woz with you in your frenzy. i'm not shur wot that is but it sownds like a fab place.

wow, chikin in a bag! yummo, mia!

our paggling pool is ded.  we did killeded it. daddy was hempting it coz of the moskee toes and my brutha chaos and me we did diside to play and we did getted a bit carryd away with it and we did killeded it.

oh dear

the chicken and lamb maketh mummy do funny noises it is funny im so much a diva i no ike my paws getting wet.

Oh no yoo must get mummy to buy new paggling pool yoo was havin so much fun My daddy left me yesterday to go to gig thing in sittinborne he took my huuman bruther too so I only had mummy to play with I told mum when they had got home (2am this morning) she made a funny noise I gotted them up this morning at 8am they was really pleeesed so they told me to wake up my bruther he wasn't very appy Well if they go off n leeve me wat do they xpect

Sunbathed all day

Poor Millie! I'm sorry your paggling pool got broked, did you at least get to eat the moskeat toes? I like toes. They're licky.

Me and Mummy and Grandma and Papa went to a New Park this morning. I didn't see none of you there so it must be another one. Mummy said it was Dull witch but I thought it was dead good and not dull at all cos I got to run run run and stand up tall against the trees lots.

Mummy didn't hardly let me nap at all today. She kept on taking all her skins to the kitchen and then leaving them all over the place, I took some foot skins but they didn't smell proper and I kept sneezing.

do you mean those skins that mummies and daddies and effrywon human puts all over them all the time? i don't understand them at all

i am wurried abowt my mummy, i think she is getting cold at nite. she is forgetting to put the doovay on her and sumtimes just putses a sheet insted so i am shur she will get cold. i do snuggle up ded close to get her nice and hot agane.

How qute are u chaos my mummy took me wee bit further today and a managed. I do love snuggling with mum .

At home with Daddy this week yehhh!!

it is verry good to heer you ar doing so well, mia. millie x

Ty liz

Well done Miss Mia, walks is awesome!

I found a person asleep in a cupboard outdoors but mummy wouldn't let me say hello to them.

I was made to sleep wiv daddy yesterday so I whinged and whinged and whingeded til he let me back to mummy's. Daddy is for daytime sleepies and bitey handy rah rah rah.MUMMY is for night sleeps.


I went back in to daddy just now and he told me to p*ss off. The RUDENESS!

I'd pee on Daddy then!!

grate idea, koda. i would not play with yor daddy any mor, goblin, he dus not dizurv it becoz he is too rood. i am shokked.

Sumwon did just ask my mummy if i am a labrador x wippit. that would make me a lurcher

i think i need kownsulling.

Ohhh my days! I did go to wuds with mah aunti Emma and there was two big doggies, they was hairy and very jumpy around. Auntie Emma says they were GSD I dunno wat that is but they was BIGGGGG. one came running over to me but I had my face prison on and Aunty Emma stood infrunt of me and told the big hairy doggies to go way!! I got lots of kisses and cuddles for being a gud boy though cos I didn't growl once I duno why I was gud I cudn't see anyfink frew Auntie Emma's legs

Oh also.. daddy did try to maek me go in mah nanny's paggling pewl buh I got scarded and runned away. Splashy stuff is vewy scary!!

LizP wrote:grate idea, koda. i would not play with yor daddy any mor, goblin, he dus not dizurv it becoz he is too rood. i am shokked.

I know! and after I did sing to him all of the night and tell him about there being a cat in the garden so many times! I just don't unnerstand how he cud be so mean.

Plus I did give him back all the recycling instead of hiding it in mummy's room in my fortress of solitood.

Debs01 wrote:Oh also.. daddy did try to maek me go in mah nanny's paggling pewl buh I got scarded and runned away.  Splashy stuff is vewy scary!!

Don't be scared Axl paggling pools ar fun, I helped mummy at work today & was in Polly's garden & she's got a pond She doesn't go in it cos she's a good girl mummy said Even tho she is a spannal. Mummy didn't know wat I was doing til she herd a big splash I came runnin out of the pond & jumped on her wen she was workin Made her wet too, she was reeelly pleased so I did it again. Mummy went bac to my car so I followed & she got my towl out & dryded me & put me back in the car When she stopped work & got in my car she said I was smelly, doesn't she know how much work it taks to smell sooooooo good

Oh no you mght have to get a bath, be careful :O, i run off from those as fast s i can!!!

oh katy

AussieStaff wrote:Oh no you mght have to get a bath, be careful :O, i run off from those as fast s i can!!!

I didn't get a bath Koda I cleended myself on mummys carpet She hasn't taked me for my walkies yet today as its rainin lots she said no point as she has to push me out the door & I go to Hazel's grass, wee & drag her straight bac home to do serious zoomies I don't like rain but I do like ponds

But that's wot karpits is for, isn't it? And bedses. Bedeses speshully are for kulecting sand after gowing to the beech.

