What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Chased Squirrels tonight

did ya cach enny, flo?

well, this is a compleet and uter ow traj. mummy wokeded up at threeyaclok and then fijited and kepted cudduling me till she finully humfed and gotted up at fivethurty. can you imagin? so we did go and wakeded up daddy and my brutha chaos and my sista nola and we all wented for a walk in our woodses. we have now gon back to bed.

So warm i have been restless person in sky does move furniture at morning times me and mummy no sleeping mummy does sweary a lot

Yisterday i go for my furst implecsion at da vetrinarians, and da lady give me a andfull of likkle tweets Den she get this neegle fing out, an said to daddy i mite cwy a bit wen she do it to me. Gess wot, i never make a sound. Then the lady sed coz i was gud, she wud give me a chip or sumfink, and i was ungry so wanted chip, but then i see this uvver bigga neegle fingy, and lady sed i would squeak coz neegle was big than first one. so not an eaty chip at all

den she stuck dat in me, and i never squeak at all, coz we is tuffy likkle staffy`s mi daddy sed. So coz i never get eaty chip, dad went to fish an chip shop, an giv me a peece of is fish And later dat nite i had woads of cuggles and tweets, for be such a bwave gurl.

Wen vet has finish wiv me she say i can now pee an poop in garden which is a shame, coz i luv do in howse.

You were really brave at vets Maya, they fink they might hurt us but we are ruff tuff staffies Mine gave me a treat but it was sooo small I dropped it
Mummy found me a new bally at work today so now I'm shredding it all over the floor Mummy just makes groaning noises & said sumthing bout clearing up

balls were made for bursting

Took the bigger human child to the park this evening as mum, dad & the littler human all went out without me but I did have fun and showed him all my favourite Squirrel spotting places

Jenc wrote:You were really brave at vets Maya, they fink they might hurt us but we are ruff tuff staffies Mine gave me a treat but it was sooo small I dropped it
Mummy found me a new bally at work today so now I'm shredding it all over the floor Mummy just makes groaning noises & said sumthing bout clearing up

Aw Katy your vet sound really tite to me Talking of shredding, my dad clamed his pippers back from me, coz he is tite as well But he did replace dem wiv sum canvas shoes, and they is more tasty so i not bovvered

I been eksploring round my garden today and find big pond, but no find any hot frogs yet, so dad giv me one from frige

-Ian- wrote:Took the bigger human child to the park this evening as mum, dad & the littler human all went out without me  but I did have fun and showed him all my favourite Squirrel spotting places

Hi ean, i not seen skwirell yet, but see many pijjins in my garden. wen i get bigger i plan on cwunching sum of dem

Maya well done at the vet, injections = treats that's all I know, and vets = fuss/cuddles from everyone ! How are you going with getting on the humans bed ? I hope you are there now and settled in nicely, it wil be same every night you will see !

Flo did you get any squirrels ? We don't have them here

Katy those balls were made for shredding, good job ! Sometimes my Mummy grumbles about cleaning up too, I don't know why we can't shred ball together on floor ??

Well I been busy. Was Daddy's birthday so I bought him some treats and gave yesterday, and last night Nana & Grandpa came over so I got to lick Grandpa's legs but jumped up on Nana and make her squeel with delight but Daddy told me off, and then they put me outside in the cold while they went to have celebrations, no fair !! I was good though and didn't eat Mummy's BBQ so I was allowed to come inside again when they got home, I rushed straight onto their bed to make sure that was my spot for the night !! Now listen up everyone, my Uncle Neil is coming to stay on Friday & Saturday nights so you can ALL sleep over if you want, he fed me pizza crusts last weekend when Mummy was out He's taking me to the football too, I should get lots of pats & hopefully get to lick many people !! Mummy is taking Daddy away for surprise holiday for 3 days, I will miss them but I do love seeing my Uncle Neil !!!

Sleep over sounds like fun with your uncle Neil I like pizzas If we all come to yours will there be enough room on your bed for all of us? Just think what fun we could have shredding things together

Jenc wrote:Sleep over sounds like fun with your uncle Neil I like pizzas If we all come to yours will there be enough room on your bed for all of us? Just think what fun we could have shredding things together

Definately enough room coz Mummy & Daddy are away and Uncle Neil is just skinny! The bed is King size so I think we can get say 12 of us on there comfortably ! I can't wait to shred with you all, oh and Mummy is leaving a note for Uncle Neil that there's treats in the clear container in the fridge !!

