What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

I is ruff tuff and ated it in narf an hour. Mummy is sillie going to da vetses. I did sed bum on floor but she never listens to me.

wel that wood surv her rite if they did getted her, then. wen will mummys lissun to us?

it rediculussnees dey very sillie is humins. mummy giveded me tripe today. delishusly stinky.

Hullo my friends!! It has been sooooooo long since I could get on here, Miummy was using stoopid phone and it didn't work very well wiv this place, we is on puter now and it's much betterer! I hope you is all good and been looked after by humans, lots of treats, walks, runs at park, boomer ball, toys & delish-us treats! I as been a good boy good Koda, I did do two poos in Daddys office tho but was not my fault coz I was home loan wiv Nana and she did not hear I needed to go outside and I did av to just go there, was a nice surprise for Daddy today he did sclaim wiv excitedness ! I did put on some weight since I did get sum med-a-kay-shuns, and I does now get two meals a day not just one , I did put on some extra fatty round my tummy & now I is definitely ruff tuff staffy even tho Mummy says I am fatty-boom-boom, what does silly Mummys know anysways !

But we dus orlreddy no you is goodboykoda and ruff tuff staffy! that is obvyus! you is orlso ded kined, leeving such speshul prezunts for your daddy, i kan jus imajin how he did eksclame with dlite.

my mummy woz ded pleezed with me yestaday and she did say she woz ded prowd (i think that is good). i did go to the danaherfunday and did say hello to lots of peepuls and dogses and even to some littul peepuls and i woz ded good eeven wen anutha dog did snappysnappy.

i woz ded payshunt with mummy coz she did have to take lots of pikshurs of orl the peepuls and dogses and she did say coz i had been so good i cood have a go at sumthing corls a jillytee. i did go into the compownd ware i did played wen i woz a baby puppee and there woz lots of eekwipmunt for jumpings and things. i did do good runnings and jumpings and then wen i woz wating for mummy to katch up (she is DED slow!) i did see sumthing to clime on so i did climes on it and mummy sed that woz corled a hay frame and i woz ded clevur to no it woz for climings. then ther woz a plank thing to get on that did do wobbles and i did not mined and then ther woz anutha hay frame but a ded big hyooj won and i did clime up and ova that to.

and orl that in the rane! mummy sed i woz ded mazing good. i did like the jillytee.

Yaaaaay! Koda! I is so very happy you is much betterer and is doing poos in funny places and getting lots of fudses.

Yew is so clever millie to do that gillyty I wood like to doo that.
Yew is sew lucky to get orl that extra food koda.

Hello! I am new! But my hoomans aren't. They are called Lynn and Pete!

helo boson! you is jolly ded hansum is yur mummy helpin you wiv tiping til you lurns propa how to do it yourself?

Hi Liz, yes she is, my paws are too little and I keep pressing the wring buttons!!

it's millie heer, boson. i is now ded ekspeeryunced at tiping but my mummy did too hav to helps me wen i wos a baby puppee.

Fanku for the welcum! Lynn sez that u ar all lovlee peepl and dogs. She woz sad cos her last dog Theia was very pooly and is at rainbow brij. Sownds lyk a nise plase but I I lyk it heer with Lynn and the baldy bearded 1!

mummy did telled me abowt theia and we woz ded sad. ranebow brij dus sownd nice but you is rite, it is betta heer with nice peepuls.

hey boson, i dus heer a rooma you dus not like getting out of bedses in the morning, me not neeva! mummy dus to meen things like taking the doovay off my bed coz utha wize i do not wont to get up for brekfust. this morning she woz ded meena stil and has stolened orl the sheetses!

I is sorree sad to hear Theia as gone to da rainbow bridge. Her and Mia is probably over dere racing up a storm.

Nice to meet you Boson puppy. You is teeny tiniest member of da pooch pals crew!

i think you is rite about theia and mia, gizmo! i bet they is doing zoomies and chasings and orl sorts!

We dus have part time share in sum tiny humins what belong to Mummy's littermate.

I is training my little humin up good. He is proper good at pettings and I dun a highfive at him.

The even littler humin is still scaree and squeaky and I is a bit fraidy.

LizP wrote:i think you is rite about theia and mia, gizmo! i bet they is doing zoomies and chasings and orl sorts!

don't be fooled liz mia will be annoying the life out my nana for treats

I is still got a funny splotchy bit on my leggy what Grandma dus put creamses on. Da cream is yummy but Grandma dus not let me lick it.

Injustice!

wot is you like with your leggses, gizmo?

is that a speshul flayva cream, like toffy or storberry or bone flayva? that dus sownd yum!

