Piglets Pub

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Nah have got 2 bottles out here so will be ok! always prepared was in the Brownies and girl guides    

Of course Sheila.. On its way   

See overlooked !!!   

Inez Maria wrote:Nah have got 2 bottles out here so will be ok! always prepared was in the Brownies and girl guides    

Well in that case I think I'll just fix myself another drink whilst I sort Sheila's drink out   

Hah

Half time Ian. Here's the remote. Going outside to see how me mates doing  

I'm with ya.. Better make sure she's ok.

All fine and dandy here, pulled a geezer in on his way to the bar! have persuaded him much better in the tub than watching footie!    

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Ohh Ian..... you have been blown out   

Whats this new bloke like then Inez?
Come on don't be shy  

Me shy Shela never well he was dressed as a Brazil nut in honour of the footie tonight, so didnt quite know what to expect, on closer inspection he has more of a Peanut!    

  You crack me up, you really do   

I've been dumped for a .... Peanut   

So glad Sheila you appreciate my sense of humour! lots dont lol!    trouble is I am laughing at what I put myself half the time god I am a loon!    

-Ian- wrote:I've been dumped for a .... Peanut   

Aww Ian, she'll come back running to you soon. Peanuts are no substitute for Brazil nuts  

-Ian- wrote:I've been dumped for a .... Peanut   

Ian you are and always will be my Cashew nut!    

Inez Maria wrote:

-Ian- wrote:I've been dumped for a .... Peanut   

Ian you are and always will be my Cashew nut!    

Is that a good thing   

Yes they are more expensive, though a funny shape!    

So now I'm a funny shape too... Dumped and a funny shape... Can it get any worse   

   I wubb you funny shape or not!    

Awww so pleased you two are friends again. I did'nt really want to spoil the party. Enjoyed the banter as per usual  Night night to you both  

-Ian- wrote:So now I'm a funny shape too... Dumped and a funny shape... Can it get any worse   

Yeah there are some foxes having a party in your garden   

  Nite Sheila xxx

Night Sheila.

Col... Not funny   .. I loved that Garlic   

Wenchie... You know when you're on to a good thing    

Oh I do Ian indeedy and so do you my lovely    

You 2 have a good time now, night   

Thanks Col you could have joined in!    

Thanks for the kiss Col   

Wenchie... Lets swing   

Oh you want me now do ya!    Ok lets go   

You know it's always you n me Wenchie    

You should do a Terry and June type sitcom set in this pub or maybe a ' carry on piglets' movie   

ColinW wrote:You should do a Terry and June type sitcom set in this pub or maybe a ' carry on piglets' movie   

Fab idea Col I am very Barbara Windsor!!    

Oooo.... I say. Great idea. Could Ian be a very Jim Dale   

  Ithink more Kenneth Williams!    

Well I suppose better than Sid James   

  Or Charles Hawtrey    

Well i want to be Terry Scott, complete with loin cloth
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ColinW wrote:Well i want to be Terry Scott, complete with loin cloth
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Ooh suits you sir!    

That's the one I was thinking of Inez but could'nt remember his name  
Eeeh... I can just imagine the pair of you in those roles  

Col... that's fab. It's good to have a laugh don't you think  

Love it! where is Charles aka Ian!    

Right here Wenchie... ohh you are naughty   

I am indeed!   

Winez a cider would be nice if you tear yourself away from the cellar    

I am here Claire a zider coming up!   

Zider   

  

Inez Maria wrote:Me shy Shela never well he was dressed as a Brazil nut in honour of the footie tonight, so didnt quite know what to expect, on closer inspection he has more of a Peanut!    

Just guffawed reading that   

I didnt realise how funny it was Claire til just read it again!