What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

just eated a cows ear

Home alone 15hours all day, outrageous!!!!

u r a wevy good boy koda

I didn't eat bbq, hose, plants or cushions!!!

not even the washing line?

Mummy hasnt checked that yet!

wowzers, koda! i wood have eeted lots of things in that time. i meen, in 15 owers i am supozed to have at leest won meel, lots of treets and a chew so i wood have to make up for it! you is ded good.

Young  Master  Koda,  Shurly it is your right as an Staffeh to seek recompense for dis outrajis behavyah?

We did watch Dickensian on telly  and  I is all educateded now.

I did eated all those things (meal, tweats...) Millie! also while Daddy out do important fing all dat time the herb garden exploded! I did try clean it up and when Mummy home i had dirt all over face & she did fink i ated it!

ohno hopee da herb gardun isnt bawdly hurted

i hope you is not hurted! norty hurb gardin.

i have lurneded a nyoo trik. mummy she dus holed my nyoo harnis in hur hand and then i do put my fut in hur hand and i do get a clik and a treet and she does then put my harnis up my leg and ova my showlda and i do then turn my hed rownd and i do touch my harnis ova my showlda with my nose and i do get anutha clik treet! i is ded kleva and now my harnis is not scaree at orl!

Millie that is great, you are dead clever doing dat!! Mine is still very scary coz it has no clicks i think!

I did do 11hours alone today coz Mummy goed to work and Daddy did golfed, i was so good i put herb garden dirt moved into place(s), & took cushions off chairs outside in case they sploded! Mummy is dead happy wif me coz now i got chicken drumstick to eat!!! Mummy says Daddy will be home all day wif me morrow and Nana is come to stay then too!! I haven't seen my Unkl Neil in forever tho coz he has girlfriend now

aww koda

we hav been doing tiya tuggings with daddy. mummy is putting a vijo up to show you. i is ded kwyiut!

LizP wrote:i hope you is not hurted! norty hurb gardin.

i have lurneded a nyoo trik. mummy she dus holed my nyoo harnis in hur hand and then i do put my fut in hur hand and i do get a clik and a treet and she does then put my harnis up my leg and ova my showlda and i do then turn my hed rownd and i do touch my harnis ova my showlda with my nose and i do get anutha clik treet! i is ded kleva and now my harnis is not scaree at orl!

Well done, dat is proper growed up Millie clevahness.

I eated tickin hartses and diddy fishies.

Mummy says Nana is coming over now with BBQ sausages for meeeeeeeeee!!

of corse for you, koda, hoo els wood they be for? altho i no you are a verree jenrus dog so mite share a bit.

mopmop is coming to vizit today and she is bringing my spanyul cuzins. they are ok but they do not do much playings. i will see if they do wont to play with my tiya maybee.

Did the spanyuls play wif your tyre Millie? I showed my Daddy your video today!

thay did not, koda, coz they is ded wussy. they do hardlee not evva play at orl, can you imajin?

is your daddy gowing to get you a tya too? it is grate fun and i no you wood like it. and mummy sez it is good coz it woz free and coz we cannot braked it.

i have just had sum hegg with meet for tee. yum. i do like hegg.

heggses is grate food. Did you find it off of your henses? I do find their heggs on the floor in the garden and eat dem, but daddy gets cross so I gots to be sneaky.

I found a rat in Streat ham, but mummy did put it in a bag and stick it in the bin. So cruwel.

they woz heggses from our chikings but i did not getted them myself coz we is not aloweded in with the chikings coz i eet too much poo and coz mummy dus not trust my sista nola not to killeded them orl. we did have lots of the yelo bits coz mummy has maded murangs to take to the arespeecyay tomorrow. she is taking me too so i hope i do get to eet the murangs with lots of creem and choklikt in. yum!

why did yor mummy putted the rat in the bin? you cood have hadded it for tee!

Our henses dus run all over the garden. I killed one once ajis and ajis ago when I was a puppy, but now I mostly does chasing and hegg-stealings.

I would of eated rat for tea delightedly, Mummy can be so cruwel sumtimes.

