What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Jenc wrote:hi Maya its good to meet you on here You really need to train your hoomans as quik as you can so they learn its all yours & they ave to share

Iya Katy, yep i am working ard on them, and been givin them the wunawound all day. Daddy sed erlier that he could smell poop, but cudn`t see anywhere. I hid one under the stairs behind the oover, an it was mummy Who find it.

Tezzers wrote:

-Ian- wrote:

Hi ya Maya, sounds like you have a fab new home. I think you'll love the holiday with your new family like I do

Well last night was strange, I took Mum n Dad to my big park and chased lots of Squirrels (they think they own the flippin place) but when I got to the field with the short grass by the big house there were cars parked all over it and even stranger was the vibrations under my paws, Dad said it was a concert or something but it must have been really loud if even I noticed it. The good thing was that with all those people there, there were lots making a fuss of me which of course I love

Iya Ian, yes i am weely appy wiv my new howse, an i cant wate to go to the seeside next year Did you do any bang heading at the concert

Dad didn't but he said it was wobbly Williams or somebody

-Ian- wrote:
Dad didn't but he said it was wobbly Williams or somebody

Oooo, i cud chew on im all day long

ur dad or wobbie williams

Tezzers wrote:

-Ian- wrote:
Dad didn't but he said it was wobbly Williams or somebody

 Oooo, i cud chew on im all day long

My mummy said she could too She means wobbly Williams (sorry Ian)

Mia05 wrote: ur dad or wobbie williams

Wobbli williams

Jenc wrote:

My mummy said she could too She means wobbly Williams (sorry Ian)

Oooo Katy  I ment to urt im

You better tell your Mummys to back off coz Throbbie Robbie is all hers apparantly!!! I will write later its just 6am and cold. Koda x

Aww koda u shud be cuddled in yer mammies bed

AussieStaff wrote:You better tell your Mummys to back off coz Throbbie Robbie is all hers apparantly!!! I will write later its just 6am and cold. Koda x

He wud be thwobbing if i eva get my pin like teef in him

My Daddy just giv me is pippers, coz i keep chew dem wiv is feet still in He sed he cant just giv me one, coz he will walk funni wiv only one, so now he is pipperless

He sed he will av to use is plip plops now, so wen i av finish wiv pippers i can start wurk on dem.

Maya! You get the slippers AND want to pierce Mummy's future husband, you funny ! I'm glad you love your new family/home. I love mine, even though it's only one I had.

Great advice Katy & Mia !!

Hey I wondered if you guys aren't busy if you'd like to sleep over on Saturday night ? Coz my Uncle Neil is coming to look after me !!!! He is TONNES of fun, I love him very much. He is Mummy's best friend and mine. Oh and I am in Australia so just not far from you all !

I posted some pictures into Gallery, I wasn't sure if should go there or here, I hope you can look!

i do no no why but my mummy sez she have bookeded me on the nekst flite to Stralia for a slee pover with you koda. and i do not need to wurry abowt hurriyn bak. sumthing abowt me doing wakings up at siksurclok. i do not no why she is making such a fuss, it woz later than yestuday.

mummy sez that the wobbli willums is so you can keep it. i think she is rite if it makes the growned shake. we have big black things called elicoptas that beelong to sumthin called the harmee that do flie over and make the growned shake. is a wobbli willums like that? i would not wont to choo one of thems.

by the way, maya, eeun is the hooman who belongs to flo. it is confuzin at furst but you will get the hang ov it. you is doing ded goods for yor aj.

Koda, can I come ? Is Australia near where my cousins live in the New Forest ? Don't know why they call it a new forest, it looks very old to me

I don't know what this flight thing is that Millie's mum has put her on but my Mum & Dad are going to something called a vineyard today so it would be grate to play with your uncle

Let me know and I'll be straight there

AussieStaff wrote:  Maya! You get the slippers AND want to pierce Mummy's future husband, you funny ! I'm glad you love your new family/home. I love mine, even though it's only one I had.

