What have my pooch pals been up to?

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My Mummy is dead sad coz her bruva was hurted in big erf-quake, i give her extra cugles today x

I have did 2 days of keeping Nana safe now, Mummy is giving me big treats so i keep doing it, i didnt telled her i do it even wivout treats, staffy secrets! My Daddy did called from Melbin, i do miss him and i no had boomer ball in 2 days now!

Your Nuncle Simon does sound fun Gizmo, maybe he can take neffew back to shop he buyed from and get nuva neffew, or do they all do shouties? Did you member bum on floor at vetses, hope so! Mummy says 21.5 kill o gwams is more than me, she silly coz thats not my name!!

Neffew is only little hoomin puppy pup age, so I reckon he get less skreetchy when he olda. We dus just got to soshalise him at puppy classes and whatnot.

I going back to vets for jections on twenteeateth for nockulation or vaxseen or suumant. Mummy sed my advocate is in da post. I chewed all the nenvelopes just in case, but it weren't there.

I hates advocate. smelly stinky badness.

ooh deer gizmo dat is tewibble wait on da postman and destwoy awl the mail only if it is papur u dnt wnana visit da vetses

Dead good advice Mia!!

my mummy is ded bizzy bizzy driving up and down orl ova the plase coz my arnt chris is mooving and my grandad is mooving and they orl needs helpses. but dus my mummy not undastand that she must leev my konputa swiched on so i can do my sowshul meeja?

You will have to teached your Mummy Millie, her biz-ee can not get in way of your soshall meeja needs! I hope your Arnt Chris is going somewhere dead nice ?

I did have biggest walks ever today and saw so much fings and get real sighted, den I did get boomer ball and BBQ steak and cheese and I tried to get Nanas ham-burger but I wasn't loud, den I had to have real big sleeps by fire. I am so happy when my Mummy Daddy and Nana is all home like today. BEST DAY EVA !!!

my arnt chris is gowing to be livving ded neer you, koda, sumware coreld kweenslan wot is nekst to sidnee. i think she can come and play booma borl with you!

Dat is just up road Mummy says, just 9 hours by car - whateva hours is ! Oh man I can't wait to play wif your Arnt Cwis, if she needs any fing just let me know and Mummy can go next door to her !!!

that is brillyunt! orlthow i do not kwite understand coz if kweenslan is nekst to sidnee in straylia and straylia is neer lundun neer essix, why is mummy saying that arnt chris will be livving on the uther side of the wurld? it is orl so verree ded konfuzing.

miwwie kaos nowa can usse my mobli mum saz da is gud for when u downst have a computa it is ded windy heer mum cnt sweep cos of da wind it is arwul hot tooum kept da windo open I can heer the wind but mum sez it is too hot to close da windo

as u awl kno is a tired owld wady I need a sweep how wills I sweep wifowt da wind ??? nighty night wuv mia

mummy did telled me off for eating duvet fluff. it is delicious.

I dus wike duvet fluff gizmo.specually when it wands on da floor and mum picks it awl up

Mmmmm i luvs fluff! Why Mum telled you off for it??

My Dad has a sick but he didnt eat grass thats why he still sick! I give him cuggles for whole day.

por my brutha chaos he has not hadded his brekfust. daddy did gived me and my sista nola brekfust when he woz not looking and now mummy and daddy have forgotted! he is doing his best 'pleez mummy' looks and evvrything.

Millie i fink they didnt for getted i think Chaos is going vetses today for his soreness and get better! Vets will give treats for him For now i hope he doesnt starved!!

antee mia opes chaos is betterer soon xxxx

you woz ded rite, koda, my brutha chaos woz at the vetses. mummy woz wiv him orl morning and has brougted him home now. he is ded sleepy.

Me hope he feelin better soon x

Oh no Chaos bin gots by the vetses again They must likes him lots for all these visits

i think that is it, katy. my brutha chaos he does have a ded kleen bottum now coz parruntlee they did woshed inside it

he did to sleepings orl aftanoon and mummy did cuggul him lots but that is ok coz i think you must need plenty big lots of cugguls afta having the inside of your bottum woshed.

