What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

wot you need to do is trane your mummy to give you treetses for having The Harnis on. i do orl scaredee puppee if i do not have treetses so she dus not forget!

That is dead good news, fank you I didn't think to trade treats for harness going on ! I will try tomorrow when Mummy is real tired again !

you is missing a trik ther, koda! traning humans is not orlways eezee but if you wurk hard you can teech them orl sorts! my mummy dus now no that she must gives me treets for my harnis.

mummy gave me treats for not helping her walk super-fast. bafflin.

that is coz they is ded slo and clumbsy - you shood see my mummy doing runnings and hav you eva seed a hyooman doing zoomies? see wot i meen? i think they do hav to walk ded slo so that we don't larf at them and then we get treetses to deestrakt us from ther slonuss.

Such silleeneses. Too hot for walkiness today.

my mummy has got the bag owt that she yoozes when she dus leev me...

shure ur mummy isnt gong way miweie shure she wud tew you tis pitty pattery ere after free days of sun

mummy has goned away.  she must have rolleded in sumthing coz she has gone to neer a plase corled baff. parruntlee she has goned to lurn how to make thingses with wya - wot a sillee thing to do!

and, eevun wurse, parruntlee she is staying in a howse that dus have anuther staffie and she has been cugguling the uther staffie and they have been playing with borls and evreething. if she dus want to play with borls she cood just stay heer and play with us!

i's shure yor mummy will be bak soon, I bets the uther staffie isn't as good as yu wif the borl Maybe she did roll in sumfing if she is in barf
I went walkies wif Wednesday, Bella & Cooper today, it was sooo hot I paddled in muddy streem & got real mucky On the way bak I gots in a betterer streem to cleens my feet Then Bella stops to rollses, mummy did showt at her so she came runnin past & mummy & Lynn said eww fox!!!! I fort she smelled grate Mummy gave her bak to her daddy & said, sorry foxy lady so she had to go to barf

i will tell my mummy to look owt for her if thay is both in baff!

Good idea Millie, they can barf togever

I is all owt of sorts. I don't want to gow garden by myself and so I does squeakycries at mummy and daddy when they let me owt.

Why does yu do squeakycries Goblin?? is yu sad?

All of the things is bad. I did hurted my dewclaw and it don't got a nail no more

owchee owch!

mummy is still not home. she must had been ded stinke smellee to need such a long baff.

parruntlee she has been cugguling yet ANUTHA puppy dog! that is not rite.

I doos my dewclaw a lot Goblin, I snaps it or it brakes oft a lot, yu has to be big n brave as we is ruff tuff staffies Or get mummy to rubs majic creem on it like mummy does

then you can lik the majik creem off agane!

Millie i will check for your Mummy today coz my Mummy says i am going to have bath!

Gizmo you sound very ouchies, i hope majik cream tastes good? Is it like peanut butter?

I am staying home looking after Mummy today, i fink we are staying in bed ALL day!

Mummy just put me in the piksurs page two times !!!

I's seed yu Koda, yu is looking goooood did mummy share her breakfast wif yu? it looked yummy

my mummy is sick I needs to cuggle her

Fank you Katy!

Mia give your Mummy extra cuggles & one from me pwease.

Gizmo is your nodewclaw doing ok? It sounded ouchies!!!

yor pikshurs is ded luvlee, koda, but it dus look like sumwon has takeded a bite owt of yor mufin!

my mummy is bak from having hur baff but stil smels like a hyooman so i don't no wie she bothad. it dus also smel like she has been torking to utha dogses . i think she wos feeling giltee coz she did spend lots of time in bed cugguling us yestaday.

i hav a nokshus bottum. mummy sez she has nevva smeleded ennything like it.

OOO Millie wats yu eated then

me and my sista nola we did find deelishusnusses in the woodses this morning and we did gobbul it orl up befor mummy cood stop us. i do not no wot it woz coz i did hav to eet it so fast, but it was ded yummee!