 Well Daddy carwied mi wound a mahoosive feeld today, he sed so i get sum fwesh air. I fink i will like to play on there wen i allowed. I ad cwambled ed for bwekki again this morning, and twas yummy. Then daddy tuke mi to the feeld, and wen we were walkin, we see thwee big gweyounds wiv a man, Gosh they was gigantic But i wasn`t scardy, coz dad had tite old of mi.

Then we went ome, and i ad mi din dins, It called k9 optibum buppy food, and dad put a likkle warm water in to make it sof, and gwavyish.  I was tire den, so went in mi pen for a nice nap. Wen i woke up, daddy give mi anuther Hot frog sausige an it made mi mouth water.

Oh, fore i figet, dad say i can sleep in their bedwoom tonite, so he can get to me faster wen i want a poop, So he say he will take mi cumfy bed in their woom, and i can just use the cwate for nap, and hidey hole in the day.

Ooo Edditt

I jus eard daddy on da telling bone and he was make appointment at sumwhere called mets or sumfink, an it wud seam i go next monday for start of infections

Hello Maya! I Gizmo, I very grown up now and am 14 munths old. I fink you going Vets which is brilliant because they give you lots of treats and call you beautiful and then your humans fuss all over you because of jections but they don't hurt because we is ruff tuff staffies.

what is williams and why he wobbly?
I don't like it being all hot, the humans keep watering me like I is a plant and I am not.

The portagees man next door is making flamey food and I always get some if I sing 'specially nicely.

Goblin wrote:Hello Maya! I Gizmo, I very grown up now and am 14 munths old. I fink you going Vets which is brilliant because they give you lots of treats and call you beautiful and then your humans fuss all over you because of jections but they don't hurt because we is ruff tuff staffies.

what is williams and why he wobbly?
I don't like it being all hot, the humans keep watering me like I is a plant and I am not.

The portagees man next door is making flamey food and I always get some if I sing 'specially nicely.

Hi Gizmo, nice to meets yu.
Ah i see soo vets not mets, fanks Gizmo I is luking forward to go now if it meens tweets an cuggles. Ye i is a tuffi, coz them bluddy biggy graounds never bovvered me, an thay was mahoosive

I dunno why he wobbly, maybe he has wubber wegs or sumfink I hope my dad do a baba Q this summer, coz we likes our foodies dont we Gizmo Mi daddy says i never stop eats, and i am gweedy beggar

Mia05 wrote:

Love this fwead Thread Crystal, well done to Lynn and Pete for starting it.

Hello everyone, I love hearing about my fellow doggies adventures. You all seem to have your two legged creatures so well trained. I'm having some issues with mine. Now I know you probably won't believe this but my mummy and daddy just don't understand food. They only give me three meals a day!! I know you must be shocked to read that but I'll tell you something even worse. They don't even share their two legged food with me. Yes, can you believe that. Mummy went out today and came back with some bags that smelt lovely, she said they were maccy ds. Well i thought they smelt fantastic and waited very pashently for her to give me some. Well I waited a long time, she gave daddy loads, and she stuffed her face and they gave me absolutely nothing. It's so upsetting I tried my best to tell both the gannets that I would love some, i tried giving my paw, laying my head on them, crying, whining and trying to stick my tongue in the bag but they didn't care. So if any of my four legged friends have any trainers they have used to get the two legged ones in line then please let me know! It was ok in the end though, two legged ones took me for a walk tonight and I hovered up some manky stale bread I found under a Bush before they could stop me. Yum yum.

Mistys Mum wrote:Hello everyone, I love hearing about my fellow doggies adventures. You all seem to have your two legged creatures so well trained. I'm having some issues with mine. Now I know you probably won't believe this but my mummy and daddy just don't understand food. They only give me three meals a day!! I know you must be shocked to read that but I'll tell you something even worse. They don't even share their two legged food with me. Yes, can you believe that. Mummy went out today and came back with some bags that smelt lovely, she said they were maccy ds. Well i thought they smelt fantastic and waited very pashently for her to give me some. Well I waited a long time, she gave daddy loads, and she stuffed her face and they gave me absolutely nothing. It's so upsetting I tried my best to tell both the gannets that I would love some, i tried giving my paw, laying my head on them, crying, whining and trying to stick my tongue in the bag but they didn't care. So if any of my four legged friends have any trainers they have used to get the two legged ones in line then please let me know! It was ok in the end though, two legged ones took me for a walk tonight and I hovered up some manky stale bread I found under a Bush before they could stop me. Yum yum.

