What have my pooch pals been up to?

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I'd like to know what all of my pooch pals have been doing. Why not drop a line or two in here when you want to tell us something you want the world to know.
Don't be shy, but if you are you can get one of your two legged pals to do it for you.  
Theia x

These are spicy nik naks, nobbly bobbly crispy things!! Like the fat lads legs!


Lynn says Australia would be awesome as she loves hot weather, but she is scared of all the spiders! She says she would be a paranoid mess!!

Yesterday I ran for 2 hours with my Vizsla friend Jeeves. He is very fast, but has massive long legs and trips over them somethimes! I had to tell him off a couple of times too, Lynn says he is a raging bag of horny hormones! We ran through the pond, and swan poo, so Lynn put me in the bath, OMG, I shook and cried, but she wouldn't let me out til I was clean. I still ate the treats she tempted me with though!
It might get to 21℃ later this week, I might die from heat stroke!

10 minutes ago I was lying in the hot sunshine! Now it is pouring with rain! I am coming to Australia!!

You can come to 'straya, tis warm even now and Mummy doesnt like the spiders coz sometimes same size as her hands but i chase them round the house to save Mummy but she gets mad coz then cant find them, she strange!

Oh id hate the spiders i dnt even like house spiders eek.

Millie, if they think a few bits of wood is going to stop us they need to think again! We will always find a way if we really want to. Those neighbours of yours must get really bored. There's a big fat lab that lives opposite us and I think I go out more times a day than he goes out per week. Maybe that's why he barks a lot.

Aww

Mum said I had to be extra nice to Dad today coz its Father's Day or something, I have a sneaky feeling he isn't my real Dad

Mum sent me upstairs to give him that special Staffy wash whilst he was in bed with his eyes shut, he looked funny when he opened his eyes but I think he liked my pressie which says "wipe yer paws".

Talking of paws, I took dad to my big park today, he likes the squirrels I think anyway, I was searching one out under a log and managed to put my paw in a muddy puddle. I shook & shook it but all dad did was laugh then after the humans had their dinner I gave them my biggest eyes and Dad filled my bowl with cooked cow.... It was scrummy

Glad flo had an amoozing day hope dad did too

I like the cooked cow, but try to get the raw with the bones in it, it feels nice when you crunch it in your teeth!
I have been to the park today too. There must be millions of parks, cos I have been to a few and I have never seen any of you there! I played nicely with a yellow Labrador called Charlie, he was very bouncy!
I also got lots of treats cos I was practicing my school work and was really good at it! Lynn says I might even pass my silver test and get a ribbon and certificate. I would rather have a cow bone!

Bless u theia

Gizmo is currently banned from the laptop, his eye's still all sore and red and I think reading's making it a bit worse.

Well done Theia on your schoolwork and comiserations to Flo on your wet foot.

Get well soon gizmo

Oh poor Gizmo lol

I am trying to think of a get well soon present that i could send to gizmo but it's hard becoz everything i think he might like i like too so i don't want to send it. do you think he'd like my mummy's green broom that scares the heebies out of me still? i wouldn't mind sending that.

my mummy has gotted a new fone and she wants my donald duck playing noyz for her ring tone so she did record me playink yesterday but she sez it woz not lowd enuff so today i have to play lowder.

When my Mummy came home from work today she had the shopping bags and I jumped on them in the door way & she grumped at me a bit so I taught her and I took myself off to bed after a cuddle with Dad & some TV, I hope she doesn't find me using her phone ! Goodnight y'all. Koda x

i had to sleep on sofa with stoopid last night as he couldn't be bothered walking to his bed so i hardly slept

My mummy has forgotted to feeded us

We have had NOTHING since the big fishes we munched on the lawn about an hour and a half ago and it is now way past 6 o'clock when we are supposed to get fedded and we have had NOTHING despite us all sitting waiting ded pashuntly in the kitchin. My brutha chaos has drooled and drooled and still NOTHING. I am sure I am wasting away. Oh woe woe woe is me.

oh dear they do get to know their times liz . mia is currently rolling on my new carpet shes just looked at me as to say any chance of they lamb treats in the cupboard mum

human left laptop unattended. i sneak on to say hi.
Call the are ess peicey aye Miss Nola. No food for an hour and a half??? outrageous.
I gots my sore eye still, but I bin so brave on account of me ruff, tuff staffy. In other news, the sand heap in Littler Park is nearly gone and I am sad to see its passing. I pooed right up on top of it. hahaha human nearly fell over getting it.

Good to heer from you agane, gizmo. i bet you ar ded brave but hope you don't hav to hav stuff shuvved in yor eye for too long.

You are rite, we should call the are ess peicey aye, eksept that is where i am from and i ended up living with mummy cos she does sumthink called volunteering and she did foster me, so wot hope is there if are ess peicey aye volunteers treet their dogs like this?

Bie the way it is me millie not my sista Nola hoo is a silly labrador so she is not allowed heer.

my brutha chaos did fijit all nite and keep us all awake. he has now gon to sleep. boys!

Sorry Millie! I get confused.