Has Nola got a nokshus bottom too then? musta tasted reel good Millie

my sista nola she dus not do nokshus bottums but she dus not need to coz my nokshusnuss dus make upp for it

that's good if yu can do nokshusness for both of yu

oh yes, it is my spesheealitee.

just had turkee tweets I dus wike to sniff da floor
sorry about the tongue
hi fwiends antee mia here

but it is a luvlee tung! speshlee as it mite stil hav bits of turkee treet on it.

well dun millie on being a stinky bum, it is a veree good fing to be.
I did play in a big water today wiv lots of citement! mummy sed it was a puddle, but it was bigbig and i did swim nearly!

if you can swimneerly you must get yor mummy to bring you on the trane so we can do swimmings togetha! that wood be orsum!

how is yor foots now, gizmo?

I had makawel again downt tew any doggies I has a seacret wot of dem in my speshul cupboard hope evewyone is awl better now wif sore pawses and smewy bumsies

I woke & Nana was still here, I think she had a sleepover ! We shared bacon & toast for breakfast, then I dragged Mummy & Daddy down the road to the butcher shop, then past the pub, then to the park, then came home and I had a dumb bath, then boomer ball, and was brushed, then I sunbaked, then I had a chicken leg, then I had a big sleep while Mummy & Daddy & Nana went out. When Mummy & Daddy got home I got a boomer ball time, and now I'm lying in front of the wood fire because someone stole our degrees! BEST DAY EVER !!!!

I woke & Nana was still here, I think she had a sleepover ! We shared bacon & toast for breakfast, then I dragged Mummy & Daddy down the road to the butcher shop, then past the pub, then to the park, then came home and I had a dumb bath, then boomer ball, and was brushed, then I sunbaked, then I had a chicken leg, then I had a big sleep while Mummy & Daddy & Nana went out. When Mummy & Daddy got home I got a boomer ball time, and now I'm lying in front of the wood fire because someone stole our degrees! BEST DAY EVER !!!!

happy sleeps koda hope u never chewed any bar b que knobs today

None, i was too full!

nos wonder u swept

Bacon. Walk. Boomer ball. Sunbaked. Cheese. Tug rope. Chased hose. Ride in truck. Ice cream. BBQ steak. Boomer ball. Sunbaked. Chewed sneaker. Tipped peg bucket. Sunbaked. BEST DAY EVER!!!

gess wot, we is gowing to franse again in tooweeks! we is taking the trane this time coz mummy did not wont us in the ferree agane. my brutha chaos is coming but my sista nola is staying behined. mummy sez it is coz she dus need to look afta her daddy who is living heer to feed the chikins but i think it is coz she wos so norty last time.

mummy has orlreddee borted our foods to take and sez we have to chooz some toyses. my brutha chaos wonts to take boomaborl but mummy sez it is too big and he has to take his footborl insted. i do wont to take babbulborl and wissleeborl and chukit.

have a grate timeee miwwee youu had best take a big sootcase for awl your toys . hope ur mum packs pwenty tweets

Millie can you pls ask your Mummy is Franse near Thirlmere where i live coz i would dead love to meet you and Chaos and have play time!!! Nola can come nuvva time too

Is France near scotland? Mummy and grandma and grandad is all going up there and bandoning me down here wiv daddy and da tickens.
My foots is still sore, but fankoo for your wellwisheses.

i do hope franse is neer those plases so we cood orl meet up and play lots together. mummy sez there are woodses to eksplore and sumthing corled clifs that i must not forl off and we will look for a beech too.

that is ded long time yor foots has been hurtee, giz. i think you is not getting eenuf cugguls and treets coz we orl no that's wot makes hurtee thingses betta.

Im getting a new kennel Mummy says!!!!

OMG! Is dat like henhowse? I hav henhouse to stand on so I can bark at the cats properly and also I sunbathe on my back so everyone can see my bits

mummy is fretning to make me geta job. What dis?

I dont know bout henhouse but that sounds like one i got now that i eated! I do the sunbaking and sleeping showing all my bits too, it fun and Mummy takes piksurs my Daddy says!

A job is fings like chasing grass eater fing, getting chikkens, eating foods off kitchin floor, barking at humans go past house or at door (but not mail human coz sumtimes they bring treats!). How fun! What job you want most Giz??