What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

that is so unreesnubbul, koda!

I think so ! Bath AND banned from the bed. Outrageous !!

[URL=https://s1296.photobucket.com/user/coultas1/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0076_zps3jsaeenq.jpg.html][/URL mia sooking in with me my oh dropped a steak burger on the floor i said mia could get it only if she ate her breakfast 10 mins later she still hasnt ate it this was her sooking in

Aww koda u does make me laff

Oh that's not nice Koda, barth & not allowed on yor new bed Just fink how many of us cood fit on it wen you hav yor next sleepover
I rollded in fox poo on my walk tonite mummy made a funny noise
Wen we got home she got my shampoop from the barthroom & I fort oh no but she tookded my in the kitchen wipeded it off then rubded shampoop on my sholder & rubded it cleen phew not barthes & no smell

ANYTHING BUT A BATH!
My Mummy's parents did buy cloths for me to wipe my feets on, but I showed them that I can clean them just fine by leaping on the couch. They were so impressed.

Did you know they were impressed by them squealing with delight? They love us not dirtying the clothes, good thinking to wipe on lounge!! GUESS WHAT! I slept ALL night on Mummys new bed Katy i think 15 of us could get on now for our next sleepover!!!

Dad took us all to the Beech, I lurve the Beech I was dancing and howling and everything... So much funs

Dad asked me to pose... So I did I fink he put some pictures of me in the galleries again (I'm gonna start charging modelling fees soon) doesn't he know that camera thing steals my soul

I tried coconut the other day Koda, is that like pumpkin ? I don't like coconut and what is it with these human peoples, why won't they share the beds, after all, it's our right to be on the bed not theirs

-Ian- wrote:Dad took us all to the Beech, I lurve the Beech I was dancing and howling and everything... So much funs
I tried coconut the other day Koda, is that like pumpkin ? I don't like coconut  and what is it with these human peoples, why won't they share the beds, after all, it's our right to be on the bed not theirs

I want to go to the beach, Mummy doesn't trust me off my lead yet so I can't I will try to be real good this Summer and see if I can go coz Mummy said it will get to be in the 40's, I'm only not yet 2 so I don't understand ?

I haven't had coconut yet but I Googled and it's same shape so must be pumpkin's brother I think coz it's round too and hairy so must be a boy !

I think the bed is all mine now, I will try again tonight and I know Mummy will give in coz next week Daddy is out of town and we can share all night long !!

I knew yor mummy would give in kwik Koda, 15 of us on yor bed that's huuuge I luv cocynuts they ar yummy, I cant break one yet so daddy opens it for me & I drinks all the milk 1st. They only let me eat 1/2 in 1 day cos it makes my poop hard & its bit uncomfortable to poop out But its worth it You wil luv the beach, runnin on the sand getting wet in the sea & best of all there is always lots of smelly things to roll on

Grate to heer yor mummys beeing sensibul about the bed now, koda. bout time too!

beeches is fab! i can just imajin you running and having fun flo. you must tell you daddy to take you more.

i do love your pikshur, mia, you look ded pritty.

i did have a big scarinuss yestuday. i was chaseded by sumthing called a motosyclops or sumthing like that. it was horrid with only won eye. i woz in the boot of my car with my brutha and sista, and mummy and daddy were in the front (why do they not sit in the boot with us?), and suddenly the motosyclops came running up behind us and it chaseded me! i was so very ded scareded that i did push my way throo that funny mesh thing that stops my brutha and sista getting into the rest of the car but i am still ded small so i can get throo, so i did and i did clime onto daddys nees so he could save me. mummy and daddy did larf. i did not think it was funnee.

Ty liz i do wuff heering all ur stories

i did have a big scarinuss yestuday. i was chaseded by sumthing called a motosyclops or sumthing like that. it was horrid with only won eye. i woz in the boot of my car with my brutha and sista, and mummy and daddy were in the front (why do they not sit in the boot with us?), and suddenly the motosyclops came running up behind us and it chaseded me! i was so very ded scareded that i did push my way throo that funny mesh thing that stops my brutha and sista getting into the rest of the car but i am still ded small so i can get throo, so i did and i did clime onto daddys nees so he could save me. mummy and daddy did larf. i did not think it was funnee.

I don't fink its funnee eifer I don't know why they larf at us so much ..