I does fink Chaos must be feeling poorly and I am happy your Mummy has been wif him to make him feel better after vetses! Give him a brutha luv from me please !! Koda

my brutha chaos is feeling betterer this morning! he did wake up in the middul of the nite to tell mummy he was feeling betterer too that is unkul keef the vet's folt for making him sleep orl yestaday aftanoon.

so mummy did get up with chaos to letted him owt justincase at twenteepasfree an they did wotch a shower of meety ors. i do not no wot a or is be meety wons sownd ded yummy. not shur why they needed a shower tho akshully, my brutha chaos did not wotch the meety ors, he did blast rownd the gardun chasing bunnees

i dont fink you spelled akshully write!

sorry, koda. i know my spelling is uzelly tip top sooper dooper but i is only notkwitetoo so do still make mistakeses.

You dont have to be sorry i fink you is dead cute! Is Chaos going ok still today? What is Nola doing? x

he is still good, fank you, and my sista nola she is good too. eksept mummy sez she is orlso norty! mummy is givving her pillses evvree day coz she is getting older and her leggses mite start to not wurk so verree well but daddy say she dus not need them coz she can still bugga off!

we hav go a punkshur in our paggling pool . mummy sez she must letted orl the worta owt so she can maked it betta.

I is going vetses at endofmunth to see about how I is.

I don't want my bum washed!

why is you gowing to the vetses, giz? is it for your footses? i do hope they do not try to wosh yor bottum too!

mummy has maded our paggling pool betterer and has putted the worta bak in

howled at mum for a biskit went an extra wong walksies today I enjoyed it vewy much. mum woked dis mornin and was sweeezing I finks she has a cowld

I have got a new bruvver. Mom sez it's a baby tiger but I fink she triked me coz l fink it's another cat

ooh me wikes cat food! my mum has been feeding a stway one dos morning I was sniffling mums bag for the foodsies

I likes ALL food, even fox poo but it dus make me av runnee poo but l still sneek it when mom is too far away to get it off mee

I asn't tryd eating fox poop Duke, I liks to rolls in it Mummy getz sooo cited wen I do Yu must be reely brave cos catz scare me

that is a ded pritty brutha you dus hav, Duke. mummy wonts to no if he is a beng orl? styoopid mummy, it is obvus it is a kat!

i woz bitted by a dog in my woodses today. mummy woz ded kros coz the laydee with the uther dogses did say that i had not been bitted but i had and i did say owch. it woz not a big bite and i do not hav a hurtee ennything, so i do not hav to go to the vetses. fyoo!

Oh Millie is yu alwrite? bets it waz a likkle dog they is nasty

i is fine, fank you for asking katy. it was a ded big laberadoor. there is free of them we hav metted them beefor and they dus always piks on me so today i woz hiding behined my mummys legses but the brown won did stil com and bitted me .

mummy sez that she will kumplane if it dus happun agane.

Yu makes sure mummy dus, yu don't wants laberadoors bitings yu I donts liks dem they is scary

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did roll in fox poop katy las fry day wen we was going to the pub an l had to get cleen
Them lab door dogs is meen l hopes u is orite now millie.
Mom sed my new bruvver is snowi beny gorl.  I woz a bit scaid wen he did first come but l is not scarey now coz I alredy got 1 cat bruver.
Little tiga is scared of mee

tiwed tiday vewy hotsies

I killed a Dragon.
Mummy is ever so proud, but sed dat fotobukkit aint lettin her put it on to show evereebody my dead dragon what I killeded.

MILLIE I HOPE DAT LABRAHDOR SEZ SORREE.

I GOT KEY STUCK SO IT LOOK LIKE I SHOUTING BUT I NOT REELY.

Wots a dragon

the laberadore did not say sorree, it did say barkee barkee and it has been not nice to me before and not sedded sorree and that is ded rood.

i no wot a dragun is! it is one of those things mummee has maded of wiyer that we must not play with coz there are sharp pokee ends. i do hope you did not killed my mummees dragun coz it did take her ajiz to maked it.

Norty labradooor!!! Its Mummy needs to teach nice like us! Why did Gizmo killed Millies Mums dwagon?

My Mummy has been goned ALL day, i fink she forgotted to come home to me! I will wait by the door forever!!!

My dragun was all soft and had tasty fluffyfluff innards. No pokey wyre atall atall.

My Mummy did come home!! BEST DAY EVER!!!

wuv to u awl mia.xxxx

I snucked out wen Daddy went to take out the hens their fud and he fort I was wiv mummy and mummy fort I was wiv daddy so I spent fourours sunbavin' on da henhouse and mummy was proper cross wiv me.

It werent dat hot.

i do wish i cood do that too! just think forowers of eeting chikin poo...