It is nummy medsin flayva, I likes it. Dis bumpy just grewed, i din't do nuffin.

That is an injustice gizmo just a pity you cannot have beef flavour medicine.

corss you did nuffin! you is a por innosunt puppee dog.

i yam not shoor abowt medsin flayva. that dus sownd like pillses.

I is not lowed any walkses at all at all! And Mummy dus caree me up all the stairses. Stoopid ligumments.

I asn't been loud to get on here coz Mummy does not use her computer very much now and the phone one looks bad. Nana is sick and is in ospital, she did get new-moan-e-a then her heart did fail, Daddy says she is getting better now, I do miss seeing her but then Mummy did get real sick wiv fing called food poisoning she did sleeps forever! Daddy as b een walking me. I does miss you all my friends !!!!

I did miss you lotses Koda, and wos wurried about you being poorly. I is sad dat your nan dus had nomoanya and failing hart and ope dis hostiple dus see her right. I ope your mummy is better from dat bad food. Did you get her lots of luvlee grass to eat for making her bettah?

Mummy found my Kong again and filled it wiv cheesy stuff and a fishie

Por your nana, kora, that dus sownd ded not good. That is a grate eyedeeya, gizmo, gras is the bestest for making you feel betta.

My mummys konpyoota is porlee so I is tiping on hur fone. It is ded hard and tries to make me spel the wurds orl rong!

Honustlee. Silly puter. Don't wurree Millie. We no you is a dead good spellar and any wrongdoins is da stoopid fone.

O no! Silly konpyoota did maked me corl my frend koda kora! How imbarussing!

but bad phone!

I hopes yor nana gets best soon koda. My nana is still not gud so mum leaves home lone to look afta nana. I downt get lowed to get on here much to took to me friends an I miss yo orl x
Luv duke x

we dus mis you tooo duke. i dus hopes your nana dus get proppa betta soon.

I is sorree about all dese porely nanas and I hope dey dus get betterer soon.

I stoled my grandma's biscuit but she did yelled at me so I put it back and she didnut even eat it she putted it in da bin.

that's stoopid! biskits is for eetings, not for puttings in bins! wot a waste

Is a great shame about the biscuit next time gizmo u must eat quicker .

Grandma putted my water on a stool and I drink lots more water now.

your granma is ded clevur thinkings!

Hi everyone!! I am back!! I did miss you all!

Koda! Welcome back buddy! I gots all my leggies working mostly now

hey koda! i dus misses you wen you is not heer, it is ded good you is bak

wot, orl your legses is wurking proppa, gizmo? is you going to be ded kairful now and not hurted yourself agane?

Gizmo that is dead grate your legs is working proply, now you have to be care-full coz you don't want sore legs again or you can't do chasings, jumpy jumpys or walks !

Fank you Millie. I has been away coz Mummy & Daddy was sad coz my Nana did av to go to Heaven so I did have to look after them both and I did av to do lots of jumpings on Nanas bed coz she wasn't here ! I do miss her lotses but my Mummy says it will all be ok and I do bee-leave her coz Mummys does know best.

that is ded sad abowt your nana, koda. mummy sez hevun is like ranebow bridge so that meens your nana dus get to plays with orl the staffies up there, that wil be nice for her. give your mummy big liks from me and my brutha chaos and my sista nola.

I is veree sad sorree about your Nana Koda. Give yor mummy and daddy lots of staffy lickses xx

i is going vizzyting wiv my daddy to stay wiv his arntee wot dus have free dogses for me to play wiv. they is my cuzzuns and they dus hav ded funny nameses. they are corled pinot and noir (wot is wuppets) and rudi wot is sumthing corled a nitalian trufful hownd. i bets my mummy wil missed me lots!

Free friendses! AND you gots your bruvva and sistar too. You know every all of the dogs.

i is a veree lukkee gurl! so i is with my cuzzins and they livs in sumware corled ham sheer but there is no ham! i is dooing a slee pova wiv my daddy. my cuzzin rudi and me we haves been doing playings wiv my borl. he dus likes borls ded lots but he is not fasty fast like me so i dus orlways wins

I reckonn dat must be near stret ham, cos dere's no ham dere eiver.
you is da fastest fasty.

I did meet a Hej Hog! Very scaree nanimal what is frightning lots.

bon jor, gizmo! i is heer in my french france agane

ware did you meeted the hej hog? i do hope it woz not lurking in yor howse or playsiz! that wood be scaree indeed

mummy has mayded a grate nyoo game! she dus makes us wate so we cannot sees hur then she dus hides treetses for us to snufful and fined! i is ded kwik kwik fineding with my noze.