My Doggy Diary by Nita, aged 2 and a half

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Yesterday was my first day with my new owner. He came to pick me up from where I was living. I thought I was going for walk but ended up in car sat on a girls knee. The window was down and I loved smelling all the things going past. I was nervous but had the feeling everything would be betterer.

We went to a shop that had a lot of nice smells that I liked, it was a dog shop. I got bought a new bed and bowls and some treats, a collar and a lead.  I did a poo outside to celebrate, heh heh.

We then went to see a nice lady who I think is going to help me with my itching. I itch a lot and my ears are swollen and closed too. It drives my round the twist and I can't stop scratching. Maybe I lose concentration with it. I do not know.

We then went for another drive and went to a house. It is my new home I think. It smell better. I got a new toy and I run round like mad with it. I made a lot of noise banging it into things. Fun. I think I did wrong as I poo'd and wee'd in the house. Maybe I didn't give signal I need to do toilet. Man owner was nearly sick from smell. It was funny to watch but I felt a little sorry. My paws cannot do cleaning so I can't help.

We also went for nice long walk, it was foggy and I kept looking back to make sure new people with me. Mud and wet grass was my favourite and splashing in puddles (not poodles). I think we got lost because of fog.

When we got to new home I had to have a shower. I was smelly dog. It was like it rain in one place but I got man drenched too ha ha ha. Now I smelt betterer.

I had dinner, it was nice. I ate it all and had a lot of water. I think it was chicken. I liked it. Chicken nice. Yum

It been a long day so I needed to sleep. Instead of new bed I sleep in chair. It my chair now as not allowed on fabric island thing. It new. I think I make noise from other end as man owner and friend say it extremely smelly. I carry on ha ha ha. It fun.

I saw man owner yawning, he was tired. He went to bed. I followed ha ha. I not stay on floor, bed nicer. I make sure I take up all bed and man owner sleep on edge. I am a lady so it right thing to do.

Today I wake after man owner wake. Ahhh nice sleep. We have another walk to shop and I see girl who said hello to me last time, she friendly. Small adult come and ask for stroke. He nice but I must not jump on him as it is scary.

We do training too as I not good at it. Now I can sit, stay and come. I get treats when doing right. I think it good to do right as man owner happy and we play. Now I sit by window typing this but have to stop as paws itchy like itchy thing. I type again soon

Woofity woof.
Nita (I am two and half you know)

-Ian- wrote:Ah bless her, she's just giving you the dead pieces Ains

Ha ha, yes she is, the little monkey.

She fell on all 4 paws when she found you Ains, you two seem to have great fun

-Ian- wrote:She fell on all 4 paws when she found you Ains, you two seem to have great fun

We do indeed, I'm the lucky one too. She is such a chilled pooch

nita has came on in leaps and bounds ains thanks to you what a lovely dog full of character

Mia05 wrote:nita has came on in leaps and bounds ains thanks to you what a lovely dog full of character

Thanks Mia, we have both been great for each other.

Today Dad did hide box, but I find it and it go boom, I did not touch it, honest!!!!

Hmmm boxes and pillows seem to simply explode Nita

Did you find anything interesting in the aftermath?

mia never wrecked my house she just chewed a few shoes great picture

-Ian- wrote:Hmmm boxes and pillows seem to simply explode Nita

Did you find anything interesting in the aftermath?

I did find nothing but much fun.

Merry Chrimbo everyone. Love from Nita and Ains.

merry christmas nita

A friend of mine came over not long ago (sounds like I don't have many visitors lol) and Nita decided to behave like a tart. But at least she was comfy.





aaaand one not so comfy. She stayed like that for a good half hour

they are just nuts aren't they

-Ian- wrote:  they are just nuts aren't they

They are indeed, so comical at times.

Aww bless

The other day it was my brithday. I is now 5 and Dad say I getting old as in hooman years i now 35. Dad had to go work and I did not want him to so i sat at door but he say we have birthday sooprise when he get back. We did. Auntie came too and she did buy me presents that I did have to unrap. Dad also got me presents but he did not do the wrap as he say it waste of the muney. Auntie tell Dad off and Dad did laugh.

I also have some beer. It is doggy beer from the doggy shop. It nice. I had fun and am happy.

OOh Ooh, i did nearly the forget. I did meet new doggy at weekend. He is nice but sometime growl at me when I went too close. I did growl back but then we did make frends and we good. We go for walk in field and he did nearly catch the bird fesant. We then did go to pub and Dad and Auntie and friends we did have good time. I tired later and did sleep on sofa in pub.
This is me and new doggy friend and littul hooman. He not like me bark but I only say the hello. He now like me.



This me asleepy on big sofa in pub. It comfy.

Aww happy Birthday Nita, looking really good

Nita is looking great pubs the best place on a sunday

I is a cow...Mooooooooowuff





But Dad.....I want to go the out again.

Like butter wouldn't melt in that second pic

-Ian- wrote:Like butter wouldn't melt in that second pic

Yep, tell me about it. She has me wrapped around her little paw at times. Her Auntie more so.

I did the zoomies after walk. Fun



Dad did go back to work after long time and I did set about making nest. Of course I need all soft square things to make this. Dad not mad as he said he has birthday soon so can ask for new ones. I told Dad they just go boom and do the explodes.

I love her enthusiasm for the bit of paper - it definitely knows who's boss now.

That is one fantastic nest, well done Nita! Remember to give your daddy lots of post-work cuddles.