I was busy inspecting something deep in a bush this morning and mummy was watching me. Anyways this man came out of nowhere and scareded me, I did jump high in the air and spun. Mummy larfed at me then too! It was very traumatic I had to run back inside

that is so meen! of corse you had to run inside.

my mummy has lost the plot. she did trie to give me a warm fishee lollee for brekfust! shurly she noes you don't have fishee lollees for brekfust. i woz not havving enny of it and she did then remembur and give me proper brekfust insted. i will no dowt have my fishee lollee later at the propa time.

Ohh fishee lollie sounds lovely i deserveded one of dese today as i walked a bittie further i know mumma will give me extwa tweets she cannae resist my qute wee face .

HOT TIP !!!

If your Mummy is mean and says you can't go on the bed you just need to do this, you WILL win !!! Trust me. Koda x

His wee face love him

that is the best face, koda. grate stuff, you keep at it and both your hoomans will giv in! that's won fab bed, so much room for our next slee pover.

you must get your mum to do fishee lollees, mia, but onlee wen it is hot. fishee lollees are too coled wen it is not hot.

so, wen i was a little baby puppy, even babier puppy than i am now, mummy used to follo me rownd the garden in the morning to make sure i did do my poo.

mummy has not been sleeping verry well reesuntly but last nite she did sleep lots so i thort she would not wont to wake up to chek my poo so i did bring her sum, hanging off my bottum. obvusly i did need to make shur she did see it so i did smeer sum on the sheet so it woz the furst thing she did see wen she opunded her eyes. that way she would no that daddy had letted me owt and i had dunned my poo. she woz so pleezed she did leep up and eksklame lowdly. daddy sed it woz a luvlee prezunt for mummy. i do hope he is not jellus.

ewwww

Herr is a fotie if my tummy mummy finks i lostie my belly


no wonder i needie my tweets mummy been no giening me any haps i can snaffle coos lugs oot my cupboard when shes gone out

That was very clever of you millie, taking yor poo to mummy so she coud see you had been I bet she was reeelly pleased. I do that with my mummy when I'm out sumtimes & she has to pull it out for me
Yor belly looks good Mia, so I think yor mummy shud give you some treets

that is a ded luvlee bellee, mia. but deffinutly you need mor treets, coz we all need more treets!

Mia your belly is lovely. Koda you look dead oppressed in that photo, I reckon it's got to work.

Katy and Millie, my mummy always collects my poo in bags. Weird.

I covered Grandad in wet orange sand pawprints and gave a lady what was owned by a big black lab a face kiss. I did not get chased by a japanese chin and you can't prove it! I happened to be going in that direction anyway.

Mummy laughed at me

my mummy always collects my poo in bags. Weird.

My mummy does that too do you fink they are konspireing togefer? Maybe they are planning a big poo fight!

sumtimes mummy kullekts our poo in bags but in the gardin she leevs it so that daddy can have sum. he likes to kullekt it in a bloo skoop thing all at wonce. i don't no wot they do with it but i don't think the eet it becoz they say that eeting poo is not rite. i like eeting poo, speshully bunnee poo and fox poo. yum!

Yu mussn't eat fox poo Millie That's for rollin on cos mummys love it I like getin it all up my neck & on my collar Anyway cat poo is bestest for eatin

yuck well chaos fink ur mummy collects the poo to make plants in the garden grow .

I feel like im missing out, i must watch what they do with my poo now!

A big fat cat came to eat from my bowl and i saw him at 1am so i leaped off our huge bed and barked til Daddy got excited too and let me out, i chased him but then he too fast for me grrrr!! Mummy told me off, she gets up 5am for that work thing, i think she should no work coz i miss her! She is be

^being funny, she says i stay outside today coz man comes to put lights in ceiling and another is blind man so Daddy took curtains off windows, how can he see what he see what he doing?? I confused. Also Mummy said they dont want me under their feet, i dont want under their feet either that hurt i think! Besides who doesnt want licks all over?? Koda x

yor wurld is very konfuzing, koda, wot with blined men and peepul tredding on dogses with there feets.

i will remembur abowt the fox poo, katy. sorree i did not no, coz i a still a puppee.

i have a kweschun. dus evreewon else hav beds that you can onlee jump on from won side? if i start at the bit wer mummys foots go i can jump up but if i go to the side then i hav to stand with my front foots on the bed and then wate for mummy to lift me up. she sez i am beeing sillee millee and that i could jump on from enny plase but i am shur i cannot.

