What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Woz early i kno dis as mumma does big yawn , went owt there was no pitter pattery stuff . Well.. To nyt di pitter pattery stuff made puddley wuddles i turned under de shelter and ran fur me life far as auld legs wud carry me.

i hav lost my mummy. i cannot finded her anywere. daddy sez she is in something called a livvapool. i do hope she does eskape and come back heer.

Awww don't crai! I lost mah mummy toooooo she gone to the place where she werks for mah fewd! I eated a lot so I fink she be gone a while!

Vewy nice man came to howse and patted my head then i sniffed his leg, he fought i was peeping but wittle did he ken i had my eye and ear on him at all times . Mummy did give mi 2 of my meaty fings i musta been good .

Debs01 wrote:ooooh hai furiends!  I dudn't see this until just naow!

Aaaaaaaaaaxl, HI !!!!!!

LizP wrote:i hav lost my mummy.  i cannot finded her anywere. daddy sez she is in something called a livvapool. i do hope she does eskape and come back heer.

I hope you found your Mummy ????

Aaaaaaaaaaxl, HI !!!!!!

Hai hai! Mummy says I should be napping but I am SO excited, I can't sleepies! I jus been out wif mah auntiee Emmah she comes every day ... I didn't want to get off mah sofa first buh she said it would be phun! It was! She hid mah biskits before she left so I'm biskit hunting yummy!

AussieStaff wrote:

LizP wrote:i hav lost my mummy.  i cannot finded her anywere. daddy sez she is in something called a livvapool. i do hope she does eskape and come back heer.

I hope you found your Mummy ????

No. Daddy sez that she is still stuck in the livva pool and that she will not be coming home till sunday. that sownds a long long long long long long time away.

i promise chaos nola and millie your mumma won't desert you

I bet she's gone to get you all liver from the liverpool and she'll be expecting you to have dug a big hole for it all in the garden.

Maisy from upstairs's daddy left me a MASSIVE rawhide bone outside my door. It's awesome and nearly made up for my mummy abandoning me to go to drinks. She did drunk shopping though so now I has sardines and mackrels and peanut butter and cheese and lots of cuddles.

My Mummy does drunk shopping too & i get lots of treats too, we lucky!

I madeth half a walk round mummys howse and 2x up and back oitside mummys howse . Then i dinnae wannae go home and stood top of steps to go to garden mummy called me a stubborn auld wifey i no a wifey im a staffy

My Mummy does drunk shopping too & i get lots of treats too, we lucky!

My mummy does drunk shopping as weel, is it a fing with mummies do you fink? I like drunked shopping treats!

I zooomied into the coffee tabel last nite... it did hurted buh mah mummy larfed

calling us names, laughing at our injurrys, mummys are MEAN.

OMG OMG OMG my Mummy & Daddy took me to my new house today, they said it's all mine, we own this one !!! The yard is HUGE !!! I have a real small yard now, it's not ours, but now I am moving to our new home we bought and it's a half acre which is like 30000 times more larger than where I am now, I zoomed all around and raced off and ran under the bushes and tried to get under the fence and out the gate, and I ran and ran and ran until I couldn't any more and I had a huge grin on my face the whole time, I LOVE IT !!!! We go back on Monday and I get to take my toys & stuff then, we're not coming back to this one here. I LOVE MY NEW HOME !!!!!! (but not the rose bushes, they are ouchies!!!). Koda x
PS Ignore all the stuff on the back deck, Mummy needs to attach the doors again inside and clean up

fabulous koda hope u and ur mummy and daddy are happy in your new house

Koda can I come play at yours? Those big sticks by the house look so tasty for chewing and I bet we could tug of war them all along the grass.

I played wiv a Yorkie called Hagrid and a Patterdale called Basil today. Hagrid told me off cos I got too close to their human but then he said we could play run run chase bundle as long as we didn't go in the Big Grass so we runned and runned and runned and then I sat down for a rest.

Well my Staffy friends I have been on holibobs Mum & Dad took me to a forest called Dean and said we might find some pigs but we didn't the little house we stayed in was upside down, I sleep downstairs not the humans but it did mean that I got to sleep in the same room as Mum & Dad. Actually that wasn't so good, Dad kept poking me in the night cos he said I was making too much noise

During the days they did walk me so much, what is wrong with these humans, all I need is a garden and a sofa but after walks we spent a lot of times in a place called pubs. People drink in them and then get brave and say hello to me, I don't know what this brave drink is but it works and I get lots of love.

