What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

I is diing vewy well on my nu foodsies it is tasty and it's gets gobbled in one sitting

Nu fud is dead exciting Miss Mia, I ope it is bestest tastieness.

We did see a man having a wee on my walk today. Mummy was all cross cos it was right on my path what I walk on and we had to go round da big bush and by all of the footballers.

did you not trump his wee, gizmo?

No! I fink mummy walked through da footballers cos she wanted them to say somefink so she could yell at dem for peeing on da path where evreebody walks but none of them did so she was grumpy. I has never heard mummy use such language 

The builders is makin all sorts of scaree noises. I hide wiv daddy so he protect me from da BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG WHEEEE BANGBANGBANG.

My Mummy says I is getting buildas too real soon, is it scary noises bangybangyfings ?

oh no, you don't need to wurree about bildas! our unkul ben (not our reel unkul) dus sumtimes come and nok things down and make them up agane and he dus make lotses of noyzes but he is grate fun and he always givs us sanwichees and kripses and things so we can do lots of beggings and things. you must insist that orl your bildas do give you too sanwichees and kripses and orl good things.

Yes, and dere is lotses of drillings and tingtingting tappiness and I find it scary. Dese builders aint in my gardin so I can't get treats off of them.

mummy stoled my mowse! i did cached it orl myself and did taked it unda the peeyanno ware i ded garded it speshly so no won els cood getted it but mummy did fined me and she did stoled my mowse for herself but she did then throwed it away ova the fense. but it wos my mowse!

i do hope the tingtingtingtappiness has stopsed, giz.

Why did she steeled it and den not evunb use its mowsee abilutees? Has all da mummees gone mad?
tingtingting has stopted, but mummy has been vanishing all day again and I is not happy. She is going Wurk again.

Mummy shuddnt steel yor mowse Millie It was yors yu cached it so it was yors
I wents to work wif mummy today as she sayz it wasn't too ott I did getz ott cos I was plantin napples for her I findz napples on de floor den I digz a ole & berrys dem so no one can findz dem Its soo tyrin

it is ded too ott to be doing plantings of napples, katy. it dus just show how deddykayted you is.

All dem napples must be tiring work miss katy

I was wandering in da garden and I seed the henses laying a negg so I did sneaky sneak over and tooked da egg and den I walked back and mummy took da negg! I was going to eated dat for my breakfast.

I Is a big boy now cos I wos taken to puppy clarses last noight nd I has a speshal harnus nd everything. Daddy was cross cos I wos the only pup there, silly daddy dint hear the message on his ring ring.  I dint mind lo cos I got to run nd put my licker on d noice  hoomans der. The wooman in charge wos firm with me, but I dint lisun, I wos havin fun  

Then she got the click click out and I dint tell hur dat I knows wot it is and I showed hur all the silly things dat daddy has tort me to get yum yums    She fort I wos a cleva boy, but I thinks itz eaze and den I got bord and jumped on the table nd tried to eated d hooman yum yums. I stucked moy licker in a brown water thingy nd d wooman in charge telled me off, I dint care cos all the hoomans maded happy noises, so I ranned rownd d room wiggling nd put my licker on d hoomans agen. Den I satted with my daddy cos I wos sleepy, nd he rubbed my tum tum.

yor mummy is just as meen as mine, gizmo, steeling yor negg wot you did fineded.

helow hugo! that dus sownd ded eksiting and fun. i dus think that you woz the ownlee puppee coz you is the most speshul. you is ded klevur and you dus ded good ritings for your aj. i is ded himpresseded.

It wos fun, I iz cleva but ad to get my big sistur honey to writ it for me as I iz not dat gud on a compootur, I want to bitted all d keez off nd she sed daddy wuld get cossed at me and dat she wuldnt be abl to googly thingys bout twaining hoomans no moor

Hey Hugo, great that your dad has left the computer open and on for you and your sister to talk to us all

I don't get on here as much as i used to cos my dad had to buy a new puter and says the tuch screen won't like paws... nobody screens wen i tuch them though

mices napples and eggsies my my u have awl been buzy

your sista honey is verree wize, hugo (not like my sista nola wot is a styoopid brador!). you mus lissun to hur lots so you do lurn how to trane your hyoomans proplee. it is veree ded inportunt that thay no that thay mus give you wot you wont wen you wont it.

i did eeted my mummys fone wen i wos littul but i have not eeted the keez of her konputa. i bet it wood taste yummee coz it is ful of krumses and things.

Hi Hugo! I'm glad you finded us ! Evryone has been real busy, I has been too. Today I did get to take Mummy & Daddy for a real big walk after we had cuggles in bed, den sum boomer ball, and more boomer ball, and anuva boomer ball, den I lied by the fire even tho Mummy says we don't needed it now coz it's spring woteva that is, and then I had to do real loud barkings and growlings at front door coz sum kids did comed over and I did scare my Mummy coz I not do that barking much often, I did get told I am good boy real good boy!

