What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

Thats a great idea katy and koda

my foot is all sore and i am to go to the vet.

I was running after a superfast squirril and I hurted my foot. I got proper grumpy after that because my foot hurted and this stupid labrador stepped on it so I was GRR! and his human tooked him and wented away.

Stoopid foot. stoopid labrador. mummy gives me lots of cuddles though, and daddy gaves me chips even though mummy said not to.

I likes chips.

Everybody loves chips

Mmmm chips!! Stupid foot i hope the vet makes it better & you get treats!

Thats a great idea Katy, ill do that!

Unkle Craig is FUN i fink I lubs him!!

Axl hope he gives u treata

Oh Axl thats awesome he must be like Uncle Neil, maybe we have a sleepover with them!!!!

yor mummy's not a russull is she, mia? russulls yap and if your mummy is yapping maybe she is a russull. is she corled jak?

that is grate that you have fownded your daddy, koda. i think katy is rite, you have to sit on him.

oh i do hope you do not hav to go to the vetses, gizmo. but if you do, remember bum on flor so they cant to any poking.

Bum on floor

Well think mumma wood rather be a jack than a crystal aunty liz, i seen a russell yesterday yapping at me but i turned and ignored it too loud for my auld ears

Hi All, Gizmo has been banned from the internet whilst he recovers. He'll be having 5 minute lead-only walks until his paw is back to normal, he's been a very good boy about eating his pills so far. Hopefully it's not a break or a grass seed causing the swelling.

@ Millie - I did wonder why he was hiding him bum, now I know why!

I hope Gizmo's ban is lifted real soon ! Koda x

pleez mrs goblin, can my frend gizmo come owt to play now pleez?

helpuh! my mummy is SO mean, I aint lowed in the garden or the outside and i snuck on the laptop to plea for help.

my foot hurtes lots and my toe is all big.

oh no, gizmo. that is not good. did you go to the vetses? were you ded brave?

I went to the vetses and I was dead brave even though I only got petted by three ladies instead of five and I got lifted onto a table. The Vet saided my foots is either bruiseded or dere's summat stuck innit. I got to go back and maybe have an eckshray or a noperation. Dunno what they is but I don't eat beforehand so I reckon its like a big lambshank or summat.

i hav hadded eksrayses and the were not big lamshankses . they were sleepy sleeps and then feeling funnee after for a bit, so you do no need to be wurrid. eksept not getting brekfust, that is wurryink.

wot was rong with the other ladees, the wons that did no petted yoo? wur they sik or on holeeday or sumthink? ther must hav been a veree good reesun for not petting you!

I like sleepsies.
I dunno about holydays, but my Keelee was not dere last time niever and I looked in at the back where the sleepovers are and she not dere.

gizmo I is coming to break you owt I haf a plan I am gonna distract Mrs Gizmo wif my cuteness and you can hop owt the door!!!

wot a kunning plan, axl!

i have hurd that koda is at the vetses too, por koda. i wonder if you will both meet ther?

I am off to vet now, im scared!!!!!!

Vetses are gud the maek you betterer and sumtimes my vetse lets me zoomie arund the sergery she says I'm phunny! I even get biskits there so don't be scared it will be okay <3

Vet put stuff in my eye, I didn't like it, I squealed and Daddy had to hold me down, it was horrible !!! I no go back, ever. I have to wear this, but I'm not. And tonight I lay by fire, sad. I don't know what happened to me but I need to rest and get better, Daddy wants to put cream in my eye, no way !!!

Eek koda

Koda - I dunno about the neck fingy, but I is an exshpurt on the eye pokey pokey. Watchoo do is a treestep plot. firstep find where eyecream kept. Twostep wait til mum and dad ain't there. Three step grab eyecream and BITE it. It don't work if it got holes in it and then you will be safes.

Second forts - that thingy looks like it made of milk bottle so you should chew it lotsandlots.

Gizmo thanks I'll try that for sure!!! I haven't had cone yet but i got excited when Mummy said i needed steroids and cones, wow trippy!!!

Hey Koda, Chaos here. I had one of those kone things after My Big Fite, it was on for just years and I didn't even notice it in the end. I learned some great tips though. The best game us running up behind people. If you aim for between the legs you can get wedged or nock them over. I think they like playing that game coz they make a big noize. They also like the game of you rubbing aganest thing and nocking them ova. They come running when you play that one.

Another fun kone game is the little dog game. With a bit of practis you can skoop a little dog up with your kone. My grandad has a little dog hoo comes from somewere called yorksheer, and he is old and def and didn't heer me coming with me kone. I could put my kone rite over the top of him so no one els could see him! My grandad loved that game as he would dans eksitedly when I played it.

Oh i like the sound of scooping up a little one and also going between legs! If i wear it again i will def try all those fun games, thank you! PS Why are you called Chaos?? Koda x

My toe's almost back to normal and I STILL isn't being tooked for walks.
I don't even got a cone to carry dogs in nor nuffin.

Wow your Mummy sounds real mean!! You can borrow my cone if you want, i didnt need it. Hope you get a walk real soon!!

she hided bits of liver all over the room and my cave and in bottles so I ated all of them. Fun, but not as good as walk.

Fankoo for Cone, Koda. Mummy can get it when she's on way back from work. Lundon is right next to Sydney isn't it?

hi all, it's me, millie agane! i have taken the keebored away from that chaos. he cant even tipe proply. he sez to tel you all that he is corled chaos becoz he is.

i am glad your foots is better, goblin, and i heer yor ie is dooing well too, koda. no more vetses then, yay! evreewon wil be gowing walks and evreething soon, and no mor kones.