Classic zoomies Nita

She is looking fab Ains, healthy and very happy. We have those exploding cushions as well, must be a faulty batch out there

-Ian- wrote:Classic zoomies Nita

She is looking fab Ains, healthy and very happy. We have those exploding cushions as well, must be a faulty batch out there

Thanks, Ian. She has come along way from how she was when she first walked through the door to her forever home. She is, usually, a really chilled out and calm little staffy. Cheeky with it though.



As for the cushions, yes I must have got a bad batch from the shop. I was asked why I wasn't annoyed with her for doing it. Well, they are only ruddy cushions at the end of the day, easily replaced.  She isn't.

It's actually very funny when you catch them trying to stop those cushions exploding, the look on their faces is priceless

The other day I on guard duty when Dad go to little room. He say no need, I say much need. Never good to get the caught with pants down ha ha ha. Dad sigh.



Today I do nothing. Lazy day after walk. Sky make noise and leaves do dance.

Wow Nita, you are looking very good with that shiny coat

-Ian- wrote:Wow Nita, you are looking very good with that shiny coat

She looks like a seal lol

Oops, Dad did throw ball for me and break my picture. Naughty Dad

Uh oh, human malfunction

Have to say though, that is one nice drawing

-Ian- wrote:Uh oh, human malfunction

Have to say though, that is one nice drawing

It bounced off the wall, Ian. Honest.

The pic was done by a local guy who was advertising on FB. It was a few months after Nita arrived if I remember correctly, but yes, it is a great drawing.

Today I did get to see good snow, Dad throw snowballs at me and one hit me square in face, Dad laugh, I did not and I also get covered in the snows. It fun and I did run off chasing rabbit in field. I did not catch rabbit.

Today we go for walk but after we go past tree it get very cold and the snows and wind did hit me and Dad. I turn white so Dad say we turn round. Dad said far too cold and wind make it -13c

Nita

Dad Mum was scared of me, little Nita and when we visit or she visit us she did not be happy much. Dad say because she read about us doggies and how we are always do the attack. I no attack or want to hurts the hoomans.
Dad did do the talk with his Mum and tell her that I was very friendlyness and happy dog.

It took long time, Dad Mum said she would not be in same room with me and just her if Dad go out but now she happy to. Dad Mum also gets me treats which are nice and I sit next to her and protects her. When I go round to her house, she has food and water ready for Nita. I likes her and no she not the scared.

It is the sad that people treat us bad and think we monster but we just want to be love and be happy and safe and enjoy life.

Good lot to catch up on here, bet ya had fun in the snow Nita but got to find a way to get Dad with the snows

Pleased to read that Dads Mum now likes Staffy cuddles

I did go walk; I did run; I did go in water; I did chase stick; I did get wet; I did make poop; I did chew stick; I did bark at dog; I did wee; I did bark at dad; I did more wee; I did have bath, I now smell good; I sleep.

Today good day with Dad.

Sounds like a perfect Staffy day

Went over to Spain (Dad) for a week, Nita went to stay with her Uncle. I hadn't worn these shorts since last year and happened to find ruddy poo bags in one of the pockets (clearly I do not check them before they go into the wash)



Also, Nita is six today, time flies as it only seems like yesterday when she arrived at her forever home. Treats bought from the shop although one bag I had to reluctantly buy as Nita decided to open it while it was still on the shelf and proceed to eat the contents. Little monkey

Anyway, walkies done and this eve Auntie is coming round with pressies and Nita will be enjoying some Pawsecco (doggy wine) with her dinner.

I did make song


I is dog I do the thing,
I lap dog full of bling,
I love the people,
I climb steep heeple,
I make doggy rhymes with da sheeple,

I do the farts,
I laugh and chirp,
I make big grins when I do the burp,

I meet doggy friends,
We have good time,
We run and play,
It aint no crime,

I miss the Dad when he go to work,
I protect da house it's where I lurk,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
Being da doogy protector, all ol' skool

I know the score I aint no whore
Jus' cos I show me belly for tickles and more,
I'm a staffy, a pit, a little bit crazy,
But I don't godfather like Martin Scorcese,

I loves the Dad, Auntie too,
I loves my friends, through and through
We all coolio just like the glue
Wanna be friend? Join the queue

I'm just me, Nita noo noo,
I'll piss on ya floor and poo too.

The finding of bags is all too familiar, it's almost like finding a fiver in those washed shorts or winter coat

Great rhyme too

Down this road that never seems to end,
Where new adventure lies just around the bend.
So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style

Perfect for a walk

Hello, it been long time that I did updatey the diary. I and Dad been on long lifey journey and now we back. Here I am in favorit pozishun, asleepy.  This on Cwismas day and I full of the turkey and veg and cwismas cakey, for doggies of corse.


And me after the cwistmas pwessy openings

You are very pretty
I trust you had lots of nice things in your presents

Hewo, it bin while since Dad let me yoose the computer as I looking on plenty of dog for too longs.

So, here I am in wood with Dad and frend and we spent weekend in wood. It lot of fun but I come away with ticky at back of ear, now gone. Still, only one in 8 yeers is the good.




I do the protect of tent villij




I annoy the AUnty (even tho uncul but i call aunty cos it funni)



Dad say too close for the comfort and glad I not Rabbi (or rabbit)


Sunning myselfy.

Hewo, I pinch the dad cherr. I now got grey hares as I am 9