I know what you meen!! I can only jump on the bed on mummy's side if I jump up on daddy's side he squeals and says I hit his balls every time... I don't know why he keeps his balls in bed wif him that's very strange!

Me and mummy just went on an adventure to liverpool st. There wasn't any livers or pools so it's a stupid name. We did meet lots of wukpeple what called me beautiful and pretty and lovely (I am) so that was nice and then we went to a park and met a fiona who was lovely and gave me water and proper pettings and said I was so calm (heheh I'm not I was just so hot I couldn't run run run).

My ball ran away from me and went all the way down the train carriage.

Debs01 wrote:I know what you meen!! I can only jump on the bed on mummy's side if I jump up on daddy's side he squeals and says I hit his balls every time... I don't know why he keeps his balls in bed wif him that's very strange!

 
Auntie Sheila passing by.
Keep up with all of the wonderful stories that are so exciting.  Your adventures truly put a big smile on my face and I actually laugh out loud reading all your antics.  But remember all of you, try and be good for your mammys and daddys
Love to you all

hey arnt sheela i does luvs you to.

you have maded my mummy cri agane, axl.

sheila

my mummy is not having a good weekend she has been swearing a lot i also think theres a doggy upstairs

Helo aunti Sheila we ar all being really good, promise
Axl, my daddy always makes strange noises if I jump on his side of my bed, silly man Mummy just groans when I get up her side Daddy let us hav a lie in today cos they got home late from a jig Mummy did esklame 8o'clock wasn't a lie in I cood of stayed ther all day

katy bless ya 6.30 is my limit with mia though she goes for a sleep after walkies i gave mia tripe and had to sleep with the window open its just a wee bit whiffy

Mummy wont give me tripe she says its stinky I can sleep reelly late Mia if im allowd

We is goods promise! look at our pretty faces (quick- Koda put that pic up again I always look guilty in fotos)

My humans is in different rooms so I got bed choices.

Mia upstairs dogs is no good! I have an upstairs dog and she don't like me at all cos of she a growed up jackrussle. When I first met her I was her size but now I is big ruff tuff staffy. She did call me an impudent youngster and snap at me! Just cos I licked all of her face.

There is moth on wall. I bark but it no go away.

aww bless ya

You guys have dogs upstairs ? I don't have an upstairs, but may there's one in the roof I will have to look !!

Sometimes I don't get to see many humans but on Friday there was the blind man here (still not sure how he saw to put window coverings in coz he's blind! ), & 2 men came and put lots of lights in our ceiling, then they came back yesterday and put more in and were here all day, I wasn't allowed inside though coz they had the door open and Mummy worries I will run off (I will :lol), then Nana & Grandpa came over so I got to lick Grandpa's legs (it makes him real excited and he gets shouty! ), then our friend Phil came over and thought he could teach me to sit still in one spot for more than 2 seconds (didn't happen ), and then today my other human friends came over but she doesn't like me (at all) which makes me so sad coz I just want to jump on her and give her licks but she says I am a naughty puppy - I am no puppy I am nearly 2 and I am no naughty I just love people Daddy was making me be good but I really wanted to pee on her leg !! Then we took Daddy to the train station and Mummy is going to BBQ me steak for dinner It's been a big weekend, I am going to sleep by the fire now. Koda x

[quote="Goblin"]We is goods promise! look at our pretty faces (quick- Koda put that pic up again I always look guilty in fotos)

Like dis one ??

that is a very good face koda, but i am not shur wie you have a hand hanging of your cheek?

i am verry konfuzed now. wiy are all russuls called jak? i hav my too naybur russuls called jak and there is also a russul called jak up the rode. they are also called deefa and heidi and dori, but also jak. now there is goblin's upstares grumpy russul called jak.

tripe is yum. we had surf and turf this morning, wot is a mix of sammun and tripe. i do giv mummy speshul kisses to let her no how yummy brefusk is.

Oh I bet your Mummy loves your surf & turf kisses !!

I didn't ever notice that they were all called Jack either but I know 3 and they is all Jack

Daddy was trying to stop me giving him licks, I only stopped quickly to get Mummy off my case, she always wants to take pics !

i have been bitted by a wops and i do have a poorly face.

Oh, poor Millie! I wrote a huggy smiley cos they don't have one which is bellyearback skritchings.

Millie i hope you're ok!!!