"The Dog House" public bar

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Welcome to the Dog House!! drinks are free for new members and hope when you get home your not in said "Dog House!" As you were

Ill have a Brenne Cuvée Spéciale French  single malt whisky please

I will try one of those

Sounds good hen

Well if it gets us where we need to go

Very true helping myself to a baguette with babybel  and fromage frais

Ooh I may have to go and have a pork roll now

Ooh with fromage frais hen?

Nooooo apple sauce

Im gonna have oyster bay sauvignon blanc its lovely

Oh yes Oyster Bay is lush

Inez Maria wrote:Nooooo apple sauce

Sounds lovely hen

I did ask if he wanted stuffing but was a no

Toast for faldo r.i.p son ill miss my wee pal

Ill have a becks please as its german

I will have a chardonnay to toast the beautiful Faldo ,,,,,, you done him proud hen xxx

Heres yer french chardonnay hen chin chin

The silence is awful hen

Cheers hen ,,,,,, I bet it is but that silence is there for a reason ,,,,,, peace for him xxx

Too true hen

More chardonnay hen or a sauvignon blanc?

Ill have a whisky and barrs cola fiver on the bar

Wee gin hen?

Aye and a hot water bottle please have tummy ache and back ache

Aww god hen one hot water bottle and a heat pad coming up

Fankoo sorry my internet is so so slow tonight reckon aliens are messing with it

Well somebody is hen

Went to the loo and had a good howl i went to feed the dog at 6 oclock hen ffs

Its gonna be like that for a long time hen

I know thats the worst of it ill probs be awake at 7.00 to feed him hen

I know hen but it will get easier xx

Hope so hen

Chardonnay on the bar jen inez extra large

Plays; pink so what in the bar

Ill be a greedy sod and help myself to fosters

I will have a bottle please hen my head is pounding from crap

Here u are hen could do wae a few myself

Aye we will both have a few hen xx

Cheers ladies, i'm off to my bed as madam woke me at 3.30 this morning Why she has to have a major scratching session at that time of day I don't know!!!

Vins the same Jen always at around 4am he starts the rubbing along like a bloody military genius lol

Mia was the same at 5am * what i wouldnt do to have that again im sorry

Helping  meself to anything going chin chin folks

Cheers chin chin ive left a tenner  on the bar

Ill have a half please:D

I ken its early im having a fosters

As jacko says in love thy neighbour ill have a half

I need a drink of anything its been a stressful day I am mentally and physically worn out bloody house selling its a nightmare ,,,, what ever it is make it a double

Oh hen have 2 doubles have a Brenne Cuvée Spéciale French  single malt whisky

Having fosters left 2 quid on the bar