I went to vets, it was great! I got lots of treats and cuddles! I also got a poke in the bum and drops in my sore eye and a baby dog humped my face but so many cuddleses.

Also met a super cool EBT what was all the colours and not just white like for normal.

You got a poke up the bum and stuff in your eye and you think it was grate? I do wurry abowt you, gizmo.

Oh no, i do have a vet apoyntmunt on friday for my lumpy foot that is stil lumpy. pleez say i will not be poked up the bum...

Oh no, mummy said I got to go to vet on Friday too for boosters (whatever they are) hope I don't get poked in the bum

Suze here, I'd like reassure Katy and Millie that they're unlikely to be poked, it's not a regular thing.

Gizmo was so super wriggly when the vet was putting drops in his eyes, she decided to call for reinforcements when she noticed his anal glands needed expressing. Gizmo was so excited about getting to lick a vet that was giving him treats and cuddles and praise that he didn't even notice the other vet had got him until it was all over.

He's got conjunctivitus so I'll be putting drops in his eyes for a couple of weeks. I get the impression he'd rather injections than someone touching his eyes.

'she decided to call for reinforcements when she noticed his anal glands needed expressing'



I shall sit down very furmlee if the vet goes anywere neer my bottum. Wich is hard wen i'm doing my cowering and shaking on the floor. can we just go from thursday to saturday and forget about friday?

Awww baby girl you'll be fine. For why you no likes the vets? Vets has fuds and mine all says about how pretty I am (VERY!) and what lovely conditshum I is in.

I snucked onto the Lap top so as to say hi.

Vets are ok, lots of treats and cuddles & everyone makes fuss of me!

Have to go send Uncle Neil email inviting him for dinner on weekend, i love wrestling with him hes so tough and owned lots of us types, can't wait to lick him hurry up Saturday already!!!!! K.

I do not mind going to the vet so very much eksept when she pokes my foot, then I do a millie meltdown and lie on the floor shaking. i did go to puppy parties at the vet and they were grate but no one pressed my hurty foot.

wen i got back from having my hurty foot pressed i did not want anyone to touch any of my foots but mummy has tort me how to give a paw and that is not so orful.

yor uncle neil sounds fab, koda. bet you will have a grate weekend, wot with ruff games and dinner.

Awww I hope your paw is better real soon !

I am so excited today, Uncle Neil said yes to my dinner invite and is coming on Saturday, can't wait to lick his face !!!!!! K.

hope millies foot is better soon and koda 2 more sleeps till saturday woo hoo

poor millie! I hope your feetses gets all bettah. Koda dus uncle play 'bitey handy rah rah rah!" wiv you? And 'haha I has a stuff, you can have it if you

The humans are become mean. They keep trying to put drops in my left eye but I am wise to them. I hide under duvets and shows all my teefs at them and spurn their phoney offers of peanut butter.

Tonight I Metallica. I sleep with one eye open.

ALWAYS take the peanut butter man!! Maybe the squirt in eye helps, sometimes my Mummy or Daddy does know best. I hope you scoring lots of treats! K.

i no wot you meen about hoomans being mean and dastardly, preetending to give you treets when they want to do something nasty, gizmo. Ded sneeky they is. the best is to snach the treet quikly then run away befor they can do the dastardly thing.

my mummy's daddy came to say hello yesterday and he had some trousers on that did not look neerly durty enuff so i did help make them look better with some paw prints. i think he liked that as he eksklaimed with delite.

The fat lad reckons they only do things for our benefit, but I'm not so sure!
Anyway, they are going to a wedding tomorrow so I'm going to Lynn's mam and dad tonight. I like it there because little Jackie lives there too. He's a patterdale and a lot older than me and can be a but grumpy sometimes and I like to squish him in the corner! but Tommy will look after me if he gets too miserable. I'll have to sleep in my cage when I'm there so we can both have some peace.
Lynn said they want to change my food to raw only and were going to change soon but the dog sitter I'll be living with when they go to Canada hasn't got a big freezer to keep my new food so I'll have to wait until they get back. I eat Orijen now and I love it and I saw them buy a big bag of it yesterday for me. Yum yum
Theia x

Dads home

He's been away for ages, I even gave up looking for him in the mornings cos I'd climb all those stairs and he wouldn't be there

Not this morning though... Gave him the bestest Staffy wash

I'm keeping my eye on him though just in case he sneaks out without me, not gonna let that happen again

Millie, how's yer toes, I nibble mine sometimes dos they itch but then mum n dad stuff it in a bag of powder and I leave little white paw prints everywhere

Gizmo you need those eye drops to see properly, what would happen if you couldn't see the pesky squirrels ?... They'd take over the park

Koda, get the humans to take pics of your fun with uncle Neil and I have a neat trick I call dishwasher surfing for getting some really tasty licks off those plates

^^^ aww flo me thinks ur dad been teaching too much nice stuff

You are rite, flo, you need to keep an eye on that dad of yours. Sneaking off all the time like that is not on

Well all I can say is PHEW! i did go to the vetses this morning and she did not do anything to my bottum at all! . I was very very very very very good and did play with the other dogs wen i was wating but i wasn't very shur of the big fat one that tried to lik my nose all the time, she was very fat an i wasn't shur it wasn't from eeting little puppies like me. i am very little, by the way. i did sit on that scales thing and it did say i am now 14.05kg! that must be becoz i am today 9 munths old

ennyway, were woz i? oh yes, that a was very very very very good at the vetses. i did go in to the room were she was and did not do a millie meltdown at all. mummy has teached me how to give a paw so i did do that for her and then for the vet and she sed i have a lovely paw with onlee a bit of a lump on it now so i do not have to take enny more medsin and i can go for walkses and i do not need anything up my bottum.