I met quiet a lot of Dogs and was friendly to most of them except this one that I met in a pub. He was very handsome and looked like a bear but I was trying to sleep and told him off... Twice

The little house had funny steps that went round and round and round, Dad thought I was going to crash down them but I showed him they us easy I lost mum and Dad on some of the evenings, they would get in this hug pot on the deck and cook I was so worried the first time I found them in their that I got up on the steps to check they were ok and they just laffed at me

Dad says he will put some pictures on here for you to look at and see if you like the look of Deans Forest too

but dean is a Big hairy dog from the little park near me, how can he be a forest?

my mummy has gotted out of the livva pool and is home she sez she has lots and lots of wurk but will let me bak on the konputa wen she can

Glad your Mum is home Millie... My Dad goes away far too often but I always give him loads of love soon as he comes in and then ignore him in the hope it teaches him a lesson

a handsome dog that looked like a bear oh flo you're one lucky lady

Why am I not allowed to drink cooking oil?

cooking oil sounds right appetising!! oh goblin by name the chips that cook in the oil will be much tastier

Best day EVER!!!! Moved into my new house yesterday its humungous & i just did tonnes of laps around the yard/garden! Then today i went for a big ride in Mummys truck and i got to play with a 13yr old girl dog, then came home and played with a 3 mth old girl dog (she has real sharp teeth!!!), Daddy BBQ'd me some sausages and now I'm laying in front of the new fire place that Mummy & Daddy had put in today, I'm zorsted!!! Nana is coming over tomorrow so extra pats & a few licks yeh! Have to go Mummy has no interwebz yet so am on her ph but i need a real big sleeps!! Koda xx

Why am I not allowed to drink cooking oil?

Is it cos of farts afterwards? Or maybe it hurtes your tum tum?

hellow evrywon! i am bak it is nise to have mummy bak proply, i think she did forgetted how to go walks and things but yestuday she tooked me and my sista nola to the see and i did do a bit of swimmink. but then my ball went tooo far owt and i gotted scareded so mummy had to go and get it and she did maked herself all wet. but i did get my ball back.

yor new howse sownds mazing, koda. wen will your mummy take vijos so we can see you doing runnings?

Mum put lead on agen this mornin after my walkie got confused till i seen the man from last week wahey pats on head galore . Mum held me back as i was that excited i jumped on mans legs

Hi everyone!!! It's took me ages to read about how you all are doing and I'm so pleased everyone is happy
Lynn and the fat one have been really busy, he's been in his taxi lots because he has to spend lots of cash on their and my holidays in a few weeks time. They are going to Canada and I'm going to a lovely lady who is going to look after me.
Anyway, I've still been enjoying myself going to lots of great places. The best thing was an airshow down at my beach. There was millions of people there, I didn't even know there was that many people in Sunderland! I wasn't even the least bit bothered by the planes, not even the Red Arrows. I was more interested in all the street food that was lying around!
I got loads of attention from people, especially when we were at the places where these two could have a beer!
I've got to go now because the fat lad has to go to work and he turns the computer off, he thinks I'll go on the pets at home website and buy lots of toys. (He's probably right!! )
Theia x

Oh theia hope you enjoy yer holidays hen

Debs01 wrote:

Why am I not allowed to drink cooking oil?

Is it cos of farts afterwards?  Or maybe it hurtes your tum tum?  

My farts was magnificent last night, so maybe that was why. stupid humans. they can hardly smell at all, so i don't know why they're so bovered.

This hoiday fing sounds great, how does i get one?

Does anyone know how to gets squirrels? I kept after this one in the big park but it ran from one tree to anova and it wouldn't let me get it.

Oooh! street food, that sounds yum. we do get crunchy crunchy crabs on the see wall sumtimes and it's funny woching mummy trying to stop us - sumthing about farts. wot is so rong with farts that hoomans get so eksited about them? speshully when you work so hard at them, gizmo.

i did let my mummy have a ly in till siksurclok then did lots of riggling to get cuggles.

Me finks my mummy is excited as i make myself go further today, a lot further than i made it before going for a wee snoozie now miax.

I'm in trouble, again. We moved to our new house on Monday and today I turned up on the other side of the window, outside, on the road side, with no collar & no lead on! I pushed a fence post out and snuck through the neighbours and showed Mummy & Daddy how I can be on the other side of the lounge window, boy were they excited - Daddy came racing outside and Mummy was screaming at me then him then she ran to the fridge and got my container with BBQ'd sausages in it so I came racing inside to get some, then she told me off, then Daddy did too, kept saying something about how I have no recall - I thought I was pretty cool on the other side of the window, like magic !!! They are so confusing those humans. Anyway I'm safely home now, laying in front of the fire. Goodnight all. Koda x

I'm a bit confuzzed.. is mah naem Axl or Leaveit??

Axl

Phew! I liek Axl betterer tee hee

I'm in trouble, again. We moved to our new house on Monday and today I turned up on the other side of the window, outside, on the road side, with no collar & no lead on! I pushed a fence post out and snuck through the neighbours and showed Mummy & Daddy how I can be on the other side of the lounge window, boy were they excited - Daddy came racing outside and Mummy was screaming at me then him then she ran to the fridge and got my container with BBQ'd sausages in it so I came racing inside to get some, then she told me off, then Daddy did too, kept saying something about how I have no recall - I thought I was pretty cool on the other side of the window, like magic !!! They are so confusing those humans. Anyway I'm safely home now, laying in front of the fire. Goodnight all. Koda x

Wow!! I fink yor magik trick is fandabidoozie!! I wanna learn how you did that maybees i will get bbq sausages too, teach me Koda?