I tried to play wiv a chihuhua puppy, but she was too squishable and I got put on my lead. Her mummy did bark at me and snarleded and I did run off.

sownds wike you enjoy getting upto no good

I had raw lamb shank today then roast lamb tonight !

my frends, i hav had a trormatik day. i did go with my mummy and the murangs to my arespeecyay ware i did come from for the o-pen day (i am not shur what an o-pen is but i did not get to play in it). I did meet lotses of peepuls and some littul peepuls and some dogses and i wos ded good. but ther wur some ded scareenusses. furst of orl ther woz a man with for leggses! he wos hoppity like my sista nola has been and he did hoppit on free of his leggses. mummy sed too of his leggses wos corled kruchiz but i did not kare wot they wur corled and i did bark lots so they did not come and get me. then ther woz a monsta that wos swolowing a baybee! i did bark at that to. mummy sed not to be sillee, it woz onlee a pushchare but i cood see that no won els had seed that it woz swolowing the baybee so I did bark lots at that too.

but the wurst scareenuss was a monsta in a cage. it woz sitting ther preetending to be asleep but i did no it was just wayting to rush owt and kill me. i woz ded brave, tho, and i did kreep up and sniffeded it! dont wurree, i woz ded kareful and did not get my bak legs too klose!). mummy did taked a pikshur



but then, the monsta turneded rownd and it... it... it... LOOKED AT ME!!! i woz ded terryfied and i did run and hided behined my mummy.

i do not no why she did larf.

i did not get to eet the murangs

Millie dat us dead awful, all dat scaredness and NO murangs!!!! I hope you is ok!!

i is ok, koda, but am shur i wil have nitemares.

bie the way, mummy did showed your vijeo of you doing playings with yor booma borl to daddy and he did thinked it woz my brutha chaos for a minit! but then he did see that you woz playings proplee so he nyoo it was not him! daddy did say you dus look mazing nice. i did orlreddy no that!

Fank you Millie!! You can make Chaos come here and i teach booma bawl if you like! When i get tired i just do lickings on it, it very yummy! Your Daddy silly finking Chaos did come to Straylia coz he would have to go to Lundin near Essecks!

Today the skies was a different colour & it was colder, why!!

coz you is neer lundun neer essiks and it is orlways coled heer at the momunt! it is raning. agane.

my mum gave my tweets away dat is awrful fink faldo wiked the chicken he no had chicken beefour

I got trapped inside the duvet! It was awful, mummy did rescue me.

Oh Gizmo did duvey eated you Good job mummy rescued you

Mia your Mummy gave your tweats away?? Outrageous!

Gizmo whaaaaat, how??

Mummy is not well so we went to bed then 2 hrs later i needed outside and no come back in til she back in bed then lied on her 3 times wiv sleeps in between. I feel good this morning but poor Mummy is tired, she should try lots of sleeps like me! Daddy says tonight i will not sleep on bed coz Mummy really needs sleep, he's so silly!!

Oh Koda does daddy not knows, mummys cant sleep wifout us there!!! You stay wif her tonite & helps her sleeps

Daddy is clueless

BEWARE!! Daddy shoved a tablet down my throat then tried to twick me wif a tweat, i only took 5 of the 6 pieces of BBQ steak tho coz im onto him!!! Watch out.

oh koda my has a bad mum she twicks me wif dairylea cheese gets me every time

i do just eetses my tabliks. me dus think i is missing a trik...

Millie you have to spit them out til you get treats!!!

Millie! I did see your shop today, I didn't know you was so good at makin cookies. Dat why you no need treats to take pillses?

Millie makes cookies? I LOVE cookies!!! & chips, papadams, steak, sausages, pork, ham, peanut butter, cheese, toast, vegemite, eggses ....

no, i EETS cookies! koda you dus get yummy thingses. i hav neva had sossyjis or hams or stakes or anything nice. why do i hav to hav a mummy wot is vejitairun?

I dont know whats is a vejirairun but your Mummy sounds dead nice & i bet you getted nice tweats too! If you can come to Straylia i can get us some sausages ham steaks!! :I do sharings coz you soooo pwetty!!

koda u is vewy spoilti wiw have to com tl straylia and eated all the food

Come come!! I got huge bed for us all too!

a bed is dat da squarey fing dats nice and warm I wike to swetch out on dat and mum mum hangs off da edge

Dats it Mia!!!

wow they is vewy comfy

dooooovaaaay!!! beds is doovays, i do love doovays.