Aw Misty thet sound like cwap I get woads of tweets, and daddy giv me sumfink called tater ash yesterday wich was luvly an yum, but i never stop bottom burping since and he say it stink Yu jus av to twy arder for get wat yu want, or twy steal sum wen not lookin

don't wurry, misty, i have a crool hooman too. my mummy has too big problems. furstly, she is a traner an she is ded strikt. maya, you mite fined this a bit shokking to no that hoomans can be so crool, but you need to lurn wot life is reely like. my mummy does not allow us to beg and we have to sit in a line in wate untill she sez so befor we can go to are boles to eet we are not alowed to pull on are leeds and wen she sez so we have to warke to heel

can you imagin?

the othur thing with my mummy is that she is sumthin corled a vejitairun, so we do not have yummy things corled maccy dees (wich is why we hav to eet so much bunny poo).

AND we onlee have TOO meels a day! Sept if it is hot and we have lollies. we had frozeded hart lollies yestuday, yum!

gizmo is rite abowt the vet, maya, eksept if you hav a porly foot. i did have a porly foot and the vet pokeded it and i did not like that. and make shur you sit down all the time coz gizmo went a wile back and got pokeded up the bottum!

-Ian- wrote:Koda, can I come ? Is Australia near where my cousins live in the New Forest ? Don't know why they call it a new forest, it looks very old to me

Let me know and I'll be straight there

Aww yeah you can come over ! I hope I'm not too late ? Stupid Mummy was out and I had no interwebz !!

Mistys Mum wrote:Hello everyone, I love hearing about my fellow doggies adventures. You all seem to have your two legged creatures so well trained. I'm having some issues with mine. Now I know you probably won't believe this but my mummy and daddy just don't understand food. They only give me three meals a day!! I know you must be shocked to read that but I'll tell you something even worse. They don't even share their two legged food with me. Yes, can you believe that. Mummy went out today and came back with some bags that smelt lovely, she said they were maccy ds. Well i thought they smelt fantastic and waited very pashently for her to give me some. Well I waited a long time, she gave daddy loads, and she stuffed her face and they gave me absolutely nothing. It's so upsetting I tried my best to tell both the gannets that I would love some, i tried giving my paw, laying my head on them, crying, whining and trying to stick my tongue in the bag but they didn't care. So if any of my four legged friends have any trainers they have used to get the two legged ones in line then please let me know! It was ok in the end though, two legged ones took me for a walk tonight and I hovered up some manky stale bread I found under a Bush before they could stop me. Yum yum.

You have to train them !! After a while they will give in, trust me. BTW next time they go to Maccy D's make sure you order yourself a strawberry sundae at the drive-thru speaker !!

Wow you have been busy everyone!

Mummy & Daddy stayed in city last night coz it's Daddy's birthday and my Uncle Neil came over and let me sleep on his bed. I can't talk about what we got up to as don't think Mummy will be happy, think she can tell from my stinky bum today

I was basking in the sun today (don't worry about the wood at the bottom of the fence, just there for decoration - well so I don't get into the yard next door )



I asked Mummy to play !



Then she took me to Nana's but Grandpa was asleep in bed so I couldn't lick his legs , I can't wait til one day when I can get into her shell collection (it goes to the ceiling!)



Then Mummy & Daddy took me to my favourite shop, and I got a huge bag of food but Daddy said no toys coz he was in a hurry    Guess I will have to treat myself to his slippers later  :-$

Ur no missing much with maccy ds misty specially they gherkin whatcha ma call its. I don't sneek heid roond door to stare at mum as she catches me an laffs. Sos i lie on carpet thingy and wait furever till i heer forky on plate thats when i wag my tail look at mum then run to treat cupboard i am vintage staff and have own cupboard for treets i will have figure one day how to open cupboard i no realized yet.