Debs01 wrote:

I'm in trouble, again. We moved to our new house on Monday and today I turned up on the other side of the window, outside, on the road side, with no collar & no lead on! I pushed a fence post out and snuck through the neighbours and showed Mummy & Daddy how I can be on the other side of the lounge window, boy were they excited - Daddy came racing outside and Mummy was screaming at me then him then she ran to the fridge and got my container with BBQ'd sausages in it so I came racing inside to get some, then she told me off, then Daddy did too, kept saying something about how I have no recall - I thought I was pretty cool on the other side of the window, like magic !!! They are so confusing those humans. Anyway I'm safely home now, laying in front of the fire. Goodnight all. Koda x

Wow!! I fink yor magik trick is fandabidoozie!!  I wanna learn how you did that maybees i will get bbq sausages too, teach me Koda?

Oh what a fab idea, axl (much nicer than leevit). how abowt you give us lessuns, koda?

Koda im surprised mia kens her name her name is everything apart from mia my mummy says she went with guide dog to lidl dunno what that means mummy is tired now

Oh Koda my mummy got really xcited at josies garden the other day cos I went all quiet & was under the hedge. She kept coming over & calling me but I was noring her cos I found a hole last time we was there & got in nother doggies garden  Mummy was cross with me so this time she climbed in the hedge to block my hole so I told her off
Axl I get called No or uh uh or sumtimes don't you dare
At work today there was lots & lots of lumps in my grass & one of them mooooved I started to dig & mummy didn't tell me off she just said catch the mowl Katy Whats a mowl? I didn't find anyfing

Did you find out wat a mowl is??? I wanna no cuz it sounds yummy! Mah mummy called me a gweedy guts this morning can you bleeve it? I woz hungri cos she never fed me yet so I eated everyfink on the floor wen I was on mah morning walk. There was lots of sweeties on the floor left by the little hoomans. Mummy gots all flappy calling me leevit again! She even took sumfing outta mah mouf can you beleeve it?! I gif her mah meanest stink eye you don't get this figure on lettuce you know!!!!!!!!

Mummy takes fings out of my mouth too Axl They do spoil our fun. I fink I found a mowl other day in my field but it wasn't moovin so I rolled on it & I found a mowse too so I rolled on that as well Mummy called me a dirty cow These huumans don't understand us

mowls sownd fun. i wunder if they make a good skweeky noyze or ennythink? did yors skweek wen you rolled on it, katy?

we did all go the vetses yesterday and it was grate fun rapping our leeds rownd mummys legs in the wating room and then getting the vets all konfuzed becoz she couldn't remember hoo she had stucked a needul in. we have all haved to have needuls becoz we have to be vaksinatid aganest forrynurs or sumthink. we are gowing to sumwer called frans in a few weeks. mummy sez ther is a forrist there but i don't think it is called dean.

LOL Liz that did make me laugh!

Love this thread

I want a mowl, sounds nom ! My Mummy takes stuff out my mouth too but the other day she let me eat some of the new cleaning sponge, she said I need to learn, I learned alright it not so tasty and makes me thirsty! I met a new dog today, his name is Leroy, he was like a Great Dane but spotty like a Dalmation, he ran up to me and his Mummy was screaming at him then asked if I was a Staffy, I gave her the big grin and she said that I "seem ok", I wanted to wee on her but don't think Mummy would have let me get away with it so I chose to lick Leroy all over instead, his Mummy didn't like me much though but it doesn 't matter coz I don't like her much either and she's going to Europe or something soon, I hope that's a long way away !!!

Okay Katy and Koda I haf a plan! If you find somefink yummy on the floor pick it up quickquickquick and do wat ai doo spin round in circles while yor chewing yummy fing on floor and mummies can't get us!!!!! Numba one fing is keep butt butt pointed at mummies don't let them get to your mouf... we will beat our mummies one dai an eated wat we liek so ner ner!

we did all go the vetses yesterday and it was grate fun rapping our leeds rownd mummys legs in the wating room and then getting the vets all konfuzed becoz she couldn't remember hoo she had stucked a needul in. we have all haved to have needuls becoz we have to be vaksinatid aganest forrynurs or sumthink. we are gowing to sumwer called frans in a few weeks. mummy sez ther is a forrist there but i don't think it is called dean.

Oh oh I luf my dogtor!! she alwais gifs me biskits yummmmmmm! Hope the needuls didn't hurtz you tho

I know frans, I like her she's a naice lady! Haf funtimes in the forrist an look out for mowls and mouses, if you see one roll onit Katy does an she has loadsa funtimes!

Member .... if you see somefink on the floor that looks yummy get it quickquickquick and keep butt poitned at mummies, mummies must not reach mouf kay?

One day we will outsmart these mummies that ruin our funtimes!

Ok got it, quickquickquick and bum pointed at Mummy and then i get to eat it, thx for the hot tip Axl! x