Can my brutha chaos come too? Obvusly not my sista nola cos she's not even a bit a staffie.

LizP wrote:Can my brutha chaos come too? Obvusly not my sista nola cos she's not even a bit a staffie.

Ok so far Katy, Chaos, Millie for sure. Nola is welcome, doesn't matter not Staffy still dawg !! Up to you, if you don't want Nola to come we can pretend Staffy sleepover only. She is welcome though.

Can we do carry yokee singings? I do ded good singings. mummy has maded the noyse her fone makes of me singings and she sez she dus get ded od lookses! it is like this (it is a vidjo so you do hav to clik it to make it make noyse)

I can't get the video to play But yes we def can do the yokee singing !!! Uncle Neil likes yokee (& scotch, don't know what that is ?) !!

is this enny better, koda?



mummy sumtimes makes skoch pankakeses. Maybee thats wot your unkul neel likes too

Oh Millie !!

The fat lad won't let me come. He reckons he knows what you're upto inviting all us good looking girls over to yours! I don't know what he could possibly mean Koda.
Theia x

I reckon you're good enough for Xfactor with that voice Millie.
Theia x

I reckon millie sounds better than the contestants

i hav just lookeded up the eggs facta and think yor rite that i have a good chans! after all, i do no lots about chikins and eggses alreddy.

also, it is a verry good aireea for eggs facta peepul - we hav sum very faymus peepuls from neer heer. there is ollee murz from witum were mummy gows to specsavers so she can see our tee proply, and sumwon called mat cardor hoo livveded neer my ar ess piecey ay kennuls and sumwon els called durmuttow leery from colchesta were mummy gows to hur docta wot she sez is an idyut.

i will keep praktising so i kan be faymus too!

LizP wrote:i hav just lookeded up the eggs facta and think yor rite that i have a good chans! after all, i do no lots about chikins and eggses alreddy.

also, it is a verry good aireea for eggs facta peepul - we hav sum very faymus peepuls from neer heer. there is ollee murz from witum were mummy gows to specsavers so she can see our tee proply, and sumwon called mat cardor hoo livveded neer my ar ess piecey ay kennuls and sumwon els called durmuttow leery from colchesta were mummy gows to hur docta wot she sez is an idyut.

i will keep praktising so i kan be faymus too!

LizP wrote:Can we do carry yokee singings? I do ded good singings. mummy has maded the noyse her fone makes of me singings and she sez she dus get ded od lookses! it is like this (it is a vidjo so you do hav to clik it to make it make noyse)

Maya was fast asleep at my feet till i played that

Aww bless her she must have thought there was another dog in the house

AussieStaff wrote:Maya well done at the vet, injections = treats that's all I know, and vets = fuss/cuddles from everyone ! How are you going with getting on the humans bed ? I hope you are there now and settled in nicely, it wil be same every night you will see !

Nope, i not on hooman bed yet I spose i will av to wait till mi leggies get bigger den i can jump on wen i want I do lie on mi mattress at side of beddy tho, and i make sum nice smells for daddy in da nite.

Mia05 wrote:I reckon millie sounds better than the contestants

Indeed she does

Mia05 wrote:Aww bless her she must have thought there was another dog in the house

Certainly got a reaction Crystal, like she was talking back

Be something in the region of "im a cute wee staffy u dnt need another do you?"

Hiii! I'M BUG! Nice to meet you all. I have had SUCH an exciting few days! On Friday my mummes and daddes went away and left me with granma!!!!!! I could not believe it Before they went Mummes took me out with Granma and showed her how to walk me (apparently I have "issues" but I call it SPIRIT ) and I ran as fast as I could into Mummes legs and knocked her over Granma wasn't so excited about walking me after that...

Anyway, APPARENTLY they went on something called a holidays... but last time they went on holidays they took me too! And I ate looooads of sheep poo and drank from the swamp and then pooped alllll night in the tent mummes was nearly sick maybe that's why I couldn't come with them to The Prague...

