What have my pooch pals been up to?

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But mine maks animul noyses and does big growls

bonjor too lur mond! we is heer in our frenchfrance and it is grate! we is doing lots of big long walkses in the forrist and things and we is playing lots and lots with chuckit in the big gardin. mummy has takeded some pritty pikshurs of me coz is is byootiful

my sista nola she is beeing orlmost good and has only hescapeded from the gardin wonce.

Millie is you talking funny? FrenchFrance does sound dead amazing, lots of fun! I am dead glad you got sum piksurs I can't wait to see you!! Do tell Nola dat getting out is no good coz she mite get losted!

Ow is Nola 'scapin? I only 'scaped once and dat was cos da door broked cos of da wind (not mine) knockin it ova.

Of cawse your mummy tooked picturs, you is always lookin most bewtiful Miss Millie.

Arntee Crystal, we would all sit on your feetses for cuggles if we cood.

A lady came round yesterday and tooked all da smells. My kitchin is all nasty smells now.

Mummy went owtside and didn't take me wiv her! She doin sumfin called Votin and I seed on twitter der is a pollin station wiv dogses and she didn't take me.*hrmph* Imma steal her sockses.

French talking dogs, voting dogs and cold is australia ive seen it all now.

my sista nola she is ded ekspurt at scaping. she dus fined littul holes and rigguls unda. she is ded klevur!

mummy sez that we hav bookeded to come bak in oktobur

i do not no wot this votings thing is - dus it meen food or borls? if not i do not think it dus sownd ded intressting.

I don't know wot Oktober or voting is also but I do know someone has all our the grease coz Mummy as to light the fire inside the house today to keep me warm and we did av lots of cuggles coz she didn't go to work but she did take Nana out to get some fings and Daddy did go out later too but he is home now so I am dead sighted, wish he hurry up come inside so I can do jumpy jumpy at his face !!!!

October is very cold koda . Your mum will have the fire on all day nola is a clever girl chaos your mum has probably hidden biscuits under the fence and nola is trying to find them. Koda you need to wash your dads face he hasn't had a baff this morning

wot a ded bizzy bizzy day! furst we did have to help mummy taking things owt of the car - silly mummy had putted my borls and things in there obvyusly by mistake so i did hav to take them owt agane. she did say she woz pakking to come home and if i did taked them owt of the car agane she wood leev them in my frenchfrance without me!

then we did drive ded long and did hav to go and have our chipses chekked and we did go into a room with other dogses and we woz orl ded good, eevun my brutha chaos. mummy sed she woz ded prowd of him.

then we did mor drivings and then we woz home! we did strate away hav to do patrolings coz there woz bunnees and evrything in the gardin! we did lots of chasings til mummy sed we musted come in coz it woz too ded hottyhothot for big chasings, so then i did curl up unda the doovay and mummy and daddy did larf. thay is meen.

Dat is lots of big excitedness and very well behaved dogses, very sillee of your mummy to put all dem fings in da car. Dey is for playings. Why didn't they let you eat chips? Chips is tasty. I is shocked dat a bunnee dus hav da temerity to sits in YOUR gardin. Dat is just rudeness.

I went walkses in stret ham wiv most of my hoomins. I had mummy and her parents and her nephew what is a human puppy and still a bit small. He is grate fun for runnings and hideys and dun leapings on trees so I got up wiv him to help find squirrels and I highfived him and he was so m pressed.

this thread i loved adding to with mias antics. Now i love to read it. Miss mia .xx

Eye do send yoo lots of licks and waggi tayl arntee cwistal xxx

oh such orfulnuss and croolty! i hav beened to my vets and they have shayveded orl my hare off! i did get a ded massiv big forn in my bak, rite nekst to my dellycut littul spine, mummy did say it woz a roze forn. she cood not getted it owt so she did aksk the vetses to do it. i woz ded brave wile they did pokes my bak (but not my bottum, fyoo) but then they did shavy shavy and i woz ded scared and i did make myself ded smorl and shaked. look, i is conpleetly borld!

Miss Millie! How did they stealed your fur and still sleep at night? Such awfulness
I dus had forns in my furs befor and mummy sed it wos onlee my coat being fick wot saveded me from da vets. Cood yo wear a jumper or sumfink to save you?

Paw millie that is jus or full. I will mayk Shaw that I keep a way from forns and Roses.
Yew is ded brave

Oh millie what a bad man that vet is hen you'll just have to persuade your mum to give you more treats than nola and chaos .

Arntee Crystal is rite, you need lots of treats to get your fur growin' back!
I did got a forn on my bum dis morning, but Mummy and Daddy gotted it owt wiv tweezers and da big magneefyin glars.
I got fancy fud for being hurted.

Oh gizmo

It ok Arntee Crystal, I wos dead brave and it was onlee stuck in me a bit not all scaree like Miss Millie.

thoze fornses they is ded meen and nastee. mostlee i do get brambul forns and they is not as meen a roze forns.

i do think you is too ded brave, gizmo.

We is onlee got roses in one bit of my gardin and I aint 'lowed in dat bit. All my forns is been brambuls. Dem roses sound proper scaree

ther is a bit of gardin you is not aloud in that is owtrayjus!

