What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

you is stil getting krismus prezunts, giz? that is mazing ded lukky.

i do too get owchy bits stuk in my fur sumtimes and do orlso get forns wot stikses rite in me that mummy has to pul owt wot makes me owch. i do not like having forns pulleded owt but it does feel betta afta.

Millie I did not see your Arnt Cris. She must have been hiding ! I do hope she is ok coz the fire was real hot. Giz why did you get Krismiss present still, that is dead good, you must have been real good!! It has been dead hot here and I STILL do no have any grass in my yard, it is outrajus !!! My Mummy says sum boys will bring all the grass tomorrow and I can have booma ball again then, I do fink she might not lie to me !

My grass did come back today while I was asleep!!!!!

I got prezzy on account of I din't see my narnty and nuncle and them ones were who had da prezzy.

Stoopid fiyre is bad and I sorree it hurted your contree. Wos your gras hidin from the fiyre and dat's why it wentaway?

i did not no gras could hided, gizmo! you is ded klevur nowing that.

how is your nyoo gras, koda? is it good for diggings?

That's dead nice of your narnty n nuncle Giz!

I didn't know grass could be hided eva, sum boys did take it away and bring me new one!!

YAPPY STRAYA DAY every won!!! And for your Arnt Cris in Straya too Millie!!! We is having a bar ba kew and I have friends coming to play!!!!

yappy straylia day to you to, koda. parruntlee my arnt cris is making evreething green and yelo. that dus sownd like wee on gras

I helped mummy wiv her studdys by stepping allover her book so she'd see where she'd got up to on account of my footsies mark.

that is a grate ideeya! i bet your mummy was ded grateful.

my mummy did maked me go owtside in the poring rane last nite and she did putted my cote on and did come owt with me but i did just stand and shaked and did not do a wee or ennything so mummy did bringed me bak in and did taked my cote off then my brutha chaos he did wont to go owt chasing ratses so i did go owt chasing ratses with him

Hi all my favrit friends! I did get a new big yard which is full of grass and now no men have been coming for bangy bangy and I am not scared now so I am not being sick no more and no more shakings, it is dead good. I am not loud boomer on new grass yet but Mummy says soon I can when it does grow sum more. I did miss you all and am sorry I couldn't get on here, I was scared at home and am looking after Nana coz she is old now. I av made sum new friends who does live near me they is dead mazing & I get sooooo many cuggles!!!

hellow koda! that is ded good that you dus hav nyoo frends but i do hope they is not as speshul as we is . that gras must grow kwik kwik so you can have boomaborl agane.

i did hav porly bottum. i woz not shur mummy did no i did have porly bottum so i did skwitty poos orl ova the karpit in the livving room. i did do plentee so mummy wood see but i woz not shure it woz in the rite place so i did do sum mor. i do think mummy liked that coz she did kollekt it orl up in a speshul masheen to keep for layta.

keep looking afta your nana, koda. you is wot is corled a nanny dog.

They is not as great as my fwiends here, you is all dead best! But they is nice and all does like fussing over me. I do have a dog friend now too called Jemma, she is real old tho so I have to be gentle good boy Koda wiv her like I am Nana coz we is nanny dogs aye!

I do ope your bottom is much better now, that's dead nice your Mummy kept your stuff in case you want it back! She is dead good isn't she Millie!

Squint poos is smell good. I hope you mum did like them millie.
Koda I is glad yew did get yor gras back and is being a good nanny x

I don't undstand tho Duke coz I did be a good nanny dog and then Mummy tried to kill me at the park today!!!!

wot did she do, koda? i hope you did do your por deefensluss puppy look to make her feel ded giltee.

my bottum is orl betta now, just my normul deelishus farts

Wot did yor mummy do koda.
I is glad your bothy is betta now millie, I is orl sad coz I got a split clore an it's herting mee.

She did trick me to go for a walk then she did magically make my favrit ball appear so I did chasey chasey til I did drop coz it was SO hot and then she did try make me walk all the way home which is one whole block way!!!! It was 42 the-grees outside!!!! I was loud to stay in air cond ALL day long to recover and managed little bit food. I will be ok I fink. Fank you both! A split clore does sound ouchy, how come you got that?? Take care buddy!

that is ded lots of grees, koda! we do only have a few grees so we can do lots of chasing our WBs in our feeyuld for ajiz and ajiz and not forling ova afta.

hurtee clors dus not sownd nice, i do think you do need lots of cugguls to make it betta, duke.

Im glad u are better millie,look after nana koda so hot where u is. Hope everyone elses behaving . I have left a few boomer balls and tuna and mackarel for everyone

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Arntee Cwystal where did you leave all those dead nice things please ????

Here you go in the garage koda all the mumsies has a key thats very norty isn't it ()

I had a bad day awnty cwistmus so can I av a treat plleese.
Mummy did tri to look at Mt clore but I did not let her it woz hurt in and I did growl at my mummy
Sew she did take mee too the vetses. It woz nice in the watin room and I did waggy at orl the dogs, but wen I got in to the vet I did get scared an did wee myself and woz shaky.
They did av to mussul mee an hold mee and I woz growling an the vet did clip off my hurty nayul an I did cry
Yes it did feel much better an now it's not hurt in and l can run about agen so I is happy.

Sowwy awnty cwistal this computer can't spell

i has been snuffling orl rownd to fined the makrul but i has not fownded it but maybe duke dus needs it mor coz he has a porlee clor.

my sista nola she too mus to go the vetses today coz she dus to likky likky bottum orl the time.