Granma walked me every day, but sometimes I had to stay on the lead. I'm very scared of dogs sometimes and I BARK BARK BARK when I see them, unless Mummes distracts me first and then all I see is CHEESE One day I saw 6 dogs in one walk! Then I lay down on the floor and didn't want to walk anymore so Granma had to carry me home Granma made me a technicolour coat for the winter to keep me snug cause I has a bald belly and get very cold and I had loads of food and nugs all weekend.

This is me trying to get Granma's attention when she was knitting!


THEN at 2am on Tuesday Mummes and Daddes suddenly appeared from nowhere I wagged and bounced as fast as I could and licked Daddes in the eyeball. AND THEN because my routine was already all over the place Mummes and Daddes let me sleep up in the GIANT bed upstairs! I was soooooo happy I spooned and I dug my feet into their ribs and I tried to play when everyone was asleep and then sat on my Daddes head to wake him up on his birthday Since they've been back i've been nuggling with them all the time in case they go away again, and had LOADS of fun on my walks (Mummes says it's "naughtiness?!!!??!) to remind them what they've been missing!

I like to know what you're all up to, i'm nosy sometimes and I don't get to see other doggies on my walks Thank you for sharing your tips on how to defeat the hoomans!

Mia says from afar you will be cozy in winter bug the coolest dog around . Woof and a few. howls. Mia

Hiya Bug we've missed you My Mummy says she wont go on holiday & leev me but daddy has bought a van thing & said we can sleep in that if we go somewhere new I've never slept anywhere called new befor!!!
Millie your singing is great, you will be the bestest at carry yokee when we sleep over at Koda's house
Theia doesn't the fat lad trust you to sleep over with us at Koda's we wont be naughty

Theia I don't think you need fat lad's approval to come for the sleepover, see you tomorrow night !!

BUG you look fab in Gramma's knitting, colours suit you !

I see Mummy was BBQ'g us a big slab of rump steak for the sleepover last night, nom nom nom, see you all tomorrow night !

Hiya Bug! yor winter nittedy owtfit is fab. is that wot they call deezina?

I hope you ment to say a big slab of rump stake EECH, koda?

Uncle Neil will make us more!! 1 more sleep

We've just been to the fields where the grass is really long. It's the place I like to pretend to be a kangaroo and bounce through the grass. So off I go but this time I forgot to stop and Pete says I was about 50m , I think the m stands for miles because I couldn't see him when he whistled for me. I got very worried and was bouncing and searching for him everywhere. There was only one thing for it, use the nose! I stopped and sniffed the air until I got the unmistakable wiff of the fat lad and homed in on him. He was hiding behind a tree believe it or not! He reckons it was a good test for me and I tell you I was so pleased I found him. I thought I was lost forever. Fatty reckons he was watching me all the time but it was still blooming scary.
Theia x

Lynn&Pete wrote:We've just been to the fields where the grass is really long. It's the place I like to pretend to be a kangaroo and bounce through the grass. So off I go but this time I forgot to stop and Pete says I was about 50m , I think the m stands for miles because I couldn't see him when he whistled for me. I got very worried and was bouncing and searching for him everywhere. There was only one thing for it, use the nose! I stopped and sniffed the air until I got the unmistakable wiff of the fat lad and homed in on him. He was hiding behind a tree believe it or not! He reckons it was a good test for me and I tell you I was so pleased I found him. I thought I was lost forever. Fatty reckons he was watching me all the time but it was still blooming scary.
Theia x

Oooo, your Daddy sound weely cwuel I can get lost in my back garden gwass coz it soo long, mummy keep telling daddy to cut it, but dad say leave it so i can play there

