Piglets Pub

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Already chilling Ian, you do look very red have you been rushing!    

Just a hot flush Poppet... I'm get on ya know   

No thats women who get hot flushes like me now!    I am off outside for a cig with me Moet.......coming?   

Oh yes... Lets go   

  

Time for another bottle my good Wenchie..   

Oh and BTW.. I do not look like the bear in the vid, he's way too small   

Coming up Ian! and yes you do ya give good bear hugs on the hammock anyway!    

Ah only cos its you receiving them Wenchie    

I should hope so! though I am goldilocks!    

There must be a joke there... There must   

Go on then!    

No... Really... I can't think of a come back    

   Dont worry your come back will be bottling up in the morning as I am off to bed! see ya soon honey bunch   

Right behind ya Poppet    

Wenchie... After last nights frolics I'm going easy tonight. My usual and a small slug please   

Last nite frollicks dont know what yer on a bout! a small slug coming up!    

Must admit... You were knocking back the Moët somewhat   

   

Wenchie... Lets mix it up a bit.. Grab some Rosé and lets head out to see the stars   

Thank gawd! thought you would never ask   

You normally just grab a bottle and drag me out with you      

I have you firmly locked in a wedgie right now!    

   

Off upstairs Wenchie    

On me way Poppet!    

yoohoo a pint please    

Yoohoo what Claire   Pint coming up hun   

Cider please munch bunch, you okay?   

Aye hun and you? xx

Thought mine would be waiting for me Wenchie  

Oh it is Ian   

Yeah not too shabby thanks   Hello Ian

Now Claire hands off my Ian you have Clifford   

Unlike yourself with the Cliffster    

   

Hi Claire, how ya been ?   

Inez Maria wrote:Oh it is Ian   

The drink Wencie    

Fine thanks ( currently trembling due to Inez watching me with her beady eye)    

^^^    

She's harmless Claire   

Wenchie... Did I get my drink   

Yes Ian over your head! best get ya another!    

 ... Best make it large this time    

Oh will defo be large Ian!    

Errrrr....   

   

I think we might need to go to the Patio to discuss this Wenchie... Grab the Rosé if you please   

Yes I think so too rose is coming!    

Damn... When did that bottle suddenly get empty   ... Shall we open another   

Aye lets, soz fell asleep in the hot tub!   

I wondered what that noise was