It is roses and fistles and nettles and I don't wanta go dere anyway.

Roses do smell lovely though. As my nana found out i made a perfume with my nanas roses took her years to grow them

oh gizmo! yor norty mista foks did come yestaday and steeled free of mummys chikings! she did heer lots of skworking so did run ded kwik (wel, ded kwik for mummy) and she did see mista foks with and she did showt and he did runs away but he had orlreddy gotted sum. mummy did then tel my brutha chaos to chase afta mista foks but he did not no wot she ment. she did say we is yousslus coz we cood not smelleded him.

Oh liz your poor chickens

Dem foxes is BAD! Sumtimes dey dusnt smell and sneakses in and I dont see dem neither.
BAD foxes I is soree dat your tickens is deaded

that is ded sneekee if you wiv orl your speereeunce kannot smells them!

mummy sez thay is puttin lektrisity on the fense to make the foks scareded.

Da mowses did steal my food!

Sounds liks yu's all bin ded bizy wif foxs & forns I's not bin bizy cos I don't likes the hotness, i's bin sleepins lots & huffin. Went for likkle walks yestday & gotz reel hotz so I rollded in du pond that was sqidjy wif mud mummy laffed at me & did vidjo me rollins. Wen we gotz home she bribeded me in my pagglin pool & srayd me wif the ose It was grate

Dis pondses and paggling pools dus sound grate fun for hotty staffs.

we dus too hav our pagglin pool, we dus to borl chasings and biskit bobbings, it is grate fun!

that is a ded norty mowse! i do hope you did chased it proppa.

Them norty foxus is sew bad an they did get mi mum is chikins a few years ago be for I woz born. We have got sum more now but they av to stay in the fence an no loud outside free runnin like me
I is hot

Millies wolfhesrt, natures menu, and james wellbeloved for all my well behaved staffies. .

ELLO MY FRIENDS !!!

I is dead sorry I as not been able to get on the puter, I as been having to look after Mummy coz she did have sum sad days at work & Daddy says lots of preshur. Daddy insisted I do extra cuggles, it is hard work being this good at the cuggles sumtimes ! I did see you did steal all our the grees, we had none this morning when I did have to go for my walkies and I do see you did get all of them - I hope you is all ok and lots of swimming, ice blokks & resting bellys on the colder concrete!

Allo Koda! I got all firty free grees right here! I sends some to you for Fridai for da weekend. Tell your mummy big kisses and cuggles off of me cos preshur is meanbadnasty and dis work bisnis is poopy.

Firty free is hot, we did just av twenty today coz it is winter for me and sun was out so it was zero when I did go walkies ! Fank you for sum for Friday and week end coz my Mummy will be home wiv me too ! I don't know why she does want go work and does bandom me at home wif my Daddy & my Nana ! Our-rajus !!

ello koda! you is ded bizy bizy, orl those cugguls you need doing. that is a ded portant job, i do hope your mummy dus a preesheeyate yor effuts.

my brutha chaos he has too been bizy pertroling for the foks. he and mummy dus lots of gowing chekking that his is not there. he did come bak yestaday and tried to steel twiggy chikkin but mummy did running and showting and did scared him away. she sez they have to liv in ther run now. that is ded sad coz ther wil not be no mor chikin poo to eet in the feeyuld.

i is not doing runnings, lying by the fan is much betta!

I is hearing dat we is getting moar tickins on Sunday so I is getting lots of poo to eat. Daddy sed i is not to kill any of dem and to be good boy cos I killeded dat won what flew-flied parst me.

You tell Chaos to get dat fox good! Dey is cheeky so and sos stealing into yor feyuld and trying to get your twiggy.

wor sort chikins you getting, gizmo? we do hav sekund hand wons, wot did yoused to liv in cayjiz. i wood not like to liv in a cayj.

We is getting ex-batree tickins wot used to live in cagis too! Trouble is da onlee one we got what isn't ex-batt (cept for da one I killeded) and she is pecky and lays little blue eggses.

mummy sez you mus be ded jentul with them, giz, and look afta them proppa. ware is you getting your chikins from?

A bigin hill. I dunno wot dat is, but mummy and daddy is going dare and leaving me in charge of Broody and Trouble ALL DAY and I is gunna be dead good.

that is a big shame you is gowing to the big hill coz you mited have come to neer me in essix, they do have eks-batree chikins on sunday rite neer me too. but you do have portant looking afta to do ennyway.

Theydus have sceree donkeys at the big in hill. I is soree we is npt going essix round near you.

maybe nekst time then. you mus tel your mummy that so she dus no, eeven if you hav to stay and do pertrolings she can stil come and see me

CITING! Not fair Mummy gets to see myninternet frends furst befor me. Daddy sed he is going to get me a cart to drag Mummy round da park. Silly Daddy, I cans do dat already wivout a cart!

ded grate eksitement! we did hav a part rige in the howse yestaday! mummy woz meen and did not let us play with it, then it did taked her ajiz to get it owt coz she did not let up helps. survs her rite.

Wy didn't your mummy let you help? Dat seems like a very silleee fing to do.

i think she is jellus and wonted orl the fun herself. tipical.