Now i am ded wurreed. my naybur treesa woz heer this morning and she did not no that i am a ruff tuff staffie x jurman shepurd and she did ask mummy wot i woz and mummy made her gess and she too did think i woz a wippit sumthing. but then that treesa has too sillee likkle dogs that are russuls and they are both called jak. that is very sillee isn't it?

Don't be scared Axl paggling pools ar fun, I helped mummy at work today & was in Polly's garden & she's got a pond She doesn't go in it cos she's a good girl mummy said Even tho she is a spannal. Mummy didn't know wat I was doing til she herd a big splash I came runnin out of the pond & jumped on her wen she was workin Made her wet too, she was reeelly pleased so I did it again. Mummy went bac to my car so I followed & she got my towl out & dryded me & put me back in the car When she stopped work & got in my car she said I was smelly, doesn't she know how much work it taks to smell sooooooo good

Aww Ponds sounds like funtimes mabe I will jump in the next pond I see cos mabe they have fishies in it an I can roll on them!!!

but then that treesa has too sillee likkle dogs that are russuls and they are both called jak. that is very sillee isn't it?

why wud anyone name two likkle russuls jak? How confuzzing wat happens at din din time wen their mummy calls them? I'd be vewy confuzzed. Yes vewwy vewy silly

Yu must try ponds Axl they r grate fun, I didn't see any fishies but if I did I would of rollded on them mummy said ther was flogs & noots in ther but I didn't see nothing.
We went for a walk with my bestest friend Wednesday thist afternoon & came past Pollys garden so I ran in to see her but mummy calleded me bac cos she thort I was goin to the pond again she dosent trust me

Really exciting walk tonight.. Dad saw a tree on fire in the old Banqueting house, whatever that is, and used his phone to call some peoples with a big truck that had flashing lights n everything

The men in the funny suits did laugh at me and throw my stick for me, I think Dad called them to play with me

Aww flo

i got a little pond in my garden. i run through it now and then just as a treat for my humans cos they get so cited by it.

They came with a big truck and flashing lites and soots to throw your stick? But could they not throw your stick without all that?

I started limping this morning I didn't tell mah mummy but I trodded in poopies and it felt funsies so I held mah paw up and hopped. Mummy stopped to check mah paws and when she found poopies she went a funny color hahhaa she wiped my paw clean but was making funny noises the whole time... She called me a princess but I'm not a gurl whatever does she mean!?!?

oh deer axl, i think you have done sumthing funnee to my mummy. she is sitting with teers running down her face.

Oh axl

oh deer axl, i think you have done sumthing funnee to my mummy. she is sitting with teers running down her face.

oh noes! I hoep your mummy is okaay mabes she needs face licks?

Mah mummy went this colour tee hee hee

Flo thats awesome, what a cool Dad!

LizP wrote:They came with a big truck and flashing lites and soots to throw your stick? But could they not throw your stick without all that?

I don't know but they wasn't there tonight

Dad and my big brother took me out late this evening and the woods were all dark and I do get scared and stay right next to Dad

i did fall owt of bed last nite. mummy maded that funny snorting noyse before she pikkeded me up agane. I can jump on the bed ded eezy reely but sometimes i do like to be pikkeded up still so mummy remembers i am still a likkle puppee.

Mummy & Daddy bought a King size bed today, more room for me!!! They say im not allowed on it, we will see Espesh after they left me ALL day today, 7 hours and 12 minutes!!! When they came home i surprised them by putting a pumpkin in the middle of the lawn!

where you get a pumpkin from? I chased round garden wiv big corgette and it was fun but I want pumpkin.

We went to ANOVAR park this morning but I still didn't see any of you. There must be so many parks.

Wow a king size bed Koda, much more room for you I get skiwshed when I get in my bed I went to work with mummy & daddy today & my big brother was there too I lik playin with him he's silly We was cutting down big stiks & putin up stok fencin to stop the silly sheepsies getin out of the feeld. I had sooo many stiks to play with I slepted all the way home

pumkins and sheepsies... yum! we did have sammun headses yestuday and mine woz so big i could not eet it all! my brutha chaos had an even bigga won and he did eet his ded kwik and then did eet the rest of mine.

Sheep ? I haven't seen those yet! Can I get some ? The pumpkin was hiding in the vege garden in our new house, Mummy didn't know it was there so big surprise when she got home and I had it in the middle of our yard Salmon heads sound yum !! Tonight Mummy left the kitchen and turned around to find me scoffing hot BBQ chicken off the bench that she'd just shred !! It was delish !!! Ask your Mum's & Dad's for BBQ chicken ok ! I have had a tough day though, I had to have a bath and Mummy + Daddy got a real big bed now and last night was 1st night in it and I wasn't allowed on it ! I did sneak on from 4am though and then Mummy woke at 7am and I was made to get off. It's Super King size so I thought big enough for the 3 of us !