Aww koda ur uncle kens how a staffys brain works lovely photos the shell collection is awesome you'll b nice and cool on tiles koda

Mia05 wrote:Ur no missing much with maccy ds misty  specially they gherkin whatcha ma call its. I don't sneek heid roond door to stare at mum as she catches me an laffs. Sos i lie on carpet thingy and wait furever till i heer forky on plate thats when i wag my tail look at mum then run to treat cupboard i am vintage staff and have own cupboard for treets i will have figure one day how to open cupboard i no realized yet.

I help ! If the cupboard is loose you just push inwards at bottom then hook opposite cupboard with paw, if the cupboard is not then you can get paw underneath and pull open sometimes, I hope you get lucky !! :-$

Hard for me dear koda as i have one cupboard in corner an mum aways watches me im quite auld and dinnae get into twuble (aye right says mum) she not forgot bout thursday at vet . Merican bulldog do big growl i waited few secons and did wee growl back but mummy tells me off thrn big black doggy passes right in front o me and didnt growl mammie tried give treat i did no take it tho. Too bizy sniff floor plenty dogs be here wee lady put me on table and i waz a shaking as last time glass stick went someplace shudnae an a make mess on vet table

Aww but I think if you get in other cupboards you find treats everywhere, Mums try to hide but can't always. for vet place story, sorry ha!!

LizP wrote:maya, you mite fined this a bit shokking to no that hoomans can be so crool, but you need to lurn wot life is reely like. my mummy does not allow us to beg and we have to sit in a line in wate untill she sez so befor we can go to are boles to eet we are not alowed to pull on are leeds and wen she sez so we have to warke to heel

can you imagin?

the othur thing with my mummy is that she is sumthin corled a vejitairun, so we do not have yummy things corled maccy dees (wich is why we hav to eet so much bunny poo).

AND we onlee have TOO meels a day! Sept if it is hot and we have lollies. we had frozeded hart lollies yestuday, yum!

gizmo is rite abowt the vet, maya, eksept if you hav a porly foot. i did have a porly foot and the vet pokeded it and i did not like that. and make shur you sit down all the time coz gizmo went a wile back and got pokeded up the bottum!

Oooo, dat sound howible. I is sure your mummy do these fings for your own good tho I no like vegingbubbles, daddy give me a fwozen cawwot last nite, and i licked it once shook mi ead then never tuch again. owibble Dem frozed hart Lollie sound yummi, dus your mummy make dem for yu ?
I is sowwy bout your foot and glad it better now

Fanks for warn about pokey bum thing, i will make sure i sit tite

AussieStaff wrote:Wow you have been busy everyone!

Mummy & Daddy stayed in city last night coz it's Daddy's birthday and my Uncle Neil came over and let me sleep on his bed. I can't talk about what we got up to as don't think Mummy will be happy, think she can tell from my stinky bum today

I was basking in the sun today (don't worry about the wood at the bottom of the fence, just there for decoration - well so I don't get into the yard next door )

I asked Mummy to play !



Then Mummy & Daddy took me to my favourite shop, and I got a huge bag of food but Daddy said no toys coz he was in a hurry    Guess I will have to treat myself to his slippers later  :-$

Ohhh Koda, your eyeses melt my hart, dey is buteiful, and i fink i luv yu. Ye make sure yu ruin his pippers koda, meany man

Mia05 wrote:Ur no missing much with maccy ds misty  specially they gherkin whatcha ma call its. I don't sneek heid roond door to stare at mum as she catches me an laffs. Sos i lie on carpet thingy and wait furever till i heer forky on plate thats when i wag my tail look at mum then run to treat cupboard i am vintage staff and have own cupboard for treets i will have figure one day how to open cupboard i no realized yet.

Hiya Mia, jus ask ur mummy to tie sum wope awound cubord angle, den yu can pull open.

I am now on faze too of mi pwan. Faze one was to get in bedwoom, an i dun dat. Next faze will be to get in bed wiv them, i twied dis mowning, but bed too hi. I will jus wait till i big enuff to jump up.