Duke you are dead brave getting your clore fixed, I'm real glad it's all betterer now! I hope Nola is ok at vets, please do tell her bum on floor bum on floor - but not like you did Millie!

Well it was my Mummy's birfday yestday and she did bandon me! She came home got Nana & Dad and did go out for ours and ours and ours!! I was left home alone, OUTSIDE and I did not eat anyfing coz my Mummy did say I av to be good boy good Koda be good! But my Mummy must av eaten sumfing dead not good coz she was sicky this morning!

I is orl betta today.
Koda mummies do often get sick wen it's ther birfday
Por nola with a itchy bum

Checking off now hope all my wee friends are all better soon xxxxx

Oh por Kodas mummy, burfday sikkyness Hope yor footse betterer soon Duke I had my cusin Sheamus com visit today he's got lot biggerer than last time I sawd him! Mummy said we cood go walkies togefer I's not bin out wif him befor, I chasd him rownd the feeld the played nicely but on our way bak he fort he wood try & pinch my stik I did likkle growly at him den dragged him up the feeld hangin on my stik

I didn't no that Duke I will tell her case she as nuva birfday soon! Bye Arntee Cwistmus, sorry I just being cheeky coz that's what Duke did say!

dus your mummy need to go to the vetses to get her bottum pokeded too, koda? my sista nola she did go today and it wos not so veree ded nice but she is feeling betta now so i fink that your mummy must need to feel betta like that too.

that is good that your clor is not so hurtee enny more, duke.

I did fogetted my parswurd what lets me back on but I member it now and is HERE!

Poor Dukey! Clors is very sore sumtimes, and I is glad you wented vets and got it all fixed. Did you get a keely to pet you lots and lots in da vets?
I ope Miss Nola is all better now.

My big pond is back and I dun a night time swims froo it and mummy was super impressed.I never heard her make such a noise,dat how impresseded she wos.

Gizmo HI !!!!! I did miss you and all my fwends here too, I haven't been loud on coz my Mummy did get real busy having a birfday and sum special humans did come from anuva country for her and then she did do working but was getting home real late and I was nearly sleep so couldn't get on puter. My Mummy does fink she is getting new job maybe this week so she will be able to let me be on here all time coz she will have much more time at home wif me !! That is dead cool you have big pond and that you can do swims, and night swims, and that your Mummy is sighted bout it !!!!

hellow! it is ded good to heer from you bowth. i did started to wunder if we woz not frendses no mor .

gizmo, that is a brillyunt ideea! nite swims in the pongd would be ded good, i will see if we can too do that. i rekkun my mummy wod eksklame ded lowd like your mummy did.

I fought we is all fiends for life, for sure! I luv you alls My mummy does get a new job today and tells me tonight we will spend whole lots more time too gether soon!!

deffinutly frendses for life! you is orl my bestest frendes eksept maybe my brutha chaos and my sista nola but they dusn't cownt coz they is my brutha and sista.

hole lots more time with you dus sownd grate for your mummy, i bet she is ded happy. you wil be able to have booma borl orl day long now!

fiendses firr lyfe!
I did find a nomnom on da floor in da usual pavement buffet way, but it was a hotwing. A hotwing is where they putted owy stuff on dat dus hurty my mowfs and make me all hotty botty and said.

Mummy did sed she wos going to spritz da floor wiv tabasco to stop me from eating floor food.

that is ded meen sownding, gizmo! wot croowulty wil they think of nekst?

Mummy sed I is got nowun to blame but myself. not true, i got LOTS of pepul.

we woz just a takked by a doriss! she did throw worta at us and blowded ded big winned! (doriss is wot mummy sez the big nasty stormses is corled, koda). my sista nola and me we did do a bit of walkees but did come home ded kwik but my brutha chaos he did go into the gardun and then did say that was eenuf. mummy is orl wet.

doris made my mummy dead late! And daddy did look like dis when he got back from da shopses

you shood have seeded the chikins, they wos neerly orl blowded ova! that dus surv them rite for keeping orl ther poo in the wire bit so i cannot reech it

Doris does sound dead mean, fank you Millie for splaining coz I don't have a Doris here. Gizmo your Daddy does look dead funny !! Can't Doris make chikken poo blowed thru fence for you ? My Mummy does say you must all keeped safe.

owr henses did all hide in their howse what was dead sensible of dem.

I is glad Doris is gone coz I is scared of the wind

Pretty sure Mummy did forget to wake up ever coz Daddy says now she does do sleeps for 12 ours and she is tired, how is she tired after all that much sleeps and forgetting bout me!!

dus sleeps not meen bed cugguls tho, koda? we dus like sleeps, snugguling down unda the doovay. i do like to take my borl unda the doovay so mummy can finded it layta!

Hiding fings in beds is brilliant funs. I must find more fings to hide.

My Unkl Neil did sleep over last night !!!!! I did give him lots of licks and cuddles and we did have play fightings, I fink I did win ! He is coming back neks weekend again for a whole week end !!!!

yay for unkul neil! ov corse you did win, ruff tuff staffies orlways win. i do not evva win coz i is a littul skwurt, or thats wot mummy sez. she is ded rood!

my sista nola she did hav to go to the vetses for bottum pokeys. i is ded scared, it wil be my turn nekst.