I am very pleezed

Hi guys, I went to the vets with mummy today & he didn't go anywhere near my bottom either. He had to kneel on the floor cause mummy wasn't gunna lift me on his table He stroked me & put this thing on my chest with the other thing in his ears then he squeezed my neck & said all done What was all done? I didn't feel anything. He gave me I treat but it was sooooo small I spat it out so he gave me a bigger one Tasty
We went back out to where we was sitting & mummy was talking to a lady & I said hello to a fluffy pup on a mans lap. Mummy asked about her & she was 10 weeks old & half my size. Mummy said she wouldn't be on his lap for long, I didn't understand as you can always sit on a human, she said to me it was a newfoundland but I don't know what that is

The more you fuss, the more biscuits you gets. We should let all the puppies know, so the vets all get trained into our way of thinking.
Newfoundlands is Big, Katy. I mean Proper Big, and very lots of hairy. I think they might not be dogs because my human wouldn't let me play with one when i was rolled in poo. What dog wouldn't want to be wearing fox poo?

My mummy finds it hard to lift me too nowadays i think my mummy thinks im too fat as i have only gotten 2 treats every few days . I howl for treats and head to the cupboard mummy doesn't listen im a poor staving puppy

A Newfie slavered on my head once. It was minging! I wasn't happy
Theia x

Mia05 wrote:My mummy finds it hard to lift me too nowadays i think my mummy thinks im too fat as i have only gotten 2 treats every few days . I howl for treats and head to the cupboard mummy doesn't listen im a poor staving puppy  

Incredibul. these hoomans can sumtime be very crool. you should call the are ess piecey ay too, mia.

Went out for 2 hrs came back my house phone was off the hook maybe mia didnt know how to spell it and thats why she didnt call them

You need to keep your mum away from the 'puter, mia. does she not no that it is for you to use so you can say hello to us? and poor you, trying to fone for help. you must be reely starving

ennyway, after weeks of my hoomans forgetting to take me for a wark, i did finally go to my favurit wark at tollesbury were i did run and chase with my sista nola. aaahhh... i do feel betta now.

This afternoon my mummy maded biskits to take to the are ess piecey ay open day tomorow wile my daddy layded in sumthing called a hamuk. mummy tooked daddy a cup of that hot stuff they like and a biskit but daddy had falled to sleep, so she putted the cup of hot stuff on the ground and putted the biskit on daddy for him to find wen he woked up.

But wen daddy woked up he did not find the biskit becoz he finded sumthing els insted



My brutha chaos must be very ded hevvy becoz he must have smasheded the biskit into such tiny tiny bits that we could not find it enny more. so mummy went and got daddy another biskit. i did try out staring him



but it did not work and i did not even get a crums.

pee ess. that's my brutha chaosses nose at the bottum of the foto. he did not getted any biskit either, and he promises that he did not getted any of the furst biskit, the one he must have smasheded to smithereens.

Goblin wrote:The more you fuss, the more biscuits you gets. We should let all the puppies know, so the vets all get trained into our way of thinking.
Newfoundlands is Big, Katy. I mean Proper Big, and very lots of hairy. I think they might not be dogs because my human wouldn't let me play with one when i was rolled in poo. What dog wouldn't want to be wearing fox poo?

I don't understand them, when I roll in fox poo mummy calls me a dirty cow I don't look like a cow. I smell beautiful specialy when I get it all round my neck & in my collar. We make all this effort & what do they do, they put us in the bath

Wow everyone been so busy & so much fun, I had to read lots!

Well, my Uncle Neil came over last night !!!!!!!!!!!!
I knocked him over in the door way, we wrestled, and played, and I washed his face lots of times, and he even gave me some dinner under the table before Mummy told him off. He is my favourite toy, EVER !!!! I hope you all get to meet my Uncle Neil soon. K. x

hey koda, your face does look a bit like my brutha chaoses face in that pikshur. your uncle neil does sound grate fun.

i have alreddy gived up trying to understand hoomans sometimes, katy. we just hav to aksept that they do sum very strange things.

Well... What a day it was yesterday. Mum & Dad invited loads of people's round and burnt some animals for them to eats. Thought I would just hang around in the middle in case someone wanted to share but only Auntie Linda did... She's my fave



Then a bit later after they had all been drinking stuff that makes them laugh and say silly things they yelled at me about some burd wanting to bite my butt