"The Dog House" public bar

by **Inez Maria** Sat Jul 13 2019, 22:44

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Dog House!! drinks are free for new members and hope when you get home your not in said "Dog House!" As you were Laughing

by **Inez Maria** Thu Aug 01 2019, 20:22

Its on the house hen

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 09:32

Another pint of courage please god this is awful

by **gillybrent** Fri Aug 02 2019, 09:33

I'm starting early!

I need a nerve tonic (preferably with gin) - I went for my customary walk through the park this morning & a guy on a bike nearly ran me over! When I shouted "Watch out!" he stopped & gave me such a stream of abuse that I just stood there! Surprised

by **gillybrent** Fri Aug 02 2019, 09:34

I'm starting early!

I need a nerve tonic (preferably with gin) - I went for my customary walk through the park this morning & a guy on a bike nearly ran me over! When I shouted "Watch out!" he stopped & gave me such a stream of abuse that I just stood there! Surprised

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 14:40

Crystal keep yer chin up...... here ya go Gilly a double gin to go with yer nerve tonic,,,,, some people have no manners damned eejits

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 17:46

Ill have whisky good old whyte and mackay and barrs cola ive left 5 quid on the bar pretty cheap for a triple

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:11

Ill leave drinks on the bar yoo hoo anyone here

by **MartP** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:14

Hey Mia

Just popped in for a cold one on the way to the swimming baths lol

I'll join ya for a quickie, then it's on with the budgie smugglers, strap on me arm bands and away I go!

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:17

Oh mart will u indeed Laughing

whatll it be

by **MartP** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:18

Cheers - ooooeeeeerrrrr missis Laughing

I'll have a quick pint of the coldest draft cider you have please x

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:20

Here u go pint of strongbow

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:23

Helping meself to a whisky

by **MartP** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:24

Ta very much - oooh that's better Blushing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:25

Hoping to get drunk god if only

by **Jenc** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:28

Budgie smugglers Mart, now I need to bleach my brain Laughing

Crystal have as much as you need hen to numb the pain "The Dog House" public bar - Page 6 3198918699

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:31

Christ id need a distillery jen Laughing

by **MartP** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:35

Jenc wrote:Budgie smugglers Mart, now I need to bleach my brain

Crystal have as much as you need hen to numb the pain

I'll have you know I'm the talk of the town when I'm out and about in my gold, glitter covered smugglers, with one leg warmer on the right leg and the left foot enveloped in a beige leatherette single wheeled roller blade!!! Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:36

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:38

Getting right strange visions now Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:42

:whistle:

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:43

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:44

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:48

One large gin amd slimline on the bar hen

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:55

Would u want a drink before tou turn in for the night jen?

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:56

MartP wrote:Hey Mia

Just popped in for a cold one on the way to the swimming baths lol

I'll join ya for a quickie, then it's on with the budgie smugglers, strap on me arm bands and away I go!

I only seemed to pick 2 words out from that and it wasnt budgie smugglers Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 20:58

by **Jenc** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:00

I wonder what they were Inez Laughing

I could do with a double Bacardi after that !!!!!!!

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:04

Heres a bacardi Jen Big Grin

thanks for the gin Crystal have another whiskey too,,,,,,, and I will go and clean my mind out Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:05

One double bacardi my fav after morgans rum god i sound like a right alkie Laughing

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:06

So do you want all 3? Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:07

Na best no mix my drinks else my liver will match my brain pickled Laughing

by **Jenc** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:08

Inez Maria wrote:Heres a bacardi Jen thanks for the gin Crystal have another whiskey too,,,,,,, and I will go and clean my mind out

Cheers Inez, hopefully we won't be scarred for life after that mental torture Laughing

Sorry Mart Big Grin

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:09

Cheered me up no end Laughing

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:21

I aint scarred at all Jen Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:22

I see ye got yer mimd out the gutter hen Laughing

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:25

always hen Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:27

Life would be a bore hen if you never had a sense of humour

by **Inez Maria** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:29

I know hen but mine is filth Laughing

by **Mia05** Fri Aug 02 2019, 21:42

Mine too

by **Inez Maria** Sat Aug 03 2019, 10:44

Having a sweet tea well until 12pm then a wine Big Grin

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 12:37

Helping meself to a virtual fosters

by **Inez Maria** Sat Aug 03 2019, 13:19

Carry on hen then ye can help me clean toilets Laughing

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 13:23

Glad faldo dont use em

by **Inez Maria** Sat Aug 03 2019, 13:24

:lol or my OH for that matter Big Grin

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 13:29

Oh god

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 13:35

Have another wine hen Big Grin

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 20:30

Think ill have a virtual gin wish i had a virtual bottle or 7 Sad

by **Inez Maria** Sat Aug 03 2019, 21:04

Cheers hen have a litre bottle on me xx

by **Mia05** Sat Aug 03 2019, 21:09

Make it two hen

by **Inez Maria** Sat Aug 03 2019, 21:10

Ok 2 it is but remember we are having to sort out that bishops finger in the morning Laughing

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