Millie, hi!!! Looking might fine today! I googled Lundon it must be right by Sydney coz it didnt come up, Daddy will get the cone ready for your Mum to get! I hope you scoop up small dog in it real soon! Our neighbours had funny looks when we mentioned steroids and cones, they strange! Ohhhhhhh peanut butter hellloooooooo, go to go now!!!! x

yoo mite liv in essix too koda, coz essix is rite by lundon so if sidnee is rite by lundon then it must be in essix! we could all go to the beech together to snufful crunchy crunchy crabs!

My step daddy was on the fone to mummy i herd his voice rolled on the karpet had a mad 15 minutes then luked at the door and mum made a funny noise well i was waiting for my step daddy

LizP wrote:yoo mite liv in essix too koda, coz essix is rite by lundon so if sidnee is rite by lundon then it must be in essix! we could all go to the beech together to snufful crunchy crunchy crabs!

We can all go beach and have fun yehhhh !!!

is beach like a big sand heap but long? I love sand, it's brilliant. We can dig dig big hole and den hide in it and play jump in out chase chase.

Today this pug saw me and started snarling and growling and leapy leapy RRRR! at me. Mummy said Sit so I Sit then I get Good Boy and mummy picked me up and carried me past rude stupid pug.

A pug, doing growly growly?

mummy sez that is ded sweet, mia.

I lik the beech can I com to? I can find all the dead fishies & smelly stuff that we can rolly rolly on
Litle dogs ar not very friendly Goblin they always snarly barky at me but I not a good girl I snarly barky back

Well i seen a squirrely type dog this morning the neigjboors she was growling at me and yapping had a sniff and she almost took me nose off hate these growly cats

evreewon can come to the beech! my sista nola can also show us all how to fined peepuls pikniks and barbycues. and samwichees. she's ded good at that. we can all do diggings and runnings and rollings and eatings of all lots of yummee thingses.

and there are no growly catses on our beech, mia, so you will be safe!

The doggy was nasty to me if i had been a doghair closer this wee cat would have bitten my nose off she was excellent behaved mias mum very proud id have reacted the way this dog was snapping .

It is all veree konfuzing here. yesturday, mummy gave us something corled trottas for brekfust. my brutha chaos did chomp his up ded quick but it woz to big for me so i did leaved it and mummy gaved me meet insted. so this morning she did gived my brutha chaos my trotta wot i did not eet yesturday and she did gived me and my sista nola meet. but poor my brutha chaos did not have meet in his bole and he did stand and looked veree sad so mummy did gived him a little bit and he did eeted it ded kwik and did then look sad agane becoz it woz onlee a tinee bit.

but then he did finded his trotta agane (with mummees help), but then my sista nola sed it woz not fare becoz she did not have a trotta. mummy sed tuff, there is onlee won trotta and nola had ennyway eeted her meet.

then daddy sed it woz time for walkees but my brutha chaos sed he had not finished his trotta so could we go later but daddy sed we are going now but chaos sed he was eeting his trotta so daddy has lefted my brutha chaos behind!

See, it is orl very

Hello Everyfurbody!! Mam taked away my compoter so I haf been away fur a wile.

Mammy just made wet stuff phrom her eyeses Millie I fink she liked your post!! I dunno wat trottas are but I liek my meet!

I'm aphraid I can't go to the beech mammy says so she says its full of wet stuff and I won't even go in the barphroom cos I sumtimes get wet stuff on my feetses and I don't liek it

I don like wet feets neither, but they sed there was SAND and sand is brilliant lots of fun. I reckon we can let the girls go furst cos of they know about the beach and then they say what bits is dry and we go on them bits.

Mummy tooked me for a walk at finally last! I fort I was never getting a walk ever again. Didn't get to a park, but still it is progress.

Yay! Glad you gots walkies Gizmo

Okay I will go to the beech but only if you go and we can stay on the dry bits togefer so we don't get wet feetses!!!

yay that is grate noos, gizmo. i do hope your mummys memry improovs.

beeches is grate fun and you can do lots of uther things uther than wet things. the ar always yummy things to eet like crunchy crunchy crabs and bits of smellee fishees and sumtimes there are barbycyoos to lick and thing, and my brutha chaos sez he wons fowned a pootrifying seel to role in! that sownds like hevun. and then there is running and that is ded nise on beeches coz the sand is soft between your tootsies and you can do diggings and all sorts. and if you do get ded brave and do swimmings you can shake on peepuls and make them make skweely noyzes.

i dont no wot a park is coz i hav nevva been to won but parkses cant be as good a beeches.

Why can't I eatse fwoggys?!! I phound won in nanny's garden and mammy shouted leeveit at me but it looked yummy and wen I didn't leeveit she sed somefink liek youleeveityoulittlemonkeyotimgonnacomeoverthereandyou'llbeinbigtroublemister!!! Then she ran at me which was fun so we played chase yay!!

Hi guys, sorry I been away a while dad took us to a place where there are lots of mountains an he did make us all climb them

I have question though. This is sheepses right ?



So what is this pink fing ?????



And this one was just a scaredy sheepses



Glad your toes are getting better Gizzy... I is in Lundon, well sort of. I can show you all my BIG park

yor mummy sownds lots of fun, axl. do you think she just wanted to play with the fwoggy herself?

hi flo, wot are these mowntins? i do not think we have mowntins in essix. but if they makes orl the sheepses go pink maybe i will stay away from them!

mummy had dun sumthing verree strange (anuther sumthing veree strange!). she has takeded evreething owt of our konservatree. even the karpit! she sez we are getting a noo won, but we like our oled won coz it has our bedses and our chairses and a speshul line of snot along the windo wer my brutha chaos puts his hed on the arm of his chairses so his noze is aganest the windo.