What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

not as scaree as me thouw

Gizmo I yam proud of you we are poo finder exsperts!!!

LizP wrote:not as scaree as me thouw

you is proper scaree Millie.

only jowking

by the way, i is ded jellus of yor poo findings. i do not find such grate poo.

phew! I was a bit afraided then. Poo-finding is tuff work. You gots to be dedicated and focussed, but I fink you is growed up enuff now that you can rise to da challenj. Da bestest poos is often fownd unda bushes, butchoo goes to fieldes and I dunno if you got bushes dere?

we have hejjiz rownd our feeyuldses but i have onlee fownded bunnee poo ther. we go to the woodses and to the heef and ther are bushes ther so i wil have a propa look. thanks for the tip!

I wanna go woodeses but mummy don't drive so we gots to get a Train for ages lots.

do you do poo-finding on traneses too? i will ask my daddy, he does too go on traneses.

no, you does get to lick kneeses lots thow.

does likes nee licksies and face licsies too

My Mummy made me walk with a fing called new harness, it was DUMB !!! I couldn't do any pulley pulleys, didn't stretch her shoulder or burn her hands. I must find it and eat it then don't need to have it any more !!

i do to hav a nyoo harnis, koda! mine is ded scaree and did do a millie meltdown. it wil kil me, i no it! i hope yours is not so ded scaree, koda.

is your harnis not betta than that face thing?

oh koda , you will have to eat da face fingy it wooks scaree

Oh Millie I hope you are ok ! I am scared in my new harness fing too, I didn't want to walk but I see it is ok I just don't want to have it on coz then I no pulley pulley Mummy! It is better than the one that goes over my face though but I can get that one off if I dive hard enough !

oh koda

You haf to walk sideaways in new stuff that's wat ey do it makes it less scaree tru fact!!

fink my mum is giving my tweets away

those is orl yors, mia??? wowzers, yor mummy is ded jenrus, much betta than my mummy hoo is meen and stinjee. but i do stil luv my mummy so am happee that she is not gowing to wulvrampton that meens she can spend orl weekend giving me cugguls and treetses.

fanks for the tip about sidewayzes, axl! it is troo, you do lurn ded lots on this forum

I have hiccupy sneezes. Me no Like!

dey is awl my tweets auntee wiz I does wike the moo moo ears and.mum wooks and wooks wile I ested da moosies ears mum tews me my favuwite shops cwosing she sez she wiw have to uze a wee mousie and go and wook for more tweets dat is awful I duz wike my tweets.

Thanks Axl for the hot tip, if she tries to put it on me one more time ill do sideways!!!

She put it on again and I couldn't do sideways, and I couldn't chew it off, so I refused to move !!!! This is outrageous !!

it is owtregus koda as u wook vewy vwey cawute in your harness

but you dus look ded hansum in your nyoo harnis, koda! you must go owt and show evreewon.

Dat is just like my harness koda! cept you need to cover it in mud so it looks proper. It's nice and comfy after a bit, don't worree.

I wos playin wiv dees little dogs and we all play play play and their mummies asked wot I wos mixed wiv and my mummy did say ''He's got one American Bulldog and Rottweiler Grandad and the rest are staffs.'' The lady sed ''You're brave, American Bulldogs are killers. You can't trust them.They're so dangerous some States have banned them.''

see, toled you hyoomans is sillee! we do no you is not a killa, gizmo. eksept of flor food!

my sista nola woz ded norty this morning and she did bugga off on our walk and the she did get orl wurrid coz she cood not fined me and a nice laydee she did fone my mummy to say she had fownded nola and then we did fineded nola too and she woz ded happee to see me agane.

Glad you and Nola did find eachover again.

Ar American Bulldogs little and fluffy? Cos we haf one near me an he dos always look angri and want to kill me he's ded scaree!!

I don't fink so, Axl. my doggie granpa was lots of tall and wideness but maybee dat was the rottweiler side showin froo. Dem fluffy dogs is tuff, I telled you I met one what was a pirate? He was dead tuff, but he let me play chase wiv him for a bit.

Ohhhh Nola that was dead naughty, your Mum would be sooo worried! Millie tell her not to do that ever again!!

Sunday Sardines!
I is a bit hoppity again from all my dancings yesterday.

I wss desd good der woz a big bu mastiff across da road and I dis no growl mum sed I woz a good gurl I never seen em I got natures menu chiken whens a got home mum cwinkles her nose evewytime its funee do

Those ball ma stiff dogs are dead big, well done Mia being so brave! I was dead scared walking today, big dog was yelling at me from behind fence!!!

we do hav big wind. why am i not gowing for a walkies bie the see?

Are you near chester-man? I hear big wind there! dangerous! Stay safed x

i dun big wind, sorry! Din't realise it would stop Millie's walkies

this is skie big wind, gizmo. i do lots of my owne big wind orl the time, mummy sez she has nevva met such a fartee dog as me, but that dus not stop walkies, only skie big wind dus stop walkies.

chester-man is heeps far away i think, sumwere corled 'up north'. we is in the eest.

A bit of our house dun felled off! It was sitting on our fence like a cat.
Also, I is still veree hoppity. Mummy reckons I dun it on purpose cos dey was gonna train me to be extra goodboy, but firsties I is already extra goodboy and secondees my leg does hurt.

wot did happun to yor howse, giz? woz it your wind that did do that?

i do hope that you have not wurkeded so hard at being a ekstragoodboy that you have maded yorself hoppity! maybe you shood trie being not so ekstragoodboy nekst time.

Hi friends! Its onethirty and Mummy & me awake, its hot!

dat isn fare koda heet isnt good sumtimes

I dont knoo, too windy, too hot! weavah is stupid.
Millie's mummy does got extra smilies from sumwhere and my mummy keeps gigglin' at oneofem.

Bits of our fence did fall over too! I didn't fink I was dat windy last night. I did play bitey handy wiv daddy, but we had to be all careful cos of my hoppitiness.

Mummy sayz I ave to say sorry for all the windses & damage cos it was my storm that dids it It was storms Katie buts my name is Katy!!!! so it cant be my fawlt

You is not a storm! You is a staffy! A bewtiful lady staffy what is all kinds of gorgeousness
Silly Mummy, finking you is a IE when you is a Y.

I killed the wrapping paper.

yor mummy just carnt spell proppalee, katie, utherwise she wood no that you is katy and not katie. onistlee, you wood think she cood tell the diffrunce, woodn't you?

get that paypa, gizmo!

She shood no she nameded me & hates it if i'spelt wrong I don't have much windses anyways

Weava is dumb for sure, i dont know what winda is but to blame it on KatY is outrageous, she is just very beautiful tough staffy!

I duznae wike the windsees I pulls mum to a shelta but windsees stiw bwows.

windses is stoopid for shur! Well done Mia for getting your mum to safety quickquick.

I wawked farther dis smorning a motorbike made a would bang and made mum jump I just kept bouncing I was a good girl