Piglets Pub

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Sorry peeps had a temporary shut down whilst some work was being done! Back open now to full service   

Ok Sheila I can see your concern with Popsickle!    
Champagne bubbles Ian, none from the rear entrance thank you!    

I think it was the onion Bahji's last time Sheila   

  

Well, hopefully it will only be champagne bubbles then.  Enjoy and see you both later 

Night Sheila see you soon, and dont lose yer ruddy way next time!    

  Nite Inez, nite Ian
I know me way now, I'll not  

I've taken a sneaky photo of your late night hot tub antics , identify yourself please ,who's who ?   

Night Sheila

Maximus green wrote:







I've taken a sneaky photo of your late night hot tub antics , identify yourself please ,who's who ?   

See the one with the sheepish grin surrounded by bubbles.... That's me   

Maximus green wrote:







I've taken a sneaky photo of your late night hot tub antics , identify yourself please ,who's who ?   

Defo the shy looking one to the left edge of the tub!    

I'm under water with my goggles on enjoying the views   

Maximus green wrote:I'm under water with my goggles  on enjoying the views   

      

That is all the idea of a tub is you never know whose foot your rubbing against       

Only if ya take yer wellies off though Bren   

  

Popping outside with me Wenchie ?   

Aye on me way   

I'm heading upstairs gorgeous... See ya in a bit    

Ruddy hell that was quick lived! ok lovely see ya in a bit Xxxx

 ... Where is everybody Wenchie ?

Do I have time for a swift one   

About ruddy time! been waiting for you to change a barrel all night! a drink coming up   

Oh no... C'mon lets go sort the Bishops   

Yes his finger does need sorting quick pronto!   

Hmmm... Hate it when that happens   

  

Now we got that sorted, are ya joining me for a swing or am I on my own   

Coming now    

Yay...  Always the right answer   

Well a nice swing but have to go on up popsickle tired out! thinkng about cucumbers has taken its toll!   

Will tidy things here and then follow you up    

Long Island Iced Tea with loads of ice please Wenchie   

Phew Ian dont make me work too hard am stuffed! coming up   

Can I ask, or dare I ask.....
Is the footy on in piglets tonight  

She won't let me have the remote Sheila   

I thought not!! Well you can just swing in your tub. I'm staying home tonight  

Sheila if you want the footie on you can heres the remote, have to hide it from Ian as he likes the babe channels!    

Inez Maria wrote:have to hide it from Ian as he likes the babe channels!    

Only when you're not here Wenchie   

Oh Ian you smoothie!    

Ok Thanks Inez. I will just sit quietly in the corner and I'll hide the remote from him too. Your most kind, as I know you hate the footie but it will be much more exciting than those Babes  

No probs Sheila just holler when you need a drink........the babe magnet will oblige!    

Inez Maria wrote:No probs Sheila just holler when you need a drink........the babe magnet will oblige!    

Love it  
Large glass Merlot please as just about to kick off  

Am I serving Wenchie   

You can be Sheilas slave for the night, you will be rewarded     

Sheila... I have given you the extra large glass... Mind if I perch at this end of the bar and watch with you ?   

Of course Ian, you're very welcome. I must warn you that I do get carried away and the language can get a little blue when something exciting happens. Bloody hell Brazil. What was that defender doing there  

-Ian- wrote:Sheila... I have given you the extra large glass... Mind if I perch at this end of the bar and watch with you ?   

Traitor!    well will go have a hot tub on me own can here yer language from out there anyway so no need to watch!    

Oi no swimming on a full tum   

Don't worry about the language Sheila.. I'm used to it   

Pffft I will go swimming when I choose! waving yer finger at me    

I suppose you want me to bring you a drink too   

Errr.... mines another large merlot SLAVE before you do anything else. You might not come back in!!!