What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

my mummy is not heer and she has taked my sista nola away too. they is viziting arnt kris. i do hope they do come bak.

Is you home wif Chaos? You could get into trouble

Mummy & Daddy has music on real loud and dancing and giggling, i think their water has a problem but they keep drinking it! :O

i is home with my brutha chaos and daddy so we can get into heeps of trubbul coz daddy duz not notise.

yor hyoomans do sownd ded odd agane, koda.

Millie what sort of naughty will you both get up to??

I have to look after Mummy today she says she not well, & now Daddy too!! We even got wet ground, sumfings going on!!!

Mummy is home sick, im looking after her.

Someone stole our sun!

miwwie I hope you awent.making your mumma chase her tail, wook afta your mumma steal some bacon and give her sum fink ur mumma wiw wike soggy bacon .

My mummy is ded yoosluss, she has maded my konpyoota go ded and it is ded hard to tipe on this sillee fone. I wil tel you orl wot i hav been up to wen the konpyoota os betta

Mummy telled Daddy she has booked me into kennels, sounds fun!!!

Does anyone know what kennels is? Is it fun?

I woz in kenuls wen I woz I littul baybee puppee and it woz ded lowd and barkee but then my mummy did come and fined me and did bringed me home and I woz sik in the car. Are you gowing to the kenuls to fined a nyoo mummy too? Do you no wot sort you will look for?

What!! A new Mummy?? But i LOVE my Mummy, i dont want a new Mummy!!!!

you will hav to make shur you get fineded by the same mummy then!

I nows wot a cage is no a kennul howpe dey make a fuss of you koda

mummy has eksplaneded to me that there is diffrunt kenuls and that it is onlee sum kenuls ware you look for nyoo mummys, so it is orl rite, koda, you don't hav to wurry! mummy sez you must be gowing to a hollyday kenul, not a find a nyoo mummy kenul. i think you do need to take yor own barbykyoo nobses, tho, they mite not have them in kenuls. and yor booma borl! orl the otha dogses in the hollyday kenul will be ded jelus.

Mummmy stuck peanut butter inna bottle for me to play wiv

I wanta holidy kenil, ut dus sound dead fun.

I just did checking and it is hole a day kennels, phew!! I am having 8 nights soon, whateva that means, i just know Mummy will getted me so i dont need new one! I hope they have bbq knobs!!!

Oh cool Gizmo did you get to eated it? & the peanut butter too??

a hole a day! you will be dowing lots of diggings then! that dus sownd fun.

my daddy won't let me eet peenut butta. he sez it's orl his. that is so ded meen and greedee.

mum woodna gie me more bizkits dis is my sulky face :lol I deecided too sunbafe on da big squarey fing insted.

i don't think you look sulkee, mia. i think it looks like you are pleeding with your crooul mummy.

sun baving is grate, i do like lying in the sun in my konsurvatree.

i hav beened in my konsurvatree ded lots today coz it was coled owtside but towstee warm in the konsurvatree.

i bin naughtee. i pulld fevahs off of da Big hen and mummy and daddy did telled me off and all

I sulk.

ooops! we is not alloud to pulled fevahs off the chikins too. hyoomans is no fun sumtimes.

Gizmo now da chikkins will be cold!

I did take Daddy on big walk and we seed fings called grey hounds but i not allowed over to them, i did lungings tho! We did boomer borl few times then Daddy made a fire inside coz it was just 15 degrees he says, i dont fink i sae the degrees coz i fell asleep in front of the fire for long hours then woke panting and had to pour myself onto bathroom floor before going back to fire!

that is still not fare, koda, we do not have fivvteen deegrees heer. i do wont more deegrees!

You can have sum of ours coz we got 27 today Mummy says! My nana comed to stay over & she bringed me sausages, i LOVE sausages!! BEST DAY EVER!!

we did big walk today and den we went to grandma and grandad's for cuddles. i so tired it took me six tries for getting up on da bed, and mummy did call me da cuddlepud.

Thats so cool Gizmo, tonnes of cuddles then 6 goes for the bed!

Lay in bed for ages looking after Mummy coz shes sick, gave Nana a cuddle, had cheese + bacon + jerky + sausages + chicken, rode in Mummys truck, had a bath and now going to have sleeps! BEST DAY EVER!! Gdnite all my friends xx

help! i think i am vannyshing! mummy sez i am melting and orl my hare is forling owt. i do not wont to be borld and melt.

iT OK, I melted last year and den all my hair did growed back again forn wintah. Don't choo wurry Miss Millie.

but dus meen i will be borld till winta? that is ded long to wate for my hares to come bak.

arsk your mummy for jacket just in case.

You can borrow my jumpter Millie if you is cowld

mummy sed i is molding too, she keeps calling me baldy bum and skritching me lots to help all the mold go.

Your Mummies sound dead mean calling you names!! :O

i do hav a hot cote but i think it is best to just keep unda the doovay then i is ded snug. my mummy does too give me lots of scriches, i do like nek scriches best, they make me do funnee faces.

mummy gave me pigface to eat, I fink it to make up for me being moldy.
If skritching doesn't make you pull faces, den it not proper skritches.

that is troo, gizmo. and a reelee proppa skrich makes my bak leg go as wel. ware is your favrit scrich?

Nek skrich is real good, mummy sayz I grin wen she does it but butt skrich is the bestest

My head is white and body blue so Mummy knows where to scritch, i need it where thr colour meets then i can do grinning face and real super fast back leg!!!!

I dus need lots of places skritched, but if I only got one humin...den my priority be my head neck. dat one bit?

Mmmmmm dat one bit!!! Da best!!

I dus wuv sritches too wikes a giid old back scwatch it makes me does funnee faces twoo

neks and bums and eeyars. in that orda. that is ded cleva that you is culla coded, koda!

Well Millie you know how silly sum of those Mummys Daddys can be, you have to make sure you get what you want lots!

mummy did atak me! she did deelibrutly nok me to the grownd and throw herself on top of me and i did shreek! then she did say it woz my folt coz i did tripped her up wen i did walk in frunt of her but i no that she is just blayming me insted of admiting tha she did forl ova she is clumbzee. how dare she blame a por innowsunt puppee like me?

mummy does have a hurtee nee but i am shur i did hurted mor coz i am dellicut.

Millie why did your Mummy dewiberatly cwash tackle you, that is dead mean! I hope her nee is ok, if not she must go vetses - bum on floor, bum on floor tell her!!

I was left home alone for more than one our tonight, i thought i was going to starve so had to eat a big outside cushion, Mummy did xclaim wif delite then hided it so Daddy didnt see it, she must want all the fun to hers elf!

koda

staffy cuggles and kisses are da best