A WASP DID NEARLY GETTED ME! It was crawling on my bum and I was scareded but mummy did rescueded me.

fones and keyboreds is tasty good for eatings. kids is bad scaree saries. well done koda for barkin them away.

oh no! now i wil hav nitemares. i do not like kidses

that was a lukky ekskape, gizmo. i bet you did giv your mummy big kissis to say fank you.

You lot av or bin bizy. I av bin bizy 2
I wen
T for a run I the feuld an mum fownd sum poo sew she bagged it up in a poo bag to spoyl my fun so I coudnt roll in it. We played ball and mum put the bag of lovely
Smelly poo on the flor. So.... I got it an ran a ran and got orl excyted and the poo was flyin out the bag all over.....It was fun

that dus sownd like a grate game, duke! i must reememba that won!

mummy has got the sootcase owt for pakking for our nekst holliday

I was menaced by a pack of Smols! Mummy sed they was Daschunds, but they wasn't very dashy as far as I could see. Dere was six of dem, and two did snarly snarls but I wos veree brave and onlee hid a bit. Their mummys did telled them off for bullying me.

Ware is you goin on holyday Millie? Is Chaos goin too or is he still got porely bits and not allowed?

mummy has got a frend hoo has just gotted a daksund puppy and i woz gowing to go and do playings with hur but thay dus sownd ded scaree so i hope i do not! i do not like snarlee snarlee dogses

we is gowing bak to my france to zaktly the same place with the ded big gardun for playing with chuckit and ded long walkses and my pusscat frend wot dus eet my brekfust if i do not wont it. my brutha chaos is defnutly for shoor coming and maybe my sista nola too, even tho mummy sez she will be a pane in the bottum and will have to stay on her long line in the gardun so she dus not ekskape or chase the pusscat. my mummys daddy shood be staying heer with hur but he has hadded a hakksidunt and is broked. or at leest a bit is broked. we do not no yet if he wil come or not, parruntly we have to do sumthing corled wating and seeing. i think that is like wen mummy dus say 'sit' then 'wate' before giving us our tee.

helped mum clesr her pocket of tweets I iz a clvur staffy

a ded portant job, pokkit cleening!

Ooh yess tis vewy portant

Sowwy I has been bizee, there has been men here doing sum fings, I don't know what's happenings but I do know my Daddy says some is taking away my barf-room (no more baths! ) & anuva one is taking away our fence, and anuva is bringing a spa which is just like a real big barf - I don't want to have to go in that one !! And sum uva things I don't know much bout. Millie you is dead great to go on vay-kayshun, and taking your bruva & sista too is dead good! Mia I does luv treats too !!!

yer.mum bin buzy koda and needs sweep get to bed wee man !!

I did run off with loudest toy in house (fanks Millie for Babble Ball!!!) and maked Mummy chase me long time before she went to bed, it did make her x-claim wif delight a few times, then again when her finger bled in my mouth !! Such fun game, especially when it's bed time !!! I don't know how to put on a vid-ee-o but I does have one of me wif it and Mummy doing chasings ! Millie my Mummy does say you can see'd it on her BookFace

I wull show your mum how.to pist a videow koda as it did make my mum make a funny noise

how is the tranings gowing, koda? have you torted your mummy to play babbul borl chasings more? there is anutha grate trik you can teech her. you can keep hold of babbul borl til she dus giv you a ded yummee treet and that way you wil get midnite snakses! it is best to play a bit furst coz wonce she givs you your treet she wil probly hide babbul borl (that's wot my meen mummy dus) but if you is ded clevur (wot you is) you might get to play a bit furst then hav treetses!

I did heared Mummy say she could have gotten me a treat and i put down babbul bawl but she was a day late! Tonight i did a fun one, i did maked Mummy spend twenteeminutes looking all over for me and i was sleeping in her ward robe, BEST GAME EVA!!!!!!!!!!

oh koda, you is klevur! i wood nevva hav thorted of that.

wot cleverness!
is ward robe comfee for sleepin?

I wents wif mummy yestday to see cusin sheamus he is cute & likes to follow me bout. He has lernt not to jumpy in my face now cos I tolds him off I did shows him how to burys fings, I burys his hyd bone for him but didn't tells him where
Mummy is goin to meet cousin Dave dis week but I cant cos hes not had vaccsinashuns yet I wants to make frends soon befor he gets big cos he will be bigga dan me
Mummy has put pikturs up oft dem so yu can see dem

yor cuzun dave dus look ded cyoot, katy. i'm shur he won't be as ruff tuff as you is, evva.

Koda you is sew cleva.  I is scared of my babbul borl

oh no! that is not rite, duke, babbul borls is not scaree, they is amayzin ded fun!

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