Well done on faze 1 Maya, faze 2 will be eze pezy now. I used to be too small to jump on the bed so I used to skweez in the corner & clime up I can jump up now by myself

Jenc wrote:Well done on faze 1 Maya, faze 2 will be eze pezy now. I used to be too small to jump on the bed so I used to skweez in the corner & clime up I can jump up now by myself

Ohh, fanks for tip on sqeeze in corner an clime katy, i fink i will twy dat. I will get there ventually coz we never gives up

my mummy sez she loves yor asking to play foto, koda.

kongratulashuns, maya. you is doowing ded good. wot you now do is put your pors up on the bed and make wimpring noyzes wile looking pitiful. hoomans can't rezist! my mummy pickeded me up wen i was too little but now i just jump so she can make that 'oomf' noyze she likes doowing

Mum and Dad said said they couldn't take me to yours coz they had been to some place wiv grapes Koda

Maybe you can come to mine when I have my next sleep over with the mini humans

LizP wrote:my mummy sez she loves yor asking to play foto, koda.

kongratulashuns, maya. you is doowing ded good. wot you now do is put your pors up on the bed and make wimpring noyzes wile looking pitiful. hoomans can't rezist! my mummy pickeded me up wen i was too little but now i just jump so she can make that 'oomf' noyze she likes doowing

Fank you, so if climey no work, i put likkle pors on bed and wimpring. Me likes this fowum, coz i lurn loads.

Dus yo laff wen mummy go oomph

When I was fourfive months olded I lept up on the bed and pertended to be all asleep, i even did all my sleep noises so they'd be proper fooled.

I forgot to shut my eyes though so they noticed.

Goblin wrote:When I was fourfive months olded I lept up on the bed and pertended to be all asleep, i even did all my sleep noises so they'd be proper fooled.

I forgot to shut my eyes though so they noticed.

So anudder one is jump on bed ( wen i can ) an snoresez wiv eyeses open

ha ha ha, gizmo, i do like that storee.

so, the nite befor last i did sleep with my daddy (now i no wy mummy duz not sleep with him, he makes lots of noyze at nite!). mummy sed she did not wont to wake up at sixurclok again, so i could sleep with daddy. it was grate, i playeded with my brutha chaos all nite. i did wake up wen it was still dark and played, and then wen it was a bit lite and played, and any time i wonted too.

daddy did look verry tired in the morning. i do not no wy

last nite i slepted with mummy again. but i did wont to play with my brutha chaos and i did tell mummy i did want to go and play and that she must open the dor for mee and she did say wurds i did not understand, sumthin like 'sod off'.

but i woz so eksited to go and play that i did shake (i do shake lots wen i am eksited!), so i did then bounceded mummy and lieded rite nekst to her and shake for ever such a long time. she did larfed at me.

Remember when you go on the two legged ones beds that they don't want much room so you can have it all. Also they love it when you stretch your legs out. I've found the best position is to lay sideways along the middle of the bed. The hoomans love sleeping with their legs and most of their bodies hanging out of bed. My mummy and daddy were so funny, when I first moved in they had a separate dog bed for me. Ha ha can you believe that! What a waste of money. I slept in it for a while but the plan was always to get in their bed. They went away for a bit and left me with my Nan and grandad who loved me sleeping with them. When mummy and daddy came back they knew then that the only option was to let me in their bed. So be pashent my friends, the two legged ones always give in. Just make sure you master something my mummy calls sad eyes
Once you have that done then they do anything you want!

we are not alowed to pull on are leeds and wen she sez so we have to warke to heel

can you imagin?




what does this mean? If it means pull the two legged ones then I'm grate at it!

Sorry I haven't been able to catch up with all your antics everyone. Lynn & the fat one don't leave the computer on when they go out as they think I'll go on Amazon and order lots of nice things! They're probably right, and you can get some real bargains on ebay too!!
I never sleep on their bed, I have my own downstairs and I'm more than happy being by myself. I'm surprised Lynn doesn't sleep with me because of the noise and stink the fat one makes!!!
I'm going to shoot off now to remind them it's time for my tea, ta ra for a bit.
Theia x