Oh Bug, you look so pretty. I want one to keep me warm in the winter. I hate the cold. I think mummy and daddies get very confused about what naughtiness is. You were only having fun on your walks Bug that's not naughty. It's nice of you to remind them of what they missed while they left you.  Oh Theia that sounds very scary, I can't believe your daddy pretended to leave you. Im so glad you found him. Sometimes I do worry about the two legged ones. My mummmy took me to the park last night, daddy wasnt very well so he stayed at home. We met a lady on the way who said she was very scared of staffords as one naughty one had hurt her dog once. Well the lady was very very scared of me and I had a little bark as I was a bit scared of her. But mummy talked to her forever (mummy said it was five minutes but it wasn't!) and gave the lady a treat for me. I'm always well behaved for food so the lady said I was a lovely girl and this made mummy proud. Now I'm only young but sometimes I wonder how mummy manages without me. We walked down the road and I looked across at the park but mummy said we can't go in as the gates shut at half past eight. Well she really had no clue, the car gates were shut but the small gates were open. I kept looking across at them and eventually mummy understood. We went in and I met a handsome big Labrador, his mummy asked if i was friendly and my mummy said yes, she may have a little bark but she is just nervous sometimes. So me and Labby pulled our mum's and had a lovely sniff of each other's noses. After we said goodbye we went and had a lovely walk. Mummy being the silly thing she is didn't bring my long line so i was on the normal lead but as I was so good and the park was empty mummy let the lead drop. I had a lovely time sniffing but i like to keep an eye on mummy as who knows what trouble she will get into if i don't watch her. At one point we were having a little run in the middle of the park when i saw a doggy i wanted to say hello to and so i ran so fast to get to him . Mummy got so worried and started saying goodbye then she ran the other way! can you believe that, so i didn't get anywhere near the doggy but came running back to mummy. She was so happy with me, I don't know why she worries I just wanted a good gallop. We went home and mummy told daddy what a good girl I was. Then I decided to keep them on their toes by stretching out on the settee so they couldn't fit in it. Oh the fun I have with the two legged ones. Ps does anyone know how to make tthemshare their food? I would always share my food with them but they are so mean with their hooman food. I still haven't had aanything yummy. They stuffed a pizza in their faces last night. I didn't even get a crust.

you sound like you had fun at the park Misty, my mummy doesn't like me running off to see other dogs either, she said I might scare them but I'm scared of everything
My tip on getting some of the hoomans food is to try & not look at them eating but when they are nearly finished start dribbling it works with mine

katy

Mistys Mum wrote:Ps does anyone know how to make tthemshare their food? I would always share my food with them but they are so mean with their hooman food. I still haven't had aanything yummy. They stuffed a pizza in their faces last night. I didn't even get a crust.

I don't know any more, coz I missed out last night too !!





I left with my sad face and they felt bad and Daddy got me some crust from on top of the bench top !!!!

Lynn&Pete wrote:He was hiding behind a tree believe it or not! He reckons it was a good test for me and I tell you I was so pleased I found him. I thought I was lost forever. Fatty reckons he was watching me all the time but it was still blooming scary.
Theia x

Oh Theia that is unheard of, you MUST punish the fat lad for that !!!!!
I am glad you are ok and you found him, I didn't think he'd be able to hide behind a tree

i am stunneded by the ekstreem croolty of the fat one, theia. i am speechluss, and that dus not hapen verry offun!

that is a very good sad face indeed, koda. you must have been praktissing for ayjiz. i wish i was allowd to put my foots on tabulses. i did manij to get rite up onto the tabul a few times and wons daddy had spilded sum yummy fishy stuff so i did chooded the tabul to get all the taste off so now mummy makes shur that the chairses are tuckeded underneeth so i cannot get up.  

It was ok really, he said he had eyes on me all the time. Just teaching me a lesson about running away.
Koda, he was stood sideways behind a massive tree!!. Lol
Theia x

this thread makes me chuckle

Daddy let me out in the garden this morning, and he sez there garden is tewwaced or sumfink, and i climed up too steps to the miggle tewwace to av a luke wound. Anyway daddy was in the kitchen making a cup of coppee, den he hear a splash. Yip i had slipped into the pond So dad came wunning to me and pulled me out, and i was gwateful for dat, coz it was fweezing

Den he dwied me orf wiv a towal, den i want big nap, coz i was shocked Daddy calls me a silly sausage now, but i is more careful near dat bluddy water now.
Koda, i see whats yu meen about licking Legs, i av started lick my dads now, an thay taste yummy like bacon.

Mia05 wrote:

Maya`s Dad here, you should have seen her little face Crystal.