Piglets Pub

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so coli is tranny whilst I m a mere hermaphrodite nite co; iam all who have gone snppzzzzzzzzzr

Can I have a Sunday night glass of Pinot please piglet?   xx

Of course Saz do you fancy sharing a bottle?   

Oh yes, why not   get is ready for the week!

Goody coming up Saz if we have large glasses only be 1.5 each   

Good thinking   have you much planned for this week?

No hun just work and of course sorting this place out!   gotta watch Ian doesnt drink my profits away    You hun? xx

 mostly work! Not sure yet if dinner club is on, got a girls night on Friday though which should be fun   

ooh lovely Saz girly nights are fab!   

Yeah it will be a singing into kitchen utensils night I think!   

Evening ladies, can i have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred?   

Evening col x

Coming up Col!   

Green Goblin please Inez, am parched been sorting boxes for my loft   

Green goblin? do you mean me Claire    

Perhaps??    

   

Only kidding get me beer plz      

Caught Cliff having a sly     with you in cellar, bad girl

No you never Clifford is so past tense! Its my Ian now      

Yeah where is Ian? You tied him up and forget about him again?    

Oh shite Col yes he is still upstairs    

Sorry had to sleep off a heavy one... My usual please gorgeous   

Coming up Ian, glad you slept that heay one off   

Wide awake and ready to party Wenchie   

A swing then   

Oh a swing yes... And maybe more huh   

Oh defo come on lets go!    

Fun fun fun... Just don't mention sheep   

  You dont want roast lamb for dinner tomorrow then!    

Lets not gorgeous   

Bloody hell a man that turns down roast lamb!    I didnt ask ya to go searching for one in yer wellies    

Now here's the thing... I do like the lamb... A shank with mint gravy is great, but, if I say too much about the baa's, Col will take the P*ss big time   

Lets just leave the Lamb out of our swinging   

Oh I see well I shall bleet no more!! Bahhhhh humbug!    

And please don't wear a wooly jumper to bed tonight   

  Dont wooly I wont!    

Prefer a ham shank myself   ok Ian no more sheep pal
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Col noooooo!   

FU Col    

I am so gonna get my own back   

Col... If you're last in you get to clear up. See ya tomorrow fella.

-Ian- wrote:Col... If you're last in you get to clear up. See ya tomorrow fella.

Things i found when clearing up   what the hell do you and Inza get up to. No don't answer that.

^^^    

Oh tell ya what Wenchie... Col's done a great job clearing up   

Think I need a large coffee   

Yes he has indeed! I will join you for a coffee   

And a cheeky little croissant   

Ooh yes please!   

SHEEP WELLIES checked I spelt that right,           oh Ian your going to get such a ribbing          

I have booked the tub but open to the public well mob,
but I might pop out for a swing I am so glad that a pressie can bring so much craziest fun

It certainly is Bren we have some fab times on that there swinger!    

My poor little have worked to the bone for miny french things hope they are ok for you they have chocolate in xIan

**** SHEEP FREE ZONE ****